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Anonymous No.212839871 >>212840692 >>212840884 >>212840964 >>212841017 >>212841092 >>212841184 >>212841277 >>212841306 >>212844606 >>212848324 >>212849036 >>212849244
ITT all posters please post posters
Anonymous No.212839899 >>212840833
Best superman poster
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>>212840109
Looks dope af
Anonymous No.212840692 >>212841699
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>>212839899
I'm not sure Superman should be going around smashing up armed nuclear weapons instead of decomissioning them safely.
Anonymous No.212840864 >>212841503
5 feet tall $10 from Italy
Anonymous No.212840884 >>212841135 >>212842033 >>212851935
>>212839871 (OP)
Underrated action movie incoming. That opening scene is such an excellent start to a movie. We learn everything we need to know about all four of them and it just goes crazy.
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I fucking love this one. It's not the best Hammer Dracula (that's still Taste The Blood), but it's easily the best poster out of all of them.
Anonymous No.212840964 >>212843633
>>212839871 (OP)
Best animated movie of all time coming through.
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one of the biggest bombs in history
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>>212840884
>THERE IS NO PLAN B
just plan Biel-list
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His dick + that knife= symbolism!
Anonymous No.212841145 >>212841193 >>212846034 >>212849296 >>212849327 >>212849394 >>212852133 >>212852986
Casual reminder that Poland consistently embarrasses the American poster industry...
Anonymous No.212841184 >>212842313
>>212841135
I wish I could be in a photo booth with her.

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>>212841017
I don’t get it, what’s aesthetic about this? Are you just autistically posting a random movie poster as instructed…?
Anonymous No.212841193 >>212846078
>>212841145
...even when it comes to shitty movies.
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Anonymous No.212841225 >>212842111
>get Boris Vallejo to paint a poster for a comedy
crazy move but turned out perfect
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>>212839871 (OP)
Worst movie of 2024 here.
Anonymous No.212841285 >>212846124
An amazing but deeply subversive short film. One should watch it as a warning about the nature of women.
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This poster is genius, referencing childhood, oral sex, and hard candy but in a plausibly deniable, seemingly innocuous image.
Anonymous No.212841380 >>212841507
>>212841306
i forgot this came out in theatres
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>>212841287
Drew Struzan and Robert Amsel were the 2 best poster artists in the 80s imo
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>>212840864
Sick! I’ve got this poster buts its filed away
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>>212841380
It was such a weird movie. I'm very conflicted about it. The actors performances are so good as primates, but I didn't feel much about them because they're just dumb primates. It's very original, I can give it that.
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One of my favorite posters.
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>>212841088
never saw that specific one, damn
those 60s/70s posters with the faces give me an erection every time so seeing it there is cool, but fuck, i wish they didn't put a layer of smoothness on their faces there. i also wish the movie was a bit better
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The 80s were a golden age for great posters advertising shitty genre films.
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I also love posters that identify the one thing worth seeing in a movie.
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absolute poster-cinema
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>>212840692
fighting fucking & trucking. the holy trinity
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Anonymous No.212841749 >>212849200
The symbolism is apparent once you see the film.
Fuck hippies, amiright?
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Whenever I look at young Charlie Sheen, it's just amazing. Everything before 1996 is like he's a different person.
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Art by Joe Lansdale, a great weirdo artist.
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Needs more Struzan
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you ain't seen nothing yet
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This movie fucking rules, BTW.
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Anonymous No.212842033 >>212842190
>>212840884
Would you replace the ufc fighter for an actual black actor?
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What if Mission: Impossible starred a dyspeptic, half-Asian Charles Bronson?
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netflix docu series i liked a lot
>tfw i'm actually feeling nostalgic for 2021-22 NOW
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>>212841225
this one too
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>it hasnt been posted yet
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>>212842111
wow that fucking hurt my eyes
it's actually incredibly retarded how hard it is to find a good quality pic of it off google images.
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>>212842033
Prior to filming, the producers apparently wanted Mos fucking Def as B.A., so count your lucky stars they got a guy who actually looked tough. And really, I'd say Rampage was still a better than Mr. T, and I LOVE Mr. T.
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>>212841184
Nice. I got that hanging in my room.
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this one is still on the wall in my old bedroom
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Anonymous No.212842806 >>212842840
I searched for some posters to put on my walls and turns out that you have to always google if the naked girls in the artsy European movies are 12.
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>>212842806
its like the Blind Faith album cover, or the cover for Virgin Killer by the Scorpions
Anonymous No.212843079 >>212843102
>>212842441
I first saw it in the video store when I was a kid. You know, when you're walking through the aisles and conjure up phantasms of films you're not even allowed to rent, spin an entire movie in your imagination based on potentially misleading cover art? This creeped me out from the first time I saw it. I don't actually know if I even noticed the frightening face in the sky, but that's not what scared me.

Objectively, the foreground shouldn't technically be scary, in theory. It's just three trick or treaters walking along, right? Yet it was no uncanny to me, so unsettling. The gaunt, black silhouettes against the preternaturally orange dusk. It was a haunted landscape, haunted by something primeval and atmospheric. A presence without a face, pervading the landscape. You can feel how cold it is.

Those three figures. There's something odd about them. They are children, and yet, something else. They looked distorted to me. STRETCHED out to an unnatural degree. Like a walking projection from carnival mirrors. You could imagine limps and necks and faces that look ostensibly human, but distorted to a demented degree, a cruel mockery.

And where are they going? It's so ominous. This isn't fun trick or treating, because they are monsters as much as children, though the image of the latter distorted into the former is incredibly disturbing. Look at where they're walking. If it weren't for that street light in the background, maybe I could pretend it's some fantasy apocalyptic landscape, safely removed from all of us in fiction. No danger to us who still did go out trick-or-treating. But no. That light. This image is from modern America. How close are you to where they walk? When you go out on your innocent Halloween fun, might you run into this terrible trio? What then?
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It casts a spell, this poster. We true connoisseurs of dread know that in the right dearth of light, dusk can be a lot more unsettling than night. Maybe it's because as the last warm and safe beams of the sun fade at last, you're witnessing something dying. Day. The death of safety and the rise of something that does not rise, but instead pervades the atmosphere. The enchanting moon has yet to come out and the stars in the firmament have not woken, so in this witching hour between day and night, the light is a dying friend, and darkness is an enemy at the door, its presence inevitable. All the horrors of the night, real or imagined, have yet to show their face, and thus you only can dread. Evening is also colder than night, because it is cool, a shivering briskness still so close to warmth you can remember, not so cold you're acclimated. So even through your costume, your arms grow goosebumps and you shiver. It's cool where these three are, and it's OUTSIDE. The great outdoors has no safety, and they may only be a small selection of the monsters it has to offer. Yet there are no houses in the background of this poster. Where can you flee?

Not long after seeing the video box, I got curious about the score. This was well before iTunes. I don't remember what website I heard the sample on. In one of the most perfect marriages of sound and image, the title track by John Carpenter & Alan Howarth was uncannily evocative of the exact feelings I had reacting to this poster. Take a listen as you take a gander (It's the first track on the soundtrack, simply titled Halloween III: Season of the Witch). Don't you hear the dread? The ominous suggestion of an ancient evil these three are walking in tune with? I guess I already knew about All Hallow's Eve's and its sinister Celtic origins. I didn't know the word Samhain or really anything about the plot of this movie, but I guess I already made the connection to something ancient and dreadful.
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>>212840964
Whoops, wrong poster.
Anonymous No.212844104 >>212845924
>>212842143
Damn, that’s a 2024 film. Excellent gritty exploitation poster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTu0bRYBYZA&pp=ygUZQmxhY2sgZXllZCBzdXNhbiBsYXVnaGluZw%3D%3D
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Anonymous No.212844606 >>212845243
>>212839871 (OP)
Literally watched this tonight for the first time with my mom. Good feeling.
Anonymous No.212845243 >>212858879
>>212844606
>good feeling
Suspicious phrasing. Are you ESL? Pajeetposting?
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>>212844265
This movie kinda sucks but has full on penetration sex so that's cool
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Anonymous No.212845924 >>212846317
>>212844104
i highly recommend it, if you haven't seen. i like the part where the jew explains the kinds of abuses the sex doll can withstand in a park and an ice cream truck starts playing it's jingle.
Anonymous No.212846034 >>212846059
>>212841145
It's kinda true(pic related) but not in the same way old Italian guys like Ballester and Martinati embarrassed everyone else ever.
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>>212841193
Sorry chief, that looks goofy as fuck
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>>212841285
no thanks I'm blackpilled enough about them
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the GOAT
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>>212845924
Sold
I’ll watch it bro
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>>212846136
there it is
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i'll post some from my rec pile
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Anonymous No.212849080 >>212849113
remember when posters were better than the movies?
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Anonymous No.212849109 >>212849126
>>212846572
that one captures the tone the movie is going for better, but i like the other two quite well
Anonymous No.212849113 >>212849129
>>212849080
That was often the case for videogame cover art too.
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>>212841749
my favorite discovery this year
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Anonymous No.212849296 >>212856552
>>212841145
I love me some Polish movie poster. I have a short with the Retrun of the Jedi poster art. Darth Vader's head is fucking exploding.
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>>212841145
fuckin' A

>Captcha: HYNNH
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>>212842514
This is more kino than the movie itself
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>>212840884
I don't remember this movie that well despite thinking it was alright but surely there was something in it that would have been more interesting than that, or reference something for the TV show.
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>>212841145
Yes, the movies themselves are terrible
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>>212841145
They used to
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>>212846382
she did a good job with this film, the costumes, the cinematograpy, color grading all of it looked supreme and the woman behind it was like super involved in every single creative aspect.
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>>212850555
i like the minimalistic approach on that one with the red popping out. the other ones not bad eitehr though
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>>212849296
Fuck ur shit, Anakin
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>>212846572
Legit, one of the best "I'm not owned" moves you could make. Mort Drucker was the MAD parody guy, and he really tore into M*A*S*H multiple times (picrel), and the Fix people decided to give him money to show how they weren't even mad.
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I'm Vengeance
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>>212841196
zendaya did it better
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>>212845243
No and no.
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>>212841017
Posting the actual good looking theatrical one and not the app store icon.
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