Thread 212857987

How do you respond? You can sound mad.

>>212857987 (OP)
Okay, but who asked? And why are you in my house?

I shout KINO SNEED KINO SNEED until I'm sedated

>>212857987 (OP)
on our fucking wedding night? you asked for an open relationship ON OUR FUCKING WEDDING NIGHT? I AM NOT A HIPPY.

>I want to whore around but you need to give me money still

there, rephrased it to realspeak

>>212857987 (OP)
Corrective rape requires

mom, i don't need to hear this

>>212857987 (OP)
she's a trash actress

>>212857987 (OP)
Okay goddess, lock me in a cage and kick me in the balls

>>212857987 (OP)
dump the bitch and move on.

>>212858140
She's the extremely rich one in that case

You know how if you want someone to quit smoking, you make em choke down a whole carton of cigarettes?

>>212857987 (OP)
"Sit on my face."

>>212858424
Then collect evidence of cheating and take half of her estate
I'm not sure I would be a good fit for not taking her shit

>>212858582
Yeah, good luck suing Murdoch's daughter for half of her assets.

>>212857987 (OP)
*cucks your entire heritage and takes what was yours*
Now kneel.

>>212858646
just like hogan took down gawker, if you have proof you can find a rich enemy of the one you're going against

>>212858667
Always knew best boys Tom and Greg would win in the end.

>>212858703
What "enemy" of Muroch would throw his hat in your ring for a divorce settlement, you silly gobber? You realize this will not hurt him or his business. Also comparing Gawker to fucking News Corp is a knee-slapper indeed. Absolutely the same caliber.

>>212857987 (OP)
What was the deal with that one weird poop scene with Ken? some crazy jewish trump hatred?

Why do we have to subvert everything? I don’t find the joke funny anymore, it’s been told too much.

>>212858667
Shows sucked ass after first season but ending is very god. Extremely satisfying

I legitimately would marry her. She can cheat all she wants, I'll be doing the same with her daddy's money

Thank you for sharing your feelings, which are valid, I know it’s not always easy to be honest. With all due respect, however, I’m just not sure I’m a good fit for a marriage with a pig faced cunt with farm animal tits. Get the fuck out of my house, you are now being ghosted.

>>212858904
Didn't Jeff Bezos lose half his fortune in his divorce?
Didn't all the richest women get their fortunes through divorce? Like Melinda Gates

>>212820268
>>212857987 (OP)
did this thread really need to be reposted already

>>212859318
Yep. But serves them right: Bezos cheated on his wife and the mother of his children with a literal gobloon and Gates was chums with Epstein (enough said).

>anon in his 20s
>fuck that shit lying whore I would never submit to that cuck shit
>anon balding, diabetic, in his late 30s, early 40s, after a life of bad decisions and barely clinging onto life itself
>sure, at long as I get some money out of this to pay the bills

>>212859318
Yes but those are two examples of men who were married before they became billionaires. Shiv was born a billionaire and while I haven't seen past season 1, I'm sure an airtight prenup was signed

>>212859339
Not the same, can you read?

Why do I love cheating whores more?

>>212859385
More like
>Anon after spending a decade on /gif/
>oh boy my hotwife unnnghhh I'll get the cage

>>212859318
Can you spot the difference between MacKenzie Bezos and yourself? It's very subtle but very important for the divorce court.

>>212859585
>same file
>same OP
>same topic
>"NOOOOO BUT HE SLIGHTLY TWEAKED IT IT'S HECKIN DIFFERENT!!1!"
>>>/r/ope

>>212857987 (OP)
I'm just not sure I'm a good fit for being your walking ATM. Dont let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

>>212859732
Shes cute , I other than random marital reasons I dont know why bezos dumped her for some latina who bogged herself