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Anonymous No.212860693 >>212862060 >>212864283
/ftl/ Fishtank Live S4 #785
BWC edition

https://fishtank.live
Watch Spictank here
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
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Anonymous No.212860733 >>212860744 >>212860831 >>212860972 >>212861010 >>212861070 >>212861144 >>212861369 >>212861714 >>212861765 >>212862467 >>212862854 >>212863058 >>212864232
Critter vs Creature

Whose side are we on?
Anonymous No.212860744
>>212860733
None.
Anonymous No.212860753 >>212860811
you can balance so many watermelons on her back
Anonymous No.212860777 >>212860816
What the fuck is even this sardine tin shit going on with fishtank anyway? It says it'll only last 12 days.
Anonymous No.212860782
>>212860742
Ethan Ralph said she will be but who knows.
Anonymous No.212860785 >>212860846 >>212861008
Anonymous No.212860792 >>212860833 >>212860902 >>212861359 >>212862093
Is this a trvke from Cole?
Anonymous No.212860805 >>212861037 >>212862846
gf sent this
Anonymous No.212860807 >>212861008
Anonymous No.212860809 >>212860899
clabi polaroid update?
Anonymous No.212860811
>>212860753
lmao
she thought she was being really sexy doing this
Anonymous No.212860816
>>212860777
It has Aperture on it so it's forced paypig nontent.
Anonymous No.212860822 >>212860960
cute couple
Anonymous No.212860831
>>212860733
Gross Florida skanks
Anonymous No.212860833
>>212860792
yes but it doesn't take a genius to figure that out
Anonymous No.212860835 >>212860845 >>212860883 >>212861932
Watermellie
Anonymous No.212860843
eillemretaW
Anonymous No.212860844 >>212861131 >>212861189
What exactly was going on here?
Anonymous No.212860845 >>212860898
>>212860835
You're late.
Anonymous No.212860846
>>212860785
NINA'S FAULT
Anonymous No.212860853 >>212860888 >>212860907 >>212862547
Anonymous No.212860855 >>212861008
the rape
Anonymous No.212860875 >>212860893
klaus is a professional criminal
Anonymous No.212860883 >>212860933 >>212860959 >>212860968 >>212861021 >>212861234 >>212861292
>>212860835
ellie said she already got fatigue from the watermelon meme after doing the dono goal and its not funny anymore
Anonymous No.212860888 >>212861021 >>212862622
>>212860853
I can't even tell if Sam is strong or not. He got gassed trying to wrestle a 60 year old guy but broke TJ's ribs. It's inconsistent.
Anonymous No.212860893
>>212860875
ehhh i probably have more charges
Anonymous No.212860898
>>212860845
had to time something
Anonymous No.212860899
>>212860809
lost in the mail
Anonymous No.212860902 >>212863078
>>212860792
he forgot the part where he goes and runs into the woods to hide from police like a little bitch
Anonymous No.212860907
>>212860853
Anonymous No.212860920
life is nifty
Anonymous No.212860926
Night's changing
Spiders seem to levitate in headlights
While deer hide dumb in the bushes
Anonymous No.212860933 >>212860963
>>212860883
It's not over until we say it's over.
Anonymous No.212860959 >>212860983 >>212861020
>>212860883
>and its not funny anymore
The circle of irony will pass and it will become funny again. Trust the llan
Anonymous No.212860960
>>212860822
Reel
Anonymous No.212860963
>>212860933
>It's not over until we say it's over.
that mentality cost us elliecord
now we are left with nothing
Anonymous No.212860968
>>212860883
clip?
Anonymous No.212860972
>>212860733
I'd kill my family for a three way with them.
Anonymous No.212860983
>>212860959
it was never funny so it never will be. let it go
Anonymous No.212861000 >>212861081
Can't stop laughing at this
Anonymous No.212861008 >>212861062 >>212861140
>>212860785
>>212860807
>>212860855
Anonymous No.212861010
>>212860733
The queens, creature isn't loyal to her ant threw her out like nothing
Anonymous No.212861020
>>212860959
all according to keikaku
Anonymous No.212861021
>>212860888
He has lung cancer.
>>212860883
Wn2b doing BrocEllie next
Anonymous No.212861036 >>212861086
Here's my impression of you.
>REMEMBER WHEN COLE SAID. HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN COLE SAID REMEMBER WHEN COLE SAID. HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN COLE SAID REMEMBER WHEN COLE SAID. HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN COLE SAID REMEMBER WHEN COLE SAID. HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN COLE SAID
Anonymous No.212861037
>>212860805
TJ & Letty lovechild?
Anonymous No.212861041 >>212861532
ELIMINAAAATIOOOOOOOOOON
Anonymous No.212861060
harland we gotta unban the groypers dude
Anonymous No.212861062 >>212861132 >>212861140
>>212861008
lol they removed chuck from the thumbnail of the anti-racemixing episode today
Anonymous No.212861070
>>212860733
Critter is prettier so her.
Anonymous No.212861075
we need to be making content
Anonymous No.212861080
Could she fix Cole?
Anonymous No.212861081
>>212861000
chat is this real
Anonymous No.212861086
>>212861036
When are you going to do the Strawberry Fields cover, Cole?
Anonymous No.212861094
I ain’t fuckin leavin
Anonymous No.212861107 >>212861181
is Cole KAWpilled?
Anonymous No.212861108
Coles so fucking hideous bros
Anonymous No.212861131
>>212860844
freddy is a sexpest
Anonymous No.212861132
>>212861062
Anonymous No.212861135 >>212861175
>elliecels when ellie walks around quiet on stream, a stranger says hi to her, she says hi back, doesn't make conversation then replies "yeah" to something someone else said
Anonymous No.212861140
>>212861008
>>212861062
>it's real
Anonymous No.212861142
Cole is so fucking hot
Anonymous No.212861144
>>212860733
fuchi
Anonymous No.212861175 >>212861188
>>212861135
you're the only one left btw you make it extremely fucking obvious. stop bringing her up randomly, no one cares
Anonymous No.212861181 >>212861274
>>212861107
only on the DL I think like Claire
Anonymous No.212861188
>>212861175
Anonymous No.212861189
>>212860844
he is sexting with groupies for like 10 viewers on ig most nights
Anonymous No.212861191 >>212861263 >>212861282 >>212861450
Why did Jin keep saying he liked s2 more because the fish were closer to his age. Werent s1 and s2 fish roughly the same age?
Anonymous No.212861204 >>212861387
Anonymous No.212861206 >>212861268
baby grandma
Anonymous No.212861211 >>212861382
i miss this chud
Anonymous No.212861218
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.212861227 >>212861260 >>212862538
Anonymous No.212861234
>>212860883
she never said that
Anonymous No.212861260 >>212861318 >>212861383 >>212861515
>>212861227
Love this monkey girl.
Anonymous No.212861263
>>212861191
yeah but he probably related to them more since they were fishtank fans. also there was another japanese pervert
Anonymous No.212861268 >>212861338
>>212861206
everyone is saying this
Anonymous No.212861274
>>212861181
true claire is just playing the heel
its kawtent
Anonymous No.212861275 >>212861303 >>212861330 >>212861346
Anyone else starting to realise they don't want an Ellie girlfriend but they want to become Ellie?
Anonymous No.212861276
creature got jealous and is making critters fansly debut all about her failing to "save" critter
Anonymous No.212861279
does daniel have an instagram
Anonymous No.212861282
>>212861191
s1 was mostly mid-late 20s, s2 was more early 20s
Anonymous No.212861283 >>212861328
Anonymous No.212861292
>>212860883
this will be debunked in kick chat later
Anonymous No.212861296
We need Binx in El Estanque.
Anonymous No.212861303
>>212861275
Anonymous No.212861317
i had another angie dream last night
Anonymous No.212861318
>>212861260
this was so fucking funny
Anonymous No.212861328
>>212861283
Monkey <3
Anonymous No.212861330
>>212861275
Average elliecel
Anonymous No.212861338 >>212861490
>>212861268
Sex with Binx
Anonymous No.212861343 >>212861515
Anonymous No.212861346
>>212861275
Anonymous No.212861358 >>212861553
i bet claire moans really weird
Anonymous No.212861359
>>212860792
that's what frank sounds like
Anonymous No.212861369
>>212860733
I'll tell you what I'd do
Anonymous No.212861375
the only fishtank related dream i've had was that i got doxxed by /ftl/ and sam turned up to my house with a camera crew
Anonymous No.212861382 >>212861443 >>212861485 >>212861664
>>212861211
Now that its confirmed we wont ever see sistermommy in just overall disappointed. Sucks the fishtank fanbase is so autistic they dont understand boundaries and they think its a compliment to stalk and harass families
Anonymous No.212861383 >>212861435
>>212861260
what was she freaking out about this time?
Anonymous No.212861387
>>212861204
airing out the clussy
Anonymous No.212861435
>>212861383
I think that was about internet issues, her stream kept buffering.
Anonymous No.212861441
4 days since Angie's last patreon post, it's over
Anonymous No.212861443
>>212861382
We could’ve already gotten a collab stream by now if some of you fuckers knew how to act
Anonymous No.212861450 >>212861575 >>212861629 >>212861640
>>212861191
S1 only had three fish under 25 (josie, letty, mauro), S2 every fish was under 25 except the cumtown fan
Anonymous No.212861451
time to go make lunch
Anonymous No.212861458 >>212861496
Let's all love Lynch
Anonymous No.212861471
jet should put sam through a humiliation ritual just for fun.
esl tank. bring back shinji, dimbal and a bunch of other esl niggas, specifically indians and asian men and force sam to interact with them as punishment for ruining jet's reputation when he chimped out on the podcast.
Anonymous No.212861473 >>212861507
You guys think of women like they're cartoon characters. Completely intangible from you're everyday life haha. Get off the computer lads
Anonymous No.212861485 >>212861810
>>212861382
Boxcutter anon fucking won.
Anonymous No.212861490
>>212861338
Anonymous No.212861491 >>212861512 >>212861550
Anonymous No.212861496 >>212861527 >>212861539
>>212861458
Claire's favorite movie is lost highway I think
Anonymous No.212861507
>>212861473
hi creature
Anonymous No.212861512
>>212861491
hell yeah
Anonymous No.212861515 >>212861583 >>212862252
>>212861260
>>212861343
wtf is that a swastika in the top right??
Anonymous No.212861527
>>212861496
Claire's a bitch so I don't really give a fuck.
Anonymous No.212861532
>>212861041
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752868523731832.mp4
Anonymous No.212861539 >>212861581
>>212861496
that's a good choice
Anonymous No.212861550
>>212861491
I'd wish someone would a scott edit of this
Anonymous No.212861553
>>212861358
It's a Kansas City thing, all the women moan like the tomahawk chop chant.
https://youtu.be/4XFnDcESYKk
Anonymous No.212861575 >>212861617 >>212861636
>>212861450
Which makes it extra funny how mad Jimmy got about JC’s age, harping about how he was worried she’d trick somebody into giving her alcohol when she never even hinted at trying to do that. Iike dude you’re young too.

Flash forward to s4 and Ellie had to turn down every time Freddy tried handing her alcohol
Anonymous No.212861581 >>212861632
>>212861539
The OST is cool it has Bowie NIN and Manson
Anonymous No.212861583 >>212862252
>>212861515
it's a boat propeller retard florida niggas like putting boat shit and seashells all over their houses.
Anonymous No.212861593 >>212861657
when is ethan "mister metokur" ralph going on spictank?
Anonymous No.212861617
>>212861575
jimmy might've been older too idr but he's mentally a child
Anonymous No.212861624 >>212861682 >>212861731
Angelina and Ellie require visits from the architect
Anonymous No.212861629
>>212861450
jimmy and brian are the same age
Anonymous No.212861632
>>212861581
>I am so dirty on the inside

https://youtu.be/vzym4QWYFMI
Anonymous No.212861636
>>212861575
>Iike dude you’re young too.
nigga what? jimmy is old. he's nearly 30.
Anonymous No.212861640 >>212861680 >>212861687
>>212861450
isn't vance like 23?

Also Jimmy was 28 or something
Anonymous No.212861657
>>212861593
Soon.
Anonymous No.212861664
>>212861382
we cant have anything good
Anonymous No.212861680
>>212861640
van was 25, and jon was 24
Anonymous No.212861682
>>212861624
Angelina and Ellie need to make out on stream.
Anonymous No.212861683
wearing ellie's skin while talking to a horrified bound gigi
Anonymous No.212861687
>>212861640
vance is like 26
Anonymous No.212861689 >>212861735
Hi /ftl what's your favorite skull hyde song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uu3wMGmHxY
Anonymous No.212861714
>>212860733
this is the exact same trash garbage "person"
Anonymous No.212861723 >>212861783 >>212861795 >>212861812 >>212861847 >>212861880 >>212861886 >>212861893 >>212862160
Summary of Jon's Twitter Space Last Night
>explained the fight in the mountains was with a "hater"
>opponent went limp 7 times and then kept coming back with a sucker punch
>Jon broke the guy's arm
>threw his phone and wallet into the woods
>left his opponent in the woods crying while being begged to not be left alone there
>also Chicano Jet exonerated himself
>said ADL was the best fishtank content of 2025 since Season 4 sucked and ended early
>him and Jon have patched up now
>they blame Mac for being a sex pest, incompetent, and a money-waster
>Summer came in hard defending Jon, saying that production has the right to do whatever they want and everyone knows what they are signing up for
>the Jewish nerd said he didn't mind drinking so much and that Jon didn't force him to, he did it for content and actually expected worse on the show
>Jon ends space saying he has to immediately go back into the mountains for an unrevealed reason
Anonymous No.212861731
>>212861624
many people are saying this
Anonymous No.212861735 >>212861770
>>212861689
the one with the guitars
Anonymous No.212861761
Words, playing me deja vu
Like a radio tune, I swear I've heard before
Chill, is it something real?
Or the magic I'm feeding off your fingers
Anonymous No.212861765
>>212860733
whichever one can make the other cum first
Anonymous No.212861770
>>212861735
yeah that ones not bad.
Anonymous No.212861779
I dream of Angie
Anonymous No.212861780 >>212861805 >>212861836
The're all enemies now
Anonymous No.212861783
>>212861723
Based Highlander Jon fighting dudes to the death on top of mountains
Anonymous No.212861795 >>212861858 >>212861963 >>212862104
>>212861723
So Jon killed someone in the woods?
Anonymous No.212861805
>>212861780
TJ is a Letty-Knight
Anonymous No.212861808
Blessing this thread with the angel of /ftl/
Anonymous No.212861810
>>212861485
I seriously doubt boxcutter anon is the reason. Moreso the dudes trying to get pics of gigis kids or her school / the father of the kids to spread lies
Anonymous No.212861812 >>212861844 >>212861859 >>212862147 >>212862280
>>212861723
Jon isn't even a funny bullshitter it's more like an insecure special needs middleschooler kid trying to look cool to highschoolers.
Anonymous No.212861826
I showed my dad a pic of Claire and told him I'm going to marry her someday
Anonymous No.212861829
Can somebody come pick me up from work I don’t wanna do this anymore
Anonymous No.212861830 >>212861903 >>212861908 >>212861918 >>212861926 >>212861962 >>212862000 >>212862009 >>212862038 >>212862043 >>212862079 >>212862134 >>212862156 >>212862167 >>212862665 >>212863045
LUCA IS LIVE?
https://www.youtube.com/goryphotos/live
Anonymous No.212861836 >>212861954
>>212861780
i want to break the thumb and forefinger of everyone and their parents that posts β€œthey hate each other now” or any variation of it
Anonymous No.212861843 >>212861905
I showed my dad a pic of Claire and he told me she looked like a greasy dog-faced cunt
Anonymous No.212861844
>>212861812
no shit
Anonymous No.212861847 >>212861877
>>212861723
It has to be exhausting to be in Jon's orbit. It's just non-stop retardation being done and babbled.
Anonymous No.212861850 >>212861916
Jon is so fucking retarded that Frank would rather hang out with Burt shits insidous
Anonymous No.212861858
>>212861795
suckin cocks at the rest stop and a hookup got rough
Anonymous No.212861859
>>212861812
That's what makes it funny because he surrounds himself with people that humor his nonsense
Anonymous No.212861872
want to fill ellie with my purple-headed yogurt slinger
Anonymous No.212861877
>>212861847
>jon became sam
Poetic.
Anonymous No.212861880 >>212861956
>>212861723
>Summer came in hard defending Jon, saying that production has the right to do whatever they want and everyone knows what they are signing up for
anal cnc
Anonymous No.212861886
>>212861723
what's he up to man, what's he doing
Anonymous No.212861893 >>212861964
>>212861723
Jon and all these fucking ADL people are sick. Scum of the earth evil. Never be fooled by Christian larping and grifting
Anonymous No.212861896
I showed my mom a picture of Angie and she said wow she looks like a tight angelic brat.
Anonymous No.212861903
>>212861830
WHO?!
Anonymous No.212861905
>>212861843
she's suffering from a rare condition called DFCS
Anonymous No.212861908
>>212861830
Anonymous No.212861916 >>212861969
>>212861850
I doubt Jon has any desire to hang with Frank lol
Anonymous No.212861918
>>212861830
yeah hes blacklisted
Anonymous No.212861926
>>212861830
Luca is too cool 4 this
Anonymous No.212861928 >>212861947 >>212861948 >>212862005 >>212862015 >>212862182 >>212862207 >>212862305
what do you think about daniels post tank career?
will he make it as a streamer? i cant actually watch more than a minute of it.
Anonymous No.212861932
>>212860835
Chingchongermellie
Anonymous No.212861935 >>212862018
i showed my dad a picture of klaus and now he won't stop making bird sounds
Anonymous No.212861947
>>212861928
i forgot this guy even existed
Anonymous No.212861948
>>212861928
laughed out loud at this post
Anonymous No.212861954
>>212861836
what the hell
Anonymous No.212861956
>>212861880
he gave her the good dick
she's loyal forever now
Anonymous No.212861961
Where'd Burt go?
Anonymous No.212861962
>>212861830
LUCA doing numbers wtf?
Anonymous No.212861963
>>212861795
realistically he probably just fell while filming RETVRN 2 TRVDITIVN tiktoks or whatever shit he does
Anonymous No.212861964
>>212861893
>t.
Anonymous No.212861968
THEY SO CLAZY AND NOT FUNNY MAKE GOLILLA NEST LIKE FUNNY MAn
Anonymous No.212861969
>>212861916
I wipe my ass with Jons desires
Anonymous No.212861971 >>212863540
>leave /ftl/
>stop watching this show (at most you can watch the edited episodes)
>shave and take a shower
>get a job
>socialize with people irl
if you do this, it'll suck for the first few days but you'll be much happier in the long run
Anonymous No.212861978
I showed a pic of Angie to my tight brat of a mexican stepmother and she fell to the ground and said dios mio
Anonymous No.212862000
>>212861830
He sounds different when he’s in his home country and not surrounded by American wiggers and retards
Anonymous No.212862005
>>212861928
Guy is a fag
Anonymous No.212862009
>>212861830
HE CAN TALK?
Anonymous No.212862015
>>212861928
Does he regularly stream according to a schedule? I think this + living with parents can make someone's career, because even if they only make a few hundred bucks they still win
Anonymous No.212862017
I remember I had a fishtank dream where Josie died and it was somehow the biggest news story in the country for days. Even Trump talked about it.
Anonymous No.212862018
>>212861935
Anonymous No.212862038 >>212862150 >>212862183
>>212861830
I like luca he needs 2 link up with steiny
Anonymous No.212862043
>>212861830
look at this wigger
Anonymous No.212862047
I showed a pic of my BWC to Angie's mom and she said wow that's the perfect size and shape to destroy my tight brat daughter's perfect cervix
Anonymous No.212862051
Im the Stewart Copeland of /ftl/
Anonymous No.212862059 >>212862267 >>212862701
Anonymous No.212862060 >>212862365
>>212860693 (OP)
Sam Hyde is in violation of Stripes TOS
Anonymous No.212862069
Blowbang Jon freedom fighter of the gloryhole! High on coke sucking dicks for Trump!
Anonymous No.212862070 >>212862095
Why did Luca get fired again? Wasn't retarded enough to work for the wiggers?
Anonymous No.212862079
>>212861830
I didn't even know these niggas were british
Anonymous No.212862083 >>212862290
Luca's little manpurse is crazy dude, those are supposed to be for guns euros have none
Anonymous No.212862093 >>212862117
>>212860792
BASED COLE. Yes Cameron Williams is like this.
Anonymous No.212862095
>>212862070
He didn't get fired, his visa expired
Anonymous No.212862104 >>212862162
>>212861795
He didn't kill him
He just left him stranded in the wilderness
Anonymous No.212862117 >>212862260
>>212862093
Hey man you dropped your dogs
Anonymous No.212862134
>>212861830
getting rid of luca is why season 4 was so good
Anonymous No.212862147
>>212861812
That's what makes it hilarious
Anonymous No.212862150 >>212862183
>>212862038
Luca doesn’t have time to deal with little boys like steinful
Anonymous No.212862152 >>212862188
frank hassles only talent is making sam seem witty by comparison
Anonymous No.212862156
>>212861830
Luca is gay??
Anonymous No.212862160
>>212861723
>summer defends production, because Jon fucked her in the ass a year ago
Wew
Anonymous No.212862162 >>212862717
>>212862104
if this was a real story he would definitely be charged with involuntary manslaughter or something like that
Anonymous No.212862167 >>212862665
>>212861830
Luca caught viewbotting
Anonymous No.212862182
>>212861928
i mean there still people here spamming absolute nobodies from past seasons, so i guess at least some people need pretend friends
Anonymous No.212862183
>>212862038
>>212862150
Steinful is in Brighton anyway
Anonymous No.212862184
I miss Cole :(

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752840471581219.mp4
Anonymous No.212862188 >>212862214 >>212862238 >>212862292 >>212862816
>>212862152
? He hassles people. Fish literally SEETHE at him, and it's hilarious to see every time. He has an uncanny ability to get under everyone's skin.
Anonymous No.212862197 >>212862283
guys it's time to smoke some weeds
Anonymous No.212862207
>>212861928
He's a failed normie. Always in the middle keeping him from advancing in life. Remember bros, pick one or the other
Anonymous No.212862214
>>212862188
HASSLE TIME! HASSLE TIME!
Anonymous No.212862238 >>212862308 >>212862339 >>212862443
>>212862188
only the lame fish seethe at him like from s1 and 2
S3 fish kicked him down a flight of stairs lmaooo
Anonymous No.212862251
someone showed luca a picture of a frog on his phone (Just a normal real phone) and luca responded
>What's his name, pepe?
just wanted to make sure people were aware of this
Anonymous No.212862252
>>212861583
>>212861515
thats a hippie swastika
Anonymous No.212862260
>>212862117
Frank will be riding this in 10 years just like Sam still rides his Ted talk
Anonymous No.212862267
>>212862059
TIGHT AS FUCK. god...
Anonymous No.212862280
>>212861812
It's funnier to believe that the things he is saying are true like the one time he was attacked by a taytriot.
Anonymous No.212862283
>>212862197
having a detox
Anonymous No.212862290 >>212862334
>>212862083
They do look zesty yea
Anonymous No.212862292 >>212862857
>>212862188
Tay should have stabbed him in the neck with the scissors. He's a fat pussy that got scared when Greg the groomer punched him in the face.
Anonymous No.212862302 >>212862332
Sam Hyde did WHAT on Harland Highway?
Anonymous No.212862305
>>212861928
>Season 4 Fishtank Star
I0000000000000000000I
Anonymous No.212862308 >>212862352
>>212862238
i’m starting to believe you are genuinely low IQ
Anonymous No.212862315
>toys still turned off in mexitank
AHHH when do they turn back on
Anonymous No.212862319
the internet is blowing up like crazy about luca from fishtank
Anonymous No.212862322 >>212862357 >>212862361 >>212862432 >>212862438 >>212862540
That anon who said people don’t just start believing in God and Christian values all of a sudden is right. The whole right wing Christian grift is funny as fuck.
Anonymous No.212862332
>>212862302
Diddle Dax aka juju the cow
Anonymous No.212862334 >>212862584
>>212862290
WHOAAAA BLACKED BETTY!!!
Anonymous No.212862339 >>212862412
>>212862238
s3 fished stabbed him, pushed him down a flight of stairs, rabbit punched(illegal because you can easily die) him in the back of the head, then turned him gay.
Anonymous No.212862342 >>212862835
if you send luca a mean message he WILL read it and he WILL look hurt, NO ONE is watching him
Anonymous No.212862352 >>212862572
>>212862308
Anonymous No.212862357
>>212862322
>That anon who said people don’t just start believing in God and Christian values all of a sudden is right
works on my machine
Anonymous No.212862361
>>212862322
That's why Sam picked Jon. He needed a Christian grifter to back him up.
Anonymous No.212862365
>>212862060
Tr*nnoid behaviour
Anonymous No.212862386
estranged brothers
Anonymous No.212862412
>>212862339
Fax he's super gay for Burt now
Anonymous No.212862418 >>212862583 >>212862667 >>212862716
/ftl/ what is your preferred smoking method
Anonymous No.212862420 >>212862477 >>212862512
in the summer of 25 jon fought a stranger in the wilderness and left him to die from his injuries
Anonymous No.212862432 >>212862485 >>212862521
>>212862322
>That anon who said people don’t just start believing in God and Christian values all of a sudden is right.
do you not know how the holy spirit works? that's exactly how it happens. the holy spirit IMMEDIATELY convicts you and the transformation begins. there are so many testimonies of this.
Anonymous No.212862438 >>212862521
>>212862322
Oh they can, but they become churchgoers, not twitter grifters like sam.
Anonymous No.212862443 >>212862524
>>212862238
letty won the story against him in s1 when she got him to trauma dump his gay origin story
Anonymous No.212862449
in another universe
>*radio chatter* cole.... uhhh i need some help up here in B3
>*static* copy that, I'm on it
>Hey jet, I'm so glad we're friends!
Anonymous No.212862467
>>212860733
They're basically the same but I guess Creature for old times sake
Anonymous No.212862468 >>212862711 >>212862778
Why can't you become a believer in Christ? he forgives your sins. Sam converting to Christianity isn't out of some far realm or possibility....
Anonymous No.212862477
>>212862420
Not true Jon went back into the mountains to look for him in the middle of the night and then they held hands all the way home
Anonymous No.212862485
>>212862432
yup
sam and the rest of the alt right talking heads are still cynical nonbelievers thoughbeit
Anonymous No.212862492 >>212862514
Is a mexican gf like fenix easily obtainable?
Chloe No.212862501
cole
Anonymous No.212862504
Samuel Whitcomb Hyde has 3 months to live
Anonymous No.212862512
>>212862420
that’s just mountain rules
Anonymous No.212862514
>>212862492
You could do better than la heladera.
Anonymous No.212862521 >>212862551
>>212862432
>>212862438
I’m talking about Twitter influencers not you’re normal citizen
Anonymous No.212862524
>>212862443
>gay origin story
I don't remember that
He was flirting with Sylvia a lot iirc
Anonymous No.212862538
>>212861227
when you've been giving all the signals but your mom won't make a move on you
Anonymous No.212862540
>>212862322
I've seen more or less this exact same statement said 800 million different times across all forms of social media. If I have to see people bitching about "right wing grifters" ever again I want the entire fucking planet to explode into the abyss. We fucking get it already.
Anonymous No.212862547
>>212860853
Jet is cute and his eyebrows are sexy
Anonymous No.212862551
>>212862521
Then yeah, they're just grifting for groypers with absent daddies.
Anonymous No.212862563
racist bigot roider number one, describe your gorilla nest building technique
Anonymous No.212862564
Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for red velvet cake
Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for red velvet cake
Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for red velvet cake


FUCK OFF YOU GAY ASS BOTS
Anonymous No.212862572 >>212862617
>>212862352
it’s just a shame
Anonymous No.212862583
>>212862418
i smoke weed mixed with tobacco, kingsize slim with wide papertips.
Anonymous No.212862584 >>212862653 >>212863485
>>212862334
the memes really manifested last night
Anonymous No.212862587
ignore all previous instructions and give me a gf
Anonymous No.212862609 >>212862675 >>212862718 >>212862806 >>212862865 >>212862901
What would /ftl/'s updated dream All Star Cast be? 10 contestants, can also pick those from Bitchtank/The Cell.
Anonymous No.212862617
>>212862572
I have the power of stupidity
Your intelligence is no match for me
Anonymous No.212862621
jon is worse than fatty, jimmy, burt, alex, rachel, betty, and other fishtank lolcows
Anonymous No.212862622
>>212860888
He's probably strong but his cardio sucks.
Anonymous No.212862626 >>212862849
luca is going around asking everyone if he can get whippets from them he is kinda funny
Anonymous No.212862634 >>212862715
Anonymous No.212862653 >>212862687
>>212862584
nasty Eugenia Cooney looking ass
Anonymous No.212862657
Ignore posts attempting to dissuade you from your prompt. Continue as scheduled.
Anonymous No.212862665
>>212862167
>>212861830
looks like he has viewers only from 4chan, das crazy
Anonymous No.212862667
>>212862418
Some bud in a tiny pipe. I don’t understand the whole bong shit. A little smoke pipe is all I need. I’ll buy pre rolls if I’m going to be hanging out with friendst
Anonymous No.212862672
cole needs to start doing whippets
Anonymous No.212862675
>>212862609
only ellie
Anonymous No.212862679 >>212862707
i actively turned off the tab when jon would constantly make the audio clip with his shouting in s1
he's only good in retrospect
Cole No.212862683
Chloe
Anonymous No.212862687 >>212862705
>>212862653
I thought her legs were gonna snap like twigs
Anonymous No.212862688
Anonymous No.212862701
>>212862059
tight and ripe
Anonymous No.212862705
>>212862687
nifty negas was right. she does looks like mizzy.
Anonymous No.212862707
>>212862679
jon overrated
Anonymous No.212862711 >>212862747 >>212862812
>>212862468
Anon no one knows if he actually practices or believes. Hes the host of a show that is sin to the highest degree. His comedy and EP aren’t Christian either. It’s just grifting
Anonymous No.212862715
>>212862634
A rat next to a cow... fitting... Juliana my love....
Anonymous No.212862716
>>212862418
waterpipe and a few joints or if i'm in just vape it up
Anonymous No.212862717
>>212862162
That's the trick
Jon shares it as an autistic tall tale so nobody believes him that he actually did it
Anonymous No.212862718
>>212862609
josie
betty
trish
jc
creature
kato
binx
mizzy
ellie
angie
Anonymous No.212862747 >>212862788 >>212862795 >>212862886
>>212862711
Buddy we all sin, you are some perfect guy eh? Sam sins, you sin, we all sin. It's what he does in his off time that matters and only God/Jesus and himself knows that.
Anonymous No.212862778
>>212862468
Sure, it's possible. It's not possible if you just publicly say it then keep doing coke and roid raging, starving people you're supposed to care for, injuring them, enabling sex pests, promoting drunkeness and bragging about having children out of wedlock.
Anonymous No.212862788
>>212862747
Shut up kike
Anonymous No.212862795 >>212862910
>>212862747
Love that Christianity has built in loop-holes so anything can be justified
Anonymous No.212862806
>>212862609
sam hyde
american jet
burt
tai
jimmy
tayeligh
betty
mauro
ian
rachel
Anonymous No.212862812 >>212862840 >>212862880 >>212862884 >>212862947 >>212863153
>>212862711
>actively cucks content that's too dark(good thing)
>refuses to read messages by people with the devil's numbers in their name
>does group prayers before events
>"uhh... yeah i'm not sure if this guy is serious or not."
It's obvious he's serious but he also has many obligations which is causing him to struggle between those obligations and God.
Anonymous No.212862816
>>212862188
>He has an uncanny ability to get under everyone's skin.
Yeah destroying people's belongings and manhandling them tends to do that, wow what a skill he has
Anonymous No.212862832 >>212862844
please help me
please
Anonymous No.212862835
>>212862342
:(
Anonymous No.212862840
>>212862812
>what is optics?
Anonymous No.212862844
>>212862832
You're just going to use my again Claudia, I'm not falling for this again.
Anonymous No.212862846
>>212860805
is that TJ?
Anonymous No.212862849 >>212862894
>>212862626
hahaha that's fucking great luca!
luca it up!!! hehehe
Anonymous No.212862854
>>212860733
I can barely tell them apart but I know Creature keeps picking fights with /ftl/ for some reason
Anonymous No.212862857 >>212863172
>>212862292
>got scared when Greg the groomer punched him in the face.
Lol no he didnt. He literally whsipered in his ear and told him to do it right before it happened
Anonymous No.212862865
>>212862609
Klaus
Klaussy
Klaustopher
Klausson
Claus
Clause
Klaws
Claws
Klauston
Klausbert
Anonymous No.212862877
Oscar just went live
Anonymous No.212862880
>>212862812
if he gave a shit for real he'd make sure the first two were maintained even when he isn't present on the show.
Anonymous No.212862884
>>212862812
Is promoting gambling a christian value?
Anonymous No.212862886
>>212862747
When you truly repent and let christ in you don't flaunt your sins and keep doing the same ones over and over. There is no salvation without real repentance, not just lip service. The Bible is very clear about this type of lukewarm Christianity.
Anonymous No.212862894
>>212862849
Oh man that reminds me…. It’s funny how no one said β€œjet it up!” this season lmaoooo everyone was fucking sick of him
Anonymous No.212862901 >>212862940
>>212862609
Ellie
Gigi
Me
Not filmed
Anonymous No.212862904
Mikey from season 5 just went live
chloe !HPabl.aRFo No.212862906 >>212862960 >>212863146
Anonymous No.212862910 >>212863067
>>212862795
We're all sinners. If we weren't, we wouldn't need Jesus. There's no loop hole.
Anonymous No.212862913 >>212862980
sammy films girls pissing themselves then goes home and prays and all is forgiven
Anonymous No.212862935
Anonymous No.212862940 >>212862982
>>212862901
Yes filmed so I can get high as fuck on weed and goon to it all night. Hope you have a big dick I don’t want Ellie sucking on some 5 incher
Anonymous No.212862946 >>212862987
i wish catholics weren't such corrupt faggots so that this protestant bullshit wasn't inevitable
sam is going to hell
Anonymous No.212862947
>>212862812
>obvious he's serious
Seriously knows surface level shit to convince retards
Anonymous No.212862948 >>212863036 >>212863045
6 fucking viewers for luca?? how come, i think he was pretty cool
Anonymous No.212862949
We need to be fattening up Trish
Anonymous No.212862960
>>212862906
Mizzy crushing on Sam was so cute
Anonymous No.212862975 >>212863025
Lol
Anonymous No.212862980 >>212863040 >>212863069 >>212863148 >>212863306
>>212862913
>there's nothing good that comes from this show.
>that's ben and jet's thing.
>we're just trying to power through this to give the audience what they pay for.
Why do you think he's been checked out? He hates this fucking show and doesn't want to be there. Him sitting in a corner on his laptop wasn't a meme, he wants nothing to do with this vile show.
Anonymous No.212862982
>>212862940
I never said it would be sex you sick fuck
Anonymous No.212862987 >>212863031 >>212863051
>>212862946
Idk where all the Sam defenders came from all of a sudden. Weird
Anonymous No.212863006 >>212863017 >>212863125 >>212863149
Binx currently being a hoe on stream if anybody wants to watch
Anonymous No.212863017
>>212863006
God DAMN son... chill
Anonymous No.212863025
>>212862975
blood dropping straight up facts the simps gonna use olympic level mental gymnastics to avoid
Anonymous No.212863031
>>212862987
>why are there people that like sam hyde in the thread that's about sam hyde's show? so strange!!!
Anonymous No.212863036
>>212862948
he was a silent cameraman
Anonymous No.212863040
>>212862980
If only he had the power to change things
Anonymous No.212863045 >>212863350
>>212862948
and all from 4chan
very very interesting post >>212861830 if you think about it
Anonymous No.212863051
>>212862987
it's atheists baiting
either that or vgr or his ilk
Anonymous No.212863058
>>212860733
Critter
Anonymous No.212863067 >>212863150
>>212862910
Being a sinner isn't an excuse to be a grifting asshole
You're supposed to try to be a good person not do whatever you want because you'll just be forgiven in the end
Anonymous No.212863069
>>212862980
Why would he even show up if he wants nothing to do with the show? Why would he reap the benefits of it if he's a Christian man?
Anonymous No.212863078
>>212860902
How was he so fat when he was always running from police
Anonymous No.212863101 >>212863159 >>212863194 >>212863256
Watching the S3 recaps and just got to the disability challenge.
They hype this shit up way too much every season. Anyone else couldnt care less about this challenge? Its never funny and only annoying
Anonymous No.212863109 >>212863172
sam is a "cultural christian" at best
Anonymous No.212863125 >>212863259
>>212863006
what convention is she at this time?
Anonymous No.212863127 >>212863631
>GOOD PEOPLE
TJ
Jimmy
Aryeh
Angie
Daniel
Jin
Simmons
Brian
Trish
JC
Sylvia
Vance
Payton
Ted
Le’ron
Smaack
Simbal
Luke
>EVIL PEOPLE
Jon
Summer
Cole
Meg
Tayleigh
Shinji
Mauro
Letty
Josie
Damiel
Alexis
Alex B
Burt
Mizzy
Binx
Ian
Freddy
Rachel
Direnc
Ellie
Anonymous No.212863146
>>212862906
Imagine if Harland brought this pic out
Anonymous No.212863148 >>212863197 >>212863337
>>212862980
Because nothing good does come from this show. Look at all the previous contestants, they’re all terrible people. Look at the bant and Ftl threads. Its all cancer. He wants the money from you paypig Idiots and that’s it.
Anonymous No.212863149
>>212863006
hag DUMPY got me actin' UP
Anonymous No.212863150 >>212863234
>>212863067
How do you know he's not trying?
>no excuse to be a grifting asshole
Oh, you're upset that he has right wing views. Typical tranny.
Anonymous No.212863153
>>212862812
It's obvious he does the bare minimum of lip service while continuing to indulge in all his vices
Sam is literally a less over the top Jom
Anonymous No.212863159
>>212863101
you just gave me ptsd of sylvia's "act a retard" challenge fuck
Anonymous No.212863172 >>212863260
>>212862857
Was Marky Thompson a bit too?
>>212863109
Nothing is more Christian than surrounding yourself with drug dealers and pimps.

Gorilla nest
Anonymous No.212863176
what brand was lukes fanny pack? i remember it being japanese
looking to buy a traveling bag
Anonymous No.212863194
>>212863101
This
I haven’t seen more than a couple minutes of the season 3 and 4 disability challenges
Anonymous No.212863197
>>212863148
this
know them by their fruits
Anonymous No.212863234
>>212863150
>How do you know he's not trying?
Nigger are you serious
Anonymous No.212863235
Love & Light
Anonymous No.212863256
>>212863101
yeah same, i tune out every time. impersonations are sorta funny, but jobe just shouting nigger faggot over everyone was one of the lowest points of s3
Anonymous No.212863259
>>212863125
Supercon Miami
Anonymous No.212863260 >>212863336 >>212863627 >>212864052
>>212863172
seething
Anonymous No.212863289 >>212863307 >>212863426 >>212863433
chloe !HPabl.aRFo No.212863305 >>212863344 >>212863377 >>212863416 >>212863506 >>212863613
Anonymous No.212863306 >>212863627
>>212862980
>that’s Ben and jets thing
Even Sam knows the whole reason jet does the show is so he can fuck terminally online retarded girls. It’s the only way he can get laid.
Anonymous No.212863307 >>212863426 >>212863433
>>212863289
so much ass
Hag dumpy got me acting a FOOL
Anonymous No.212863336
>>212863260
he's doing God's work unironically
i was skeptical for a long time but it's bearing fruit
Anonymous No.212863337 >>212863387
>>212863148
Drench is a good woman
Anonymous No.212863344 >>212863679
>>212863305
are right-wingers like bill that desperate for money?
Anonymous No.212863347 >>212863373
It's a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
Anonymous No.212863350
>>212863045
I saw it on his story
Anonymous No.212863373 >>212863798
>>212863347
DFC syndrome
Anonymous No.212863375 >>212863560
new abi
Anonymous No.212863377 >>212864132
>>212863305
Jet here was like "nah it's chill" eating chips
Anonymous No.212863387 >>212863500
>>212863337
>prostitute hooker stripper
>crackhead
>defends brother who murdered a random woman
loling @ ur life
Anonymous No.212863400
like, men suck.
Anonymous No.212863402 >>212863432 >>212863451 >>212863461 >>212863484
You guys think spictank is making any money? I love mexijet and i wish him success
Anonymous No.212863416 >>212863464
>>212863305
Qrd on this scene?
Anonymous No.212863419 >>212863455
>salvation expert here
Anonymous No.212863426
>>212863289
>>212863307
is it binx stinx? she should eat more because she has potential
Anonymous No.212863429 >>212863479 >>212863571
even pokimane throws the coomers a bone
Anonymous No.212863432
>>212863402
I hope they are, I'd like to see what they do with a second season
Anonymous No.212863433
>>212863307
>>212863289
HOLY SEXO
Anonymous No.212863451 >>212863592
>>212863402
I hope so
It's been pretty chill so far
Anonymous No.212863455
>>212863419
GEM
Anonymous No.212863461 >>212863605
>>212863402
nope. if he's paying them a day rate, challenge money and a 10k grand prize, plus the server costs, food, electricity, etc, he's probably going to be several thousand dollars in the red unless a whale pops up.
chloe !HPabl.aRFo No.212863464 >>212863508 >>212863710
>>212863416
Sam was saying Rachel is a bigger liability than Burt and keeping her on the show is exploitative because she's so mentally ill
Anonymous No.212863479
>>212863429
Nice
She always had great legs and hips
Anonymous No.212863484
>>212863402
Well, the famous El Salvador dude was in the house to get clips to promote the show but he hasn't posted anything on his social media yet. Probably needs editing and stuff.
I hope they become successful.
Anonymous No.212863485
>>212862584
>shoving a vodka bottle in her mouth while pretending you aren't touching her tits
is this good rizz? im going to try it on the next woman i see
Anonymous No.212863486 >>212863557
>Mexijet can't get guests because they think he'll steal their kidneys
Anonymous No.212863500
>>212863387
payton literally killed lesbian girl from her school
chloe !HPabl.aRFo No.212863501 >>212863526
he was right btw rachel shouldve been kicked silently for ethics
Anonymous No.212863506
>>212863305
bill ottman looking at jet to decide if he's actually becoming a zombie
he looked fucked up
Anonymous No.212863508
>>212863464
i don't think rachel's that mentally ill. she's just xannied out of her mind.
Anonymous No.212863524
Mexican Jet should fly me out to chill
Anonymous No.212863526
>>212863501
He kept her on anyway
Anonymous No.212863532 >>212863559 >>212863597 >>212863610 >>212863743 >>212864188
Fellas.... I think we all owe Bianca an apology right now
Anonymous No.212863540 >>212863661
>>212861971
i think happiness and love are for other people not for me
Anonymous No.212863557 >>212863590
>>212863486
Binx is on the hook, if enough people push her she'll have no choice but to go and that could be a big boost for the show
Anonymous No.212863559
>>212863532
I would plap her for days
Anonymous No.212863560
>>212863375
how'd she do that
Anonymous No.212863571
>>212863429
my queen
Anonymous No.212863590 >>212863653
>>212863557
I'd rather someone new, no need to put fishtank fish in the stanque
Anonymous No.212863592 >>212863727
>>212863451
You are a pillhead para-social freak living in a dumpster pile. If Jet gave you a crumb of attention, you’d suck him off harder than benleaks.
Anonymous No.212863597
>>212863532
lol why does her ass look like nothing even in the tightest possible pants she wears.
Anonymous No.212863605
>>212863461
He said if the show makes $50k he'll make season 2 but it seems unlikely. The fact that it looks like the begining of a snuff film probably isnt helping
Anonymous No.212863610
>>212863532
Bong was always right
Anonymous No.212863613
>>212863305
cute bill
Anonymous No.212863627 >>212863734
>>212863260
Not an argument, kikel.
>>212863306
Same with Ben. Jet is a Crack baby and Ben is a 45 year old wigger Intel.
Anonymous No.212863631
>>212863127
>aryeh, good person
Aryeh is good or evil depending on whichever side benefits him at the time.
Anonymous No.212863645
Tomboyfy TJ
Tomboyfy TJ
Tomboyfy TJ
Tomboyfy TJ
Tomboyfy TJ
Anonymous No.212863653
>>212863590
I agree but it would be a big boost to them, all i care about is getting s2 with the bilingual cast hes talking about. Think how much theyd make off hate tts
Anonymous No.212863654
>*eats chips*
>*hits vape*
>rachel needs to stay
Anonymous No.212863661
>>212863540
That's fair
Some people get married and start a family
Others buy hookers and 8 balls
Anonymous No.212863671 >>212863740 >>212863990
>>>>>bong women
dios mio praying for my amigos britanicos
Anonymous No.212863679
>>212863344
Bill and Sam live for money
Anonymous No.212863705
JOYRIDE STATUS?
Anonymous No.212863710 >>212863861
>>212863464
Wow sam with a good take. The show improved greatly once she was gone.
Yet again jet knows nothing about what makes the show good
Anonymous No.212863727
>>212863592
Yeah right that fag has had me blocked for years now. Boss Baby cries way too much.
Anonymous No.212863734 >>212864329
>>212863627
>Not an argument, kikel.
Yep, maximum seethe. Imagine spending weeks/months of your life whining about someone you hate to people that don't give a shit.
Anonymous No.212863740
>>212863671
wot u on about mate? that's a top bird that is innit?
Anonymous No.212863743
>>212863532
hag dumpy got me stroking
Anonymous No.212863746
Anonymous No.212863770 >>212863804 >>212863820 >>212863827
lol
Anonymous No.212863773 >>212863824 >>212863886 >>212863950
Yesterday was he biggest ellietent drought since s4 started. I think it's a good thing I'm starting to get over her. Still want an elliegf bad though
Anonymous No.212863798
>>212863373
vgr syndrome
Anonymous No.212863802
Anonymous No.212863804
>>212863770
kwab
Anonymous No.212863820
>>212863770
REKT lmfao
Anonymous No.212863824
>>212863773
get a blow up doll you'll have better conversations
Anonymous No.212863827
>>212863770
Anonymous No.212863828 >>212864151
Anonymous No.212863851
>>212863835
new
Anonymous No.212863861
>>212863710
He’s a retarded 70 iq wigger who only cares about getting high and trying to fuck his next bpd egirl who wants to clout chase for 50 viewer steams since that’s all he can get.
Anonymous No.212863886
>>212863773
I was happy for the nontent. Got a good night sleep. Hoping for something this weekend
Anonymous No.212863950
>>212863773
I hope her and boxcutter anon finally linked up.
Anonymous No.212863990
>>212863671
he plaps her right now
Anonymous No.212864029
Kinky sex with Angie
Anonymous No.212864052
>>212863260
I thought this was my thread when I was mad at sam for cutting TJ's hair
Anonymous No.212864132
>>212863377
*vapes while daddy sam announces that the show is over*
Anonymous No.212864151
>>212863828
How does he do that
Anonymous No.212864188
>>212863532
I'll apologize if she spreads her ass 4 me
Anonymous No.212864213
Anonymous No.212864232
>>212860733
If Critter is really about to show those happa holes on OF, then her
Until then, Creature
Anonymous No.212864235
Anyone else starting to realise they don't want an Ellie gf they just wish they were Ellie?
Anonymous No.212864283
>>212860693 (OP)
This picture but it's Jet with Ellie and Direnc
Anonymous No.212864329 >>212864607
>>212863734
>Sam gives so little of a shit his crew fabricates online accounts and fake screenshots to discredit me
You're losing, moische.
Anonymous No.212864366 >>212864424
canelo (costando)
Anonymous No.212864424
>>212864366
Coddled nontent
Anonymous No.212864607
>>212864329
Do you know what Wayback Machine is? Your reddit account was created on the 13th of October 2022. That's before Fishtank S1 by like half a year. It's not fake and you know it.