Thread 212845692

You walk into the kitchen and this girl slaps your ass and asks for a block of cheese

What do?

kiss her

>>212845692 (OP)
I would figure out a way to convince her she had the idea to get fake titties. If I was lucky she already was interested so it's even easier.

Oh give her some cheese too I guess.

>>212845692 (OP)
Sex, if you know what I mean.

Im a gay man. So of course I couldn’t keep my hands off this delicious bear

headbutt the bitch for trying to get my brie

>>212845692 (OP)
Call her a pick-me

>>212845692 (OP)
Roll my foreskin back and let her lick the chunks off it.

This is your waifu?...

I give her the pungent Gorgonzola I've been saving to enjoy with her.

>>212845692 (OP)
pull out my dick and say get sucking? Why cheese op? It looks like a normal person at a party.

I wish I found her attractive. She seems to have a cool personality from everything I've seen from her in videos and interviews. Like the kind of woman you could actually hang out and be friends with. Too bad she looks like Miss Piggy.

She's aggressively unappealing.

>>212845809
Wtf she's actually perfect bros...

>>212845692 (OP)
wonder how my fridge gained limbs and sentience

Imagine if she looked at your boner like this ahahahaha that'd be so weird for her to do that hahaaaaha

She was great as Cordelia
https://youtu.be/mvX3px59gow

>>212845809
She looks like she fuck like an animal with nastiest sloppy bj

>>212845781
Absolutely not anon

>>212845692 (OP)
I slap her ass back and give her some cheese.

>>212845954
is this actually worth watching? I've never seen a good film adaptation of Shakespeare but I've got some wine and want to give one a try. It's either this or Macbeth (1971) because I heard the Polanski version was good

>>212845692 (OP)
eat cheese with her and ask about that sad chest of hers. like wtf?

>>212845766
Shame she's ugly and fat or she could be very waifuable
Or maybe she's like that because she is ugly and fat

>>212845730
What did he mean by this?

>>212846026
She is just another example of how less attractive women have to develop good personalities. Kind of like fat guys need to be funny to be accepted.

>>212846018
>I've never seen a good film adaptation of Shakespeare
how many shakespeare films have you seen. i'd recommend julius caesar (1970) or orson welles' macbeth or laurence olivier's othello.

>>212846081
I can't remember all of them but I tried the Orson Welles Merchant of Venice and I've seen the 1990s Romeo and Juliet movie with DiCaprio. Didn't like either. Have you seen the Polanski one?

>>212846132
I've not seen the polanski one but i heard it's very gory. if you enjoy gory films you can give it a try. you might also like titus andronicus starring anthony hopkins

>>212845692 (OP)
Tell her the cheese is on the counter. Then as she's eating it, bend her over the counter. She'll be too distracted by the cheese to care.

>>212847282
I actually can't believe she's not a lesbian.

>>212845692 (OP)
I'm not interested in men sorry.

>>212847241
This sounds like setting a mouse trap, but you fuck the mouse.

>>212845809
Gods the things I'd do with her

>>212847291

Don't be surprised if she comes out as one later on, she gives off major lezbo energy.

My favorite roll of hers is her belly. But as roles go, she was kino in that movie where she gets naked.

>>212845692 (OP)
I'd thank her for reminding me that I need to stock up on bacon.

>>212845692 (OP)
>What do?
Feed her of course. The way to a women's heart is through live animal sacrifice.

>>212845781
A little taste of the ancient civilizations.

>>212845704
>kiss her
Man, you are so wrong it's unfathomable.

One kiss with Miss Flo and she's going to ravage you sexually. You'll try to run away, but for an obese actress, she's crazy fast.

>>212845692 (OP)
slowly back away, throw a block of government cheese on the floor and pray it's enough to survive

>>212845906
>>212845969
>>212847342
She farts in her sleep

>>212847547
>My pain is constant and sharp

>>212847537
I love chunky thighs like this. Reminds me of my ex

>>212847547
Also reminds me of my ex

>>212845692 (OP)
Wipe the makeup off and return her back to the sty.

>>212847546
>block of government cheese
That's like giving spinach to Popeye.

I swear, none of you anons have ever dealt with a foodie nympho. She's going to violate you with a cucumber and then use it to make a salad for lunch.

>>212847547
>ywn wake up to a bedroom stinking of Pughs piggish cheese farts
jdimsa

>>212847640
>a salad

>>212845692 (OP)
So she's a solid 11/10, she loves cheese...
>>212845712
She has natural tits and doesn't fall for the plastic surgery meme...
>>212845766
She doesn't fall for feminist, anti-man garbage...

She's literally perfect, and everyone who disagrees is either a tranny, a """""cool""""" wine aunt, or HOMOSEX. No exceptions. Don't @ me.

>>212847756
Hi Florence

>>212847282
She looks like she would love me fiercely.

>>212847771
I told you not to @ me, but you @ed me. This is unacceptable. God will punish you.

>>212847740
Yeah, salad and fruit for lunch. Then more sex. Watch an episode of Mr. Belvedere (the one where Wesley's friend contracted AIDS). Then prepare a nice dinner, I'm thinking Flo's Famous pheasant under glass. Then more sex. Shower. And cuddle in bed watching Guttfeld!

>>212847804
Very suckable small breasts

>>212847826
nigga u ghey

>>212847826
>>212847837
Small booba are kino. Anything more than a handful goes to waste.

I thought you bros were sex-chads?

>>212847756
>>212847804
>>212847860
Do you have a code for all your photos? I write in code too. Very cute Flo

>>212845969
>She looks like she fuck an animal

>>212847804
Looks like this fridge only opens for Chad. Sorry you delusional feeder freaks

>>212847804
>XVII.IILMCMXCIV
what the fuck, is this AI or just dumb

>>212847954
She clearly files her photos in a code. The ME is obvious but I can only guess what the letters and numbers are for. It's pretty cute

>>212847902
>code
Like spy shit? The NOC List. Mission Impregnable. You mean titles on my rare Pughs?

Idk, I just got in on the ground floor, saving random shit. I even got Pugh leaks. But /tv/ is some mean to her, I only share them with my Dark Web buddies.

>>212848008
>she's changing it up so we don't catch on

Very cute Flo but I'm not in the business of doxxing people

>>212845692 (OP)
FUCK, i want her to RAPE me!!!!!

>>212848169
Trvke and sanest poster itt

>>212845809
GODAMN!!!!

>>212845692 (OP)
She looks far too disgusting to have that sort of dom privilege.

How is she so lovingly sexual bros?

>>212845809
I've heard Florence likes to roleplay like this during sex.. she'll pretend you're not satisfying her and be looking at her phone while you're fucking her brains out. She gets a HUGE mental kick out of it

>>212845692 (OP)
Girl? Thats a man baby!

I don't hate Pugh but she's not a leading lady in the classic sense and utterly miscast as characters like Irulan. To my knowledge she's not a nepobaby in the sense of having an actor family but in a richfag sense, yes. Her dad is wealthy and I once met a friend of her father's who told me "Cliff always said his children would be famous someday" - seems she owes her career to her dad aggressively pursuing his own ego-satiating machinations

>>212845809
That's not my waifu but those socks surely look like they smell amazing
>>212848260
This is actually hot af

>>212847860
Why's she hiding the nips? They are her only saving graces really