Thread 212833398

okay enough trolling, can we all admit that this was based and actually alpha and funny as fuck? this was classic sam hyde humor and 10/10 banter, the guy was obviously in on it and having fun

if you thought it was cringe you probably just got filtered

it was awkward, unfunny and gay, just like you in social settings

why dont they just have a cool time and hangout and shoot the shit?

>>212833666
becuase the world is in a crisis right now and we need to be serious and work hard to fix it before its to late. old goofy boomers need to know their place and stop making everything into a joke.

>>212833398 (OP)
How many threads do you fags need?

Sam got felted.

>>212833398 (OP)
Report Sam to stripe for violating their TOS

>>212833856
As many as it takes to have shills damage control

>>212834114
Reporting sam to payment processors is one of the gayest things possible, it really comes off as seething he makes money and you don't
I want him to continue making an ass of himself

>>212833398 (OP)
>samtrannies making new threads every chance they get saying this shit
>it's basically a game who gets tired first; samtrannies posting pure insanity or those posting the screenshots of harland confirming it was a trainwreck through liked comments
>samtrannies start fresh every thread, forgetting the good points on purpose
>nick confirmed he was relly shitting itself, this will be ignored too
Dont you just love discussing Televison and Film on 4chan
A TOAST!

>>212834114
I don't think people puking hot-dogs constitutes a ban, but Fatty getting his nasty dick sucked off with a vacuum cleaner better be because I clearly remember getting a ban from all boards from this exact picture.
If it got me in trouble, I'll make sure it gets them there... *strokes sword*

>>212833398 (OP)
he wasnt "in on it", hes just a good comedian and was happy to get a rise out of sam since that makes things more interesting and funny

>>212833398 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>212834297
Cope faggot Sam runs a grooming and abuse cult.
>>212834474
It's adult content, which is banned. It's torture porn.

>>212834576
Harland was in on it more than Sam knew. Marky references, fishtank references, gorilla nest is literally a fish tank reference.

>>212833398 (OP)
Sam was bested by a 62yo boomer and embarrassed all of them. No wonder they didn't talk about it on PGL. Nick disassociated like he was in an mkultra experiment.

>>212833398 (OP)
wholesome chungus skibidi narwhal bacon

>>212833398 (OP)
do you like straight fries or curly fries?

>>212833574
>>212833989
>>212834114
>>212834398
>>212834576
>>212834753
>>212835361
embarrassing as fuck to get filtered so easily, triggered by a literal joke kek

this is why sam is the best comedian around, because nobody else makes you trannies seethe as hard as he does

>>212836396
lol he flips the desk and their dicks keep coming off

>>212834398
>>212833574
Sam was literally shaking trying to manhandle a 60yo man, got gassed and sweaty from the attempt and tried to blame it on a lamp heating up the room.
It was pathetic.
Sam is a fake comedian like he's a fake Christian. The emperor has no clothes.

>>212836396
nice try Luna.

>>212834114
As much as I am getting to not like sam hyde, reporting fishslop to stripe is one of the most bitchmade things you can do. You should consider leaping in front of a train for considering it faggot

>>212833398 (OP)
Lets be real would Sam do that to Harland's buddy and co-star Dave Chappelle? I don't think so

This was all setup and preplanned! Harland is just really good at faking it! THIS IS ALL STAGED AND PLANNED

ALSO HARLAND WILLIAMS SUCKS BUT IT'S STAGED TO MAKE HIS SHOW BIGGER BECAUSE SAM LIKES HIM.... WAIT UH UH UH N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD

YUCK !

>>212836444
>>212836693
you know you'll never be a real woman right?

>>212837343
Just how sam likes 'em

>>212836959
truly deformed. she nabbed chuck at his lowest when he was most vulnerable. now he has to suck dick to make dollar.

>>212837343
you're embarrassing yourself Luna

>>212837343
oh shit, the discord trannies turned the tables on me. welp, i guess Harland won then...

>>212834114
they really weren't kidding about IDF on this website

First of all Harland is a genuinely nice and funny dude. I hope he gets some new subscribers from this. Secondly Sam Hyde is a fucking genius. Yes his performance was shit. But he's the talk of the town. Yes he is the embodiment of "heh I was only pretending to be a retard" and it's hilarious that it gives all his haters such a thrill. I can see why people defend Sam, he pays them apparently. But it makes me think the haters were taken by him at some point. So my question to the haters is, how much did he take you for before you realized you were being had? Be honest

>>212837409
>>212837524
>>212837528
dilate

>>212833398 (OP)
He's doing a Jesus larp, flipping the tables on the Jewish podcasters

>>212836959
damn that new donkey kong looking good!

>>212838037
>I'm so proud of you Charls :)

>>212838037
...

the raped

>>212833398 (OP)
no ,fuck off

>>212833398 (OP)
Where do I cop that dinosaur shirt?

>>212836959
jesus christ the mde boys sure have some fucked up taste in women

>>212838037
how can i get my dick sucked like this?

>>212836653
>The emperor has no clothes.
the comedian has no funny, more accurate lmao

literally what nick fuentes said about faggot jim years back

>>212838037
so THIS is the power of sam hydes comedy huh... wow.

You been doin' a little roidin', Sam?

>>212838553
haha

>>212833398 (OP)
>acting like a nigger is based and alpha

>>212838856
Getting your study destroyed is not

>>212838553
What kind of roids was Sam on that he couldn't handle an old man hes taller and fatter than. It seems like all they did was make his head grow.

>>212833666
Because Sam is massive roided out jew faggot who always needs to "be in control" and "alpha" due to his roid rage.

>>212838037
was it a humiliation ritual as punishment for his drunken freakout?

>>212839785
Yeah

>>212839785
qrd?
or link to freakout?

>>212839924
>>212839785
You guys did not see Episode 5. Charles has no humiliation. He autofelatioed a dildo, with some kind of liquid under CO2 pressure bursting in his mouth, and goes "Oooo thats creamy" In front a audience of like 50 people.
This is not a troll.

jfc are you still making threads about this literal who fabricated bit?

>>212836653
KWARUBB
(kek what a roided up bogged bitch)

>>212840104
It starts picking up around halfway through with Charles drinking in Turkey with Effina his wife. Eventually saying what he really thinks about Sam which includes;
>he destroyed their careers
>he did none of the creative heavy lifting
>he made people sign agreements not to work with Charls
>he banned Charls from the Moms sketch he didn't write because he owed him rent money
>one of the MDE sound guys committed suicide
>he fucks men and gets fucked by men
https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown

He talks about Sam being a faggot at this timestamp >>212839924

>>212834398
Samtrannies act exactly how hortler described the le joo's. Pretty ironic innit?

>>212838068
next thing you know sam's gonna start talking in parables to his wigger crew

>>212840420
I did see it. When Chalrs starts sucking dick the camera shifts over to Sam who spits his drink out. It was clear to anyone paying attention what it was about. Humiliation ritual and punishment.

>>212833398 (OP)
Whatever happened, whether they were both in on it or not, it wasn't funny. It was cringe.

>>212840503
not that big a surprise considering sam is jewish lol
so basically it's a bunch of brown /pol/niggers chimping out because their surrogate father acted like a retard

>>212839016
Why are Hydecels obsessed with acting like the high school bully in a 90s coming of age film? Is it because they are all autistic and think that emulating those characters will make them cool?

>>212836653
it was extremely awkward going from harmless banter to sam putting his elbow into harland's neck and fake punching him in the stomach while everyone else watches. this whole thing is a new low for sam. he should just stick to selling supplements to his audience instead of doing comedy

https://youtu.be/5WyZBvA5Wcg?si=q6KQb3LdS3TUvKGK
>bros Nick is so mad at Sam
>MDE is over :(

Here's an unbiased analysis for autists/spergs

>>212840788
Imagine the sad fuck that made this shit

>>212840813
a couple dozen people have read it so i think it was worth tbqhwy

>>212838037
This viscerally disgusted me. The earlier scenes were they just made out with the ugly female actors they hired did as well, but this really crossed the line for me. I paid for World Peace 2, not gay shock content. Really considering doing a chargeback on my card to get my $20 back at this point. The way things are going the rest of "Extreme Peace" will just be more cringy actor abuse and maybe even full-on gay porn.

>>212840838
>there are literally dozens of us

>>212840751
this doesn't make it any better, they're just trying to laugh it off which is fine but if anything this confirms it was unplanned and as awkward as it looked

>>212840788
everyone thinks they can be redbar about this as if redbar is about consensus

>>212840861
fell for it award

>>212841111
Fell for what?

kinda sad watching Sam nuke his aura like this
threatening Hasan Piker
destroying iCuckz w
Dear Elon, Dear Vivek kino
all of it amounting to nothing
probably God's punishment for Sam letting that haggard tranny pound his ass

>>212840861
its the funniest part of the entire series lighten up

>>212840861
It isn't for us. Its stuff Peter Thiel wanted in EP.

>>212840788
Accurate assessment. Sam was out of his depth with a nobody boomer comedian, and torpedoed his nonexistent career again. He will never break into the big time. I almost pity him. Almost.

>>212838037
for me it's when he tries to get it back in his mouth at :32

Post your face when someone says you look like you've been raped

>>212841072
>NO IT'S STILL OVER FOR THEM FOR REAL THIS TIME
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT CARE ABOUT THIS MANUFACTURED E-DRAMA. YOU HAVE TO FEEL BAD FOR PUNKING THE OLD HAS BEEN COMEDIAN
>OBSESSED TRANNIES ON THE INTERNET SAY SO

genuine aspergers from sammy boy

>>212841256
is this supposed to be 'not caring'

>>212840861
"viscerally" is an understatement, it disturbed me on a soul level. truly sick shit lol. what the hell.

>>212841327
comedy

not a court in the land would have convicted him if harland williams pulled a pistol and killed sam

people would all agree it was right and necessary

>>212841290
i don't know, you're the only one that cares and are desperately trying to make it a thing. so you tell me, is this supposed to be not caring?

>>212841128
fell for a retarded jew award

>>212841521
And you?

>>212839071
Harland works out still and doesn't shortcut with roids

>>212840788
kino

>>212841436
smartest sam hyde brownoid

>>212841392
The moment that He Could Be Stopped From Getting Away With It.

>>212833398 (OP)
>alpha and funny as fuck
kys mutt tate brownoid

>>212841715
a shekel has been placed in your account

>>212841920
why would that happen? i'm not a jew like sam

>>212833398 (OP)
>the guy was obviously in on it and having fun
Oh is that why Harland edited out all of Sam's shilling as a clear fuck you? Then commented and liked comments about Sam being a retard?

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/212828448/#212830044

How does right and ripe relate to marky?

This is clearly an andy kaufman style bit.

>>212841935
wow, our little IDF boy is being greedy tonight! okay, one more shekel but then your shift is over, mister!

>>212833398 (OP)
It would be funny if Sam Hyde was in control. Unfortunately he lost control and you can chalk that up to substance abuse. Steroids, if not some off shoot product of the experimental variety like Ox-semen or Dolphin extract

>>212841949
the funniest part is that it actually wasn't a bit and Harland cucked out and still plugged all of Sam's promos on social media and tried playing nice with him, even after Sam for real gorilla'd him around his own studio. KWAB is an understatement

>be a good human cap
>choir singing
>tight and ripe
>you look raped
>dementors
>calling charls a school shooter
>knew about sam's art school background
>planned the cunnilingus bit from daddy dom sketch with them
>gorilla nest
any other instances of planned stuff that would push their buttons?
i think harland does that to every guest, not just out of dislike, but probably doesn't like people who can dish out but not take it.
he did agree to platform in the first place, so i don't think he had idubbbz-like motivation, but i don't know that much about him.

>>212842256
>she was a TIGHT little piece
>....virgin (bleeped)
>fresh, milk made tits
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Z88jeE0us3d8/

The moment Harland starting saying that shit it set off Sam's paranoia trigger and he was mentally winded for the rest of the podcast. If he wasn't he would have told that pinoy retard to sit down somewhere to spot making him look stupid.

>>212842460
>be a good human cap
He knows Sam is a piece of shit
>choir singing
IDK
>tight and ripe
HE SAW BOSTON ROSS?!
>you look raped
How does he know the ultimate obscure unknown lore? lucky guess?
>dementors
He called Sam's friends dementors, the tormentors who run Fishtank
>calling charls a school shooter
Extreme Peace trailer
>knew about sam's art school background
All Sam fans know this
>planned the cunnilingus bit from daddy dom sketch with them
He is current on Extreme Peace releases
>gorilla nest
fish tank

I can see why Sam got triggered and pissed his diaper. Harland did his research on Sam. He wasn't going to be a retarded zoomer going "WAOWEE SAM IS DA CRAZIEST CREATIVE GUY EVER!"

>>212840723
>Charles is just staring at the camera and smiling, with a, dare I say, "I told you so" expression
>Nick is dying inside, he knows exactly how this looks
>Shultz is reacting about the same way as Nick, along with Erick
Charles will always be a gift unless some tragedy befalls him.
>>212840788
Have this too, another source of context.

>>212842708
all of charls jokes fell flat

I'm gonna say it. For Harland to be this knowledgeable about Sam, he had to have known of him for years. He must have been a former fan who turned on Sam when he slowly declined into a degenerate Jew.

>>212842708
>shotacon who watches CP, and runs a gangstalking forum has an opinion
No thanks.

>>212842344
>Harland cucked out and still plugged all of Sam's promos on social media and tried playing nice with him
Proof?

>>212842740
Eh, it matches the other commentary I've read so I'm inclined to buy the analysis.I don't know anything else about this "Null" character.
>>212842735
Yeah, I don't think there were going to be any jokes in that setting.
>>212833398 (OP)
tbqhfamalam they should just release this interview and call it extreme peace episode 6 because this crash out is probably funnier than what was planned.

if sam wanted to mindfuck Harland he should've showed up as Steve Horny
the whole crew as other MDE characters for plausible deniability
Erick as Vicodin construction worker
Charls as CareLess coffee goblin
Nick as Insurance Fraud Man

>>212842756
plugs are still in the video description, he's made several instagram posts about it, plugging and tagging Sam, Sam even commented on one, Harland's producer posted pics of her and the guys all hugging and plugged EP on instagram

>>212833398 (OP)
It was stupid and cringy but the chronic haters and reddit botnet of markyposters are cumming and shitting themselves, blowing it way out proportion thinking MDE is dead and Sam is gonna kill himself out of embarrassment.

>>212837833
Total tranny victory. Hydoids in shambles rn

>>212842975
Sam is metaphorically paying to suck tranny penis and jerk off at their feet right now...

>>212833398 (OP)
Harland is a pro. 62 years old and made the boys look like little bitches

>>212842871
>plugs are still in the video description
Those are links to MDE members social media, not the comedy shows dates

>he's made several instagram posts about it
Harland uploaded three show clips and none of them included comedy show plugs

Harland won. Sam is a nigger.

>>212843097
Sam is a nigger and our nigger won. little Harland got tossed around like salad

>>212843165
Harland made Sam look like an idiot. And Sam embarrassed MDE. I just want to know what set him off, was it...
>are you jewish?
>have you been raped?
>you like 'em tight and ripe?
Which do you think triggered Sam?

>>212843165
>You're a big guy, do you work out?
>Yeah, I work out. I play hockey.
>alright that's enough, I'm hungry
"tossed around like salad" isn't the descriptor I would use.

>>212842297
is that all you can say? like i said, I'm not a jew like your e-daddy lol

>>212833398 (OP)
I like how you have to freeze the frame to make it like the boomer at any point wasn't in control. I don't even hate the guy but his fanboys need to realize he took a fat L here and its going last a long while.

>>212843324
quiet, jew. your shift is over

>>212839071
If you look at his video with carrot top his arms are probably bigger than sams. Carrot top juices but harland just got that natty strong build.

>>212843240
I can tell from the first 10 minutes so far that Sam really wants to be able to hang with Harland and he just can't. Not surprised to hear that he chimps out. Very hateful guy

>>212843351
>and its going last a long while.
sam's... finished

>>212833398 (OP)
I thought it was funny, until it wasn't fucking funny.

>>212836959
I thought he married some semi cute arab chick not one of their incest rape babies fuck me.

>>212838037
CHRIST IS KANG

>>212843428
all arab chicks are incest babz

>>212843384
>I can tell from the first 10 minutes so far that Sam really wants to be able to hang with Harland
yeah you're probably right. towards the end, Sam was trying to be really friendly and cordial towards Harland but Harland couldn't get over being tossed around like a pin cushion. it's a shame Harland's ego is so fragile he could've made a friend

>>212836653
I read this exact comment yesterday.

>>212840751
Sams his boss. WTF did you expect? he's blowing it off like he would anything else his boss would fuck up.

>>212843351
The fat L keeps building with this blind coping "sam can do no wrong" defense.
Could just go with "sam is human he makes mistakes and in this case his ego caused him to take riffs from a COMEDIAN as several thousand personal attacks that, apparently, hit extremely close to home"
That said, I'll admit I'm biased, I was mildly annoyed that extreme peace was paywalled behind a paywall, so make of that what you will.

>>212843477
lame post jet

>>212843368
you're almost as stupid as your surrogate jew father lol
keep saying it though, surely the next time will work

>>212838037
>LOOK DADDY I'M ACTING

>>212842344
yeah sure he totally cucked out man sam got him good sam wasn't begging him to come see his show later.

>>212840751
He's doing damage control to cover for Sam's fuck up so he doesn't have to go back to selling cars.

>sam shaking, huffin and puffin, all red and sweaty
>a-a-are y-y-y-you using h-h-h-heating lamps?
>yeah
lmao sam is a tranny fucking jew nerd. all his roided muscles are go too.

>>212838037
How embarassing for Charls kids to grow up someday and see their father in this. Im sure its part of the humiliation thing.

>>212843635
having a schizo father is already enough of a humiliation

i love how sam nick and charls keep whiffing and harland just points to the little asian guy. genuinely making me chuckle every time

>>212836653
How is sam so skinny, as in unmuscular? I thought he took testosterone? Does he never train? What a retard.

>>212843588
yeah cause Sam was actually being genuine with him. unfortunately Harland is too much of a passive aggressive faggot and had to stay in his shitty character instead of being honest

>>212843693
people keep saying hes not on gear anymore

>>212843590
i thought Nick was a trust fund baby. uh oh, the discord trannies are getting their stories messed up

>>212843700
sam hyde fans when someone else makes a joke at his expense for once

>>212836851
What a sniveling little girl you are. Sam spam fans are like the trannies sam has sex with, but more pathetic.

>>212843548
sorry, but Harland getting so pissy over a bit is just lame and embarrassing

>>212843724
>surely all the posts are from a discord and not just normal people that have eyes and ears to witness sam chimp out

>>212843724
No, you're just talking out of your ass. Everyone knows Sam is the trust fund kid.

>>212833398 (OP)
You sound like you were raped

>>212843576
okay, jew, settle down. Sam's not in the room with you, he can't hurt you

>>212843745
hilariously jewish post

>>212843730
lol exactly, they both made jokes at each others expense but Sam could drop the bit after and still offer him an invite to his show later like an adult. Harland couldn't accept cause he was assmad, like you about this fake, forced e-drama being irrelevant

>>212843753
you've said the same thing about Nick, faggot. you're not fooling anyone

>>212843693
hes off gear. steroid muscles are fake and gay, while hockey muscles are dense and natty

>>212843771
yaaaawn
keep saying it jew lover

>>212843776
>the IDF jew has changed tactics from accusing people of being brown to accusing them of being jewish. let's see how this laughably bad strategy plays out

>>212843842
kek I said jet, not jeet you illiterate mouthbreathing retard
way to reveal yourself though pranjeet

>>212843828
>Sam criticizes jews
>the IDF gets activated
>immediately start accusing Sam of being jewish in an impotent attempt to poison the well of his fanbase
damn, so close!

>>212843870
that's a lotta words to defend a jew, keep goin little boy

>>212833398 (OP)
It wasn't a worked shoot. They weren't working stiff with each other. No one was playing it straight (aside biofreeze Doctor Manslave). It was full blown gorilla aids rape in the blistering hot summer of '25 . . .

>>212843842
dumb ESL

It was a bit. It got Harland views, which it was designed to do.

>>212843862
>oh, in a stunning reversal, the IDF jew quickly goes back to his earlier tactic! a completely transparent move that fools no one. wow, luckily he gets paid very little

>>212838037
working as a car salesman is far better than this

>>212843883
>he can't help it. he's no longer even attempting to do his job and smear Sam for being an antisemite. he's now too invested in calling people brown or jewish. the IDF jew has completely lost sight of his own mission!

Sam's entire thing is being a giant retard and seeing how normies react. Norm did that 100% better and with self-awareness, it's no surprise that Norms friend ran circles around the Sam.

>>212834753
What was the Harland Marky reference? I missed it. That's crazy if he actually did one, lol. Is Harland based?

>>212843880
stay salty, rabbi

>>212843964
damn, you can't even say a proper sentence now kek

>>212843944
nice inner monologue brown boy

>>212843981
they don't have a hebrew word for salty?

>>212843904
>>212843944
Extremely autistic posts lol

>>212844000
alright, i know you're on graveyard shift and it's boring but, no ones really posting right now so it's not like there's anyone to argue with so i'm gonna leave you to it. enjoy covering for Israel, keep that IDF diaper fresh and have a good night

>>212843809
Sam's sissies are making shit up because they got nothing in the tank. Haha.

>>212833398 (OP)
It was pretty clear Harland was doing the typical time wasting babbling about nothing completely dragging shit down, while also sprinkling in insults and emasculation. Sam had every right to staunch him and fuck up his set. It wasn’t a podcast it was Harlan trying to be a snarky dickhead boomer and gum up an entire hour with pointless nonsense. The only correct response we what Sam did: don’t play the game and just physically intimidate them while showing absolute contempt. The only thing that would have made it better would have been spitting/shoot snot on the floor as he left. Harlan and his ilk are responsible for the state of modern comedy and social sensibilities so he deserves go get strangled to death, Sam was merciful.

>>212844006
why would I know? i'm not a jew like your daddy sam

>>212844027
>>212844076
peace, IDF. have a good one

>>212841157
Sam gets an enormous head the moment he gets any amount of fame literally the same thing happened during WP cancelation. Watch the viewtiful joe interview, he gets positively manic with the slightest ounce of mainstream notoriety and he has no idea how to handle it

>>212844075
>>212844103
\I accept your concession, at least you didn't chimp out like your daddy jew sam LOL

>>212844080
no, I'd say the modern state of comedy is shit because of retards like same actually

>>212844080
Sam somehow failed at physically bullying a senior citizen. He looked like an absolute retard.

>>212843901
>every other interview has more views
dont think so chief

>>212838037
BASED

>>212843901
what kind of faggot is a mark normand fan?

>>212843693
Did a few cycles with a meme workout routine then stopped and realized that the warnings about roids forming a lifelong dependency if you want to keep your muscle were true

>>212833398 (OP)
I think this incident could mark the end of sam's career. What an embarrassment

>>212843723
He clearly isn't. He was comparatively massive 3 years ago. Still looked awful though, apparently his diet was awful when on steroids.

>>212833398 (OP)
Joe Rogan would never watch this

>>212844798
>fetish porn
>massage parlors
>underage groupies
>facefucked by troons
>junk food

Sam is the ultimate hedonist. If he drank or did drugs he'd be dead in a month.

>>212833398 (OP)
the fools sip

>>212837524
he left it in as a joke

>>212837524
>trannygem

>>212845185
>the fools sip
lmao damn you're right

and he's having a sip and a half right there

>>212845185
>>212845391
speaking of has redbar covered this yet? that i gotta see

>>212845185
>>212845391
>>212845421
You think that's a fool's sip? Look at this gulper. The raped.

>>212834114
You sound like a real asshole.

Ba-boom here comes a nigga from the dark side
Talking bout a brand new apartheid
South Central straight ghetto native
Gotta show these devil muthafuckers what I'm made of
Yes, never smoke the sess
Only hit the buddha when I'm laying on my chest
I'm laying in a cut
I'm laying in a cut
I'm laying in a cut
bout to shoot me a mutt (with what?)
With the boom ping ping
Listen to the ill shit that I bring bring
Nappy headed nigga, coming out the mist
Ice Cube is my motherfucking dog, yes
Kicking pumps, Smoking humps
The guerillas, rollin from deep in the bumps
Short Dog got the muthafuckin pump
And it's true T-Bone got the twenty-two
That's how it's done
So you better run yo
Run yo ass out the jungle
Cause hear the guns go and we don't miss
Da Lench Mob, the guerillas in the mist

>>212843881
Lasagna lips, is this mic on? Tell me it's fucking on. Ok cool. No bro, I don't need any biofreeze. I'm a bengay kinda man, I love rubbing it on me. Bengay keeps me ripe and tight after a trip to ross in boston.
>sponsor break
Hey tape up that can, no free promotion around here, unless you're dumb or dumber. *tips be a good person hat* Were you ever molested? I got molested by the people you're trying to grift.

Hey what's going on big guy? Can you make me a fishtank please? Here's a few panes of glass and a knife.

>>212843901
Yeah if was a human sacrifice of Sam Hyde. Great views.
>>212845675

Tim won

shitstank threads being allowed on /tv/ and their raped overlord have been a disaster for 4chan

>>212833398 (OP)
Why do people still wear that Josie shirt from fishtank?

>>212845461
>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, out loud.

>>212845421
hopefully he does i cant wait

>>212838037
So this is the peak of comedy according to Samtrannies

>>212845988
forced meme

>>212846080
show that clip to 99% of people and they're laughing

>>212846273
gorilla nest

>>212833398 (OP)
(MARKY)ULTRA ACTIVATED

GORILLA NEST IS ONLINE. I REPEAT. GORILLA NEST. IS ONLINE.

HE WILL NEVER LIVE THIS ONE DOWN

>>212836959
>the only picture that can even be considered mildly unattractive is when she's looking directly into the sun and while also in the middle of talking to somebody
Seething roasties lost, Charls and his lovely family won

>>212834398
fuck harland is based as fuck imagine crumbing to a boomer, I bet harland reminded sam of his daddy and that's why he blew up at him

>>212838037
This is their sketch show and Sam's best friend is a gay black pornstar who openly called for white genocide hundreds of times. He's live on Sam's Fishtank site even at this exact moment and was gaping the asshole of a white prostitute on camera. Now he's gonna have interracial sex with this prostitute and Sam Hyde is paying him for it. Just remember that when the retarded /pol/fags keep running defense for him 24/7. They are not what they claim.

When Sam starts manhandling him that was too far and a bitch move.
Otherwise I thought it was pretty funny.

>>212847573
>when ur on steroids and cant move a guy half your size who is literally in his 60s
>manhandling

>>212840788
Thank you for this. I'll watch these moments. Been waiting for highlights.

>>212838037
this has to be payback for charls exposing sam on his drunen turkey stream, there is no fucking way this exists otherwise

>>212834753
its not going to work you little weirdo lol.
imagine being this mentally ill.

>Nick making fun of the kiwitroons dramafaggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WyZBvA5Wcg

Uhh what now sisters?!?

>>212842460
>i think harland does that to every guest
He literally doesn't
>i don't know that much about him.
Exactly

Looks like sam hyde bots are flooding the board again

The fact that Sam Hyde's cuckold fans have held the internet in a chokehold the last few days over a mildly embarrassing podcast appearance is actually mind-blowing. I actually think that spergs of this unbelievable intensity should all be put to death. I don't even know how you could even be such a worthless loser. You'd have to try your hardest every single day of your life to stoop so low.
I hear stuff like "e-daddy" but there has to be some kind of gay sex angle at play. And then that would make sense because homos are psychotic in the same way as the Sam Hyde defense force behaves.
It's actually made me dizzy to witness it, the EXPLOSIVE levels of ass hurt over a total nothingburger.

>>212847478
Don't race mix bro

I think Harland is in most of these threads.
Sure he wanted to troll Sam and all, but I think he was a bit jealous of Sam's and MDE's success and wanted to feel like the big dog. He might pretend it's a political or moral thing who knows. You could pwn anyone by giving someone an opportunity to link up in good faith just to mock them, but what has Sam even really done to deserve it? Trolled other people? If you don't like someone don't have them on. I don't even think Sam disliked iDubbbz much when he made the documentary, and both got to present their side of the thing.

I just think this was a big fish for Harland to use to try to become a hero given his waning relevance. He caps at 500k views per video if that. Who else would Harland troll? Does he treat all his guests like this? Sam could have handled it better but for a 62 year old man to be this petty is kinda sad.

the new right was a mistake

>>212847827
>big fish
lmao

>>212847827
>schizo thinks a highly successful boomer has time to browse 4chan
holy shit sam trannies are so disconnected from reality it's insane

>>212847865
face it Sam is very well-known online, he doesn't have to be a mainstream celeb. nobody knew who Harland was before this interview

>>212847867
>highly successful
he's barely getting views and seemed more like he had it personally out for Sam, and liking all the comments critical of Sam in his vid, he only really has something this pathetic to live for at this point

>>212847911
He's the cop who drank pee in dumb and dumber

>>212847827
yeah 62 year olds have nothing to do but browse 4chan. retard. more like sam's jeets like you monitor /tv/ 24/7 to do damage control.

>>212847827
>I think Harland is in most of these threads.
IJBOL

>>212847968
idk man I'm over MDE anyway. it's just odd how many people in these threads rip on sam for being a 40 year old troll when some 62 year old guy does the same it suddenly gets applause

Sam is so fucking cringe and embarrassing, this is the guy you faggots look up to?

>>212846410
>guy asks you to make a gorilla nest
>start acting like a gorilla
>everyone gets maf
WOOOOOW FUCKING BULLSHIT ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY GAME

>>212848092
you forgot the part where Sam looked visually shaken because he realized he wasn’t funny

>>212848092
Hi sam

>>212833398 (OP)
i liked sam's reaction to "h-r-s". he does NOT have time for that crap xDD

>>212847728
>no... it is the FANS who are ass hurt...