Thread 212845375

>Yeah, I'd love to talk rape.
>Have you ever been raped? It looks like you have?
How exactly should you respond in this situation?

>>212845375 (OP)
Why couldn't Sam just riff?

>>212845390
Rape is a sensitive subject for him. Look at those glassy eyes.

It was kino. Like a renaissance painting.

>>212845435
He could have fucked up Erick's knee?

you mean to tell me the voice of a generation was a god-forsaken witch this whole time?
genuine repentance would bring the three-letter army back to life but i guess once you're contracted with so many upside down sex acts and your whole persona is disingenuous and insincere from the get go it's hard to see with so much clarity
>i don't have a lot of regret right now, too. but some of the.. some of the choices i make in life.

bring the subreddit back, sam. get roger stone or peter thiel or the scottish rite or whoever it is on the case, immediately

>KillTony appearance cancelled
>blacklisted by Rogan
It's over.

>>212845805
yeah, cause Killtony hates when something controversial happens

so what's up with big purple?

>>212845390
He takes himself too seriously and is constantly criticizing other people's looks and mental IQ. Big projection. These guys always clam up when you call them out on their shit, just like Bill Burr's "I'm an idiot" act whenever he is confronted on anything seriously.

>I'm a thirteenth generation America

He said this like he expected Harland to fall to his knees and give him a trophy lol

>>212845459
0 survival instinct if he didn’t move his leg. Might as well be a libtard at that point.

>>212845835
Sounds like he took it too seriously up his asshole, unwillingly, sexual style

>>212845435
Harland looks like the only person who thinks it's funny.

FUCKIN NERD

after reading some of the hyperbolic takes on here i decided to skip through it. it doesnt go down at all like half the posts describe. harland was being a fucking idiot wasting everyones time being unfunny with xd random humor and sam got frustrated with it.

>>212845435
why is the guy in the back to red

>>212845375 (OP)
Sam is the one who likes to be in control so he was taken aback by Harland and so he raged like a baby

>>212845939
underrated post.

They're playing it off by suggesting people are retards for suggesting it would impact their careers. The issue was that it made Sammy look weak

>>212846206
>The issue was that it made Sammy look weak
it really didn't. you could tell Harland was seething by the end and Sam was happy to just end it and go get ready for the show that night.

Is Sam going to stop being a mean-spirited bully now that he's a Christian?

>>212845934
Sam got raped

>>212846246
Sam has spent the last few years playing e-dad and grifting his new aimless zoomer fans w/ advice on how to be likeable and outcome independent. Then he gets rattled by the creator of Disney's 'Puppy Dog Pals' on a comedy podcast.

Ultimately, it's inconsequential, nobody's career is going to end over this

>>212845390
"It's just part of the bit haha... it's totally just a bit hahaha"

>>212846246
How does it feel to get paid to be Sam's ballwasher?

>>212846393
More like Nick's career don't be going anyway like he hoped kek

>>212845375 (OP)
just like he did saying thank you

>>212845857
The best part is Harland is fuckin' canadian lol why would he give a shit

>>212846393
The internet never forgets, like Hasan running away from Sam's challenge or Destiny having a video out there of him sucking dick that his son will someday see, if he hasn't already.
Sam's career wont stop either like above, but this will add another stain to it, like that stuff with him grooming and fucking that minor and throwing Charls under the bus.
Everytime Sam is brought up on the internet someone will bring it up, like that atheist that shoved a banana up his ass.
I think this will eventually drive Sam insane because he takes things so personally.

>>212846495
yeah i think the whole point of him looking shook during the table flipping is specifically not that their "careers are over" just like after world peace but that, because of sam's insecurity and ape-ishness and inability to live what he speaks, nick's career will be relegated to the outskirts of "kind of" comedy scene forever, making money only from the legion of mde fans who are willing to part with money for edaddy. this is precisely why he went straight to damage control on scuffed realtor, quoting almost word for word several comments from the podcast on youtube, being all ironic and "no big deal"-like

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AGAIN, SAM!

What's wrong with boomer humor? Talking about the most obnoxious and vile things with a deadpan face isn't funny.
>have you ever been raped by your father
>le boomer deadpan face
>so fucking comedic, such genius.

harlandbros.... this can't be happening...
why isn't he blacklisting them like you promised....

>>212846569
harland apparently instantly figured out what sam's MO is and used it against him, and flustering him quite successfully in the process

>>212846569
I don't know they just like disgusting shit

>>212845939
LOL

>>212846569
>boomer
>MDE
Millinial postmodern garbage ain't a boomer thing, you fucking alpha retard

>>212846706
Not talking about MDE, retard, but about the Harland guy.

hello sir good evening i need money for charas
sir i am willing to shill you on 4chan i sent message for contact information and fees
thank you,

>>212845375 (OP)
>Sam maybe we link up, share notes - what do you say?

>>212846620
Who says rightwingers can't make art?

>>212846246
>you could tell Harland was seething by the end
this he even tries to tell him the camera's are off to get him to stop

>>212846849
i used to believe that this is a bullshit leftie cope but as time goes on, i realize that it is actually that - rightoids very rarely are capable of making something profound or aesthetically pleasing. coincidentally, bits of world peace are a testament to this exception

>>212846569
MDE isn't above any of this. See the 'moms' sketch or the baseball dads sketch from world peace. A huge part of Nick's humor is describing insanely violent and vulgar scenarios over minor inconveniences

>>212845375 (OP)
I would have said something like
>No haha, I was molested but I always managed to fight them off before it became rape haha
and start riffing from there.

>>212846246
The cope is just sad at this point

>>212845822
Sam wouldn't be controversial, he's just bomb like any other no name comedian. Tony and Rogan are actually doing him a favor by not letting him show how unfunny he is to their fans.

>>212846758
Harland is an absolute millenial thing too
Fucking farts and toilet shit humour
Basically playing an over the top retard ( jusy like you)

The mistake Samleon Trotsky made on Harlan show was to be even more retarded than him
To take this clown seriously and ot ignore his stupid shit
Which is suprising cuz Harlan is not a raging retard IRL just plays it while Same turns out to be an actual raging retard obsessed with politics and shit

>>212846941
this. sam thrives in the dark like a mushroom feeding on shit when he gets any spotlight on him whatsoever it fizzles out because he isn't that funny anymore

>>212846903
Anyone who says "the left/right wing can't make art" is coming at art entirely from a political lens and will never actually be able to appreciate any kind of art because they're too obsessed with politics. No successful artist would ever say "left/right wing can't make art", even if that artist does in fact have strong political views, only political pundits who have never created art would say that shit.

>>212845390
>surrounds himself with sycophants
>pays people to post positive shit online about him on 4chan
what's hilarious is how the king of edgelords can't handle the heat when he strays too far out of his sheltered echo chamber.
The reason why he never "made it" wasn't because he was to edgy, it was because he's too much of a pussy to really put himself out there.
Now he's a 40 year old never-has-been who hasn't grown since his early 20s kek.

>>212846246
>>212846853
Sam simps in full damage control kek

Sam should have yelled YOU HATE YOUR FATHER into the plastic pussy
when harland asked him to demonstrate cunnilyngus
that's an open goal

>>212846903
nobody is falling for this retarded crap, pretty much all art made until the 20th century was made by people leftoids would call nazis these days, and i don't see much worthwhile art coming out anywhere.

>>212847013
The rightwingers are invariably low openness when it comes to personality traits. It's more likely that they'll end up making ugly, didactic art than not

>>212847013
The art-world establishment is pretty political though. Which makes sense as the bourgeois always gravitated towards progressive leftist ideas. You need a certain isolation from work and the working class to foster those affiliations.

>>212846986
ESL

>>212847089
>makes a super low openness lefty statement
what art do you even consider good?

>>212847089
What do you even base this on? Define " right wing" for me please.

>>212847103
The art-world establishment doesn't define art either. That establishment is more about money that art.

>>212847140
Well welcome to art. Yes money decides what art is.

>>212847190
a famously left wing position

>>212847089
I don't even know what "openness when it comes to personality traits" but it sounds like you're talking retarded shit. You might as well be saying ENFPs or Libras can't make art.

I'm glad this Trotsky looking motherfucker got knocked down a peg. Best thing is it was just a Wednesday for Harland.

>>212847207
ITT : righties trying to grasp what art is.

>>212847219
It means being proudly incurious like you.

>>212847107
get fucked, nigger

>>212847233
>my chud owning your chud, and MONEY, those are my aesthetic sensibilities

>>212847251
What have you ever made?

>>212847224
>Gets humiliated and outwitted by a boomer the moment he steps out of his bubble
It's a good day to be a Sam heter.

>>212847224
Sam is a clinical retard more over he is a dangerous/violent one
Always acts as he is about to explode or something

why does nick look like he's being held hostage by sam half of the time?
guy either looks like he thinks sam is the funniest man on the planet or he looks like he's 2 seconds away from blowing a rape whistle

>>212847089
>invariably
Retard, it's just a trend, there are countless exceptions. All of MDE's members are obviously very high in openness

>>212847233
>I'm left wing I think art is defined by money
>Yeah, that's a typical left wing position
>HOW DARE YOU RIGHTIE CHUDS TRY TO SAY LEFT WINGERS THINK ART IS DEFINED BY MONEY!

>>212847321
it's either being sam's top guy or selling cars and rugs
charls was smart to keep his own channel, nick fell for sam's 48 laws of power bullshit when he accepted streaming on their shared channel instead of just creating a seperate scuffed realtor one

>>212847190
>art is when price tag

You are mentally ill if you think this matters or care about this.

>>212846849
>>212846903
>>212847013
>>212847089
>>212847219
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>>212847347
it's not even how those correlations work anyways, r is like 0.16, but leftoids can't grasp distributions. that's why they're so offended at the black-white iq gap.

>>212847405
Nigger I'm agreeing with you, especially that last paragraph.

>>212847400
>leave Sam alone

>>212847321
According to a drunk Charls rant, Nick wanted to kill himself after the cancellation of World Peace and having to go back to selling cars.

It was probably a huge exaggeration, but the kernel of truth is that Nick genuinely likes doing comedy, he likes entertainment. Unfortunately, being able to do that is tied to Sam

>>212846986
Kys, retard

>>212847405
>no real good conservative art since the 20th century

>>212845939
Fucking kek

>>212845375 (OP)
Harland really destroyed Sam with that line. Every time Harland would try to make jokes and be funny, Sam would just interject
>heh, rape???? jews???? haha, you said you went to Canada? Umm pajeets much and they rape???
So Harland met him on his level and Sam just couldn't handle it. Sam was raped by Harland.
Just the tone of Harland's voice as he stops everything and tells Sam that yeah he loves rape, that's a great topic to talk about it.

>>212847405
>Waugh
>Stein
>Bellow
>Burroughs (super lol)
>Mishima (daft doger baby)
>Larkin (ahahaha)
>Le corbusier (U Wot)

Hmmmm. Well a passable try nevertheless.

>>212847013
>>212847084
>>212847405
hm i concede. but mostly on the crux of the fact that left/right really is a retarded dichotomy to square art (or anything) against. thanks anon

>>212845435
Can I lick your Glasses?

>>212845835
That's a huge problem for this HTR gorilla.
I watched the latest episode of Extreme Peace and one of the sketches is this insanely long drawn out thing where he just says women are not funny. He puts female actresses on stage and gives them unfunny pussy jokes to tell. ''Haha, look how unfunny women are, they just talk about muh pussy.''
And the rest of the episode was just unfunny slop. Not a single joke. He just makes out with some grandma who is pressured into making out with him, Nick makes out with some 18 year old fat chick who hates it and is pressured into it and Charls spends 5 minutes sucking a dildo and puking over it deepthroating it and gagging.

>>212847405
>Schönberg
>right-wing
The man literally intentionally ruined music out of spite - a very Jewish aka leftist thing to do

>>212847017
I dont think thats it. its not a prerequisite to "make it" as an artist or entertainer to have your shit completely together, in fact more often than not the opposite is the case

>>212847544
netanyahu is a leftist, indeed

I watch that podcast all the time he literally just fucks with his guests and takes nothing seriously a true Canadian man.

>>212846569
Mentally ill zoomer retard. That was not Harland's joke. Harland didn't bring up rape. He threw rape back in Sam's face.

always Australian hours when the Hyde fanboys come out. I guess they are always ten years behind the times.

>>212847567
he's not jewish, he's israeli

>>212847544
that's a common misunderstanding. jews aren't inherently leftist. they are opportunists, they're not married to any ideology except what benefits them.
they can be commies or hyper capitalists, free speech absolutists who fight for porn or nagging speech police.
as of october 7th they're more aligned with trump because he gives israel whatever they want.

They weren’t getting on Kill Tony let alone Rogan ever. Nick literally said he wanted to “boil niggers in kike oil” on their podcast.

>>212847586
so is finkelstein?

>>212847585
lol it's precisely the amount of hoops you have to go through to remain a consistent anti-semite that made me snap out and realize that the jewish cabal conspiracy is bullshit because rightwingers can't bring themselves to criticize US for its hegemonic power and israel being its middle eastern proxy to protect oil profits. it has to be a magical group of people that controls everything but they're not even jewish sometimes! wow!

this cringe chimp out shit worked when he was trolling zoomers like Matan Even but it failed hard here

>>212847652
I thought that nazi rhetoric was required to get on rogan

>>212847712
no, just being gay in spirit and not being a spaz usually will suffice

>Nick Responded
>Completely Mocks the Kiwitrannys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WyZBvA5Wcg

LMAO

>ITS DA JOOOOOS
>ITS DA JEEEEETS
>ARE THOSE HEATING LAMPS?
>AAAAAAAAAAACK

>>212847367
>>212847207

It's how that scene works, even when it comes to pop-art. Who the hell cares if you wrote the most beautiful, profound song in the world if noone is willing to pay for it?

It's always sunny in Philadelphia had a good episode about that.

>>212847089
There are thousands of years of right wing art. There are few decades of leftist art and all they managed to do is brutalism, CalArts and rap ""music""".

>>212847671
>protect oil profits
you just believe any old jewish chomsky lie huh?
israel brings no fucking benefit to the us, it's nothing but a problem. saudi arabia is a useful powerful ally in the region, they even have oil. israel has nothing.
you can criticize the us all you want, but criticize israel and you're thrown out of university.

>>212846569
most raped post I've ever seen
you probably deserved it

>>212847789
people are paying sam though, does that make him a great artist now?

>>212847772
Nick's check with his share of the life advice donos just cleared

Looks like sam hyde bots are flooding the board again

>>212847789
art isn't the same as the contemporary art world and its institutions. art isn't about being a financial commodity, speculative asset, or a tax tool.

Super Mario made a lot of money in the box office, but does that make it better art than an Ozu film or something? It just makes it more financially successful. The Avatar movies made a shitload of money but have 0 lasting cultural impact, nobody draws them or talks about the lore or whatever.

A lot of great artists have died penniless and only discovered after their death. A lot of great novelists and playwrights were like this, Van Gogh was like this.

>>212847816
if you criticize israel in a US-allied/culturally dominated country yes lol, this is not a problem in countries that don't suck US cock. chomsky is an israel critic too btw, so is finkelstein who's a professor

israel literally is a war machine on behalf of US, that's why they're allowed to bomb 5 different countries every year to keep them in check according to US foreign policy

if your iq is above double digits, you surely are capable of looking past your political allegiance and online grifter parroting to see the root cause of it all

>>212847891
oh yeah, israel is ethnically cleansing palestine because it's so advantageous to us foreign policy.
you fucking troglodyte jew suckers make me sick.

>>212847928
dude, i'm against israel and zionism lol, netanyahu should be hung publicly and the israel state dismantled

obviously since israel is a separate country it has its own political climate and streams, but it is clear that the US deemed it acceptable for israel to level gaza and genocide an entire population to keep israel as a functioning proxy on their behalf. this is why consent to this was manufactured in nearly all western countries, coincidentally only ones who are culturally,economically and politically are dominated by the US

did you not see the demonstrations before 7th of oct? not all jews in israel are for the genocide, neither jews abroad. if you really think that a tiny ethnical group has some group telepathic ability and magical source of money and influence on everything, you're literally retarded and are projecting your own sense of failure of the west to actually lead the world

>>212847994
i'm not projecting any sense of failure onto anyone, that's the standard cope that's heaved onto anyone who doesn't support israel.

i want israel to be treated like any other foreign nation, no religious connotation, i want their agents to be registered, i don't want their lobbying groups influencing us elections.

i never told you to hate all jews. but they always avoid accountability.
not all germans were nazis, now what does that change? absolutely nothing.

>>212848138
US legalized corruption by calling it lobbying to serve capital interests, that's a US problem again lol

they avoid accountability in US and US-allied countries lol, you're not gonna get any shit for criticizing israel in russia or china

lots of reddit spaced israel talk above me. my favorite kind.

>>212847562
Yeah but you have to not be a totally fucking pussy who can't take a joke when you are more than happy to dish one out.

>>212847816
>saudi arabia is a useful powerful ally
they couldn't even beat houthis

>>212848312
neither could israel or the us. it's just another headache because they refuse to reign in bibi.

>>212847816
>criticize israel and you're thrown out of university.
Mahmoud went bye bye. Now he can seethe about USA back home in Shitholestan.

>>212847928
>israel is ethnically cleansing palestine
Based.
>because it's so advantageous to us foreign policy.
It makes you shit and piss in impotent rage so yes, it is advantageous.

>>212845459
I noticed that too. Erick seemed pretty blissed out during that interview. He just sat there and looked around, smiled occasionally. Pretty unassuming for a guy that basically carried the entire season on extreme peace

>>212848580
>>212848601
>i love being skullfucked by boomer propaganda made by geriatrics hoarding money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WyZBvA5Wcg

kek nick is laughing at the shills

Turns out this whole aloof epic troll/wise lifecoach thing was just a facade

>>212848601
Anyone who kills a jew is performing a selfless act of charity that benefits the entire world

>>212847784
Shut up Moishe.