Thread 212859869

rape isnt real

Do we really need 3 threads for this mutant?

>>212859869 (OP)
Not as much as Marky does

>>212859869 (OP)
>*Stands awkwardly in unfunny Filipino manner*

>>212860110
Sam 100% unironically thought this guy was intimidating, that's much cringier than anything than the kid actually did or said

>>212859969
Let's be honest, she might have had the upper hand on Sam, but she couldn't have withstood the gorilla nest

>>212859969
Purnella, the white whale. I will get you in my gorilla nest!

im tired of arguing with retards on harlands side. idk how anyone could find that fool funny. his humor is literally puns, dad jokes, double entendre, and fake non-sequitur stories. World Peace (havent watched extreme peace yet) is objectively a work of art, whether you think its funny or not (it is). is Puppy Dog Pals art? is it funny?

i know what is NOT funny. two comedians riffing on a podcast. its hard to think of anything gayer. nick is guilty of riffing too much/too long sometimes but sam is stoic enough to do the right thing and simply stop playing along, and nick is mature enough to stop. harland is not mature. the bits and the riffs never end. its like never growing out of the class clown phase. pathetic.

>>212860175
I don't think anybody thinks he's intimidating. Filipinos can't be intimidating. It's more like he owes him a favor for the rest of his life even though he has nothing to offer when he brings him to every interview

>>212860175
so youre the type of guy who, if someone stands uncomfortably close to you, thinks "hmm this guy is trying to intimidate me" lmao gay

>>212860238
Are you also in the COM98 slack channel? I got this same script to post lol.
You think Sammy will hold up his end of the bargain and actually pay us 50 cents per post?

>>212860257
This he is Sam’s hairless asian concubine and drug dealer

>>212859953
This is the result of mods taking bribes for fishtank now we have to deal with this spam

>>212860278
Yes. Why else would someone get in your face unless they were trying to intimidate you or they were faggots? Didn’t Seinfeld do an episode on this

>>212860278
VERY ESL Andrew Tate follower coded post

>>212860238
>World Peace (havent watched extreme peace yet) is objectively a work of art
yeah a shitty piece of art

sam hyde is on steroids. think about that for a second. he's basically a tranny. lmfao. imagine being roidraging and literally flipping a table with a hollywood A list actor like harland williams. Then he goes on his podcast and dindus and plays it off like he somehow won the exchange.

absolutely. pathetic.

>>212860238
>havent watched extreme peace yet
The punchline of episode 5 is an extended scene of Charles performing graphic autofellatio on himself with a realistic dildo prop. It's one of the most disgusting things that I've ever seen. It honestly doesn't feel like they're even trying to be funny in Extreme Peace, half of it is just actor abuse and the other half is them just trying to be as controversial as possible.

>>212860238
I don’t get “Harland’s side”. He seems to be promoting the episode on twitter and getting a lot of engagement. Seems like it was a big success.

sam lost

I'm over Sam but I don't think Harland is very funny either. It seems like people just accept it as a fact because of a tangential relation to Norm

>>212860238
>his humor is literally puns, dad jokes, double entendre, and fake non-sequitur stories
What is Sams humor

all you trannies need to kill yourselves asap

>>212859869 (OP)
>What's your version of The Aristocrats joke, Harland? Mine went like the Scientology intake with the rebbes.

Chuck and Nick were the only mentally present enough ones to actually spar with Harland. Scam didn't give, Harland was relatively charitable with setups and off ramps.

I just remembered sam is boys with david lucas and harland embarassed him on a different episode. So maybe sam wanted to fuck with him because of that

>>212860547
chuck and nick bombed. you parasocial fags are pathetic

>>212860521
donating to the daily stormer as a “joke”

>>212860238
you look raped

>>212859969
MORE TIME

>>212860238
Can I save this as pasta for when I want to pretend to be an ESL teenager on /tv/? This post perfectly encapsulates that "vibe"

SHOW ME IN THIS NEST SAM.

>>212860548
>dey wuz on each others pawdcasts so dey iz homiez
youre fucking retarded. probably a shane gillis fan too.

You make 20 threads about this fucking shit every day, you OCD animal. You should be put down like a dog.

>>212860892
Be a good human.

>>212860238
Not playing along with Harland IS playing along with Harland, it's exactly where he wants you. When that man is on the clock, he doesn't stop. His silliness knows no bounds. He's not like some autistic kid who you can ignore and they'll eventually shut up. Harland and Dmitri will NOT be ignored until they've broken you.

>>212860892
its kiwitroons raiding, josh is currently streaming and regurgitating every single dumb post here and is apparently too autistic to read the sarcasm in nick from when he talked about it on stream.

>sharty zoomers HATE sam hyde
>religiously follow everything he does
>constantly spam threads about him
bizarre and I get why they like the kiwitroon site so much since they're much the same

>>212861256
'ust 'ost

Sam Hyde Beats Famous Hollywood Comedian Harland 62 year half death for 3 minutes :https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4

57 seconds SUPERCUT of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212860238
>muh Jooooos
>muh trannies
>muh Indians

Peak comedy.

>>212863271
you just don’t get edgy comedy repeating those three word is comedy gold

>>212860238
Seriously. It's like talking to a brick wall. Not everything is a joke. Not everything needs to be funny. We are left to lament what could have been. It's a sad day

>>212863460
so, have you...been, you know?

>>212863542
tight and ripe?

>>212864756
Can someone post the timestamp for when Harland said this I can't find it

>mention gorillas
>sam goes bananas
total harland victory

>>212859869 (OP)
Sam is like one of those old Punk Rockers that would troll and bully their interviewers they showed up for, but with none of the talent or dedication to their craft.

>>212866401
@7:31
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?&t=448