Thread 212862574

Young Hank has no right being this handsome

Peggy has every right to be this ugly though

Wasn't Hank supposed to be an All-American jock?

>>212863296
All-American doesn't mean "plays high school sport in America."

I'm looking forward to the new season

>>212862574 (OP)
even though the new animation is shit, that joke where Peggy calls herself a 5 and thinks it's a compliment makes me really hopeful

>>212863507
>5
That's being generous

>>212862574 (OP)
How did Hank get out of being drafted to Vietnam?

>>212863507
The writing will be good
The show has always done social commentary stuff, but hopefully it's not just jokes about Uber and doordash repeated over and over again.
The Porky's Butthole revival is pretty kino so this probably will be too

>>212863591
His narrow urethra, you dog-eating rat.

>>212863333
Yeah, it can also mean worshipping billionaire pedophiles to own da libs

>>212863652
kek

>>212863652
we're new to worshiping billionaire pedophiles, alright!
why dont you give us some pointers and cut us some slack!

>>212863735
If the commoners get too uppity just make up something like you’re going to be revamping Coca Cola’s formula or that you saw Bigfoot

>>212863685
Madge Platter has a big set of high boobs. As seen with Luanne, it runs in their family

>>212863333
Yes it does

>>212863395
It doesn't look bad. I doubt it'll be as good as the Golden years and I'll probably eye role at some of the jokes but I predict it'll be a fairly good show

>>212863591
4-f

>>212863829
Peggy has some big knockers seen in Luanne virgin 2.0 and nice legs in ho yeah.
Peggy isn't ugly she just doesn't doll her self up too often and has a ugly hair do

>>212863685

checks out

>>212864966
Post them now pls

Was Hank canonically an asexual? Buck Strickland even alludes to the fact that he NEVER has sex.

>>212863685
Looks like Eva Green and Tucker Carlson

>>212865424
he clearly has intimacy issues stemming from his childhood but he also has been clearly shown getting physical with peggy at times
not asexual, just repressed

>>212862574 (OP)
>koth thred

who else is ready to have yet another classic series dug up and raped in front of us?

>>212863591
I don't think Hank was that old. In the episode where Cotton triggers the Vietnam vets and they chase him around the woods they all seem older than Hank

>>212865616
Just don't pay attention to it. I do not even acknowledge post 2004 Futurama as being the same show.

>>212865454
It doesnt look like either of those people you actual autistic person

>>212863333
Yes it does.

>>212865815
>>212865730
>>212865350

>>212865860
if my tradwife acted like that I'd send her packing

everyone on king of the hill was horrifically ugly, that's just the art style

>>212863591
>>212865638

Last draft was in 1973, Hank was still in high school, so not old enough by a hair.

>>212865919
The art style in the early seasons are great

>>212865888
No you wouldn't

>>212865959
Hank tried to enlist but got rejected because of his narrow urethra in other words he got 4-f

>>212866085
my memory of the show is that Hank's narrow urethra is mentioned at least once per episode, pretty much whenever the plot needs a justifcation for him not being able to do something.

>>212865638
Hanks age is between mid 30s to early 40s (koth isn't too go at keeping it's canon straight)

>>212865454
Peggy looks a bit like Kristen Stewart and Hank looks like a mix of Goose and Ben Affleck.

>>212863333
>All-American doesn't mean "plays high school sport in America."
yes it does lol. i mean there's another requirement but hank fits that too

>>212866018
well not me but someone I know

>>212865730
the one time Peggy made me hngggg