Thread 212864157

>Opie has fallen into utter irrelevancy
>Ant is a miserable old man crying about blacks all day
>Jim is married to a transwoman
>Patrice is dead

Who won?

I hope Nikki robs norton blind. The only time I’ll support a tranny.

>>212864157 (OP)
Patrice because he doesn't have to see this shit.

>>212864157 (OP)
Stronger chin than him, jeez.

>>212864303

Genetic upgrade

>>212864157 (OP)
which one of them was it that got into a fight on the street and went full Barnes on the other person telling them "this aint your show"?

>>212864157 (OP)
Patrice

>>212864254
Maybe none of this would be happening if he was still there to whip their ass when they start being too retarded

>>212864157 (OP)
i'd let him blow me.

the tranny isnt bad either.

>>212864157 (OP)
The stalker childs

>>212864157 (OP)
Society.

Fuck off he's so jittery and frail now he could be a Golden Girl. Getting everything he wanted through treachery got him nothing.

>>212864157 (OP)
Ant also fucks trannies too, don't forget that detail

>>212864641
and they are underage

>>212864215
1 million % guaranteed to happen. The only question is whether the Viking will toss Norton out the 150th floor window of Viking's new apartment.

>>212864215
they've been together for a while now, I think she really likes him. women love funny guys after all

>>212864157 (OP)
Mike David won.
>inb4 he's not O&A
Not only did his show used to be a blatant O&A ripoff, but he was literally on Compound Media. In the end, Mike won.

>>212864803
He's been steadily draining Norton's money on drugs and other men.

>>212864829
Sorry, I meant this David.

Jim is totally gay. No way is he passable. It's John Elway, son.

>>212864157 (OP)
>>Jim is married to a transwoman
Jim won.

>>212864157 (OP)
No one in the yapping industry ever wins. It's cursed

>>212864157 (OP)
2/10 man dating a man that's 8/10 by cross dressing.

>>212864803
>she

>>212864157 (OP)
They flew too close to the sun.
This thread has given me a sad.

>>212864772
wtf

Opie will be remembered long after the remaining Jim fans go into total "Jim Norton neuron" recession. Not even daily help from Gut can save him from being forgotten. People seriously want to forget him. 10 years of solo radio, yet no sizzle reel for Jim.

>>212864157 (OP)
Opie won by doing nothing.

>>212865050
>Opie will be remembered
As what?

>>212864157 (OP)
Patrick Tomlinson

>>212864157 (OP)
Ant is nothing if not consistent, the only difference is that he’s older now.

>>212865111
The Opester.

>>212865222
Snowy from Michigan. SNOOOOWAAAAY!

>>212864157 (OP)
>Who won?
Ron and fez.

>>212865276
>Ron Bennington
GET BACK TO WORK!

>>212864887
My David?

>>212864157 (OP)
>Bill Burr is a Hollywood faggot shill and the face of the acceptable angry white guy with a black wife
>Vos is still headlining Yakov's whilst Bonnie resents him for not being Tom Segura
>Bobby got buck broken by Shane Gillis and his zoomer fans
At least Ant got back into regular syndicated radio which makes Greg seethe at every single mention

>>212865036
dawn and joe's kids

>>212864803
Yeah about the tranny dude?

>>212865111
the sadistic guy who thought being overly cruel to people was funny.

>>212867131
opie wasn't sadistic, just a narcissist and resentful at the fact that he was unfunny

>>212864157 (OP)
Sam. He’s living out his machivilian manchild dreams.

I don't care what he's done, Ant is hilarious and I'll always like him.

>>212864157 (OP)
The Dog House won.

>>212864157 (OP)
>complaining about blacks is Ant’s biggest sin
lol is that worse than fucking trannies AND being a pedo to you?

>>212867259
he was totally sadistic and still is.

>>212864803
I get his Facebook reels sometimes and he bitches that she’s an alcoholic pothead.

>>212867008
>Bobby buck broken by Shane
what happened?

>>212865167
Consistently rehashing the same gripes and resentments and it’s hilarious he wasn’t able to get himself into the MAGAspeher.

>>212864157 (OP)
Looks like a Glam Rock drummer sitting with his dad

>>212864157 (OP)
>Opie has a family
>Ant is still a closeted homosexual who fucked up taking advantage of the MAGA movement
>Jim is gay
>Fez is ded
>Ron is happily working with his daughter
Ron and Opie for the win.

>>212867452
Ant was on the treehouse express

>>212867592
Ant was Treehouse Richard. He tried to blow Boomer Esiason as a kid.

>>212864157 (OP)
Patrice and Ant won kinda. Patrice doesn't have to deal with vile jews Anymore and Ant can just do his thing for now, maybe experiment with his brand of comedy/talk

>>212867576
I guess fez is the only winner

>>212864215
I don't want any guy to lose his shit in a divorce but sissy jim might like the humiliation of it

Sex with nikki

>>212864383
it's two guys ... no genetics involved except the genes jim swallows

>>212867685
Ant lost his mansion, all his money, and now has to work a shitty am radio job while Rogan and others dominate the alt right comedy space.

>>212864157 (OP)
baldie getting absolutely mogged by gigatroon

>>212864772
Ant's funny and all but who would let him babysit... that's like leaving your child with mj

>>212867685
I often wonder where Patrice would be today. I could see him having a much bigger career than the rest of the O&A alum (including Bill and Louie).

>>212865276
Unironically Ron beat everyone

>>212867754
it's a rigged game. Ant was fired for saying stuff that wasn't as bad as what he said on air. rogan is just who they chose to replace Ant, however the crew rogan keeps around him aren't Half as funny as the O&A crew and guests. when all of them would rip on each other and brainstorm hilarious moments, it was great radio.
then opster would cut to take a shit caller.... ugh.

>>212867819
probably, depends on how much cash would be allowed to flow his way, if he went the jewtube route, he would either be cancelled or be forced to tone it down like corey holcomb does. because Patrice was already sick of trying to grassroots his career before his death, having to do it with streaming would be worse

>>212867819
I don’t even think Bills career would’ve toke off like did if Patrice was alive. He was more or less doing the same material as Patrice

>>212867819
Somebody would have had to buck break Patrice to get him to play nice with Hollywood.

>>212864157 (OP)
Anthony won. He doesn't want kids and he's still prob banging here and there

>>212867819
>>212868132
Patrice wouldn't be anything but a sidekick, he never hesitated to burn bridges and sabotage himself. That wasn't going to change

>>212864157 (OP)
Sam

>>212864679
They all would go to South America to bang underage whores. Sounds like they had fun which is nice.

>>212867626
Why didn't he marry Sue? He messed up.

>>212867685
Ant lost because he didn't marry Sue.

Anthony still gets views and is doing pretty well as a rightwing grifter. Opie is a top-tier lolcow, currently one of the best lolcows going. Jim is finally achieving his dream of having a wife with a penis. They ALL won.

>>212867819
He'd be a multimillionaire from podcasting most likely. He was never going to play nice or self-censor at the level that was required once upon a time and now it's even worse. He'd go completely insane trying to fit in when he didn't even fit in before. With podcasting though he could do his own thing, still do standup and probably have a residency at a club, and end up about as comfortably wealthy as he always wanted to be. That being said, he didn't take care of himself physically and his attitude sort of ensured he was going to die from that inevitably. It's also part of his appeal unfortunately since he was just an unyielding bastard that it applied even with regards to his own health. Patrice would probably still be here if he just took better care of himself. He didn't even drink or smoke, he just ate horribly and sat around, even on stage.

>>212867819
Patrice was overrated and a legitimate cuckhold who watched bulls fuck his gf while giving "advice" to men

>>212864157 (OP)
>Who won?
All losers. Big big loser scumbags.

>>212870775
This. Patrice wunt Christian, trad, or conservative. Prolly woulda supported Kamala.

Jim? That's full on gay

I wanna see the boat movie.

>>212864157 (OP)
cumia is literally on WABC and probably will grow his radio presence

>>212867990
no, Ron checked out around 2009 and stopped trying to make his show funny because his partner was slipping into madness. now he and his daughter are cashing sirius checks for jocktober quality radio.

Is Colin the last living funny comedian?

>>212872004
Why does the greatest living comedian...

>>212872004
He and Dave Attell are probably the best, although Dave seems depressed because his mom has dementia.

>>212872004
I assumed he was dead.

>>212864157 (OP)
Norm Macdonald

>>212864157 (OP)
Jim is living his dream