Thread 212838043

did he fuck around and find out?

Sam is currently undergoing counselling for rape victims.

Harland's gleaming cock still has traces of Sam's poop on it.

>>212838087
that's weird, i remember this guy on his back and his belongings in shambles

>>212838129
Hi Sam

>>212838129
Sperging the fuck out because someone beat you at your own game doesn't make him the loser, Sam.

>>212838043 (OP)
Im getting old
I can't remember who this rat faced bitch is
Just tell me what film I'm remembering him from so I can move on please

>>212838643
if Harland put Sam on his back and flipped his table would you say Sam had won? No? Didn't think so

>>212838954
Harland wouldn’t do that because he wouldn’t have to.

>>212838698
No

>>212838988
didn't answer the question. cope

>>212838954
If Harland had the same kind of meltdown Sam did, everyone would be ripping on him instead

>>212839041
lol yeah right, the discord trannies would be having a field day about Sam getting out "alpha'd". they're already doing that by trying to insinuate that Sam didn't toss him around as easily as he should've. just pure cope from these people

>>212839117
This.

The feminine way these queens try to argue is so telling.

They should kill themselves

This was all setup and preplanned! Harland is just really good at faking it! THIS IS ALL STAGED AND PLANNED

ALSO HARLAND WILLIAMS SUCKS BUT IT'S STAGED TO MAKE HIS SHOW BIGGER BECAUSE SAM LIKES HIM.... WAIT UH UH UH N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD

>>212839186
this is a bad copy pasta. kys

>>212839211
That's because you're in denial. A lot of you were initially coping that this was fake pro wrestling shit.

>>212839254
yeah, instead it turned out that Harland is just a cuck that turned around and promoted their plugs on social media even though he was clearly assmad about getting thrown around and his studio trashed

hurricane harland wreaked absolute havoc on what little remained of sam's shambling career. pack it up boys it's over.

>>212839347
sums it up

>>212839347
>sam's shambling career
i think you're just describing little Harland's trashed studio lmao

>>212839386
Which Nick promised to fix lmao

>>212838043 (OP)
>He Got Fingered By Fred confirmed

why your nosey comics have to represent some martian thing anyway, it's absurd
i knew a guy like harland. devilish and clever. he made me laugh a lot more heartily than most and its not cause he was punching holes in the wall going 'fuahhh...
it's corny

anyway good talking to you bic

>>212839411
still rustled little Harland's jimmies. he was so mad he couldn't accept their offer to come see the show. lol what a baby

>>212839547
lol epic win

Gorilla Nest nigga

>>212839580
Hi, Harland

Samstein Hydeker got bodied by a Canadian norm Macdonald and the hydesisters have been doing non stop damage control. I hope you guys drink his kool-aide when he tells you to

>>212839618
>a Canadian norm Macdonald
holy shit, imagine being this retarded

>>212839648
norm was actually polish

>>212839890
sir, this is a hardware store

norm was channeled thru his old associate for this particular mission

>>212840630
Norm stopped speaking to Harland back in the 80s. he went to his grave never having reconciled with that hack. stop trying to associate Harland with an actual comedy genius

Norm went to heaven. wanna go?

>>212839599
I must say the tears from mdetrannies have been delicious. Proves the saying that trannies have no sense of humor either. Null was right. Sam lost.

>>212838129
>BRO, THE 40 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE ON STEROIDS GOT PHYSICALLY AGGRESSIVE AND KINDA-SORTA-NOT-REALLY PUSHED A SENIOR CITIZEN AROUND AND BROKE HIS STUFF, HE'S SO FUCKING COOL BRO

>>212841097
yes

>>212841036
>posts cringe homemade shoop
lol Sam won. seethe bitch

>>212838043 (OP)
I'm just happy that hydetroons and fishtank simps are seething

>>212839547
What did you think the oral sex lines were referencing if not Extreme Shit. Why would a professional and seasoned veteran of the industry pay to see a man that prints his set on 8x11 paper. He's above debt-maxxer's tax bracket-- it's not about the studio equipment money.

>>212841252
too bad Harland didn't have the balls to be more directly insulting then. i guess Sam was in the right to throw him around and fuck up his shit

>>212838698
He was in a few movies and did stand up in the 90's. He's kinda weird but funny. He's probably a hard person to work with on account of his slightly bizarre sense of humor.

>>212839547
have you considered that maybe he didn't want to see the show because he doesn't actually find them funny?

>>212841424
so he invited people he doesn't like onto his podcast? sounds like a douche bag that deserved to have his studio fucked with

>>212841461
we get it, you were bullied profusely as a child and now live vicariously through sam hyde, imagining that you're him beating up all the people who are mean to you and breaking their things. unfortunately, you are autistic, and so you don't realize that acting like a drunken, coked out 20 year old frat bro when you're in your 40s and going bald is actually the opposite of cool

>>212838043 (OP)
looks like the cop from dumb and umber

>>212838988
Harland would have sat down and listened. And that's what no MDEcel ever did.

>>212838043 (OP)
he finally got that chin ICP joked about him not having 25 years ago...

>>212841499
not reading all that gay shit, bro. it was funny when the dumb guy got pushed around by Sam lmao

>>212841788
>2 days from now
>Harland who?

>>212838129
damn "left on his back and his belonging in shambles" did sam go to a guys house who fucked his girl and beat the dude's ass and trashed his place?

oh wait.... im learning it was actually a ... 62 year old comedian... and it wasnt some hostile unexpected environment it was actually a.. podcast he was invited to??

isnt that actually really embarrassing?

>>212841979
Is Sam paying you?
>>212842050
It's probably one of Sam's wigger employees

>>212842050
Sam won. cope

>>212842133
who pays you, discord tranny?

>>212841979
Harland's cameo in ICP's "Big Money Hustla's" feature length movie, is way better than anything sam "the raped" has ever been in

>the wigger working for Sam is getting nervous
lol

>>212838698
The cop in Dumb and Dumber that drinks piss.

>>212842269
i'm surprised Sam hasn't tried pandering to the juggalo crowd more

>>212842326
meds

>>212838043 (OP)
He fucked around and raped sam. He probably regrets it he doesn't want sam seeing him as his new daddy.

>>212838043 (OP)
>YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY
>CAN WE GET SERIOUS
>YOU'RE BRINGING UP SERIOUS THINGS
sammy sisters can we get this video taken down already I'm sick of defending it

>>212838043 (OP)
Why are Sam Hyde drones so obsessed with this board?

>>212838043 (OP)
>soooooo jews amiright goyz!
Yeah the Japanese fish! sams crew laughs while he malds. This is it. This is when he finally lost the room. The flipping the table was in hopes he'd cancel the show and he'd act outraged. The fact he didn't blink and made sam beg for him to come to his show later made it even worse. I can't even pretend to shill for sam anymore. its fucking over.

>>212842948
you being mad about it means it was a success

>>212842887
sam won

>>212838954
isn't that exactly what people were saying when idubbz did the same thing as sam?

>>212843018
Won what? No one cares bro, Sam hasn't been relevant in years no matter how many threads you guys make.

>>212842380
Oh wow, that was him? What a cool and relevant guy. Who the fuck even goes and sees these comics? Dumb and Dumber was like 25 years ago or more, and I've never seen him on do stand-up or anything but thats 95% of them that do this gig. All of a sudden some hack you havent seen in 30 years is podding it up and they still suck

>>212838043 (OP)
Yes, he got bitched.

>>212843286
no one knows what that means, you obsessed weirdo

>>212843338
A nobody account with 29 subscribers got 28k views on a clip of Nick's face during the harland interview.
It will be known, and if it does get b& from tts like marky it will be even funnier.

>>212838129
You're telling me you've never seen iconic 90s comedies at all? No Dumb and Dumber or Something about Mary?

>>212838043 (OP)
Yeah I think he realised Sam wasn't capable of holding a conversation on the podcast pretty quickly. Glad Sam said 'Heil Hitler' as his final comment, very based and my fellow 4channers love him and sharktank very much.

Pretty annoying gimmick not being serious. Won't learn anything from this hack.

>>212838043 (OP)
Something very Irish about this encounter. The absurdist nonchalance of it all. The outright malice masquerading as light-hearted humour. The absolute flat-out refusal by Harland to be in any way serious with Sam, the earnest Englishman. It's like a microcosm of Anglo-Irish relations over the past 8 centuries. The eyebrow raises, the sheepish twitching back and forth, deflecting Sam's attempts to pin him down. Nick, the Frenchman that he is, looked absolutely mortified by it all. The only one to ride the wave was Charls, a fellow Irishman, to be sure. Unbelievable stuff.