>I'll have a uhh........

>>212852103 (OP)
>So I just put it in my mouth?

>>212852103 (OP)
>uhh... I'll take the gorilla nest and a large rape please

Boomers were so upset that the Silent Generation asked questions about how Fast Food Service worked that they decided to fuck up the entire planet for future generations to suffer in.

I just cram it in my fund?

>>212852237

What is this gorilla nest everyone is talking about?

>>I want a coke, fries WITHOUT salt and a coke

>>212852513
Sam Hyde got mogged by a shitty 90s comedian on some podcast. So now his fans and detractors alike are in full damage control/feeding frenzy mode.

Low effort Founderposting and this thread won't get more than 10 replies.

@grok is this spamming samefagging schizo going to get doxxed?

>>212852103 (OP)
>How do I eat it?

Anyone else tried founder maxxing irl? I've visited most of the McD's in my area this last week, always ordering "a uh... hmburer, fries, and a Coca-Cola," then acting confused when they ask what size fries and cup I want, asking where I can eat my food, where the plates and utensils are, staring at other customers eating their food, etc. This one semi-attractive white lady I was watching, she didn't say anything to me but was definitely giving me dirty looks, I think she thought I was looking at her daughter who was probably 5 or 6, but I really wasn't because she was busy watching her ipad and wasn't even eating. Oh, and I tried explaining to this one obese goblina cashier the one thing McDonald's has that other restaurants lack that make it so special, but she literally turned around when I was talking to her and walked toward the store manager and I got nervous so I left, which sucks because that happened at the McD's closest to me and it'll be awkward if I go back so soon and they recognize me. I also asked at two other separate locations if I could have a tour of the kitchen and they thought I was joking and just laughed. any McD's wagies have any advice on that? is it against the rules or whatever to bring someone back behind the counter for a quick walk-through of the kitchen? any general advice or tips on how to up my founder game?

>>212852513
baskintranny's new spam material.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>Sir, the Ice Cream Machine is broken again.

>>212855555
>Heres your digits, sir
What do I do with them?
>You just enjoy them, sir
How?
>You bask in the (you)’s, sir
In my car?
>On your desktop, phone, or even ITablet

>>212857412
Holy fucking based

>>212855555
required (you) due to the digits, have a blessed day

>>212854397
Can anyone translate for 30 year old boomers?

>>212857483
>walking down the street after getting a girls number
>black mcd cashier ladies wave to me out the drive thru window “heyyy 3 for free!”
>start giggling to themselves, my ears pick up a “he cute”
>hit a spin and finger gun the old janitor getting off work
>“3 for free, you’re my kinda guy!”
>put on shades and shimmy
>black mcd cook smoking a cig on break
>”ayy yo 3 foh free, my nigga”
>light his cigarette as I walk past and flip lighter in the air and catch it with my frocket
>group of popular high school teens drive by out the drive thru
>”3 for free! 3 for free! 3 for free!”
>flick them a nugget, it lands in their honey mustard dip
>”3 for free is so cool”
Also walking on sunshine by Katrina and the wailers is playing did I mention that?