Tomfoolery? On my serious podcast?
>>212852369 (OP)He truly is just a nigger in white skin
>>212852369 (OP)AYO HARMLAMS, FUCK YO DESK NIGGA!
>>212852369 (OP)Sam Hyde needs more baskin funds to play along... POOFTER
>>212852388and this makes you seethe, why?
>>212852369 (OP)Has Sam responded to all of this yet? That pgl clip from yesterday doesn't count, that was pre recorded weeks ago.
>>212852369 (OP)only niggers laugh at chimp outs
>>212852481Only Nick did so far and of course he's just laughing it off as a whatever thing
>>212852369 (OP)Stop running away from your own threads, pedo, and finally report Sam Hyde using the evidence for what he did to Marky. You keep abandoning the thread every single time I ask you why you haven't gotten Sam Hyde locked up.
>>212852369 (OP)Hes exactly what you'd expect a poltard to act like in public
there's no obligation to play along with some asshole's schtick
that's what makes betas upset - not what Sam did in specific, but the fact that he didn't conform as expected, that's the beta's worst nightmare, not taking orders, stepping out of line
people upset with Sam are people who would have licked Harland's prop and they would have been kwabbed in the process for all to see
>>212852388he truly has a backbone*
and that's bad how?
>>212852412>>212852653>fucking grok-ass responses
>>212852412because i hate niggers
>>212852627>>212852653serious question: where do i sign up to get paid for simping for sam?
Why is Sam letting the Jews win?
>>212852721Who's doing the simping? I see more complaints about simps than actual simp posts. Or does simping mean "people who disagree with me"?
>>212852747Sam, why arenโt you funny?
>>212852742because he's part of the tribe himself
>>212852778Thank you for confirming. Hey, when are you going to report Sam for child rape?
>>212852818Never, just like you never making a funny joke LMAFO
>>212852867Why aren't you going to report a child rapist for child rape? You have the evidence compiled.
>>212852388no father figure. typical
>>212852886I think you might be confusing me for some other boogeyman
Iโm just laughing at Sam and his crews complete an utter failure as self confessed comedians
>>212852388All this whining because he flipped a table and made ook noises with the host.
Like who cares. You guys are acting like he did some hollywood no-no.
I'm not even a sam fan, this spam is just so braindead.
>>212852412>>212852653Why is /tv/ so heavily infested by the Scam Hyde defence force?
>>212853071i don't know, ask Harland why he didn't go to the show
>>212852931Dude, you're so afraid of me that now you're pretending to be "the other guy"? Christ Almighty, you really are a perfect punching bag
>>212852525You do it faggot, you talk big when you donโt have to be on the hook. Lmao
>>212852931>as self confessed comediansESL much?
>>212852388Worse, he's a j*w.
>>212853071Itโs not, people just arenโt obsessed with him like the discord freaks are. The reason people are hostile in these threads is because we donโt care, we didnโt care when you posted le pedo threads for years, weโre not going to care now. You shit this board up with these nigger tier Sam Hyde threads.
Itโs exclusively gossip with you fags. You lot are a bunch of fem boys who love to gossip, gossip NIGGGAH JUST STOP IT.
>>212853240I've tried to volunteer my assistance, but the pedo that spends all day ranting about Sam Hyde has repeatedly refused to provide all of his evidence. He's guarding the key to actually killing Sam Hyde's career.
>>212853338yeah, cause it doesn't exist
>>212853225nah youโre just having a schizophrenic break because you Iโve insulted your unfunny e-daddy
>>212853257>ermmm esl mucherinoREDDIT
>>212853317Well said.
It's either you "rightfully" hate sam or are "wrongfully" a giga glazing sam fans with these people.
Most don't care at all. And that lot is tired of the e-celeb drama bullshit that never has and never will be on-topic.
>>212852747Current number of fish tank threads?
>>212853488>ermmm esl mucherinodios mio, el goblino is speaking his native language
>>212852369 (OP)Disrespect a black man in front of his niggas, and you're lucky if he lets you live.
>>212852369 (OP)sam got outwitted and outmatched, simple as that. every time nick et al laughed at harland, it made sam boil with rage. it showed how much he was still an amateur at something he's been doing for much of his adult life.
>>212853071Mix of fatherless losers who love the lowest of shock comedy and his paid shills. No one else even cares about Sam.
>>212853894>his paid shillsSam is a broke faggot and only trannies work for free, so there goes that cope for ya
>>212852516at the end of the day, even when i'm wearing my tom sachs mars rover backpack, i'm still a nigga
Overturning the desk to make a gorilla nest was hilarious. Helping the old boomer get into it was even more hilarious. I don't get the controversy. Sam did great considering he was ambushed by a petty old man. He rose to the occasion and out trolled the troll
>>212854092it's actually fine. sam's mistake was showing his asshole by begging harland to come to his show.
>>212853976Sam is broke but his daddy he leeches off of isnโt.
>>212854092>Overturning the desk to make a gorilla nest was hilarious.no it was not, it was a nigger chimp out, nothing funny about a nigger wrecking havok, unless you're a nigger yourself
>>212853703>>212853317This, basically. We don't care that Sam appeared on a literally who boomer podcast just like we don't care about him porking some random 16 year old groupie slut. It's just retarded dumbfuck jews and trannies seething.
>OH NO!! MUH HECKIN INNOCENT MINORS!!!! BETTER MIGRATE 6 MILLION INDIANS TO THE USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS 16 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!literally NOBODY cares and you'll still be bringing it up 10 years later LMFAO
>>212853317so what you're saying is you've been sweeping for him for years...
>>212854092>sunken cost fallacy : the post
>>212852519You have autism. Nick isn't laughing it off. He is fucking seething and he copes with the backlash by strawmanning what people are saying and doing the cope agree and amplify tactic
>Oh you think I fucked up?>Yeah, I actually did! I should be killed for it!Really not seething there
>>212854092The best part was when the geezer tried to pull a "gotcha" with the "tight and ripe" remark (Channing probably messaged him with her usual made up bullshit) but based Sammy never took the bait and instead put the stupid reddit boomer in his place. MDE never dies
>>212854346he is laughing it off, schizo retard
there's not version of events they wouldn't laugh off Sam manhandling some old fuck spewing nonsense
the exact words when they left the interview were "HAHAHAHHAHAHA", "THAT WAS NUTS" and "THAT WAS INSANE HAHAHAHAH"
>>212853317>we don't care>but we'll defend sammy in every threadhuh?
>>212852369 (OP)Sam is a tard and Extreme Peace has been disappointing at best, but I really dont think this one appearance merits so many threads
Can we stop posting this raped kike on here? shitstankers have starting to become a plague on this board similar to shartyniggers just ban the scum mods
>>212852627sam's an autist who has internalized red pill/pua/amog principles in an autistic way. he deploys these directives without nuance or elegance. goofy boomer putting me on the spot? time to get physical because i'm the sigma wolf of the room. in fact sam is lashing out because his improv quips were so lame this time around (scientology? shut up dude) he had to compensate somehow.
truth is i'm like sam. i have the italian verbosity and the german autism. dreadful combination. i do shit like what he did. shot yourself on the foot saying dumb shit? time to snipe at everyone around you. i get it. i do it. i'm gay.
>>212854420It's a guy who was in all the movies these MDE freaks grew up watching as kids. These ''people'' worship Norm and Norm was close friends with Harland.
Sam assaulting him over being butthurt flushed any chance of any career these people might have down the toilet.
There is absolutely zero chance that these freaks are not Harland fans. A zoomer wouldn't understand what 40 year old MDE fags grew up watching.
>>212854531nobody cares, their awareness of Harland doesn't mean they're Disney adulting and basedfacing over him like you seething retards imply Harland deserves to be wroshipped, they're grown ass man with kids, you fucking spastic
they're not FANS of anybody, that's a completely faggot concept that only exists in the brains of pathological FAGGOTS
>>212854531This. Nick obviously looks up to Harland.
>>212852627>there's no obligation to play along with some asshole's schtickTotally agree. However, since this is a comedy podcast and since Sam Hyde considers himself to be a comedian he should express his confrontation in a comedic, or intellectual even manner. In contrast he chimped out and gotten physical with a 62 year old boomer that exposed him for his lack of wit and riff.
>>212854616no, he doesn't, there's no universe Nick "looks up" to anyone, that's an insane thing to say about anybody lmao
>>212852627>comedian goes in a comedy podcast>gets outwitted>chimps outIt was embarrassing.
>>212854633>he should express his confrontation in a comedic, or intellectual even mannerhe did, he pushed the old fuck in to the gorilla nest
laughs were had
but that's not good enough for you weenies, and that's not the true nature of your complaint to begin with
the god honest truth is that you're a pussy
Channing you'd do a lot better if you didn't try so hard. anons already don't like EP, but you being a schizo just makes everyone who dislikes it look like an enormous tard
the alternative:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myr-3RYLgyE
>>212854514it's a necessary pushback from all the trannytank threads
>>212854679there's no battle of wits, you stupid ass
>>212854688when are we gonna get serious? do you like jews?
>>212854688Sam, you are clazy
>>212854637i'm honored to meet a nick rochefort expert. what does his cock taste like?
>>212854592why are you so invested in some b tier comic lol
>>212854722says someone that got thoroughly outwitted
>>212854722you're right there was no war of wits because sam is a dimwit. it was a real meeting of the mind.
>>212852481If he doesn't, will teevee seethe or not care
>>212854717Fishtank sucks ass and someone is obviously paying the mods, but they keep it in ONE thread (generally). There were like 5 fucking Harland threads up at once yesterday. Chill out you autistic cocksucker
>>212852369 (OP)Why didn't he build the gorillas nest? It was a simple request
>>212853010>implying the podcast wasn't an unfunny train wreck before the table was flipped.
nobody cares Channing we know it's you spamming these threads. sam won, markey lost. christmas example!
>>212854679I don't really see how Sam got outwitted, he just refused to play along with the retarded boomer's humiliation ritual.
>>212852481Charls did on twitter and he's liking/replying to all the pics of Nick and the crew looking embarrassed with "HAHAHAHA" and "Dying"
>>212854849there will be an end to the violence when these generals are banned
>>212854920can u pls post screencaps?
>>212854702excellent point
>>212854865>beforeduring and after
>>212854939Well they're not gonna be because the mods/jannies don't care. Meanwhile you're annoying the shit out of everyone who might otherwise agree with you.
>>212854865you have to be a boomer to appreciate Harland
boomers are extremely impressed with wacky noises, weird turns of phrase and the simple act of rhyming
>hohohohoh that guy just rhymed, that's craaazy, it's like one word sounded like the other word but they were two different words, that guy is insane, an insane genius hahahaha
He must have forgot when he tried to do the needle drop podcast in his jamaican accent even though fantano asked him to stop several times.
But i guess when sam wants it to be serious its different
I've never once watched a Sam Hyde video, but I looked at this one. Sam is like a Temu Tim and Eric. He's like an unfunny girl that doesn't know she's not funny. How does this not funny funny guy have fans?
>it's just a bit
>the e-celebriry i look up to isn't a tard rager
>Nick just looks red like that neutrally
Lol
https://youtu.be/jdhFHBtyAuI?si=jLc-xXHM41FTZil8
>>212855091He grifts on twitter with 2016 safe-edgy /pol/ talk points and created a big brother-like show that gave him a lot of parasocial fans that are unhealthly attached to the mid girls he brings on the show
>>212855128That makes a lot of sense. Thank you.
I more side with Sam here. None of the routine or interplay was funny. Nothing worthwhile was happening with our short time on this earth. Why not chimp out and heil Hitler? Its the only sensible thing to do after a certain point.
Harland's whole generation is making an art form of saying absolutely fucking nothing. Such is their humor, their introspection, what they actually put out into the world in music or anything. Flip the tables on these crusty weaklings. What Sam did was heroic, Christ-like even.
>>212855146Sam said less than nothing then beat his own dead wacky physical comedy joke into the ground.
>>212855043I don't care that the paypigs and pajeets might throw a fit, they can just leave
>>212855091>I've never once watched a Sam Hyde videowhy would you lie on the internet? you can just seethe, you don't have to try to astroturf that your seething is more objective because you're larping like you have a fresh set of eyes
pathetic
go look at yourself in the mirror and ponder what you just did, you don't even have to reply to me, just go have a think about it
>>212854408>MDE never diesFrom what I've seen of the new season, maybe MDE doesn't die but their comedy surely did. And this is coming from someone who watches their YouTube in the late 00's, early 10s and enjoyed the first season
>>212852369 (OP)Did Sam know who this guy was prior to showing up? I couldn't believe this nigga actually asked, "When are we getting serious?"
>>212855088he did get serious in that interview at some point though, as he did with idubbbz.
he viewed that as courtesy. but harland is just a hollywood cunt who tried from the onset to make them look bad.
You guys have posted this so much that you've all lost the plot.
Flipping the desk was NOT the cringe moment of this show. It wasn't "staged" but Harlan didn't care and he was happy to do something entertaining. All he did was flip a desk. He didn't break anything and it would take them a couple minutes max to put the desk back up. The microphones are not made of glass and the ones they use are actually pretty damn durable and last for decades. The light schoolyard horseplay was also nothing. It did not traumatize him and you have legit autism if you couldn't notice harland smiling the whole time.
The actual cringe parts of the interview were
>Constantly bringing up jews
>Not being able to riff or improv without resorting to DUH DID YOU RAPE HIM?
>bringing 6 fucking people on set including a worthless fishtank chigger
>Sam only laughing at him and his crews comments, deliberberatly avoiding laughing at Harlan as a gay power move
Please do not be retarded and lose sight of what this is really about. Don't fall for the kayfabe. All in all Harlan is not mad, is actually happy to have the views and engagement, but Sam was still a cringe loser. Get it strait.
>>212855177I'm not talking about them, I'm talking about regular anons. But you're obviously too schizo to reason with. I thought I'd give it a try.
>>212855328you dont understand, thats based
>>212854868.. by acting exactly like the niggers he despises and rants on about for hours on his podcast and streams
>>212853071There are hundreds of zoomerts who come to 4chan EXCLUSIVELY because of Fish Tank Live. To them, this is "the /ftl/ website" just like how tourists saw it as "the /b/ website" during the 00s.
Don't believe me? Go into an incognito tab and type in 4chan stuff on google and look at the recommended searches.
>>212855191calm down sam. jesus christ
>>212855407no, by acting like a man
>>212855423that's actually kind of scary and makes much more sense why every single thread about this podcast has been full of zoomies defending their surrogate father. every single one of these threads has been faster than any other /tv/ thread (aside from the fishtank ones)
>>212855362The table flipping and "wrestling" was cringe, though, because of how he executed it like an almost nonverbal psycho and not a comedian
>>212855191I'm not lying. I've ignored him completely until now because he seemed obnoxious. I like Harland though.
>>212855478What's even scarier is that the mods allow the fishtank threads even off season now because it brings enough ad clicks and passes to justify being allowed 24/7
Self suck? On my Christian Redpilled sketch comedy show?
>>21285553you have to take responsibility for your own behaviour, at least in your own mind
you know you lied, but you become truly corrupted when you run away from the fact and find surrogates to blame
the ends don't justify the means when the stakes are this low, you just debase yourself
>>212855554lol this is from the show made by the guy offended by priest rape jokes?
>>212855584are you so upset you replied to the wrong person? calm down woman.
>>212855554You have 5 seconds to tell me why pretending to suck your own dick is offensive to Christianity
>>212855363the regulars have no reason not to agree that this trash has no place to be here and that the double standard has to stop
>>212855629you have had an entire life of severe autism if you even have to ask that question
>>212855629I never saw anything like this in veggie tales...
>>212855584Are you actually crazy?
>>212855554The self sucked
>>212855554NOOOOOO STOP BEING OFFENSIVE BE SAFE AND WHOLESOME RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>212855428have you been around men in your life?
>>212855629>there's nothing wrong with "pretending" to be a degenerate sexual deviant! ewhores sucking dildos on camera is also compatible with christianity, right?
Sam having a melt down in here lol
>>212854159Sam was just being friendly after he put the boomer in his place
>>212854212Relax pussy he was very gentle on the old man and his cheap equipment
>>212854334Sunken cost my ass. Sam just boosted his status with his antics. No one can stop talking about him
>>212854408This.
>>212855554>>212855596Yeah, there really is no excuse for Charls agreeing to demean himself like this. It wasn't even funny. This reminds me of how Dave Chappelle once said Hollywood producers came into his trailer, asked him to dress up as a woman to which he said no, and then they immediately wrote it out of the script like it was nothing. You can't tell me there was no better way to end that sketch.
>>212854245>>MUH HECKIN INNOCENT MINORS!!!!the so-called traditional right
>>212854531>Harland fan Until the Rogan thing and this I hadnโt thought of him in decades and even back then he was always โoh hey itโs that guyโ whenever he popped up in some flick. Really not the comedy tour de force youโre painting him as.
>>212855853>heh so much for the tolerant left!!!Quote from man being beheaded. Who cares? You? Lol
>>212855629btw charls claims orthodoxy, where acting and theater is sinful and prohibited, so he's either into orthodoxy out of aesthetic reasons or is severely confused spiritually
>>212855884extremely schizophrenic reply
>>212855929I am going to bomb a synagogue
>>212855929you're so fucking mad just ack yourself already you retarded jewish tranny.
SAM WON. MDE NEVER DIES. NOBODY CARES THAT HE GOT LAID 10 YEARS AGO.
>>212855965>SAM WON. MDE NEVER DIES. NOBODY CARES THAT HE GOT LAID 10 YEARS AGO.t. guy who is definitely not mad
>>212855965calm down beta
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>>212855946I look forward to the pictures of you being dragged out of your mum's basement.
>>212855846The chappele dress story is so fucking retarded. It's not a gay conspiracy against black people to have them dress as women. It's just a funny bit that every single male comedian does. Did this nigger never watch SNL before?
>>212856034holy bluepilled faggot
>>212856034sup normie. hows it normin
>>212855946>>212856029KEK
woah there kiddo. it'd be an awful shame if the wrong people found out about this :^)
>>212855885>orthodoxy, where acting and theater is sinful and prohibited,wait what? fucking lol. is everything a sin?
These Sam Hyde threads including ftl are the most obvious bot engagement farms ever
this angry guy doesn't reply to anyone after he's btfo lol
>>212853071He is an early bitcoin adopter that somehow has a massive ego so he has cash to pay for people to defend him. Pathetic. Not like Big B in any way
>>212856090Lol that guy is 100 percent shitting himself right now
>>212856087>>212856051OH MY GOD THEY ARE DRESSING LIKE WOMEN THIS IS GAY ILLUMINATI AT WORK!!!!
>>212856170Heโs probably getting notes from the mde trooncord
>>212855478>>212855540you'd be surprised. if you go in those threads like a large majority of the posting that isn't simping over internet whores consists of shitting on Sam and his wigger employees. I have no idea why the /ftl/ threads are still up despite the S4 rugpull, but the theory about the wiggers paying off the mods is starting to make sense.
>>212856199he's retarded for posting something like that
>>212856205relax normie. we love you buddy. we're here for you.
>>212856144council of trullo, canon 51
pretending to suck your own cock for theatrics most definitely is
>>212856241at least he had the wherewithal to delete it. i doubt the jannies got to it that fast
>>212856227anyone know if the hearing they have to try and repeal the zoning infraction in the town the house was in already happened yet? someone posted the town documents a couple days ago and i forget which day it was (sometime in july)
>>212856205Canada is Britain adjacent and the British are fags so yeah of course theyโre doing that
>>212855533Charls got that "I told you so" face lmao
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>Dave Portnoy is a piece of shit because he takes advantage of people
>You mean like you do with Fishtank?
>>212852388Charls warned everyone about Sam.
>>212855423Doesn't this just prove that Sam is influential and successful?
This is not the own you think it was, troon.
>>212855791>ewhores sucking dildos on camera is also compatible with christianity, right?first of all whores, like actual old school irl prostitutes are in the bible and jesus forgives them. secondly, if charls was like trying to give you a boner by sucking a dildo that's not the same as doing it for laughs. zoomers are so fucking insecure about stuff like this when genx/millenials would make dick/butt/gay jokes all the time. you would have been traumatized to be with my teen friends in the 2000s. i think it's because homosex is so accepted and common now that you feel a real tangible threat that you might turn gay.
>>212855946I hope for your sake the FBI doesn't have 4chanX
can we have a link to new episode of extreme peace please?
>>212856523it's crazy that sam could barely even hold his own with fucking mayhem miller.
unrelated kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dNs4aKbG30
>>212853010>You guys are acting like he did some hollywood no-no.he talked about jews and how scientology is all jews at the core
>>212856575>Jesus forgives themYou forget about the part where they HAVE TO STOP WHORING THEMSELVES OUT, THAT WHAT THEY'VE BEEN DOING IS BAD. Also that the Pharisees and Sadducees are hypocrites because they too have been committing adultery while condemning and even killing other people over it.
>>212852388Jews are gypsies that bred with afro-semites, them bleached themselves with slavs. It's the ultimate subhuman race.
>>212853071Sam pays off the mods and hires teams of jeets to spam for him. If you pay attention you will notice they are ESL.
Sam has never been good so he bridges the gap by hiring spammers.
>>212856527fairly new to this MDE thing, i'm familiar with charls carrol and his crash out after sam got them fired from adult swim, but what did he say about sam?
>>212856652Sam couldn't even back up his points. When he was questioned he just shut down. Its like he's playing a character and doesn't really believe the things he says.
>>212852388People who watched Sam destroy rental cars and shit in MDE videos for years are supposed to be SHOCKED and OUTRAGED that he flipped some boomer faggot's desk on a podcast? Wow, you're right I can't believe it!
>>212856572This. Sam is the richest and most successful he's ever been and he can only get bigger from here. Markytrannies are seething. It's obvious that jews and trannies keep making these threads as if anybody gives a fuck. Extreme Peace is the funniest shit ever and a HUGE success. You lost, get over it.
MDE NEVER DIES
>>212856029>>212856090PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>212856766Sam let's those around him do the creative heavy lifting. Sam made Joel homeless for being too good of friends with Charls. Sam is partially responsible for Orangey's suicide.
>>212852369 (OP)He's a Howard Stern type. He likes to be the one who fucks with people, but crumbles when the tables are turned.
Tom Green's that way too. See his reaction to that time the guy chainsawed his desk, or when 4chan was fucking with his online show.
The Harland Highway isn't for Sunday drivers. Sam's just too slow keep up.
>>212856789Extreme peace is a failure and fishtank is going to get shut down permanently. Being paid to lack Sam's taint doesn't make his content good.
GORILLA NEST
>>212856820i think everyone is like this and they are just coping when they say they can easily "take it" too. show me one person who is equally insulted and also insults just as much.
>>212852627I expected him to be funny, and he subverted the shit out of my expectations.
>>2128567861 fishbux has been deposited into your troon account
>>212856575lol i'm a millenial and was a teen in early 00s too and also joked about cocks and gay shit incessantly, but that's the point - you do that as a dumb teenager
jesus forgives whores on a condition that they stop you moron, you try speaking to any orthodox priest and show him charls sucking a dildo for laughs and ask how that squares against christian moral values.
>>212853317Fuck the fishtank threads
>>212856652Sad part is Sam clearly brought him on to use as a prop, but then the CTE king somehow ended up outwitting him, and Sam couldn't do shit but sit there and take it because he couldn't beat him up.
>>212853071when people were making ornella vs jonah hill threads, there was no jonah defense force telling everyone they were schizos and that jonah actually won.
When people were making Matt Damon " i check " threads, there was no matt damon defense force saying everyone was a schizo and that matt damon actually won.
when people call out sam for being cringe and not funny, the defense force pops up. The difference? Sam and his employees actually lurk these threads, they're not big enough to ignore forum shitposts. and so shitflinging occurs. it's pathetic in a way
>>212856845this sums it up very well
>>212855423this is horrifying and I wish you hadn't shown me this
>>212856811wow, not too surprised. thanks for the info
>>212856949It's pathetic how invested you are in this.
>>212852388people used to understand this on an intuitive level about irish """""people""""
>>212856767in the past I would have disagreed that he doesn't believe all that stuff but now a days i'm really not so sure
>>212856944yeah i wonder what mayhem wouldve done if he tried to chimp out like he did with Harland
>>212857055i love to laugh and the only way sam and his gay friends make me laugh is by failing catastrophically lmao
Faggot Hassle is in this thread leading the defense force
>>212856767yes because he's into all the crap he rants about (christianity, being a "good" person lol, not being ugly inside) because it's all aesthetically pleasing to his character but since it takes actual work to live it, he can't because he's too busy coming up with ways to make money because le "money is energy/lifeforce" and is the most important thing in his retarded worldview
>>212856652mayhem miller has been -that guy- since what, 9/11? compared to him sam hyde like a kid playing carboard knight. flipping tables? miller gets naked and breaks into churches and breaks into the prayer basket while jacking off with his free hand.
It's weird Sam's cult wont just take the L and move on. Sam made a fool of himself, embarrassed MDE and failed at physically bullying a senior citizen. Why make it worse?
>>212856944Sam is such a hack it's insane. It took the gorilla nest incident for people to realize it.
>>212857205what do you expect, sincerity? that's not his brand. imo saying he's christian and muh jews all is just milque toast edgy these days. I'm a rebel, sticking it to my homo parents claiming to be orthodox or catholic or whatever despite not going to church.
The show was actually gold before he flipped the table.
Would be great to get 3 hours of that
>>212857205>money is energy/lifeforceit's so silly when he just uses it to fund an expensive car habit
>>212855362Finally someone understands! The table flipping was the least interesting part. Sam's topics and quips were straight from an annoying 15 year old. You can feel his super weird, uncomfortable tension toward Harland almost immediately. I don't think I can ever watch Sam's content again after this. And of course he has nothing to say about nature. Only heartless, narcissistic losers don't care about nature in any way
>>212853317Exactly right. It's a group of momma's boys following their big brother into retard land.
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I love what sam's comedy has turned in to
>>212854702redbar can be funny, sam uh is like tim and eric comedy done poorly.
>>212857577I love it when Sam speaks with authority about my country, which is a way better place than the shithole he lives in
>>212857205The christian thing is just bizzare. Nobody of faith would have a show like ftl or live their life like Sam and nobody calls him out on it (looking at you Jay Dyer). Its like everyone just plays along because its in the script but nobody really thinks its true.
>>212857536it's prison punk behavior, simple ass. not talking the clash either but straight up make my day punk. the way he sits, how he doesn't tie his shoes, it's like he always has a chip on his shoulder
>>212857577When are we getting serious? Enough comedy
>>212856789>It's obvious that jews and trannies keep making these threads as if anybody gives a fuck>my unfunny fake friend got insulted>mossad is involvedkek
>>212857277Jews don't know when to quit. Sam is getting shoad from 4chan.
>>212857652And it gets 100x times worse when you consider he's literally 40 years old
politics and comedy don't mix. you'd think a wannabe pro like hyde would understand this.
>>212857779sam at this point is just a poliical commentator who sometimes acts goofy. doesnt really work outside of his loyal bootlickers
>>212857536>And of course he has nothing to say about nature.I've never felt strongly about Sam one way or the other, but this definitely made me raise my eyebrow. Not caring about nature is the biggest tell for evil in someone's heart.
>>212855423No wonder why there's so much Sam Hyde dick sucking
>>212857207lol thatโs even worse then. and yeah, i expect sincerity from a person asking for money and doing everything he can to appear sincere
>>212855362THIS
mdetroons keep detecting and only engaging with the bait because the canโt accept that Sam is an unfunny HACK
>>212857936he doesnt like nature because liberals care for nature. He is just pure contrarian for the most part. Its why he is now doing a christian larp
We all had a Sam Hyde we bullied in High School kek you can see his dork rage exists still in present day idk why
sam and his zoomer crew would actually rape a boomer if a boomer started shit with them. And thats not a good thing, theyre just those type of spiteful retards
>>212858002No, Sam Hyde is a based alpha while you're a brown troonie
>>212857577Serious lack of gorilla nests in sweden
>>212858108Stockholm is a gorilla nest
>>212858059Is he your boyfriend? Why don't you let him defend himself instead of suiting up in armor to defend him as his knight? Pretty gay dude.
>>212852369 (OP)>Tomfoolery*Buffoonery, and unsanctioned at that.
>>212857959dunno don't seem so sincere to me. he's doing the teenager rebellion thing with some shoddy /pol/ talking points. not saying there's not truths in that but he seems style over substance.
I think in Sam's mind people will look back on him and think
>that guy was ahead of his time
but the reality is he's so far behind the curve he thinks he's ahead
>>212858276Bro really thought he cooked with this corny ass quote lmaoo
>>212858183yes thatโs what iโm pointing out, itโs gay and lame
>>212857635It's just designed to appeal to guys who decided to become cultural Christians after seeing a meme on twitter.
>>212856857It's a matter of if you're able to keep up with the riffing, not just about being insulted. If you're caught lacking it's pretty embarrassing and people respond to that in different ways
>>212858393i heโs the one who saw a meme on twitter and decided to call himself christian
>>212855362I think I remember Sam laughing at a couple of Harlan's jokes
>>212857632everyone knows it's impossible to make basic observations about a country that isn't yours, after all!
>>212857635>Jay DyerGay Liar is a spiritual tranny
all ecelebs deserve the gas
>>212858328Why does someone insulting Sam hurt you?
>>212858433I think there's a significant contingent of people who have done that, including sambo
>>212856857If insults work on you, you are a beta boy.
>>212858487If am had to experience a genuine Swedish midsummer his head would explode.
>>212853071Why is /tv/ so invested by the Sam obsessed force? You dumb troons talk and post hate threads about him literally 24/7 for years
>>212858501Bro got clowned on and straight turned on the therapy mode
I'm dying
Are the Sam Simps still out in full force?
>>212853071 #
Why is /tv/ so invested by the Sam obsessed force? You dumb troons talk and post hate threads about him literally 24/7 for years
(post this on /tv/ and delete this line before posting)
>>212855362The context behind flipping the desk and the physical bullying is what made it cringe, cause it was Sam desperately trying to assert dominance in a fucking comedy setting. The dude that chainsawed Tom Green's desk was nothing like this since the bit he was doing wasn't based on some insecure need to assert himself as the "alpha", he just thought it was funny
>>212858328Sam isn't going to fuck you
Notice how the "people" attacking Sam never deny being brown, jewish, or troons? Really makes you think.
>>212858603Use English you retarded zoomer shill.
>>212858603So you're uncomfortable letting me know why you post defending Sam? That's ok, I don't blame you for your confusion.
I used to do some editing for Sam back in 2021. I was pretty tight with his crew.
Trust me when I say, he 100% has staff on /tv/ right now defending him.
>>212858688Sam is a Jew. Jews aren't white. They are bleached afro-semites. Jews and blacks are the most gay races in the world.
GORILLA NEST
>>212858603Old ass jewish pedo boomers don't know how to banter
>charls sucks his own dick for 2 minutes on the latest episode
>Has an episode where he acts as a gay street dancer
>His youtube vids are all about preaching the bible and being a better person
Huh?
>>212858726Sam Hyde has never been organic.
>>212858750Marky is a whore.
>>212858708That was all English
>>212858711Someone made fun of you and you went
>who hurt you?!?This is women talk.
>>212857631missed the point entirely, he's covering how wack that type of aging-jew improv podcast schlock can get when you take it to its logical conclusion.
mike seemed to like sam bullying dave smith on LoS tho, very curious if/how he will cover this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAwA7FWHxfQ
>>212858769His sand nigger princess wife is forcing him to grift
>>212858688>brown, jewish, or troonsPlease for the love of God stop being an internet addicted loser and actually get get some friends and your own personality. Sam is not your dad.
You're going to respond with some internet addict slogan to my post btw. You're predictable.
>hurrr rent free
>>212858803That's not English you wigger faggot.
GORILLA NEST
>>212858826What part of it wasn't English?
>>212858803>Someone made fun of you and you wentNo one made fun of me; they made fun of my post. You sound weak and beta.
>>212858809Dude, honestly why are you obsessed with Sam? Are you actually a jeet?
>>212858911No he did make fun of you, odd you would want to deny that.
>>212858682kek
well unless that anon puts on a wig at least
>>212852627Beautifully put. Sam basically put that boomer soiboy in his place and people just can't take that he didn't sit down and do the humiliation ritual.
>>212858953HE CANT KEEP SUCKONG AWAY WITH IT!
>>212858952He made fun of my post, anon. Are you your posts?
>>212858983It wasn't a humiliation ritual. Sam just sucks at comedy.
>>212858953Sam Hyde is in violation of stripes tos.
>>212859043because he's actually funny
>>212859017If someone is making fun and calling your post gay, that is making fun of you.
Since you thought you 'cooked' with your post when in reality it sucked cock.
He's making fun of you.
>>212858932Yes, I am Indian. You got me.
Honestly, I take back what I said. You're likely a winner. The harder you post, the harder you win. Keep going!
>>212859006Nick x Sam would be a cute couple. The Israeli Annihilators
>>212854592Harlan doing a subtle hitjob ambush on them required more grace and cunningโ respect your elders instead of showing your ass and maybe they'll be fucked to watch your standup set you read off of printed notes. Rhode Island is a giant trailer park and deadass hard W wigger is on brand for TikTok 3rdie nontent anti-humor that is already aging like milk and his rabbinic pattern maldness.
>>212859071Imagine saving this image to your hard drive. Absolutely cringe.
>>212859057>Since you thought you 'cooked' with your post when in reality it sucked cock.Will you tell me more about what I think? I'm curious. This is so insightful.
>He's making fun of you.Nope, but he and you are attempting to.
>>212859083didnt read but theres no space after an em dash
>>212859083Harland got Sam hard. Marky/Boston Ross references, fish tank reference, extreme peace reference, while not letting Sam advertise for free.
Harland was in the right and Sam is a big baby hack.
>>212859115You're desperate for approval from me.
He made fun of you, sorry bro it happens sometimes. No big deal.
>do you know what a goy is?
>..a fish in a pond?
>when are we getting serious, harland?
>>212859203>You're desperate for approval from me.I am?
>He made fun of you, sorry bro it happens sometimes. No big deal.You sound desperate for his approval, ironically. Why did you feel the need to jump to defend an anon who jumped to defend Sam Hyde? Are you his boyfriend?
>>212859047>let me just insult you>heh, why are you getting mad, it was just a jokeI hate fags like you.
>>212857978>he doesnt like nature because liberals care for nature
>>212859267He's going therapy mode again.
That's why I responded, you talk like a fag.
>>212859342You operate like a woman, attempting to shame another for things that would be shameful to him. You're weak.
>>212855252>MDE never diesThe like:comment ratio of the video signifies this: Harland stopped him from getting away with it. That's the real engine behind the negative engagement.
tired of politics in humour
tired of left
tired of right
go fucking face the wall you fucking socialist/commies/faschists or whatever ist you are
it's not funny
erm... harland show got a bunch of views so that means Sam won...
>Harland used Sam as a tool for more views
based Harland
>>212859261>goy is a guy with a big penis>Hartland points at charls
>>212859386I don't actually care what you think
>>212859465Are you telling me or yourself? Weird.
>>212859484Crazy how invested you are.
I'm out
>>212855423>There are hundreds of zoomerts who come to 4chan EXCLUSIVELY because of Fish Tank Live. To them, this is "the /ftl/ website" just like how tourists saw it as "the /b/ website" during the 00sMore like hundreds of 3rdie simps and perverts, with trash media and gags to match. No amount of graphics polish for the transitions in eXtreme Ass was going to paper over the mid writing. It's already not ending well.
>>212859515Adios, defender of Sam. You'll be awarded the Purple Heart for this battle, I'm positive.
>>212859545Nah. Fishtank isn't that popular. It's literally bots with shills and Sam's crew sprinkled in. Sam wants to make 4chan his personal army.
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>>212859590He will be awarded big purple?
>>212859465>I don't careto
>>212859515>I'm leaving *cries*that's pretty funny
>>212859410Sams crashout makes Jim look very cool in comparison
>>212859462What's up with Charls' obsession with cocks? First the blowjob video then this bad joke... dude is like all about cocks now.
>>212855865Harland's the Norm anointed successor, and anyone stating otherwise is ignorant or lying. That's the industry consensus. All working comics are extremely online of necessity after covid and none are going to be impressed by what they saw there either way, and that's a political problem no amount of face saving PR or money fixes.
>>212859779it's always funny to me how charls is the epitome of that meme
>>212857536>You can feel his super weird, uncomfortable tension toward Harland almost immediately.That tangerine TIGHT & RIPE talk pre-show outside? โ Ever hear of CUTIES brand tangerines? The only way out was leaning into it. Harvey Weinstein got let out; Kevin Spacey's acquitted, what was the worst thing that could happen?
>>212859721Probably Freemason shit. In the Charls meltdown video where he said Sam is gay, he said he would be remembered for sucking dick.
>>212859918Sam is definitely a mason. The candy man is the same gematris number as Sam hyde.
>>212859666@grok is this real
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>>212859973Yes the image is completely real. When doing research I also found this from moments before Fishtank got funding from Peter Thiel.
>>212859721you dont get his genius, maaaannn
>>212860006Accurate.
There is a PGL clip of Sam acting all annoyed and bothered when a mystery billionaire wants to give him millions for making EP. Ho hum my project is being financed soo annoying you guys.
Sam taught me how to be a man, and that's something you pathetic troons and jews will NEVER take away from me.
>>212852369 (OP)Honestly that old guy is really annoying. I would want to get physical too in Sam Hyde place but you cant really do anything about because you are in semi-public appearnace.
I havent watched anything Sam hyde related since iddubz trolling video. Wtf happened to him he seems more unhinged than ever?
>>212858059He is awkward schizo nerd with high test. Weird dangerous combination. Usually nerds have some boundaries because they know they cant get away with everything due to being small and weak but in case of Sam Hyde his size helped him double down on his autism because average people are afraid of checking him.
>>212857577Sam was best a few years back when he gave genuinly good life advice to the sort of deadbeat, loser, slacker, wigger zoomers that make up his fan base. Once he started ranting on current events with his cookie cutter /pol/ takes it becomes clear that hes kinda dumb.
I've never heard him make any real profound or interesting points. Like of course infinity immigrants is bad, but so what? Thats not exactly some shocking take.
>>212853071Literal indians Sam hires for a few dollars to astroturf the opinion of himself on 4channel
>>212858804Dave Smith is an annoying faggot. Conspiracy tards are so annoying and its satisfying to watch them get shut the fuck down.
>>212855362/pol/tards can't handle any "comedy" that doesn't devolve into tooth-grinding seething about crime statistics and ((((((naming them)))))))))
>>212855846> wasn't even funnyWhy would you lie like this?
>>212855423so Hydetroons are actual mystery meat ESL trannies that show up to mock fat people falling down stairs, because it's the only way they can feel better about themselves. Total Hydetroon Death
>>212852369 (OP)anyone who dresses with this light of a blue shirt wants to come off as trusting - that was a strategic choice of color. I think sam was hoping to come off more likeable but ended up handling the banter awkwardly
>>212860540He has extremely low levels of test when he's not pinning. He's spoken about this at length
>>212860322>Wtf happened to him he seems more unhinged than ever?He has been hosting a torture show i mean reality TV show called fishtank for 3 years where he can fuck with people make them poop and pee in buckets and he can physically assault the contestants and destroy the set whenever he wants so he kinda got used to being the puppet master. Now whenever someone challenges him he acts like a Gorilla
>>212860719why are you gay? were you raped?