>have you ever been mogged?
>you look like youve been mogged

>>212849799 (OP)
Daily reminder Sam Hyde is a fundie and nobody can deny it anymore

The guy from Half Baked and Freddy Got Fingered was the one guy to make Sam look silly.

>>212849838
>Daily reminder Sam Hyde is a fundie and nobody can deny it anymore

Yeah retard, no one could have figured this out with him constantly telling stories like how he crashed a brand new Evo Lancer when he was in highschool

i don't know anything about sam hyde or harland but i might watch that video just to be in touch with the kids

>>212849872
Sam is 40 and Harland is 60. I doubt any kids have ever watched these guys or know who either of them are.

>>212849799 (OP)
>Comedian tries to riff with you
>Sperg out and destroy his studio

>>212849872
i tried this but there was nothing funny in there

>heh I’m not mogged these guys think I’m mogged but I’m not not me not ever hahah…joke? who needs to tell jokes? Not me I’m just funny because I just fucking am okay? get this fucking assjack the duck outta here ya fucking nothin I wasn’t seethin? you were seethin go make some fuckin deals guy and then get back to me about being funny and making joke fucking loser!
wdhmbt?

>>212849838
>>212849870
Is Sam the son of an senior executive at Baskin Roberts?

>>212849930
Is that a family hyde reference I see?

>>212849898
This is probably true of Sam but Harland has been in enough movies and shows that kids would have had to seen him in something

>>212849898
i meant "kid" in the same way it was used in the Irishman

>>212849950
kek, it's kino!

>cause I'm a raped bitch, yes I am

Sam has completely lost Concept. The guys is just shitted at this point. It is funny seeing Jet and the other little toady shitters doing damage control on various sites though. That is actually funny.

Redbar is watching Sammy...

>>212849799 (OP)
this is the baskinfaggot's latest spam, don't respond to it

>>212850374
Kek it's keyed and funded! Slither!

>>212850374
>STOP LOOKING AT MY E-DADDY BEING MOGGED, LOG OFF THE INTERNET FOR A WEEK SO YOU ARE NOT EXPOSED TO MY E-DADDY BEING CLOWNED ON

i do not care for this guy, stop spamming this shit here

>Hello Sam, I want to play a game.
>I want to see if you have what it takes to survive outside of the echo chamber environment you've buil---
>(reverse bear trap instantly explodes on Sam's roid head)
Ah jeez Sam. It's cool that you made it crypto rich and all but this whole e-daddy turn has really burnt ya up dude. At least ya got Damiel and your crypto and all those cool people from Fishtank though, right, dude?

i actually respect the baskin poster for standing up for whats right . he has always had morals but this really seels the deel

>>212849799 (OP)
Was gonna ask wtf happened but I’m sure either 2Lazy2Try or Comedy Enforcement has my back as soon as I open YouTube later

>>212850574
The spam stops when Sam Hyde is finally defeated. The problem is that he keeps getting away with it, so the spam will never end.

>>212850575

>>212850628
you are defeating yourself by letting him live rent free in your head

what would my close personal friend Nick Mullen do in this situation?

>>212850616
link up with sethy boy again and make new music. NO EXCUSES

>>212850629
Is that him?

>>212850643
I'm not the guy making these threads. I'm the guy that keeps torqueing the guy that keeps making these threads. I even made him make a whole bingo board dedicated to the things I've said that make him mad, and he crosses items off the bingo board and reposts it when I make him upset lmfao

>>212850660
I did think of him yesterday while watching the newest season of Family Guy. God it’s awful. Just awful

>>212850764
Such as?

>>212849799 (OP)
>yeah, me and the illuminati boys down there at 'Area 51' (winks at camera) were looking over your tapes
>you have a few guys on your roster who can handle a good mogging

>>212850778
rockin'
u/Cramberts if you wanna rock
hope you are well cabinanon

>>212850752
It's him.

>>212850351
Did we ever get confirmation Redbar is a baskinbro?

>comedy
Cringe unfunny shit, all comedians should be euthanized unironically.

>>212850816

>>212850982
Damn, that's on point. Why are MDE fans all pedos?

>>212850982
Where's the Baskin Roberts square? He hates the accusations kek

>>212851048
>>212851073
You're misinterpreting. This is a bingo square of things that the Markystan who is behind all of the Sam Hyde spam has been accused of by other people. He literally made a playbook of things that upset him.

>>212850982
Nobody cares about Sam grooming 16 year olds and our independent fact checkers have already shown that they were a hoax created by Hillary Clinton. When are we getting serious?

>>212849838
>>212849930
>>212849950
Ha-haa!

>>212851108
Are you some sort of nonce or something mate?

>>212851108
Who is Markystan

>>212851211
No, just an emotional sadist that found a new punching bag

>>212851261
mom's gonna freak!

>>212851228
Markystan is the tranny jew mossad agent spamming anti-Sam threads and posting that I'm mad when I'm clearly not mad. She's not even real, it was all debunked 10 years ago.

>>212851278
Imagine your entire life getting thrown into disarray out of jealousy because some faggot that makes funny videos online rapes a kid that you wanted to rape instead. That's the entire story behind the constant stream of Sam Hyde threads on this board, outside of Fishtank threads. Just one pedo trying to get back at another.

>>212851278
What's the relation to baskin

>>212850901
Rock.

>>212850942
Trying to create a world where only Sam and his zoomer army exist?

>>212851369
Honestly the level of sycophant culture is just fucking disgusting at this point.

>>212849799 (OP)
Sam Hyde is not funny.
Sam Hyde was never funny.

>>212851323
So... That makes you a nonce trying to get back at two other nonces?
What the fuck is wrong with Sam Hyde fans?

>>212851278
Lmao no way. That's insane. She is mid to, what a waste of effort
>>212851323
The last couple of days you can tell all the threads are made by or at least populated by the same people at the same time due to the similarity in posting style. I'll give it to him, he is pretty good, but the patterns are there. Truly unhinged behavior, he needs meds

>>212851449
>ur a nonce bcause... just because!
I told you, I'm just torqueing this guy up because it's funny and he always takes the bait. I have zero stake in his feud with Sam Hyde.

FUND

>>212851408
Based and firmhandshakepilled

>>212851476
The funniest part is that she wasn't even 15. That would have been really fucked up and weird, but she was actually 16, which was completely legal if he didn't traffic her to another state or film her. Literally the same age as my current gf.

>>212851592
Sam Hyde was 29 years old. Why would a 29 year old go after a 16 year old teenager? Dude's a pedophile, even if outdated AOC laws in some states haven't caught up with the facts.

>>212851721
I'm sorry Marky didn't fuck you bro...

>>212851721
Actually a 16 year old girl is a fully developed adult and she completely deserved to have her asshole ravaged by /ourguy/. That's why Sam pretended to get angry and flipped the desk, because he thought Harland was going to lecture him about boomer laws saying you can't fuck kids or whatever dumb shit Jews feed you Americans.

>>212851840
Imagine being compelled to write this drivel because you think sarcasm has any place in a conversation about child rape. Dude should be imprisoned for what he did, but he got away with it because the one person obsessed with him enough to spend a decade ranting and raving on 4chan is also a pedo who just wants to hurt Sam Hyde's feelings instead of delivering the evidence to the police.

Sam get iceC

>understanding celebrity drama in 2004

“He called him a bitch”

>understanding it in 2025

“Two comedians engaged in an ironic battle of wits one up each other, escalating to a possibly sincere, possibly post-ironic physical confrontation the results of which are still being sussed out by retards on the internet”

>>212849799 (OP)
Why couldn't Sam just riff with the wholesome boomer bants?

>>212851906
>he never got charged because... um... 4chan posts... why don't you think about that the next time you make fun of a pedo and his ballwashers?

>>212851408
>Sam Hyde was never funny.
No he was
Just something happened to him
Stop astroturfing shit

>>212852075
He has no C Concept.

>>212852075
he's not Joe Rogan

>>212852152
>>212852075
This. He couldn't handle it.

>>212852111
I've literally asked this anti-Sam pedo to make a report to the police and he just sperged out instead. The only reason is because a fellow pedo wouldn't dare do this because they fear being found out as well. The way to "defeat Sam Hyde" is obvious to everyone here. Just fucking tell the authorities what he did and provide the evidence. This hasn't been done because the pedo that rages about Sam Hyde has a different motivation.

>Are you Jewish?
>Y-eah
>Since when?
>I uh...converted l-last week
>Oh okay
>...
>I'm not actually Jewish... I'm uh ..normal
>Oh okay
Jesus Christ Sam, no improvisational skills at all and you call yourself a comedian?

>>212851195
kek

People are just gonna stop inviting him places. It's like when your friend wants to bring their dog everywhere.

>>212851721
When you realize all his Epstein anti-jewish pedophilia crusading was driven by jealousy rather than actually giving a fuck about child rape makes his vids really hit different.

>>212852185
it doesn't work that way unless the victim cooperates and for whatever reason she hasn't. happens a lot in these type of cases.

>>212852343
Pretty sure we don't need Marky in order for the police to get a search warrant to find the videos that Sam recorded. What's the point of collecting all of this evidence and then giving up and letting him get away with it? The only reason I see is it's one pedo afraid of selling out another pedo

>>212849908
it's that simple don't let any sam cockworshipper tell you otherwise

>>212852343
>pretends he's an expert on law and police investigations
you fucking larping faggot

Post your gorilla nests, anons!

Between this, the Epstein list, and bombiong Iran, the right has been devastated and has been taking Ls non stop
Where do we go from here? Trump failed, Sam failed, we have no guys left!

>>212851408
His ted talk was funny.

>hey girl, you look raped
Somebody needs to make that photoshop with the horse from half baked

>>212852130
He was funny when he was going through his quarter life crisis and basically hated himself and his life and viewed everything as joke. That's when he made those ridiculous phone vids. Now he has an entire entourage sucking his ass 24/7 so he takes himself too seriously and everything he does is mean spirited.

>>212852130
When? 2013? It's over. Been that way for years.

>>212852404
see >>212851449

>>212852574
He didn't write any of the material for the Ted Talk. The fans did when he asked them for ideas on Facebook. After the video was uploaded he posted a pastebin showing everything the fans contributed. Wonder if it still exists.

>>212853620
god damn that sad, I’m firmly in the sam isn’t funny camp but they’ve had funny moments it’s just played the fuck out and they can’t be NATURALLY funny

>>212852217
epic for the win. sam is showing these boomers how its done!

>>212849954
his only claim to fame is "i did a scene in dumb and dumber". literally. he's basically a nobody.

>>212852217
>and you call yourself a comedian?
Have you seen his "sketches" on Extreme Peace? There are no jokes. It's just /pol/ talking points

>>212853777
Dumb and Dumber, Half Baked, There’s Something About Mary and a few other good character roles. His comedy is okay but I just know it from Just for Laughs and never sought it out. He’s a funny guy. Sam Hyde seems to have delusions of Andy Kaufman but with lame political trappings.

buttfucked by the goofy boomer. the coup de grace for sam's trail of fail. it's over.

>>212854003
Yep it's hilarious that these e-celebs have gotten so indoctrinated by modern pussy times that they think they can just constantly show up without Concept and then they get blown out under just the slightest pressure.

>>212853777
Isn’t he frequently featured on Kill Tony? A lot of people in their 20s/30s are into that. Have you not seen there’s something about mary? How old are you lol

I was apathetic towards this Harland fella at the start of all this bullshit but all these fags who have come out of the woodworks to say "AKSHULLY HE'S THE FUNNIEST COMEDIAN EVER, HE WAS NORM MCDONALD'S FRIEND!" Have made me actively dislike him. Christ you people are insufferable. Death to all comedy nerds.

>>212853975
yeah, kids are into half baked
kids are always talking about the movie half baked

Can someone who isn't a schizo or bot give the qrd?

Sam Hyde was on Harland's podcast and just couldn't bant?

>>212855151
gorilla nest

>>212854989
>no one is allowed to talk on those things
>my ramblings are relevant to anyone

>>212855151
Yea
I want to believe it was prearranged but Sam was sweating like a whore in church and his friends looked really uncomfortable
Very meme worthy

>>212855151
Zero Concept.

>goy is actually yiddish for big cock?
>whats that?
>goy is a yddish word for big cock actually
>...ok
Good job Charls you really are a genius

I was typing a post in a prior thread but the thread died when I was about to post so I'll just put it here.

I don't know what went on there and that was rough when I first watched it, but the poeple trying to spin narratives about this, I don't think know anything about it. All the people trying to psychoanalyse as if they know for sure what went on.

My initial impression is that this was just some kind of autism moment for Sam and he couldn't see how to reconcile it, he clearly didn't jive with Harland, and it naturally became confrontational.
I've never experiened anything like that but I know what it's like to not jive with someone, I know what it's like to have moments of autism that could have perhaps went a better way but didn't.

Sam and Harland's interaction was like trying to fit 2 puzzle peices from 2 different puzzles and expecting good results. The whole vibe of the show, and the styles just didn't fit. I don't know if it was an ego thing or what. I think if Sam went along he would it would have been very underwheliming, and perhaps feel palpably inauthentic to Sam, but I don't know.

Whether it be the ones saying Sam was played like a fiddle or the ones saying Sam made a thought out calculated response, I think it's just dumb. No point in pretending you know.

>>212854005
Obviously everyone there was uncomfortable, but conversations can be had efter these events.

I realize now what the problem is, people look at these people, like they AREN'T people, but characters in a movie. These people are just a movie to people, so they think they've seen ALL that ever happened, because to them these people only exist on a screen.

>>212855151
At around 7 mins Harland asks Sam "Accused by Multiple Ex-Employees of Having Sex with His Underage Fans and Filming It" what he thinks about the words "tight" and "ripe". Sam is uncomfortable for the rest of the hour and insists on talking about the Jews, which fails to elicit a reaction in Harland, while Nick and Charls are desperate to lighten the mood. Harland makes Sam angrier by being silly. Table flip occurs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_DyGqsOHQ

>>212855151
harland(a hollywood atheist) repeatedly insulted the group. sam responded. that's what actually happened. everybody keeps spamming random shit but this is the only thing that actually happened.

>>212855151
Sam got showed up for not being funny, got hot and bothered flipped a table and tried to grapple before giving up and asking the guy to come on his show like 4 times while a river of sweat ran down his face.
And now the fish tank jeets are on massive damage control but it's mostly just them babbling.

>>212849908
>You look like you've been raped.
>Sam:

When I first found MDE in 2012 I thought for sure they were gonna become mainstream famous. The produced videos were cutting edge, the street interviews were the funniest thing I'd ever seen, and the solo mirror/PC screen skits felt like a completely new type of comedy. Then the stunts where he tricked news channels into interviewing him, the retarded tedx prank, and finally WP1 felt like they were gonna make it. I was sure i was gonna see them everywhere for a few years.
Now Sam is a raging, roided, single 40 year old man who has to feed his ego by surrounding himself with brown zoomers. He rages impotently on a retarded podcast and torpedoes his own success, and that of his actual true friends, yet again. If there's anyone who needs a time machine it's Sam.

>>212853975
I think my grandpa saw some of those movies

>>212855589
ouchie easy with the burns zoomie

>>212855447
Seems like a nostradamus situation. Toss enough random gibberish at a wall and people will interpret it as deeply meaningful.

>>212855619
I used to be with it but then they changed what it was and now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you too.

>>212849954
Absolutely not. Nobody under 30 has seen his movies, and he only had bit parts in them anyway so hes not likely to be remembered from them. Sam on the other hand got a huge amount of exposure from the idubbz thing, any zoomer following that ongoing drama has a rough idea who he is.

>>212852404
>we don't need Marky in order for the police to get a search warrant to find the videos that Sam recorded.
Internet rumours aren't cause for a warrant, even if attributed to an identified victim. The victim's direct accusation in a police report could be, but even that might not be enough to search devices. At best it would probably result in an investigation into an unprovable crime, and an interview with Sam who wouldn't say anything in any case. There's no physical evidence all these years later, just a ton of internet posts claiming something happened. No one would issue a warrant to search someone's devices just from that, especially if they're a public figure who has already been investigated as part of hoaxes in the past.

>>212855820
nobody cares about that dumb junkie bitch stop bringing it up
>MUH CHRISTMAS EXAMPLE
sounds like you need to go to Ross

It's crazy how tweaked people are and they can't just admit when their dad simulator just shows that his own dad simulator Idea just crashed out or whatever.

>>212855151
Harland got in Sam's head. I dont know what triggered him specifically but IMO it was one of these
>are you jewish
>have you been raped
>you like 'em tight and ripe?

Norm MacDonald and Harlan were friends and Norm liked to fuck with people in his show too
Imagine if Norm had a go at Sam lmao

I simply CANNOT be the only one who is noticing how brown-coded all of the Sam simping is, right?

>>212858214
>Harland got in Sam's head
harland has a wisdom about him, a sort of intuitive understanding of people, he sized up sam from a mile away and obliterated him. sam may never recover from this, and I fully mean that.

>>212859224
ever notice how sam never had a bad word to say about muslims? its almost like he knows his entire fan base is pakis and various diaspora muslims in the west who blame the jews for everything...

>>212859224
>guy never says a funny thing in his life
>but he whines about israel on every other youtube video
OMG HES MY GUY!!

>>212849850
He's more jacked than Sam

>>212850351
*hits car crash soundboard effect*

Sam is getting toasted on MATI rn (right now)

>>212855151
Yes. Everyone talks about the moment where Sam loses his shit and decides to trash the studio and assault Harland, but he is mogged and embarrassed the entire podcast.
The entire podcast was just nothing. Sam didn't get a single joke in and they were constantly sidetracked by Harland giving rope for Sam to hang himself with.
Sam would make Damiel stand behind Harland, so Harland would humor him and get Damiel to talk into the mic and contribute something. Complete dud.
Sam would constantly try to derail the conversation to jews and rape, so Harland would go with it and see what Sam can say about jews and rape, nothing, zero improvisation skills.

Sam wanted to talk about rape so Harland made up a story about being raped without stammering like he has rehearsed that story a thousand times. Sam's response was ''uhh... I too got....uh yeah.... ok can we talk about something else?''

>>212859510
You missed the part where Sam refused to "yes and" with the rape story and instead insisted that he change the fictional rapists from priests to being rabbis or gym teachers

>>212855441
You're entire essay says nothing. What are you even trying to say.

>>212849956
So did Harland with the stock footage of them as a tag.

This could've all been avoided if Sam just watched the Redbar clip of Harland Williams on Rogan.
Sadly now he's on fool's notice.

>>212850628
The power of GORILLA NEST is that Harland finally stopped him from getting away with it.

Can we talk about this brown Damiel kid. Why the fuck would you want some little weird brown kid involved in your life like that. As a 40 year old man why would you possibly want to hang around some little nerdy brown kid that has nothing to say? Can you imagine having free will and being an adult man and you choose to structure your life in a way that an annoying little brown kid is always in the same room as you? Is sam retarded? What's going on here

>>212852075
Because he was 50:50 on them being deepcut triggers he and his team researched to get a rise out of him.

>>212860172
It's a Diddy type situation. All those zoomer wiggers have to take a ride on Big Purple to get in the inner circle

>>212855405
It's because they slice parts of theirs' off.