I want a nice pen

>>212840421 (OP)
>I want every other Saturday and 1 unpaid holiday off

>>212840421 (OP)
I want one free bagel, every work day, for the rest of my life

do you want one that clicks or the ones you twist

>>212842371
I want one with a cap.

>>212842542
Good luck.

I want the name of that massage parlor you go to

>>212840421 (OP)
I want casual Fridays and a new microwave in the breakroom

I want triple-ply rolls in the restrooms, not the cheap thin tissue stacks you have to pile up 10 sheets of.

>>212842173
No. You'll get too fat. I love bagels.

>I want.... I just want her back. Tell her it'll be different this time. I will be the man she first fell in love with. The one she said had treated her better than all her exes. I'm better now. Tell her I've stopped drinking and stopped being so angry at small things that don't really matter. Tell her she's what matters. Can you do that for me?

>>212842935
Good luck.

>I want to be Robin... and a $30 per diem so I can get KFC everyday for lunch

>>212842935
No and pens are also off the table so don’t even ask.

>>212840421 (OP)
>I want my 30min unpaid lunch break to be 1h paid one

>>212843155
30 minute lunch break is the most infuriating shit. 30 minutes is just not enough time. Walk out of the building, to the restaurant, order and receive food, there went at least 15 minutes more like 20. Hour lunch break should be mandatory.

>Fast food is faster!
It's crap, and fast food is scarce where rents are high
>Bring a lunch!
Someone always complains about smells unless you eat just a protein bar or some crap. Don't give your co-workers things to complain about. Starve the beast.
>You shouldn't eat lunch!
I don't eat breakfast, I need lunch

>>212845127
When I did jury duty we got 2-3 hour lunch breaks

Judges are good bosses

>>212842173
fine but you have to bring your own spread

>>212840421 (OP)
I like this guy. Fuck nolan and his gay ass trite shit he calls movies

>>212840421 (OP)
Here you go lad
Happy birthday

>>212840421 (OP)
>I want a loving family and a fulfilling, well-paying job

>>212845127
marines get 15 minutes civvie

>>212846443
I was going to add that 30min is fine if you have a cafeteria in your building, but very few do these days. 30min is also OK if your company gets lunch catered, but again, very few do.
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