Thread 212843890

The Nu Trek Chair Edition

Previously on /trek/: >>212822732

Riker, his belly wide

>>212844425
'Mirin the girth of this lad

>>212843890 (OP)
kek tru tho

This image should be posted in every thread from now on

>>212843890 (OP)

>Chair Edition

MFW

>>212844425
there are no weight classes in anbo-jyutsu. of course he bulks. the heavier you are, the harder you hit. any boxer will tell you that

>>212843890 (OP)
I don't think this question has ever been asked in /trek/ before. So, we'll finally have something new to discuss: If you could be any chair in Star Trek, which chair would you be?

>>212845401
nice

>>212845401
How do you go from this, to this?

>>212845772
Honestly, I'd let her hit. She cute

>>212844719
Good job he's carrying his tactical trombone

That must have been the worst resolution to a cliffhanger since Descent.

>>212848121
rip in peace to Peter Opsvik. he designed that chair. and died recently. You know it costs like tens of thousands to even buy a reproduction of one of those

>>212848802
rich people are so strange this weird trend of designer chairs is going on to this day

>>212848901
I'm a carpenter by trade. And I'm wasting my time building house frames. I've got to get in that racket. Start building wacky chairs and then sell them for like three months worth of my current wage

>>212849053
well first step
>know how to build things
second step
>be gay
third step
>go to art school, the more wanky the better
forth step
>be super super gay
so it sounds like you got at least 1 out of 4 sorted

>>212843890 (OP)
The korby episode was fun

>>212849174
Great 'sode, great 'sode, good 'sode, good 'sode, bad 'sode.

>>212849769
accurate

>>212849174
The Trill murderer episode was so utter shit. It blew my mind how they KEPT bringing him back. It's not like he was an interesting character or anything. It's like the only case in DS9 where I see the guest star and want to skip the fucking episode.

>>212845950
is that a tribble?

your threadly reminder that TNG is nuTrek

>>212849865
for a char with 9-10 lifetimes under their belt jadzia/ezri eps are always awful

>>212845950
>gets a tit job
>won't shave her pits
Highly illogical

>>212850298
those are natties, surely

*hell march starts playing*

>>212849174
>Exile
pondering my orb

>>212850650
I can't believe Archer really stranded Hoshi all alone with this fucking mind rapist alien

>>212849174
ENSIGN FUCKING SHITS

threadly reminder that shatner thinks old trek geezers have no life

Threadly reminder that Shatner told nutrek to fuck off

Daily reminder that Kirky boy will always be second best.

you know belanna makes a pretty fine klingon, but she's doing this "klingon" voice and its really dumb, kudos to dawson for trying but it really doesn't work, makes her sound like she's got downs

>>212851235
It's mostly the teeth.

>>212851131
He was just reading a script. Bill wouldn't sincerely talk to me like that

>>212851152
good thing i think for myself and am my own person, because i dismiss shatner's senile opinion

How is Guinness still making beer?

>>212851294
shatner stated at the time that his speech came from his own feelings about obsessive trek fans.

>>212851271
that makes sense put she is putting it on her normal cadence is way off not just the tone, in fact thats the problem she's talking really...really...sloowly, like she's has trouble forming complete sentences

>haha shatner btfos le geezers
>*shatner goes after lezzie dykes*
>well uhhh his opinions don't matter he's senile anyway.
Kek

>>212848121
If someone falls off that chair, the front ball will smack them right in the groin. No thank you, sir.

>>212851312
>Arthur Guinness started brewing ales in 1759 at the St. James's Gate Brewery, Dublin. On 31 December 1759, he signed a 9,000 year lease at £45 per annum for the unused brewery.[5][6][7] Ten years later, on 19 May 1769, Guinness first exported his ale: he shipped six-and-a-half barrels to Great Britain.[citation needed]

>>212851345
He wasn't senile when he seethed about obsessive oldtrek fans. Or did you miss that subtle point? Sounds like you may have a touch of senility yourself.

>>212851330
Like some faggot who plasters the same webm in every thread because he's assmad no one likes Nutrek? Couldn't be you lol

>zoomer retard doesn't know what a comedy skit is
sad

>>212851375
>he signed a 9,000 year lease

>>212851399
mmhmm keep telling yourself that

>>212851399
>no no see, bill shatner was CLEARLY senile when he said that lower drecks was terrible
lolololol

this is such a good episode but I really feel like the "cartoonishly racist against his own fucking commanding officer at the drop of a hat" Starfleet officer really brings it down. it's so tiresome.

>>212851544
balance of terror? its understandable they were at war with the romulans for 5 years a silent war they never saw them they barely communicated the very first look they ever get and they look exactly like the first officer dad its bound to throw you off

>>212851544
I'm sure Ethan Peck and all the other SNW cast members are already older than the TOS crew when it was shot, but it's phenomal that they will always look wayyy older.

>>212844719
Combone. A combat trombone. For space jitsu

>>212851648
>its bound to throw you off
yeah maybe. then you keep that shit to yourself and act like a professional you don't start fucking chimping out on the bridge and making a scene

>>212851650
the effect of people not really smoking anymore

>>212851674
sure and he gets reprimanded for being an unprofessional hothead and iirc his dad was killed in the romulan war something like that?been a while since I've seen it

>>212851735
Yeah but Spock isn't a FUCKING Romulan.

>>212845299
Idk not the ones on wheels on the Excelsior

>>212851809
does the federation not have osha? thats a death trap. scotty was fuckin right.

>>212851773
as far as anyone can tell they are the same species, once again first time anyone's seen one, conspiracy theories would be running wild, no ones knows anything about them then suddenly its
>their vulcans
>wait wtf? what the hell is going on here? have the vulcans been coning us for a century now? what the fucking fuck is happening?
the whole schisim isn't general knowledge its a closely kept secret as spock explains even the vulcans didn't know what the romulans were.

>>212851773
Correct he is a fucking half human half vulcan. A half human half vulcan who fucks

>>212851882
and who could blame him?

>>212851152

Oh no. Anyway...

Shatner later discussed what he actually ment, and it was Roddenberry wouldn't have like the shipboard romance plots of Trek. Which means he also wouldn't have liked the endless romance stories on Clinton Trek. All those Mr Woof dating yarns.

That won't stop you from posting your false image macro another 1000 times, but know we know you don't know what you're talking about.

>>212851857
>as far as anyone can tell they are the same species,
NOPE FAGGOT STOP RIGHT THERE
7/10 alien races they meet look EXACTLY the same as humans and NO ONE ever comments on that or thinks it's weird. now suddenly there's an alien that has pointed ears and suddenly its cause for ALARM? get the fuck out of my face Stiles you're lucky I don't let Spock do this to your head you hysterical FAGGOT. Dismissed.

>>212851961
yeah

Best Trek is Back!

>>212851809
I want the job where you just stare at the schematics screen
>>212851842
>console explodes
>survive
>phew
>turn to update captain
>rolly chair wheel over an 8 inch step
>break neck
>die

>>212851961
nope sorry you fucking stop there, you have to allow for the limitations of the time, they recognize klingons on sight even though they are just humans with big eyebrows and hair, its a conceit of the show, they look exactly like vulcans, its really not that hard to comprehend

>>212851994
wait did they make the ENT gorn in practical fx? they chose that?

>>212851922
the amount of hoops you trannys will jump through to cope is truly hilarious

>>212850800
>get all my friends killed
>somehow be the only survivor
>immediately try to get all of my coworkers friends killed
>fail, get dressed down
>beat up a scrub
>steal vehicle
>kill self proving retarded point
Decker was an enigma

>>212852137
Decker was right and in this thread he's a hero end of story

>>212852163
It says, in this book, that matt decker was a Orion girl trader

>>212852318
END
OF
STORY

was he based or cringe

>>212852415
Not knowing when to shut up is always cringe.

>>212852415
he was

>>212852415
Hot wife so based

>>212852415
Pretty sure he made up 99% of his stories.

>>212851922
>but know we know you don't know what you're talking about
ESL moment. How's the weather in Mumbai, sir?

>>212852415
i like when he swallowed all that liquid latinum shit

>>212852415
yes

>>212843890 (OP)
>6 episodes into a ds9 rewatch
>the first season is pretty kino
I haven't gotten to the candy land episode yet

>>212852674
i personally believe Progress > Duet

I liked bearded Spock.

>>212852674
I actually really liked the intricacies of Bajoran politics with Opaka and Winn and Bariel and the gang and the blurred line between church and state.
A lot of PLEBS say DS9 only really tookoff with the Dominion but the Bajoran stuff wasn't like the Star Wars prequels, it was interesting politics.
But some people are only happy if things are getting blown up.

human torres or klingon torres? you can only pick one

>>212852754
Yeah me too. it really suited him.

DS9 Field of Fire

Ezri concludes that the random murderer on the station is a Vulcan because everyone that's getting murdered has a picture of them smiling with their friends/family in their quarters and Vulcans are autistis who hate emotion.
Literally the most racist moment in all of Star Trek and the worst thing is she was right.

What were they thinking

>>212852937
Also, the first time a Vulcan name didn't start with S, T or V.

>>212852829
Klingon, they hot as hell.
Neelix really knows how to pick 'em.

>>212845772
Yeah was that her hair or does she have a crystal skull head?

>>212853109
neelix? you mean quark?

>>212853066
at first I thought the Vulcans had a naming convention like
S-k - male names that are like naming your kid after names from the Bible, honoring Surak, or they could just start with an S
T'P - girl names

then they broke the pattern and I dunno anymore

>>212851312
Because in Star Trek lore Star Trek isn’t that far in the future actually,

Isn’t it literally like 2258 in strange new worlds?

>>212853066
VOY had a fake vulcan with a not s t v name

>>212851994
I can’t figure out what they are doing with gorn.

They should have gone like full mindless hive of ravenous creatures or lizards that cannot be reasoned with but instead they are a mix of both and it doesn’t work.

Either rip of the tyranids or make them smart but uncompromising their technology and their behavior doesn’t jive man

>>212852674
The early ds9 is better than its reputation

Still prefer the dominion arch tho

>>212853151
No, I meant Neelix

Bajoran political stuff is only interesting for one reason and that reason is Kai Winn being one of the best characters on the show. It isn't inherently interesting desu

>>212853300
well that basically stops after the fantastic s2 premiere three? parter. doesn't wear out its welcome, though you could say the whole emissary arc is vaguely political.

>>212853269
>>212853297
dear lord season 7 was worse then I remembered

>>212853330
>well that basically stops after the fantastic s2 premiere three? parter.
no it doesn't

>>212853330
Winn is fucking with Sisko for the entire series

Has anyone noticed that up until ENT Star Trek had suspiciously a lot of big booba?

Why was that?
Why did it change?

>>212853406
sure but not through the government or anything. then by rapture in like s5 it's sort bajor/feddie politics but thats good shit.

>>212853447
Maybe there's a TV rule that you can either have big booba and keep them covered or modest booba and then constantly be doing shit like this. The trade-off

>>212853367
Neelix is KINO! Any episode around him is inherently watchable.

>>212853447
tpol had giant goofy implants but she was a twig to begin with

>>212853517
*unwatchable
ftfy

>>212853232

Although the violence of the SNW Gorn seems mostly instinct and biology, an analogy would be the atrocities by Japanese soldiers in WWIi. Arranging flowers and tea ceremony at home, torture and baby rape in China. Intelligence can be disconnected from morality.

>>212853719
confirms nutrek is non canon

>>212853719
Absolutely portrayed terribly since 99% of japs didn’t do those things

This isn’t one or two gorn raging on bloodlust they are born and apparently immediatly start murdering eachother and other than their tech they’ve shown almost no sign of intelligence at all

>>212853719
That's the writer behind the Batman & Robin film!

Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.

>>212852937
I honestly forgot every thing about every single Ezri episode because that entire season was shit and Ezri was the biggest shit of all during it.

>>212853822
Living proof that (((nepotism))) is alive and well.

>>212853719
>we don't do accidents
then what do you call nu-trek? accidents dont just happen they're caused

>>212853847
It turns out the villains of liberal sci fi are correct

The federation is a civilization devouring mind virus no better than the borg.

The cardasians, the dominion they are correct,

>>212853232
they should just cancel the show

>>212853893
Eddington? you didn't finish your post...don't breathe in the gas bro hold your breath

>>212852415
>Keep it warm for Morn
watching quark pull that off in front of odo was magnificent

>>212853719
>We don't do accidents.
You have to admire their confidence.

>>212852415
I have an autographed picture of him in my kitchen along with Rene Auberjonois and Jeffery Combs.

>>212853905
They did lol

>>212853795

So, one or two Japanese soldiers did The Rape of Nanking. They must have been real go getters.

>>212853984
Point out where he was wrong

You can’t

The empire in Star Wars is right

The Empire in foundation is right

Are nutrek Gorn just Magog? Roddenberry wins again.

>>212853984
Im not addressing your stupidity kys

>>212854027
>Point out where he was wrong
>99%

>>212854027
>yuuzhan van wars are part of ignored canon now
>disney could have had it all but turned star wars into a princess movie
fug

>>212854027

> Civilian and Prisoner Deaths: Estimates suggest that the total number of civilians and prisoners killed by the Japanese during World War II could be as high as 20 million, according to HistoryNet.

That was not done by a couple of guys.

>>212853952
and how much did those all cost you?

There's no point discussing a show that got canceled two years in advance.

>>212854147
>>212854059

You are nigger brains most Japanese were not raping babies or slaughtering the innocent.

The gorn are shown to be universally barbaric

>>212852674
First two season are severely underrated.

>>212854205
total war means total war

>>212854205
i'm aus the atrocities suffered during the pacific campaign are well known fuck off with this revisionist shit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akiva_Goldsman
>writes nothing but slop
>nominated for several golden raspberries
>somehow is appointed second in command of the star trek franchise

>>212854223
? Your statement means nothing fuck off

>>212854255
Where did I say they weren’t ?

You are a dumb gay. All of you are incapable of thinking clearly

>>212854205

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Alls_policy

Again, the Gorn are an alien species, so the analogy for their motivation is not exact.

>>212854205
>You are nigger brains most Japanese were not raping babies or slaughtering the innocent.
You're right, most of the Japanese were still back in Japan.
The Japanese soldiers in China, however, were indeed mass raping and murdering in Nanking.
Even the Nazis who were coordinating with the Japanese military in Asia found the level of violence shocking.

>>212854294
And what I said was their barbarism and technology doesn’t jive

Unless they have warrior castes and leadership castes or something they are shown to be totally animalistic in the show except for when you see them in high tech space suits or flying fighters


They should either be a mindless swarm or they need to show they are intelligent somehow

And I’m fine with their violence being overwhelming and incomprehensible to the federation but they act like literally beasts at the same time they when space ships

>>212852827
It's better than I remember, maybe the candy land episode just scarred me. The mindfuck virus is a good episode though they resolve it a little too neatly (whatever it's trek) but the idea of a hidden biological weapon is great. Quark also seems like less of a dick in s1 then I remembered. Feels more cohesive than TNG S1, but tng s1 is also underrated.

I cant believe what I'm seeing as people here unironically and earnestly discuss nutrek

>>212852829
She honestly looks best as a hapa

>>212854377
probably not real people

>>212854377
>discuss nutrek
I wouldn't consider "clowning on" discussing

>>212854314
Yes but they weren’t literally crawling around on the ground incapable of reason or operating complex machinery

The analogy is stupid this is not an example of bloodlust or sacking a city which goes on in history they act like actual animals

>>212854360
S1 Quark is peak kino, his criminality and lack of loyalty made him so fun.

>>212854377
You bring WW2 analogies into anything on 4chan and the conversation will generally improve.

>>212854400
are you blind they're literally arguing over gorn in snw right now

>>212854205
Even the japs know they were fucking barbarians in WW2 weebo faggot. Look up the bataan death march pleb

>>212854258
Oh I get it he was part of JewJew Abrahams' troupe during the Fringe days. Basically nutrek is made by all these dudes who knew each other already.

>>212854447
JJ Abrams is the center of a nepo hire universe, unfortunately none of them are particularly good film makers. The worst example being the Rings of Power showrunners getting the job on JJ's recommendation.

NuTrekkers just taking L after L these days. Skydance will make Star Trek straight again.

>>212853560
>tpol had giant goofy implants but she was a twig to begin with
Why do you keep talking about implants every thread? Is something wrong with your brain?

>>212854499
>colbert did not survive the first year of the trump presidency
Entirely predictable.
I wonder how many other late show hosts are going to get cancelled, hopefully Kimmel.

>>212854409

You might be conflating the behavior of Gorn juveniles and Gorn adults. The juveniles, like human teenagers, are mindless ravenous beasts. The adults seem just to be mean and vicious. No problem with aggressive creatures operating technology.

>>212854377
A lot of folks like LOW and SNW. Like me. I do.

>>212854529
y dont u like tits?
r u a gayfag anon?

>>212854569
>trump
That orange pedophile can get fucked but I despise Hollywood even more. The best outcome would be JD taking over.

>>212854590
Well aren't you just special.

>>212854625
No. Probably most people agree with me.

>>212851668
saved

There are two main problems with NuTrek:
1. It's made by the worst hacks working in Hollywood (Kurtzman, Goldsman) and talentless DEI hires who don't know how to light a set properly.
2. A very vocal minority of queer Trek fans who only care about media in terms of how it can tickle their fickle identities have basically demanded that every show pander to them specifically.
The end result is poorly-made slop that only 3% of the population can actually enjoy.

>>212854703
best part about nutrek is that its only on isolated streaming services nobody uses

>>212854690
Uh-huh.

>>212852937
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Vulcan slander that is egregious in ENT starts in Ds9 with this episode and the baseball one

>>212854690
Shut up, Alex.

>>212850065
Dax is only good when she's playing second fiddle

>>212854735
Paramount+ recently lost South Park and Colbert. It's falling apart. Skydance will take one look at it and realize that it's better just giving it to Zaslav.

>>212854377
I can only talk about the same show for so long

>>212854753
lol no the Logicians are portrayed as 100% correct in DS9 and its just the crew that are assholes about it and thats why its so based.

>>212854577
>teenagers rape and murder with impunity

Dumb, given their tech the gorn must at least be as smart as humans

>>212854753
Absolutely not. Solok had a personal thing with Sisko it wasn't chalked up to top down utter fuckery of the entire race.

>>212854735

> nobody uses!

Oh dear. Anyway...

> Paramount+ hit 79 million streaming subscribers

>>212854762
>lower quality of productions
>attempt to kill physical media releases
>different paid tiers on how many adverts you see
the big boys rushing into streaming only for it to collapse on themselves is glorious
fuck them all

>>212854769
People are still talking about the epic of Gilgamesh thousands of years later and there are over 500 episodes of "gilgameshes" of TOS through Berman Trek, over 500 hours of television to discuss and talk about it.

You've just got shit taste and are justifying watching complete trash.
It's okay if you recognize what you're doing and you're doing it anyway but you should feel bad for supporting any Nu Trek at all by even giving it a single click or a single iota of discussion.
I feel dirty for even mentioning it at all.

also
>getting baited by the guy who spaces after every post link, the most known Nu Trek shill in the thread short of the cartoonfag

>>212854882
>>212854735
I fucking hate Paramount Globalists. Aside from their obnoxious shilling here, if you try torrenting their shit, they'll start harassing you with threatening letters via your ISP. No other streaming company does this.

>>212854889
I don't get the Trek News guy who always spaces after the > and refers to boards as subs

>>212854975
He was spotted in a different thread shitting on the new Superman movie.

>>212854703
>3% of the population can enjoy nutrek
That number seems high but I'm not gonna shit on the larger point just because you're generous anon

>>212855004
>>212854975
see those are the sorts of traits that make me think bot

>>212854947
Pirating Parry+ content is not OK. As Trekkies, we should support the streaming service that supports Star Trek.

>>212854947
Luckily, they don't have shit worth pirating, their production quality is about as bad as Disney at this point

>>212855048
Even if he's human typing, the fellating of nutrek makes him a bot

>>212854444
You aren’t even worth talking to if your think the way the fork are portrayed makes sense

Kys

>>212854889
I guess I see potential in SNW but every time I see a glimmer of potential they undercut it with likes of shit

>>212855120
>they don't have shit worth pirating
I was getting clips for a video shitting on NuTrek. I torrented a three year old episode of NuTrek. And surprise surprise, I got a very threatening letter in the mail one week later.

>>212854360
Quark comes off as less of a dick because many of his plots going forward bench on him clashing with Ferengi culture and it's radically shifting stances as well as his own slowly shifting morality, whereas early on it's a lot of "Quark gets in over his head with shady stuff"

>>212854812
Yeah Solok was just a cunt and the Vulcan killer was mentally ill, it's not quite the same

>>212854812
>>212855366
It's more that those are the two stories they decided to tell about Vulcans on the show

>>212855526
I really have absolutely no issue with Solok or how he was portrayed as far as being a Vulcan. He was smug but it wasn't to a malicious or out of character degree and he had a little trivial beef with Sisko so they were competitive. He's only a "villain" because Sisko is taking the shit so seriously

>>212854170
You got two random autographs when you gave like $70 to the DS9 doc kickstarter. I got two, my husband got two, and we gave the Damar one to a friend. I also got that Che Guevara Kira shirt.

>>212855756
the Odo picture is hilarious for some reason

>>212855746
I would agree with you if it hadn't ended the way it did, with the Vulcan showing cartoonish frustration

anyway those two episodes set the pattern for the "Vulcan antagonist" which ENT couldn't leave alone

>>212855778
Looks like he's about to get executed by firing squad

>>212855806
>the Vulcan showing cartoonish frustration
I mean it was kind of extraordinary circumstances literally a whole room full of people were provoking him and it wasn't "cartoonish" he just kind of huffed a little. I dunno I feel like you can kinda excuse it. The stuff in ENT is so much orders of magnitude insanely worse I can't associate it with this.

Speaking of war crimes here are some Hello Kitty bandages I bought in Hiroshima once, and they for sure 100% raped those Korean women.

>>212855936
I'm from kdg and what is this

>>212855004
I remember him shitting on nu-Shogun while that was airing and using the exact same posting style.
He was also shilling for SNL during their trash 50th anniversary.

>>212855756
>tfw you'll never get an autograph from Rene

>>212856032
There was some other Amazon show where he was posting screenshots of streaming ratings to let everyone know it was the #1 most watched or whatever
It's interesting that he's not limited to /trek/ with his weird autism

>>212856113
I love sucking mad cock and I kinda wish he autographed this pic instead of Odo.

How the fuck am I supposed to watch this season's ep 2 of SNW when La'an has her pits out all over the place?

>>212855756
ngl i'd be annoyed to buy DS9 autographs and get a picture of Shran

>>212856288
You don't watch it. It sucks. Stop it. If you want a cool new sci-fi franchise from the 70s and 80s instead of crap to watch I can hook you up with one.

>>212855936
Everyone gets raped in war. American GIs set up Japanese brothels after they bombed Hiroshima.

>>212856298
Imagine getting mad about Jeffery Combs. Faggot.

>>212856239
Yeah
>>212851131
>>212851399
>why are you geezers so obsessed with this thing you guys ... enter a general to shitpost about
>im gonna post thd same webm with same message for the umpteenth thread because no one likes my nutrek spam
>you damn obsessives
Assmad schizo might as well be called a viewfoil with all his transparent projection

Bashirfaggot please give me a bj

>>212843890 (OP)
Any other anons keep their 30 year old hallmark /trek/ ornaments up all year
>I just think they're neat

>>212856419
that's not what I said retard and you know it

>>212856464
Do they still make these?

>>212856464
Fuck, mirin' that tricorder.

>>212856338
But god damn, those La'an pits though...

>>212856560
>>212856658
The tricorder and teleporter ones are the newest I own and they are like under 5 years old? Our Christmas ritual was opening on present on Christmas eve which was alway an ornament. My trek loving mom picked the ships and other cool stuff. I have kids now so they get the premium hallmark stuff now (as they should). I do see some trek stuff under ten bucks at Walmart end caps around the holidays, but I don't spend big dollars on ornaments like my folks do at the hallmark stores

>>212856464
Captain, the sensors are detecting maximum comf in this quadrant.

>>212854975
>>212855004
When Rangz of Powah is airing you'll find him going
>Oh no! Anyway -- RoP is the most streamed series this year according to Nielsen. [snide comment]

>>212856807
>titpost escaped the filtering
impeccably good taste anon

>>212856878
what drives a biological male to such extremes as defending amazonslop?

Posted without comment.

>>212856883
i don't have many filters. just common nutrek shit and tripfags. for that rats nest to form it must be especially tasty garbage.

>>212856799
The Galileo is the oldest one and it's transmissions are experiences subspace interference
https://voca.ro/1mvDdgj8sZ3d

>>212856922
boredom I guess
/trek/ is used to his shenanigans and mostly ignores him, but it's easy to bait in a more normie general like flavor of the month capeshit

>>212856927
>mfw I notice the barbell

>>212856927
>piercing pokin thru
nies

>>212857043
It's a nice inverse effect to, the more normie capeslop on TV the more older anons go and seek refuge in trek, the less spam and the faster the thread. Win win

I was on /a/ and somebody asked if Gundam Wing also had robots in it and I got so depressed I came here to a place where people actually know what they are talking about sometimes. ;_;

>>212857140
For all of the talk over the past 20 years about anime gatekeeping, we sure didn't gatekeep our nerd hobbies hard enough.

>>212857140
/a/ is arguably the worst board culture on the site

>>212857140
But are they really robots? They're just vehicles.

>>212857191
feminists infiltrated the hobbies before the rest of the leftists and faggotry
and nerds were just happy women liked the same things that they did, the nerds never expected it to be a ploy to institutionally capture nerddom's corperate side

what they did to WotC is unforgiveable

>>212857140
>>>/m/
may i remind you of a nigh-dead containment board from when everyone was sick of every anime having big ol fightin bots?

>>212857258
>what they did to WotC is unforgiveable
Holy shit anon, that's probably the best example of what we're talking about.
>orcs are now misunderstood mexicans
>mfw

>>212857140
thanks for showing up i hadn't added you to the new filter yet.

>>212857204
you only go to /a/ if you hate anime

>>212857217
in wing most suits eventually become remotely controlled rather than piloted. its a stupid semantic anyways

Do aliens appear in Star Trek Enterprise?

>>212857294
/m/ is an active board, poser. Stay away.

>>212857294
lol

>>212857296
hasbro buying them out was shit but all their worst decisions are in house
not to mention them shitting on gygax
ungrateful fucks inherited his company and his ideas and dont even respect the man
awful bastards

>>212857258
hasbro was always shit buddy, wotc was basically never good.

Why doesn't Star Trek have space fighters

>>212857394
i haven't been on /m/ in years
i also haven't watched mecha anime in years
the two are probably related

>>212857426
Based and correct
>>212857454
Unbased and pre-empted by based anon's basedness

Hasbro did nothing wrong and Unicron was his best role.

>>212857475
Because it does

>>212857475
We see fighters all the time in the DS9 battle scenes.

>>212857475
An argument could be made for Starfleet to keep the more exploratory angle and have shuttlecraft sort of be a very small, soft fighter wing but you would think that more of the warlike alien powers would have fighter wings, Klingons in particular -- it just suits them culturally.

>>212857415
>>212857308
>>212857509
Go back to /a/ to talk about anime anon. This is a trek thread an you're not a popular poster. Just stick to /trek/ on the /trek/ thread for your own good

>>212857509
>You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen.

>>212857475
star trek ships are giant combat-solving computers, mostly automated.
>>212857509
great movie, greatest soundtrack, fuck that eric idle segment and fuck hasbro.

>>212857454
WotC was decent til two things fucked it up
first, 4th edition splitting off from 3/3.5 to something so different it was almost unrecognizable
and second, stranger things/critical roll brought in hordes of normies
there was always a higher percentage of bugnuts weirdos who play DnD compared to other hobbies so keeping a group together was tough but now its fucking impossible

>>212857475
They do?

Starfleet doesn’t use them a lot but their shuttles are their fighter craft

>>212851809
Who let tom green sit at the port helm position? Is he going to deploy the sausage puppet piano when red alert is activated?

>>212857619
Release the transporter logs, Janeway!

>>212857673
>its a we hired circus performers to do tricks in a big space with see thru big curtains and geometric solid colored furniture episode

>>212857673
The transports logs were a maqui hoax. I'm here to drain the maqui from starfleet. Pay no mind to my maqui bridge officers

Why doesn't Star Trek have powered armor

>>212857767
the midge lady had some big titties

Why doesn't Star Trek have gynoids with fully functional wombs

>>212851922
don't care
didn't read
cope faggot

>>212856927
nipple

piercings

>>212851922

Troy and Riker??

>>212858690
troy is what he named his 'bone

>>212857845
Armor and shields don't scale down as well as the weapons technology of the day, so there wouldn't be any point. A hand phaser at full blast can just vaporize a yard of granite.

/malcom fan/s ww@?

>>212859381
i saw keating in a bit part in buffy ep i was watching earlier today

I liked the guy who played Trelane. I liked him in Our Flag Means Death. I also like the costume design.

>>212858881
Wrong. No one is going to use a hand phaser at full blast in most scenarios so therefore protection is logical.

>>212857845
Because they could just beam any fucker into space in an actual war

>>212857673
>>212857797

You got scammed by the maniac maquis janeway!

2 different alt futures and the 3rd senior male cant get any pussy. its ridiculous

>>212860396
Would now even more.

>>212851131

who cares ? star trek has become more than the sum of its parts, bigger than the people who made it.

>>212845401

set libido to jungle fever.

>>212860396
So you like a good transporter accident?

I noticed T'Pol is the least "sciencey" science officer of Star Trek. She has stronger command vibes.

>>212861063
What else did you notice about T'pol?

>>212860396
>>212860497
>>212860865
>>212860954
>>212861003
space it out some bro, don't dump it

>>212861155
By the time we get to season 4 she's drinking ice tea when she started out being a snob and only drinking water in the beginning

>>212861155
Her nipples don't seem to agree with each other

>>212861063
It's because she's the deus ex machina character of the series.

>>212847074
it really just dropped the ball on every front. Whole thing felt rushed and half-assed, like they didn't even want to be there.
Not that I mind. SNW goes straight to dogshit every time it brings up the Gorn. And every Gorn episode is worse than the last one. Kills off Hemmer but not Captain Batel? Fuck you SNW writers.
Worst part of all is
>I guess we just made the Gorn someone else's problem, lol, lmao
yeah nice lampshade there. I bet the retarded writers patted themselves on the back for that one

>>212843890 (OP)
Baking

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>>212862331
You're always just a LITTLE early with these but it's fine

>>212862331
>>212862380
so is this a bump?

>>212861155

needs more pon far.

>>212845950
Disgusting.

>>212861811
How unfortunate that you watched the show.

>>212861063
What about jadzia? They gave all her science stories to bashir.