Thread 212862746

>HOH: Jimmy
>Noms: TBA
>Veto: TBA

>Bonus Powers:
Keanu has 2nd chance to win veto if otb
Kelley can earn 2nd veto in an individual comp
Mickey can take over someone's HOH
Zach can use his $10k to buy safety if otb

previously on /bb/: >>212846459

Lauren!

second

>>212862780
I'd eat one of her poops

>>212862780
Honestly don't understand what people find appealing about Lauren.
Especially when Ava is right there and looking like a fertile breeding-machine for retarded babies.

>>212862824
there is someone for everybody.

>>212862824
we get it, you're ugly

> Ashley wants to cut Morgan soon to get Zac closer and also wants to cut Katherine.
>They want to pull in Ava for a 5 person alliance, Ashley, Amy, Rachel, Riley, Ava
>They also want to pull in Lauren.

Ashley is a madlad

kelly bros how we feeling? Surely ropes is eavesdropping currently

>>212862824
She is also a racist.

>>212862856
This is going to fail spectacularly

>I don't want this conversation getting out
>ropes eavesdropping in the bathroom
Does anyone have the transcript of jimmy's letter? The gays talk in code often so the letter needs to be analyzed.

King jimmy with the key on, in the robe, holding court.

zach snitching on keanu

>>212863123
blood is in the water

mickey taking a long poop

>>212863191
She's eavesdropping

PAINTING

Did anyone catch Ava calling Vince a normie? I was multitasking gaming so I wasn't caught up on /bb/

>>212863255
>rylie to kat: you'r like the most beautiful women ive ever seen

backwards hat morgan is cute

>lauren walks in
>you're hot lauren

>>212863523
that dress is cute, I don't like how low the bodice sits but who cares.

holy cute lauren

>>212862746 (OP)
Do ppl know they have the powers?

Also, it's insane that Jimmy is 25. I never would've guessed that.

something about me is I love a girl in a backwards baseball cap

>>212863606
Being nasty to people ages you quickly.

>>212863606
Being gay and having HIV ages you really quickly

>>212862856
>riley
how’d he get in that??

>>212863954
They're looking for a comp slave to ride

>>212863721
based

> Amy: Kelley is annoying as fuck, she thinks she's so cute and funny
>cute and funny
Why is Amy dog whistling

holy shit vince is such an incel, this is his 1000th time bitching about this keanu story. all he had to do was check him or tell it to his face later

skirt portion of laurens dress is ugly

Adrian is kinda boring low key

>>212864144
she is cute and funny wtf amy

gd rachel got the tatas out

>>212864144
Amy is a cunt

Who do you think is playing the smartest game right now?

>I think the biggest threats that people aren't realizing it would be Morgan and Vinny. They're not looked at as big physical threats, but they're both very, very smart. They're both very, very calculated. They know when to make moves. Those are the players that I think are going to make really long runs in this game. I know it's very early in the game, but if I had to make a wager [on] who I think was going to win, I would put my money on one of those two.

>>212863721
I love morgans face

is Amy Ropehead?

>>212864304
Mickey is ropes

are there two black girls in the house?

>>212864284
lmao

Who is the best chess player in the house besides you?

>I would say Zach. Zach's really good... Zach's a really smart guy and he's really athletic. He's handsome too, so he's got the triple threat. People should be scared of Zach.

>>212864336
Do you count being a jewish octroon as black?

>>212864336
yes. ashley and mickey(rope a dope)

Does anyone in the house even like Kelley? It makes me kind of sad

Kat is horny rubbing it out on the couch

>>212864403
she looks like nasal nicole here

american cheese slice with morgan

Why were the cast photos so chopped a lot of them look way better on live. Usually its the opposite.

>>212864401
i think adrian legit gets along with her. seems like everyone else is just nice to her face

>>212864403
she needs to flick her bean in Jimmy’s shower

>>212864542
It's because adrian isn't a fake person.

>>212864401
i have met plenty of kellies irl and they are insufferable

kelley is annoying me just watching the feeds. i cant imagine dealing with her in person

morgan puts chips on her sandwich

adrian watching morgan eating that sandwich

>>212864715
why is no one else talking about how this dude is just accepting going on the block. isnt he suppose to be a superfan?

vince saying he had hair as long as morgans just last year

>>212864784
he knows he's safe in any scenario

Rachel’s big ass tits

>>212864933
whoa

>>212864933
the milk has gone bad

wtf is vinces game

>>212864811
Not if Kelley and Keanu both use their powers

not a big Lauren guy but those heels and dress are working me over

>>212865191
play middle i guess

Keanedog is trying to make Will a renom

keanu thinks he so slick lol

>>212865191
Be a spineless bitch and throw the last person you talked to under the bus

kelley just told vince that keanu told her he has the power

keanu should have been doing bbcan anthony strat - always laying down when talking to someone so they are not scared of him

kelly is planning on procuring a used condom

>>212865479
he was actually a good player

>>212864933
im amazed that rachel hasnt completely bogged her face

>>212865479
I recently finished BBCan7. Is the consensus that he was robbed? Dane struck me as more of a comp beast retard.

>>212865526
>i was an instigator in highschool
>it makes me happy

>>212865629
anthony was the better player but ended up being the canadian paul

>>212865609
Yeah, respect to her for not doing it, but she definitely seems vain enough to get bogged.
She's actually still sort of attractive in a milfy way, if she got bogged she would just look too plastic.

>>212865646
Does she just want to fuck Tuck after the show?

>>212865646
Is kelly, dare I say, /ourgirl/?

Kelley is flirting with vince

PETS

PETS
LUXURY COMP???

>>212865872
I think she's the cutest girl this season, personally. Her personality is another thing, but looks wise she's my type

>>212865965
Noms

damn noms already

imagine Vince slams his dick down Kelly's throat and his dick stache (pubes) rubs all over her glasses and gets them dirty and scratched

>>212865872
I really want her to realize she's being fucked with by Vince
Vince doesn't give a shit about her

>>212865872
You mean /ava/?

>>212862746 (OP)
>Mickey can take over someone's HOH
This is such bullshit. The second the bros are in power she'll just take over their HoH. And just like Jag, she probably won't even be ineligible for the next HoH. More rigging for Rachel.

>>212865989
She's too painfully plain and cringe to be cute. She tries too hard. She looks like this faggot keepmysecrets

I was debating even watching this season but we got some cutie patooties this year.

>>212865629
bbcan juries sucked because they always had to vote together. Maybe it was the stigma against bitter voting blocks after first season fiasco or lack of production control in jury house, who knows.
The first couple jurors loudly proclaimed that only Adam or Dane deserved to win and everybody else followed. You can even see in the Finale just evicted juror asking the others how they are voting.
Same shit happened in BBCAN6 - several jurors wanted to vote for Kaela initially but got coerced into switching their votes because muh jury management.

>>212864784
this dude is awful
him and kelly are always going to be otb

do cats have adhd?

>>212866474
Cats have autism dogs have adhd

>>212866899
amy is so fucking ugly and retarded. nice digits tho

>>212862780
i would be pulling a rylie for her

>>212866758
What is autism?

>>212863100
pumping iron with zach

>>212866758
why do the cats play with a object for a few seconds they pounce on their friend then stop and zone out

>>212865191
hes hoping kelley is secretly trans

>>212867022
autism is when you show off your asshole to the camera
i love girls with autism

>>212863100
Sexo

>>212865191
playing in a way where you're begging for your game to blow up on you, but praying it never happens

>>212867903
is that ashley? looks almost nothing like that picture

>>212867941
She's wearing lightface in that photo

SNEEDS BACK

>>212867941
Ashley and Kelley have terrible promo pictures this year, Ashley looks 44 and Kelley looks like a tranny

>>212865629
The edit did not do him justice. He is genuinely one of the best to ever play. He controlled the house 100%. He'd give different ppl scripts pn what to say to others and they'd get into fights with other players who also followed his script without either knowing. Sometimes he'd change who was going to get evicted just cause he was bored. And it was all so subtle that when he made final 2, they all thought he'd done nothing all game.

noms take this long?

>>212869100
it's usually extra long during the early weeks

>>212869100
insider here grod is having them do multiple takes to get the footage for the show

>>212869317
yeah, jimmy wants the 'the gloves are off' to hit just right

keanu and kelly are schizokino to watch but I also completely understand why the house hates them both kek, I'd be on a tucker tier crusade to get them out too if I was stuck with them in the house

BRB SCREENS

kelley confirmed nommed

FEEEEDS

>rytard up instead of adrian
holy based
tardboy is going to have such a hateboner for jimmy from now on

Kelley is the main character

WE KNOW FOR A FACT IT'S NOT RILEY. HELLO, HAVE YOU MET THE MAN?

Keanu's such a fucking dick kek, still lying about the Zaesty vote and pinning it on Will

>we know it's not rilley come on hav to seen the man
>looks down gets quiet and starts biting his lip while kelly stares at him

jimmy and rachel doing a ebin ceremony victory lap

ugh these two are insufferable

Based Jimmy gave a cunty nomination speech

>>212869821
he's going full hisam this week it's fun to watch

>>212869709
even though many people are saying this, no

its adrian, kelley, keanu

>>212869864
yeah he just said a moment ago "I want to go up" so it's not him
that said he's definitely one of the top choices for renom which is a very likely thing this week with so many powers

>>212869821
>hey reddit look at me im on tv and being cunty dont i make good tv dont you just love me

>>212869864
yeah, sounds like riley is saying he'll be up next if someone comes down

>>212864144
She thinks she posts on "cute and funny" 4chan doesn't she?
>>212864401
Imagine being a bashed in face Web Designer in 2025 its like the AI will take great pleasure in taking her entire job.

>>212864933
I love Rachels face its just so wicked and worn down by age, in a way few women have ever achieved, everything on her mind is expressed in the most direct way possible through it.

Should've kept Zae you tard.

>>212869924
the whole schtick of being on the wrong side of the vote worked on lauren and rylie

so did Rylie not tell Jimmy that he kept Amy?

>>212869976
jimmy and amy and co. know but keanu and kelly definitely don't know
the thing about rytard is he lies to everyone almost constantly

>Adrian, Keanu and Kelley
holy boring

GÆ BÆ ZÆ SHOULDÆ BEEN SÆVED

:D

>>212870120
imagine their childrens jaws

Does kelley got the veto?

>>212870168
They're both romans. A strong jawline is one of those traits in romans that seems no matter the offspring or how far removed it still shows up.

>>212870195
she has to go into the DR and tell them she wants to use the power. then they setup some thing she has to complete to get it. i dont know if she does it during the veto or if it is a totally separate thing

>>212870257
Ah so like leahs power but at least its in the hands of a proven comp beast this time

>>212869849
hisam looks like a ps2 era polygon graphic from that thumbnail

kelley saying she can take herself and an ally off with her power? she might be confusing it but that'd add another layer

>>212870305
kek

jimmy telling rachel amy could be a renom option???
the fuck is this dood doing lmao
>>212870309
I think she was speaking in a hypothetical where she both won her power and the proper veto comp

keanu bros how are we feeling?

Adrian lads our boy is in

Jimmy just groped all the women

>>212870309
I guess Vince is good for a while

>>212870414
she wants to get picked

if keanu wins veto and kelley wins block buster adrian could be evicted

>>212870444
depends who he is sitting next to i think

>>212870444
with the renom merry go round you never know

>>212870227
lol

>Kelley "I'm better than Tucker"
LET'S GO

>>212870411
The gays are against him so it'll be a bit rough looking like he's going home no matter what if he's on the block

at least adrian is self aware he's not exactly had a good start for a superfan kek

>>212870444
We could only hope. He's a flop.

add adrian to the cry list
holy hell genuinely who hasn't cried? gotta be a small list at this point

bruh all adrian had to do was make a deal with jimmy, not immediately accept it kek

PUNISHED ADRIAN
A MAN DENIED HIS $750K FOR HIS FAMBLY

>>212870599
Rope. She seems solid as a rock.

HE'S CRYING

>earbuds
>las vegas trip
this s-bomb don't know what he don't know

>>212870611
I mean lets be honest he is the least likely to go home this week, if rytard becomes a replacement nom as seems likely he's going to sperg out and quickly be a target

adrian gotta stay yo

>>212870611
He needed to not play the middle and vote with the girls

RACHEL IS ANNOYING ASF

AND I HATE ASHLEY CAUSE SHE PARROTS WHATEVER RACHEL SAYS

what in the world are these rankings lmao

>>212870821
the catladies are getting soft, apart from rachel and morgan who is more schizo everyone in the top 10 are the more boring niceish people

anyone else using the VLC player + playlist and now it seems to be skipping and pausing all the time?

>>212870710
he could have just made a deal with jimmy and say he wont at all see the block if he wins HoH, then play up to jimmy that all the girls view him as expendable and that once the house targets (keanu, kelley) are gone people will be focusing on him next. jimmy was an idiot and already openly said he was considering lauren and riley as well, if adrian had made a good enough case he would have def put up pushover lauren instead. but superfans all suck at the game

>>212870821
kek
how is will #1

>>212870910
I've stuck with paramount+ with the firefox bbviewer addon, apart from some cameras freezing up occasionally it's normal

>>212870947
Cause he's Papa Dud

>>212870821
>will
>ropes
jesus christ

>feeds cut every three minutes because they can't stop talking about whatever gay mastermind shit
I'm sure Sunday's episode will be so worth it!

>>212870947
hey, watch your tone

>>212870821
ahhh lauren is their self insert of the season

>Jimmy says taking Amy to top 2 = easy win,
>Rachel says you never know she might win 10 more things
>Jimmy "yeah and Victoria could have won"

>you're so full of shit, more than a toilet
was a jimmy zing at the noms

Yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah

>>212871260
kwab

>>212871240
>victorias loud braps

THE ZAE BRIGAEDE

yeah I sincerely doubt adrian goes home, I suspect if there's renoms they're fucked

Anyone got Gamer Grrrl's pics?

>>212870910
mine has been doing the same

adrian in the johnny mac position quite possibly

adrian is finito if both keanu and kelley come down

Say what you want, Katharine seems to have an extremely positive effect on Rylie

Adrian doesn’t deserve this

>>212870927
the problems with some superfans is that they're usually nerds which mean they're inside watching shit on their computer on their free time and not developing social skills in the real world. adrian isn't naturally charismatic around others, his social skills are subpar, he's trying to mimic charisma. his job is also a carpenter so it's not like he socializes much there

>>212871571
She loves showing off the slutty piercings

Worst part of these powers so far is that now Mickey gets a lot of feed time

>>212871672
she's game talking so it's not like endless mmhmm hours like last season

Why are girls with moles always the cutest?

>>212871672
At least it's not endless Rylie cringe simplest any Amy/Rachel endlessly dumb cuntering

>>212871725
someone in casting has a mole fetish clearly

>>212871725
It's pretty incredible how it adds so much charm to an already gorgeous girl

button boy has been obscene today for no real reason
no we're truly back

rytard getting maroon nailpolish

katherine is getting bugged

>>212862746 (OP)
Best feet (soles) currently?
Picture evidence required.

ASHLEY GOTTA GO

Katherine and Vince just realized they are both majorly annoyed by Ashley

>>212871725
Literally because of the contrast of white skin with melanated skin.
Makes ya think

yeah ashley's going to be an early boot purely for being a shitty roommate kek

I had such a good time watching BB26 with you boys last year.

Aww, they're in the storeroom bonding over workplace gossip and bitching

isn't mickey have not? and she's cooking?
smart way to butter up the others but I would NOT be cooking this week

>>212871945
It's more like the inherent flaw of "melanated" (not a word) skin giving character to a pretty girl

I think vince might be the andy of the season

>I'm going to try this one
>I hate peanut butter though

>>212871958
She looks like Kate Winslet, aka my first crush.

God I wish I was that roller

You smell the melons and they'll smell sweet also vince changed up flavor looks like cookie flavor

you're supposed to check the color of the spot it sat on the ground and for it to sound dry and hollow for the record for ripe watermelon

>>212872055
What color fucko

>>212872019
>"melanated" (not a word)
Yes it is, dumbass

Kat and Lauren are going on a date tonight eating icecream on the couch and fondling each other Vince is going on a date with ava

>>212872055
I'm too high for whatever you wrote.

>>212872100
Doesn't change the fact that your skin has zero value, brownie

>>212871905
i knew it was coming. she is a bit abrasive

>>212872095
deeper yellow or even almost orange color means more flavor
if it's super white it's underripe

>>212872105
>Vince is going on a date with Ava
Ruh roh. How's he gonna dodge Stage 5 Kelley?

>>212872111
kek just read it tomorrow if you want to know bro

>cut to a room
>Keanu is suddenly just sit there
This has happened so many times

>>212871954
>boys
super ick the post right here

>these protein bars are so yummy
>they're ass bro they have 16 g of sugar
>kat immediately changes her opinion

>>212872141
no wonder kat might likes tardboy
dude would probably get pegged by her and love it

Yah. Yah. Yahhhggghgh. Yahhh. Yah.

>that fart followed by ohh ffuck
cedric is that you?
>>212872183
bro is capable of teleporting with how he keeps popping around the house

>>212872216
Is Raven still alive? Didn't she have like 3 years left to live?

>>212872256
the way she says it is like a caricature

>tells vince that he has a power
Chances vince holds on to that secret for more than an hour?

This show makes me want to hurt women

keanu told vince he has the power, its an advantage in the veto

>ashley correctly guessing mickey has a power
kek mickey is going to be fucked if she tries to use it

lel vince pretending he didn't know Keanu had a power

two dumb bitches telling each other exactly but for real

>>212872055
Who saw the video of Jackson showing how to pick a perfect watermelon?

>>212872281
Literally the whole house knows Keanu has a power

>>212872295
When Mickey told Morgan about the power I thought Mickey said she had already told Ashley?

>>212872357
Oh jeeze

>>212872365
I don't think she's told anyone but morgan IIRC
ashley based on this convo is saying she just guessed it

>>212872365
i dont think so. she has only told morgan from what ive seen

sounds like ava overheard kelley explaining her power to will

>>212872281
if he was a smart player he wouldnt tell anyone but i have a feeling he'll vomit it out to jimmy for no reason whatsoever

AVA IS LITERALLY TEACHING ADRIAN CHESS SHE HAS TO GO

avas 100% right telling adrian to just chill for now, certainly until veto at least
he is purely a pawn and not going home in any circumstances unless/until one or both of the other two come down

>>212872340
I still cut my watermelons the way he did

>>212872563
kino cam operators

damn ava might end up being a star player

>>212872649
i think she is doing pretty well so far. she is on the outside of the loose loose mega alliance but she isnt near being a primary boot as of now

>>212872563
>>212872596

>>212872649
she needs to be more social with people she doesn't jive well with - not going to hoh long last night was a big missed opportunity for instance, but yeah her instincts are pretty good.

Button boy is trigger happy.

YAH

>>212872649
I have a terrible feeling she'll be one of the last pre-jury evictions. I hope there's a schism between all of Rachel's minions and she can skate through it unscathed

>gets told to just chill
>goes and gets his nails painted too
kek well nothing wrong with working the ol' social game

i hate that rachel is back. kinda ruined the season because it's all about her and we all know grod gonna ball for her. lame and gay.

>go into the bunk
>cameras focus on you
>shiftily look back and forth at the cameras

They need to clean those fucking rooms, living like slobs

>>212873000
Cast would have been great

Are the Pluto streams buffering like crazy for anyone else or is it just me?

>>212873043
That's the nbombs room

holy 4 avacams
we eatin good after the first couple days

>>212873084
i first noticed last night watching through VLC, kept stuttering and what not. i switched to the webpage and it seemed ok but then it was rolling back and unsyncing so i dont know whats going on

AVA'S HOUSE

>>212873084
they keep freezing for me

I'M IN MY THIRTIES, I'M IN MY PRIME

Everyone's fed up with Ashley kek

ava burning the house down tomorrow

>you look 21
jimmy that's just a shameless lie

>>212873035
She's going to be this season's Scott.

Morgon has grey hair due to dysgenics

Ashley pissed off Morgan when she tried to look for gray hairs in her hair while Zach was around

>>212873363
that's the kiss of death right there
some things you should never do in a group of people lmao, how is ashley real?

>>212873363
kek based ashley

>>212873357
Maybe she is older than she claims, but it is pretty normal to start get a few in your 30's

when is the Friday episode?

>>212873355
I didn't watch OTT I didn't know it was a thing until after it was done. I was in the bb19 threads though and must not have picked up on it

What were they saying was better than Breaking Bad in the kitchen? I couldn't tell who was saying The Wire was their favorite show but Zach didn't seem to know what it was

>>212873421
>pretty normal to start get a few in your 30's
For guys it isn't a big deal but women dye the fuck out of that shit quickly. Hilarious that Ashley would do that, she seems pretty daft.

are we really going to miss the ava/mickey cooking session for jimmy psycho staring at feeds izzy style on all four cams? fuck you button boy

>>212873547
how is this dude 25 he looks 35

>>212873547
>ava/mickey cooking session
think they agreed on tomorrow

>>212872192
gentlemen, sorry.

>>212873547
I thought they were cooking breakfast together tomorrow

>>212873601
the type of people drawn to DC always seem to look older than they are kek
but seriously I'd never in a million years believe he was under 30

ashley is so lucky jimmy won hoh kek

>>212873708
she is god tier lucky that kelly and keanu are both just as weird and abrasive but even then she's still a solid week 3/4 boot right now

I demand 24/7 lauren cam pls grod

>>212870667
holy kino

>>212873761
she really looks like a kid to me other than when she was wearing a dress earlier. That said I'm 37 years old so that's probably related.

jimmy considering Amy as a renom

zach ecstatic he's got a chance to flirt with lauren 1 on 1 here

NEW

>>212873900
>>212873900
>>212873900
>>212873900
>>212873900

>>212873601
being a DEI hire for the federal government will do that for you

>>212871885
shes gonna get bogged too

>>212874022
She's going to gain the most weight this season

>>212873601
being a catty bitch ages you