Thread 212848837

>HARLAND WILLIAMS
>I'M COMING TO KILL YOU
>in minecraft
>NO, IN REAL LIFE

>getting triggered by HARLAND fucking WILLIAMS of all people
raped and insecure about it. simply not a good look.

I think I've known about this guy for about 10-12 years. During that time, I found a total of three things that he did, to be genuinely amusing.

>some clip I saw where he's larping as a black man and he has coins inside his nose to make it look wider
>some meltdown he had not long after World Peace failed, where he was in his car smoking a cigar and complaining about Emma Watson, and
>the video that picture there was from

That's it. That's entirely it. I guess I got three good laughs out of the faggot, but I'm sure as shit never going to give the jew cunt or his unfunny friends money. Ever.

>>212848904
Nobody asked

>>212848904
The old vertical phone videos from about 2010-13 are still funny

>>212848904
Both mde1 and mde2, nicks realtor streams are hilarious. Charles is very funny as well. What's your problem? Are you Jewish or a faggot?

>>212849032
>t. got bullied in highschool and still mad bout it

or just a bot or just an indian shill or one of the wigger servants

Reminder that these threads are made by a pedo Marky stan who is butthurt that Sam raped Marky before he could

>>212849032
>What's your problem? Are you Jewish or a faggot?
jeez, guy

>>212848837 (OP)
>Actual comedian tries riffing with you
>Can't handle banter so immediately chimp out and double down on post-ironic insanity

>>212849062
OP here, that's true of all of the other ones. this one's staunchly pro-Sam. the haters can cope, seethe and dilate

>>212848837 (OP)
>Do ya like straight fries or curly fries?
This stunlocks Sam

>>212849010
That's right, you fucking cunt, and yet I fucking SAID IT.

>>212848904
Oh wait, there was also the one where some guy tripped a woman and she fell through a table. That's four times, faggots. Nice strike-rate.

>>212848837 (OP)
Sam's still the best.

>>212849104
>*wrecks your studio*

Sam Hyde isn't funny. I'll never understand /tv/'s obsession with him.

>>212848904
There's some sketches he did by a river with a little boy, he's playing the part of some shithead step-dad or something trying to give the boy advice but it's retarded, resentful and mostly calling the boy's mother a whore. I thought that was funny.
The "Hitler's Top guy" sketch is the funniest thing I've seen him do, including the MDE sketches.

The funniest things he's done have been where he is "playing" an absurdly macho, unstable, violent autist. What a coincidence.

>>212849283
I think it's because he's a failure. There have been plenty of comedians and comedies that have caught the attention of 4chan, but I think Sam fucking up the first MDE season with his retarded aggression established him as being "our guy", so to speak.

>>212848904
My mom is cool

My moooom is cooool

>>212848837 (OP)
>DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT CUNNILINGUS MEANS??!??!?

Sam just looked like a fucking retard here. The last time he was funny was when he shit on Anisa's cuck and Hasan. Fishtank sucked balls and EP is awful.

>>212848837 (OP)
>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his $5 MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, out loud.

>>212848837 (OP)
When push comes to shove, sam is just another pussy nerd coward.

>>212849032
Sam is both. A literal tranny chaser.

>>212849062
Reminder that all of these sam spam threads are made by fiver jeets sam hired & paid 4chin mods to allow multiple generals.

Nick's comments so far:
>I SAW MY CAREER FLASH BEFORE MY EYES LIKE IN 2017
Chuck's take so far:
>HE USED HIS REAL REGULAR VOICE TO TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP (he was doing a chinese accent, mind you)
Raped, all of them

>>212848837 (OP)
>bro, harland is an actual comedian bro
Yeah. A comedian in the sense that he's a comedian your local comedy club will ring you up and ask if you want free tickets to see where you go and despite getting high/drunk you don't crack a smirk once and leave 15 minutes in.

Sam even asked him
>is this what the entire podcast is all about?
which is way more devastating than a gorilla nest.

>sam, would you rather eat poopoo or peepee? >:DD
>sam build his gorilla nest on an unfunny boomer show
>coincidentally colbert announces he's going away soon after
Magick

>>212849975
>Sam even asked him
>>is this what the entire podcast is all about?
>which is way more devastating than a gorilla nest.
kek

>>212849032
>mde1 and mde2
Holy Nu-Mde.

>>212848837 (OP)
why is he so clazy?

>>212849010
lmaoooooo lil bro needs to ask for permission :skull:

>>212848837 (OP)
>HARLAND WILLIAMS
>I'M COMING TO RAPE YOU IN YOUR GORILLA NEST

>>212848904
YA BOI SAMMY?
STILL A NIGGA!

>>212849975
>>212850011
Sam simps crying hard right now

>>212850359
Only one stan in this thread and he's obsessed with 16 year old Marky

>>212848837 (OP)
don't respond to harland threads, it's inorganic spam by baskintranny aka sethyboy

>>212849062
Unlikely. Sam is one of the classier scumbags Marky has hooked up with.

>>212850563
I thought it was kiwitroon spam.

>>212849010
you are asking every time you and whatever gaggle of gays posts this shit, which you do frequently enough (multiple times per second per day) so shut the fuck up

>>212849032
>Are you Jewish or a faggot?

>>212849283
I respect some sketches and the ted talk thing but because he has other people working on those, if you don't like him its tempting to suspect almost all the good writing is done by the other guys and he's just a spoiled rich kid they had to latch onto to get anywhere.

>>212848904
He's done quite a lot of funny stuff:
-KSTV
-Ted talk/University talk/Anime con talk
-Stand up trolling
-Phone vids/Vertical vids
-Moms
-MLP game/Brony fandom trolling
-Ideas Man and other MDE sketch compilations
-Some sketches from World Peace

Haven't seen Extreme Peace yet, I'm sure I'll like some of it. For me personally though, I have no interest in shit like Fish Tank or any of Sam's le redpill podcasting, and I don't care for the zoomers that he hangs around with. But yeah, Sam's done plenty of funny stuff, he's just fallen off and I think he's just phoning it in now.

people kind of forget Sam is just a drama class kid

>>212850705
>MLP game/Brony fandom trolling

Boring

>>212849634
Did Erick, the alpha MDE member, weigh in on this decisive issue?

>>212850784
Brony detected

>>212848837 (OP)
>Character gives you quest to build a gorilla nest
>You start building it and acting like a gorilla
>Character gets mad at you and locks you out of the comedy show promotion reward
WOOOW bugged fucking game mechanics artificial difficulty bullshit

>>212850810
tamers12345 is funnier with mlp than what Sam did

>>212850784
You were targeted, weren’t you?

>>212850841
Rock.

>>212850855
mlp isn't a thing in my country, ameritard. what technicals does with the smash community and dressing up as a woman takes balls, Sam never went to a brony convention and did something to troll them irl, because he is a coward

>>212850841
tamers12345 is a legend that doesn't meant that Sam's Brony game kickstarter wasn't hilarious.

>>212850881
nigger, Sam has trolled conventions irl and done tons of public speaking trolling and irl trolling in general. You think he's scared of bronies? Don't be a dumbass.

>>212850889
Sam never made that game yet tamers actually makes content and wears a dumb pony mask, Sam is too much of a coward to ever commit to a bit and go all the way unless it's gay like boxing

From the perspective of an outsider who found the original mde funny but doesn't follow this shit at all, I just watched the video and holy shit how are people defending Sam here, he freaks out like a man child. Idk I suspect it's a similar situation to how people worship Trump even after he sucks off Israel and lies about all his promises; people become obsessed with the idea of this cool public figure they can look up to, and can't come to terms with the fact that they turn out to be a fraud

>>212850923
You sound upset

Baskin band of fund cram roberts

>>212849092
THis . He had absolutely nothing. No wit, no bantz, nothing. just his gaggle of fags . It was a total embarrassment.

>>212850962
you sound like a faggot that gave money to Sam

>>212850944
>From the perspective of an outsider who found the original mde funny but doesn't follow this shit at all
cope, seethe, and dilate

>>212850944
based midwit that has no grasp of comedy

My Top 3 role models are Sam Hyde, Nick Fuentes, and Andrew Tate.

Harland is clearly a Mossad agent trying to sabotage Sam; it's so obvious Jews make the Harland threads.

>>212850987
Thank you for proving my point. I accept your concession

>>212850944
this. Sam is clearly cripplingly insecure and can't handle the idea of other people making fun of him

>>212851029
>My Top 3 role models are Sam Hyde, Nick Fuentes, and Andrew Tate.
If this isn't a larp then you genuinely need to commit suicide

harland seems like a man that only has sticky shits, like they type that are very hard to flush so he just lets it sit there slowly disolving in the toilet making his tiny one bedroom apartment stink to high heavens. but that doesnt bother him at all. he likes it shity

>>212850923
You realise that Sam baiting bronies to pay into his kickstarter and then not actually making the game was part of the bait, right?

>>212851173
Me misinterpreting something so that I can get mad about it? Impossible.

>>212848837 (OP)
I watched some recent interviews with Sam Hyde. He seems insecure and emotionally unstable. Maybe he just gets too self conscious on other people's podcasts, and that's why he left me with that impression.

>>212851087
You'd love that huh Shmuley

>>212848837 (OP)
why is hassan so afraid of this guy

>>212850962
You sound raped lol

>>212851239
probably just projection tbqh

Baskin Roberts

>>212848904
the only time mde was good was the vertical phone vids sam used to do in the mirror at his moms house and a few extremely early skits like bombstrap and whatnot, they started honestly falling off during world peace 1 I thought that shit sucked

>>212850987
t.ranny

>>212849135
Moms and Officer Maggot were also funny imo.