>build a gorilla nest
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>212864461 (OP)
>Asks you to build a gorilla nest
>So you act like a gorilla and build a nest
>He gets mad and everyone says you sounded mad (and raped)
WOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW FUCKING BUGGED PODCAST MECHANICS ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY

>>212864540
Do you like straight fries or curly fries?

>>212864540
this desu

>>212864461 (OP)
I'd do exactly what Harland did. I would clown the shit out of you until you beg me to go to your show later. Then I wouldn't go and I'd send a bill for damages to you. All while not being mad

>>212864461 (OP)
Another fucking thread, sped?

MEIN GERILÛN HAUSE

Unironically asking: When did sam stop telling jokes?

>>212864540
I've watched videos of gorillas in the wild don't even do this disrespect

am I crazy? the whole thing sounded was funny to me and both guys I think reacted decently.

>>212864961
the second he converted to the Jewish Dyer sect.

>>212864461 (OP)
Sam Hyde is now legally the property of Harland Williams.

After reviewing all the evidence the court feels that Harland's destruction of Sam was so absolute the only option was to make Harland Williams the legal parent and guardian of the manchild known as Sam Hyde.

Because Mr. Hyde is clearly mentally ill and prone to violent temper tantrums he is to be placed into a conservatorship like Britney Spears. Mr. Harland Williams will immediately assume full control of all Mr. Hyde's assets, all Mr. Hyde's bank accounts and of Mr. Hyde himself.

This judgment is final and cannot be appealed.

sam's hormone replacement therapy has killed any sense of humor he had left
the nootropics and minoxidil probably don't help either

>>212865073
Is this actually real?

>>212865073
OOF
Tough break Sam

do we really need 10 different threads in the catalog about this?

>>212864461 (OP)
Sam is in violation of stripes TOS

>MARKY THOMPSON IS TIGHT AND RIPE
>t. Sam hydd

>>212864461 (OP)
I'm gonna build a tunnel for the big guy instead, it's more his style.

>>212865245
Sam's shills are working overtime in gigs cope mode to damage control Sam ending his own career over curly fries and peaches.

>>212865296
>a tunnel into Sam's ass
Yes I think Sam will like that

>>212864996
Sam wouldn't know that. He hates nature because it's pozzed.

REMINDER:
The Scam Hyde defense force are all tourists who come to 4chan only for Fish Tank & MDE threads. Do NOT view or treat them as equals. They are not our fellow /tv/bros.

>>212865279
I don't even like Sam or Fishtank at all that much, but this post reeks of libshit bagel eater.

>I heard Sam Hyde was there

>>212864961
Truth nuke: He never told any to begin with

>>212864461 (OP)
It's over, Sam is going to prison for the rest of his life

.

Is Sam's plan to hide out till this blows over?

>>212865499
>GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK MMM YUMMY SAM COCK
What?

>>212864461 (OP)
The virgin beta Sam appears to be losing his mind (and his hair) in the OP image

The chad alpha Harland is just chilling and telling jokes

Sam may never recover from this humiliation

>>212864461 (OP)
am I the only one who finds sam's death really funny?

>>212865073
lmao

>>212864461 (OP)
chimp out like the white nigger I am

>>212864461 (OP)
I wouldn't say a single thing. I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.

>>212866722
based

>>212864461 (OP)
Well, if i had no comeback, what i would do is just trash the set and then get physically aggressive and threatening towards the other guest.

>>212864564
either Harland was an undeserving victim or he was being a passive aggressive CUNT the whole time. you can't have it both ways

If I was a retarded unfunny grifting nigger I’d probably just flip the desk over

>>212865753
okay, try and cancel him again. make him the underdog again. do it. i dare ya

>>212865073

what Harland did was basically the equivalent of telling a new cellmate to hold his pockets

If I ever find myself rich I’m going to spend all of my time following Sam around and pelting him with rotten tomatoes and booing him repeatedly

What gets me is how sycophantic Sam's crew is. Nobody thought to step in to tell Sam to tone it down, or to talk to Harland and try not to be a complete dick?

>>212868065
They know who pays their bills, so they just cowered in the corner

>>212867885
I wanna know who told him he was funny because this shit blows

>>212868065
Sam has structured his projects so hes the boss and they are all dependent on him. If he fails they fail. In other words, hes created a circle of yes men.

>>212868384
Seems true. And it explains why he completely lost it when he couldn't get Harland to submit to his bullshit.

>>212868065
Nick was really mad. You could tell he was a fan of Harland and really excited to interact with him. Poor guy.

>>212864461 (OP)
Sage

Just looked him up and that old guy is the brother from freddy got fingered
lmao what the fuck

>>212868540
Yeah, cause Nick is an actual comic and not a failed art theater kid like Sam.

>>212864461 (OP)
>We're already in one. This is my gorilla nest now.

>>212866722
Lmao i just seen a short of that

>>212864461 (OP)
>no that’s fucking retarded and then laugh

>>212865739
If so he can come out now.

>>212868590
He also was the officer that drank piss in dumb and dumber. He's in a decent bit of films as a very minor character. I dont think he's ever starred in a movie.

>>212865497
This.
They're fags.

>>212864461 (OP)
Knocking over the desk was kind of funny, but it got very uncomfortable when Sam put his hands on Harland and made it physical. Had he just gotten in the desk and acted like a gorilla it would have been pretty funny.

>>212868877
>>212865497
Why do jannies allow this?

I will say Harland got the best of Sam and he had to flip a desk to get the better of him which didn't work cause Harland kept rolling with it

It's interesting how much this phrase angers racists and the like. Don't they thinknof themselves as good humans? Do they deep down see themselves as bad people?

>>212868964
Sam is the one funding their bank accounts in lieu of Hiro.

Harland took over. Son, kid's a vet... & in the end Nick shoulda been allowed to talk more

>>212868590
He plays Goldie’s next door neighbour/childhood best friend in FGF

Can someone explain to me why there are so many zoomers who will worship and defend Sam regardless of how bad his content/behavior is? I don't get it. Are they just nazipilled psychos who worship him for being racist? Nick Mullen is racist and a million times funnier and I don't see his fans behaving this way.

>>212864461 (OP)
>in the trees

You put the twigs on the desk and sit in front of him and the camera. Ask for more scissors and a banana. When he doesnt have bananas, insist he make one out of the cookie with the scissors. Invite Harland on to the uncomfortable bundle of sticks; when he does say "You like that faggot?" If he tries to get down, tell him he's disrupting the timeline and Harambe and Kony are counting on them. You ask him if he thinks Jane Goodall was a furry. When he feigns ignorance, you allude to his voiceover work. "LIKE THE TWO OF US GORILLA FAGGOTS RIGHT NOW." tangerines = cuties; gorilla nests = fish tank's shit and you're a deeply closeted faggot meathead wigger

>uh... im a 13th generation /tv/ poster actually

>>212864961
2017

>>212869124

>>212865073
lawful trvke

these threads are losing steam. i guess the manufactured e-drama can't be sustained

>>212865032
yeah nick having a panic attack was very decent

is the whole episode entertaining unironically?

>>212869205
>Jan 12, 2022

>>212869245
It wouldn't surprise me if he's shilling his own "hate" campaign

>>212869325
It's worth a watch. Very silly

>>212869325
Yes, very, unless you are a hydecuck, the way he slowly starts lossing it is very funny

>>212869347
Whats your point? Its not true because it wasnt written today?

>>212869357
Whats the next step in his masterplan?

>>212869347
truth nuke

>tight and ripe
How do you respond without sounding paranoid?

>>212869505
The age of consent where I fucked Marky was 16 you sick fuck!!!

>>212869456
make Chuck suck his own dick again

>>212869534
It's actually illegal to take a 16 year old to a legal state to fuck them.

is there a gorilla in this room or what?

>>212869505
been there, done that. but through experience i've learned the error of my ways , and i understand now why that's something you just don't make fun of. Harland, you have some growing up to do

>>212869571
Goy is a Yiddish euphemism for having a huge cock

>>212869456
Getting raped for real

>>212864961
when he stopped making Happy World Daddy. That shit was so fucking good man. And he just got lazy and stopped doing it. Extreme Peace is DOGSHIT compared to Happy World Daddy. I'm not kidding if he just kept doing HWD everyone would love him today instead of hating him for the grifter he is.

>>212869505
Do you think Harland knows, eh?

>>212865073
kek

>>212868590
It just clicked on me who this guy is.
He was also in Half Baked, the kindergarden teacher that accidentally killed a diabetic police horse with munchies.
What are the odds that this guy is the one who finally didn't let him get away with it.

>>212869918
Harland knew EVERYTHING. Tight and ripe was a Boston Ross quote, where Sam made fun of marky. Cunninglingus was a reference to extreme peace being unfunny, and wanting to make Sam the butt of the joke.

>>212865073
Agreed! Here is some disturbing footage of the incident Sam Hyde Beats Famous Hollywood Comedian Harland 62 year half death for 3 minutes :https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4

57 seconds SUPERCUT of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212869124
They saw him advertised here. Watched his dumb reality show that is geared towards retards.

>>212869975
holy fuck you're right
I KNEW I knew him from somewhere

>>212865245
it's the baskinfaggot's latest spam

>>212868065
This. Actually owned behaviour. It was fucking wild that his closest friends, almost brothers didn't say "dude calm down" or something.

>>212870631
POOFTER

>>212869899
hwd was already garbage

Something people aren't picking up on is that Nick, after trying to deflate the seed oil cookie situation by eating one, spits it out. That's the reason he had chocolate bits on his hands.
Would Sam really have chimped out on Nick for momentarily siding with Harland? Was the threat of that enough for Nick to piss his pants and spit out the cookie?

>>212868976
people like you and anyone who thinks like that are in fact, not good humans, so no.

SAM HYDE THE IRISH AMERICAN

>>212870711
Nick Mullen did nothing wrong.

SEE MY NEST

>>212870711
Yes. He's financially dependent on a troon fucker whit male BDP.

>Harland takes Sam's seat in a form of domination
>Sam forced to see his friends and how embarrassed they all look
Harland played him like a fiddle
Genuinely embarrassing on Sam's behalf, this boomer ran circles around him because Sam couldn't let his /pol/ shit go

>>212870840
I'll build a nest up in your ass. Drive a Lionel up in there.

>>212870840
Made from real Baskin Roberts iceC

>>212870885
Sam, plz.

>>212870711
I took it as him trying to be funny (and failing) by making it seem like he had shit on his hands. You're reaching now and it's cringe.

>>212870866
The cross on the van really set him off haha. The jav wasnt even that clever or anything literally a typial christian joke in holywood movie

>>212870866
Like Norm, Harland is a smart guy pretending to be dumb for comedic effect. Sam is a 110 IQ guy who was a beta twink in high school larping as an alpha genius because his that's what his zoomer fans want in an e-father figure.

>>212870916
Ha-haa!

>>212870866
no, you raise a good point and actually I-AHAHAHA NAH MAN I CAN'T KEEP IT UP
WHEN THAT OLD NIGGA GOT HIS DESK FLIPPED OVER AND THEN SAM THREW HIM AROUND LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AHAHAHA MAN, THAT NIGGA GOT COOKED

>>212870994
t. barf bag boy

>that "be a good human" hat makes me smirk every time I see it. The fact that sam asked "when do we get serious?" to a man in that hat and a shirt that says "I'm the whitest gringo in deep mexico on vacation" really says he was out of his depth from the start.
>>212871014
>sorry did i get you in the ovaries?
>"n-no it was my elbow"

>>212871047
I am retard who can't into reviewing my text before posting. But yeah, the outfit Harland was wearing should really have tipped sammy off that "when do we get serious?" was not in the cards.

>>212870946
This. And Sam's crew are abunch of 80 iq drug addicts wiggers LARPing as famous, because they launder money for some chink. https://archiveofsins.com/t/thread/1369424/#1369591

LOOK AT ME IM A BIG GORILLA

https://youtube.com/shorts/48q8BKeeAaQ?si=2k8MiK-MyN4oyE_G

>>212868065
I dont get why he brought more than Charles, Nick, and Erick. It seems like Charles didnt really give a shit and was having fun. He's accepted the blacklisted life. Nick seemed more unsure of what to do, but surely he would have told sam to chill if he wanted to. Although he comes off as more of an agreeable person.

>>212871211
I think nick was too busy reliving 2017 to know how to act when he saw sam tipping the host's table over, other than feeling pure horror.

ok you guys know I'm an evil jealous a-log when it comes to Sam Hyde but honestly what the fuck was he thinking. I have no clue who this Harland is but the podcast felt like a feedback loop, where you hold up a mic to a speaker and hear the same thing over and over again until it becomes a piercing screech.

Harland matches Sam's energy perfectly. He's a 60-year-old man who has apparently worked in entertainment his entire life. He's obviously (based on his performance) seen people like Sam Hyde before and knows what his gambit is. Sam seems to think he's a hapless retard boomer who can't possibly understand his young mind and just completely underestimates him.

Nick is someone I respect and who is very funny, but crucially he's also a businessman. He's here to shill their show they've been working on. I'm aware World Peace was a big fucking deal to him and losing that show because Sam crashed out hurt him a lot.

Harland's first gambit is to put the wiggers all on stage. The only people that matter are Sam and Nick. The rest are there to make sure Sam and Nick never go a moment with their penis unglazed. They have no thoughts in their head, nothing to offer the world except glazing, and nothing to contribute to the podcast. Harland seems to have recognized this before the podcast started and made sure they'd all be represented, constantly hassling the pinoy to chime in when there's not a chance he'd be able to contribute anything funny.


Sam seems flabbergasted that Harland has no intention of putting on a serious show and is fully able to keep up with the nonsense thrown at him, to the point where Sam literally has to humble himself and say "When are we getting serious?", which is something that I think is something iDubbbz said word-for-word when interviewing the puppetmaster himself.

>>212871281
The feedback loop becomes a full-blown screech when ACTIVATION PHRASE: GORILLA NEST is spoken and Sam is invited to use prop sticks to build himself a monkey nest. Harland is literally calling him a big dumb gorilla and is inviting him to perform as one on his show. Not wanting to show offense he instead decides to go Gorilla+1 and actively destroy Harland's set. The table is broken and there is at least ten thousand dollars of enterprise studio recording equipment on that table. Harland actually helped push the table over and does not react negatively or change his disposition in any way to what has happened.


Sam has no idea how to react after Harland doesn't respond at all to his studio equipment being smashed. Nick Rochefort literally looks like he wants to die. The camera pans out to show all the wiggers are lined up against the wall like awkward children waiting for their parents to stop yelling at each other.


Sam finally gets asked to plug his skit show. Harland edits out every plug with stock videos in the final cut as an act of ultimate disrespect.

Sam invites Harland to his comedy show. Harland belittles him and gets him to basically grovel to show up.

I've never seen anything like this.

>>212871274
This man was having a good time

>>212871274

I'm Haeley Cryokeen i was a big fan until they flew me out humilated me assaulted me and I felt very unsafe so I left here's a qrd

https://youtu.be/SKm5R81PqXM?si=4zEDHbD7XfQ8n998

I was a huge fan of Sam and Jet until they complete fucked me over I've gotten hundreds of hate messages and death threats

>>212871422
Shut up you fat faggot. You're a paid shill + lolcow

>>212871281
>>212871318
truth nuke!

>>212865497
Sam has been discussed on this board for almost a decade, and this thread has nothing to do with fagtank

>>212871434
I'm not a lol cow and I'm not paid. Cut your own throat.

>>212871318
sam is retarded and expected harland to have a straight forward conversation for some reason when if you've watched any of harland's podcast appearances you'd know he's an innocent troll. they did link the whole mde crews socials in the description and the mde website too

>>212871477
You're fat and ugly

>>212868590
Down Periscope, Sonar the whale whisperer

>>212871766
I'm Cryokeen i was a big fan until they flew me out humilated me assaulted me and I felt very unsafe so I left here's a qrd

https://youtu.be/SKm5R81PqXM?si=4zEDHbD7XfQ8n998[Open] [Open]

I was a huge fan of Sam and Jet until they complete fucked me over I've gotten hundreds kf hate messages and death threats

OH LOOK IM A BIG GORILLA LIKE SAM HYDE LOOK AT ME IM A BIG GORILLA

https://youtube.com/shorts/48q8BKeeAaQ?si=2k8MiK-MyN4oyE_G

Sam Hyde Beats Famous Hollywood Comedian Harland 62 year half death for 3 minutes :https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4[Open]

57 seconds SUPERCUT of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212871274
True, I remember nick talking about his matan appearance. He's a lot more self conscious when hes somewhere he doesnt consider his buddy's place.

>>212871422
>Sam
>fucking people over

Yeah that sounds like him alright

>>212872400
Yeah it's almost like public perception and a form of social karma exist if you keep being a piece of shit unapologetic pos people will turn against you huh

>>212868065
>Nobody thought to step in to tell Sam to tone it down, or to talk to Harland and try not to be a complete dick?
Usually when shits going down the last thing people want to do is draw attention to it by telling people to calm down, hoping that if people act like everything's normal things will get better

But yeah, the fact that they're totally silent throughout the whole thing is telling of their actual relationship with Sam. They're supposed to be long time friends but won't even give Sam a lighthearted ribbing for being such a sperg? Did Erick say a single word?

>>212864461 (OP)
Someone edit this with the incel lines please I don't have ms paint on this computer

>>212870938
You're the one that's reaching, he could have just crushed it in his hands for that. But no, he literally put it in his mouth to make it look like he ate one and then you can see him spit it out in panick.

I honestly think the biggest takeaway from this whole debacle is that there are a shocking amount of people who believe that improv comedians plan their bits. Like what the fuck, how do you even draw that conclusion? Ignore the context for a moment, you are literally watching improv, the entire point is that none of it was vetted and anything can go wrong.

>>212870711
Sam would've made Nick go through some humiliation ritual like how he made Charls suck that cock.

>>212872461
No way! You're channing! You're jealous he fucked Marky Thompson! Hire more shills!

>>212872579
Yup. Gorilla nest is not about Sam making a bad joke or sperging out. It's the culmination of years of being a peice of shit.

>>212872579
>that pic
lmao

>>212871422
mfw these are the people defending Sam

Gorilla Nest = a subtle jab at how Sam has dropped everything and holed himself into the persona of being a Gorilla with nothing deeper to him.
Sam REALLY hated this dig on a subconscious level but isnt smart enough to see that chimping out is only proving that he's too far gone to the gorilla nest. It was a really genius dig actually.

hartland attack:

>makes fun of Christ (since he is converted)
>markposts ("you like them tight and ripe?")
>says that Sam has taken it up the bum ("you look like you've been raped")
>attacks Sam's macho persona by saying he looks/acts like a gorilla, "make me a nest 'comedian'!"

is this the end of Sam? he must be so humiliated now with not only this happening but everyone hating WP2 and Fishtank being officially cancelled and him and jet being in court yesterday.

>>212864461 (OP)
I cant stop laughing at this picture lol

>>212874778
So long as there's single moms, there will always be a legion of misguided lads worshipping sam and throwing money his way

>>212871346
Kind of sad since he was a fan of Harland and excited to meet him

>>212871281
>Harland's first gambit is to put the wiggers all on stage
Charls says in the podcast that Harland isn't Gambit retard

looks like we got a bunch of shirley twirlies who've had too many jungy giraffe jubblies in this thread, and their heads are all squirrely whirly nougat nut bars
*boing*

>>212869205
Sick of this image, Sam doesn't do 1 or 2

>>212870866
>That cope sip
>sam does it too
C O P E
S I P

>>212875621
>*explosion sound*
Will /ourguy/ close Scambo's coffin?

>>212875619
take your meds
call your dad

>>212868976
Fuck niggers

>>212875806
Kys Sam is not "scarce" he's done 500 podcast episodes and he's not funny either. You chuds mindlessly either hate or love him because he's your dad

I watched WPS2E1 and they just bullied some poor retard old man actor in an unfunny way. There was no joke. Then Sam does this.

Where is the funny?

>>212868590
>nobody mentions Rocketman

If you saw that fat black retard on Killtony try to roast Harland, you'd know Harland doesn't panic or back down or get mad. He's not that guy. He just wants to say silly things and appreciate nature, but people keep forcing him to go on the attack.

>>212875859
Amazing reading comprehension

>>212876033
Thats the bit, being up old gentiles. Hilarious, right?

>>212869124
Sam has been a sunk cost fallacy for 10 years now. He was supposed to be the rights perfect comedian. Trump before Trump, a far-right back door into the zeitgeist using humor and irony.

The issue is that Sam has been funny maybe a dozen times throughout his 20 year career. Trump only became that backdoor because even the idea of electing Trump was inherently funny, a cosmic joke and a fuck you to the liberal establishment. All you have to do is be funny.

>>212865499
The most fervent fishtank haters are actually OG S1 viewers.

>>212864461 (OP)
I ask if he will help me make some gorilla babies for this gorilla nest I'm making. We riff on gorilla sex for 3 minutes. I ask him where he even got the twigs and if they are gorilla grade twigs. Then commences a wonderful silly conversation about many subjects.

sam "gorinigga" hyde jones

>>212869975
He's actually an important producer for Disney. He writes and produces a lot of shows for them. Sam pissed off the one guy who could rehabilitate his career.

>>212876151
>If you saw that fat black retard on Killtony
Celebrate every moment of his pain.
https://youtu.be/3K_3fSrBbmA

>>212876287
One of those times was the TED Talk and he didn't even write that

>>212876368
Sam's "comedy" is basically just being an abusive asshole. The type of people who enjoy his content likely also get off watching predator hunters beating up developmentally disabled men who attempt to pick up underage girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfCfExCsHfc

just the relevant bits. Harland is based.

>>212876449
Harland isn't my cup of tea but he is respected in the industry. Sam fucked up big time and gave himself and MDE a permanent black eye. They will be stuck doing FTL and EP humiliation skits forever now.

>>212864461 (OP)
>Sam freaks out and spergs at a old man with a hat saying "Be A Good Human"
Sam should take note of those Christian values that he seems to apparently follow now

>>212864461 (OP)
its an act and all of you believe it for some reason. its faker than WWF

>>212865032
Just troons shilling, multiple sects even

>>212876647
what's your bottom line?

>>212875756
>averaging 5 week turnaover between episodes
>when they come back it's all just shit from last 3 or 4 days
nope this won't be a thing in like 3 more days. Mike just finished a show the other week, next episode will be 30+ days

>>212876565
They are both subpar

>>212876590
>FTL
They're getting taken to court for FTL. Not sure if it's coming back, but there's definitely a 0% chance that they'll be streaming from a boomer suburb again.
>EP humiliation skits
Got funded by techbros who I'm not sure if they're even all that impressed by it. Wouldn't be surprised if EP is in the grave.

There's a good dynamic here if Sam was able to let his ego go here. Harland saying very silly nonsensical things and Sam being fake exacerbated and eventually being silly himself. Put a silly prop on Sam's ugly mug. This not good for your career. Harland and his podcast are great, but its pretty low on the rung in terms of prestige. Sam could have done Theo, been funny, and found a new, slightly less autistic audience who also need an e-daddy. No one is having Sam on now. If you're 40 years old and haven't learned to suck it up and be agreeable sometimes, you have no right to lecture others on how to live.

>>212876502
Who did?

>>212876795
You know, rewatching it, it's a lot less funny than I remember. I think it was just nice seeing Harland, goofy and nice Harland, not back down against a talentless gorilla

For context, Harland didn't know fat black was going to roast him, so Harland had nothing prepared. David Lucas is just unfunny even with prep time.

>>212876813
He can go on all the "serious" right wing podcasts like the one with the MMA guy

>>212876807
>Got funded by techbros
I'm surprised to hear that yet not surprised at the same time. Do you have more info on how much and who?

>>212876884
Who's going to have Sam on knowing there's a chance he will break stuff? Or just be disagreeable and standoffisish in general? Or bring 8 people?

>>212876946
Bill Ottman is 100% one of the guys funding Sam's shit. Ottman showed up inside the ftl house at least once. People say Peter Thiel but I haven't seen definitive proof of Thiel involvement.

>>212876832
Andrew Ruse

>Sam makes the Asian guy stand next to Harland the whole time in a failed effort to make him uncomfortable
>Harland turns it around and makes the guy look retarded by having him say stupid stuff on command
Sam wasn't in control of the room and he felt threatened

Someone needs to sit Sam down, have him watch prime Simpsons, prime Cumtown, prime Sunny, and about 100-200 comedy special(both the great and the terrible for contrast) at gunpoint so he learns how to do a fucking joke.

At least the structure of a joke so I can pretend to laugh.

>>212877056
Harland basically turning Damiel into his retarded cohost was the funniest bit in the video

>>212877070
No, I need him to doomscroll twitter and instagram more so he can keep gaslighting himself into thinking the same "tha joos/indians" joke is funny.

>tfw you're just trying to fit in and listen to some cool music

>>212876966
or spit on the floor or smoke a cigarette

>>212876784
Mike's next show will be on Friday, July 25th, 2025. Screenshot this post.

>>212877056
Sam is not a comedian. He doesn't know how to control a room. Harland has been on the road doing dive clubs for 30 years. Put Sam in a room full of black comedy club goers and he flounders. Put Harland in front of that same crowd and they're all saying "oohthat white boy funny" within 10 minutes.

>>212877021
is he the one that made WP not suck?
I finally got around to skimming an episode of EP and it was like a bad parody
>WP: Jews Rock skit -- subtle and funny
>EP: Sam playing a Jewish doctor "OY VEY IM DR JEW HERE TO GIVE YOU PHARMACEUTICALS BECAUSE IM JEWISH *camera zooms in on a Talmud*
Zero subtly

>>212875621
>>212875756
it's "fool's sip" thank you very much

>>212877014
Whats wrong with ottman?

>>212877156
They had to be subtle because they were on adult swim genius. There is an addage about limitation and art though.

>>212877070
Prime Simpson's taught me to be funny, the timing lessons are eternal, the musicality as well. Cumtown legit made me less funny because the humor was so pure. No longer could I make a joke about the weather. It had to be Al Roker saying the weather in his white voice but also saying nigga every other word, also he's gay. Prime Sunny is also very good.

>>212877245
I tried to listen to cumtown once, the fake laughter was bbt tier

>>212877241
well then the guiderails did them good. I feel like the Dr who looks like hes a NASCAR driver due to the ads all over is a bad joke from 90s cartoons, To see that in 2025 mixed with an over the top on the nose Jew shit was unbelievable.

>>212877306
You get used to it, then you realize that the laughter is why it's funny. It's so retarded and a fat retard is guffawing at it and it makes you laugh.

>>212877346
But im not retarded, so canned laughter doesnt work on me

I just like seeing Harland consistently catch W's from people who underestimate him. He's the unassuming old man karate master. Except he's wearing googly glasses and a hawaiian shirt.

>>212871346
>>212871410
AH JEEZ DOOD

>>212864461 (OP)
Have you been heating the board up on purpose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbAF1EExpek

Harland = Harland

Sam = the other guy

>>212877332
Yeah but irl drs are so absurd it requires that much to be a parody. I think overrall the writing is a bit lazy and lacking insight and somewhat antiquated.

>>212877425
maybe

>>212877576
NOSEY

>>212865073
holy shit what THIS is the guy who ruined Sam's career? holy FUCK LMFAO. i didnt recognize him with the salt and pepper hair holy shit . Sammy got exposed by the nigga who played molly shannon's love interest in Superstar

>>212864461 (OP)
harland basically x10 his views for this episode so one way or the other who really cares its probably a win for both of them

>>212871281
>>212871318
Harland hearted these comments ouch

>>212870866
it's even worse cause harland taking that seat shows harland in an extreme position of domination because he's now heading sams crew and sams the one on the outside looking in, it's honestly a genius move and takes all the power sam usually has in these situations by having a big crew around him mean literally nothing to harland

>>212877626
It's funny how a comedian is recognized from movies growing up, was the one to felt Sam after not thinking about Harland Williams in like 20 years lmao

>>212868065
Charls was able to hang. Nick tried too until Sam got too cringe.

>>212877688
oooooooooooooooooof
wot nao for MDE? EP sure won't take them anywhere because there's only good graphics and three good skits for all five episodes. Eternal podcasting to milk paypigs? don't think it'll be boxing, that 60 year old hockey player tuckered sam right out.

>>212872579
this image is the funniest MDE related thing since WP

This frame is almost like a renaissance painting

>>212877688
haha

>>212877782
fishtank for the next 30 years

>>212877688
yeah, he's a passive aggressive boomer. if he was so mad he should've said something to sam's face

>>212877984
hopefully it's somewhere that's properly zoned for it in facilities they own
which they should have done from the start but hindsight is 20/20
>>212878082
Oh, I don't know anon. I think roid raging and tipping a desk over with expensive studio equipment may have had something to do with that decision rather than a personality quirk.

Harland has 4,000 new fans because of gorilla boy. I am one of them

>>212878082
>he should've said something to sam's face


Him being relatively polite and smiling while Sam raged was a brilliant move.

>>212878140
4k new viewers? thats more than fishtank and jet uses bots

>>212878082
he said he hated him to his face

>>212878140
I'm watching him with Will Sasso rn. His podcasst is hilarious. Thanks for introducing me to him Sammy.

>>212872817
>there are a shocking amount of people who believe that improv comedians plan their bits.

Shoots. Works. Marks. Kayfabe. This all requires a lot more contrivance and effort than wiggers are capable of. And were it even the case, it still looks like they showed their asses, JEWS ROCK style AGAIN.

>>212876884
Sam got owned by the MMA dude too, kek. i think that's what convinced him he needed to start dominating podcast appearances in whatever way he can, and now we're seeing that attempt backfire. it was supposed to be a reverse Matan but he got thoroughly countered.

>>212876350
>The most fervent fishtank haters are actually OG S1 viewers.

Has Ari Schaffir's approval. Gorilla faggot's going places.

>>212877836
samuel has a positively ghoulish profile.

>>212878528
cool it with the anti semitism

notice how the in-house shills have totally given up. is it bed time in Rhode Island?

>>212877014
Stanford's historically a hive of Maoists, and Thiel's even more cargo-culty spiritual materialist with his fixed ideas around his mentor Girard than even Brett Weinstein and Jesse Lee Peterstein.

>>212878172
Sam never raged, boomer. he threw some shit around to punk Harland who impotently made potato salad jokes in retaliation

>my dick is too big for that

>>212877688
Editing IN stock footage of children after TIGHT AND RIPE innuendos, even more substantially edgy and trollish. It's worse than it looks.

>>212864461 (OP)
does nobody else think the gorilla nest is a subtle jibe at Sam Hyde's bald spot? and Sam never got it.
lets face it, mocking a man's baldness is the utmost humiliation

>>212878337
passive aggressively saying "i hate you, i love you" when you're actually seething about getting punked in your own studio isn't actually standing up for yourself, dipshit

>>212878669
i don't think that's really Harland's style. but maybe i'm wrong.

>>212878669
I think it was more a jab at his looks and inability to be witty

>>212878688
Your e-daddy got mogged, Im sorry you are this butthurt about it

it was funny because the old guy can't drop his gimmick, so he has to take it and keep his face

>>212864461 (OP)
Sam builds nests for gorillas and lets gorillas build nests for him.

>>212878969
kek

>>212869124
>SOOOOOOO ABOUT THOSE JEWS!
zoomers are brown dumb and don't care about context. sam has rotted his brain with fishtank and doing livestreams to entertain them.

>>212878082
He told sam he hated him.

>AIDS is fun

for me, it's curly fries

>>212866722
have a (You)
>>212868065
Funniest thing was that they all laughed the hardest to Harland's quips, especially his "Nosy" comeback when asked what his age was. >>212877758 is correct. "Is there a gorilla in here or WHAT" was probably the funniest sentence that whole episode.

>>212879096
in a joking way, because he was too much of a pussy to say it for real. lol even after sam trashed his set and threw him around like a bitch

Not really related to this incident, but why can't actors just wither away in grace when they are past their prime? Hate seeing people ruin their whole reputation cause they can't do anything for money.

>>212879201
>Funniest thing was that they all laughed the hardest to Harland's quips
yeah, the MDE guys were all really polite and chill with Harland. weird that he was such a passive aggressive tool back to them the whole time. embarrassing look for him

>>212879226
I hope you've applied to join sams crew, he needs a guy like you to tell him the specific context and subtext of another human being who's speaking to him because he's in a bad way in that department. Would have saved him there to have someone speak in his ear.

>>212871281
>>212871318
type shi
>>212872829
picrel WAS a humiliation ritual, retard

>>212879260
>yeah, the MDE guys were all really polite and chill with Harland. weird that he was such a passive aggressive tool back to them the whole time. embarrassing look for him
SIDF cope. it was basic comedic riffing. you've never once seen Harland outside this episode, kek.

Sam comes across as a freak here, but thats his thing at this point. Harland comes across as a silly boomer but thats also his bit. Nick comes across as Sams bitch.
>dont eat that cookie
>nick spits it out like a little kid
>sam attacks harland
>nick turns purple and stares at the floor
>nick start talking to harland
>sam burps and he stops

>>212870417
he a legend for that, i watched him do the same thing to joe rogan too, basically did the same strategy of alluding to ivermectin w/o ever explicitly mentioning it

>>212879350
>can't refute what i said
sorry, Harland

>>212879423
>comedic riffing is shutting down the people riffing with you at every opportunity
the cope is astronomical

>>212870417
>>212879458
that's the type of shit Norm did on his podcast too. i guess they honed it against each other.

>>212879514
Norm didn't like Harland and never even bothered to reconcile with him despite knowing about his terminal illness for 10 years. stop trying to bring up Norm to make this talentless hack look good by association

>>212879508
>zero examples

>>212879447
selling cars must have been a blood-soaked nightmare that he never wants to return too no matter what.

>>212879473
Mm, maybe I was wrong. your problem is sam's problem. "when are we getting serious" to a man in a cap that says "be a good human" and a Hawaiian shirt.
Oh well.
pro tip: there's no argument to be had. sam roid raged, tipped the host's desk, grappled him, got tired, asked him if he worked out and "you're strong", and then will not see an actual podcast for some time. but please, continue your spin.

>>212879566
>Charls says something
>Harland tells him to shut the fuck up
wow, Harland is the riff master and a totally cool and not angry or bitter host

>>212864461 (OP)
>boomers end anonther jew hating retard
HOLY FUCKING BASED BAD YEAR TO BE AN ANTISEMITE

>>212879575
>sam roid raged
Sam was never mad. in the countless screen shots you faggots have made of this pod there's not one you can find of Sam looking bothered by anything. he played along with Harland's gorilla bit and threw some shit around like a gorilla which caused Harland to go into passive aggressive overload. but keep holding onto your forced memes and narrative that no one cares about because Harland is washed and 300K is huge numbers for him

>>212879598
while sam was talking about phone wallapers, charls growled that he keeps his phone on low battery mode because fuck full frams I don't need that. harland asked him why he sounds so angry about it and accurately said he sounds like a school shooter.

>>212865073
Based

>>212879676
wow, riveting improv and riff mastery. an unforgettable moment from the pod. thanks, Harland

>>212879372
good catch

>>212878969
Take it easy, stunt artist goyfish

>>212879662
Your problem is assuming roid-rage = mad. gotta pick up on implied definitions. In this case it's a short-hand word for "sam tips the hosts desk and proceeds to grapple with him." sam's emotional state literally does not matter because he used property damage and physical intimidation to try to one-up harland, and when it didn't work because he called it quits himself rather than harland saying "time's up." Although, to be completely 100% clear he said "I'm hungry" which in this case represents "I quit" rather than him necessarily being hungry.

>>212864570
i'm gonna kick your fucking ass

>>212879598
you retard, even that response was part of the concurrent bit, where Harland needed silence to study Sam's face. Charls interrupted with a dopey "What time is the show?" to play into it and laughed at Harland's response.

>>212879764
this might be the most insane cope yet. keep it up Harlandsisters

>>212879260
>>212879423
Harland's just Canadian, it's what they do. It just looks more gorilla twigged than it would be among silly billy americans acting pridefully.

I’m watching Harland’s other episodes with comedians I know and it seems like he’s trying to get the better of his guest than just have fun with them. It wasn’t Sam alone who he’s done this too. They want to riff and he wants to make jabs and try to “gotcha” them or make fun of them. It’s not very good natured, every episode is a constant game he plays with the guest and it just gets tiring to listen to

The part I find interesting is how Sam was undone by his own fear of "losing frame".
If Sam would have just no-sold Harland's wackiness like the other guys then Harland would have looked like an old man attempting lolsorandum humor. But Sam had to try to dominate with his Alpha Brainwave Redpill GorillaMindset and made a fool of himself.

>>212879790
Everyone can tell you're doing damage control.

>>212879790
YOUR HERO IS GAY AND HE GROPED AN OLD MAN

>>212879790
Well, I tried. Hopefully he's paying you at least.

>>212870417
>Harland knew EVERYTHING. Tight and ripe was a Boston Ross quote, where Sam made fun of marky. Cunninglingus was a reference to extreme peace being unfunny, and wanting to make Sam the butt of the joke.

The Netflix special Nick said they aren't getting on scuffed realtor/the 'sinister' pre-show fruit talk . . .

>>212879768
>Harland is such a riff master that he couldn't keep a riff going with the other guys longer than one response each
keep trying, bud

Sam is going go back with Frank Hassle. Harland will become the raped.

Sam begging him to come to his show at the end after being absolutely felted and humiliated was pitiful
Harland had to stare into his soul to finally get an ounce of sincerity out of Sam
this was a brutal case of someone with too big of an ego getting checked,
Harland aint no slouch and shouldn't have been underestimated, he was in Half-Baked rubbing shoulders with Dave Chappelle as well as his own successful career... sam did a fake Ted Talk and some selfie videos on youtube

>>212864461 (OP)
Sam, Harland, and the filipino guy were all in on it. Do you fuckers really not get this?

>>212870417
>>212869918
>>212869505
Talk about prime & lithe citrus fruit from the pre-show. Harland's a devious dog.

>>212879798
this. it's really not fun or interesting, it's thinly veiled combativeness. i guess he wasn't expecting someone to just go nuclear on him

>>212871179
>OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT

>>212879807
>no rebuttal
sorry, Harland

>:)

>>212871318
>prop sticks to build himself a monkey nest

The Silverback Faggot throne?

>>212879798
>I’m watching Harland’s other episodes with comedians I know and it seems like he’s trying to get the better of his guest than just have fun with them
I went and watched a few and it was similar but all of them took it better than sam. He just weirdly trolls his guests. Sam did zero research on this guy.

>>212879858
>mad that his single example is wrong
btw nice transient goal post Samsister.

>>212879944
sam was kind of handsome pre trt

>>212879953
>I went and watched a few and it was similar but all of them took it better than sam
so you admit Harland is just an asshole that deserved to get chimped out on?

>>212872579
Highly observant. Didn't take Nick for a spitter with that Rolex. What a good Buckrilla.

>>212879916
I wasn't the Anon you responded to. That's probably >>212879811
And your comment needs no rebuttal. It's just a claim that he's coping. You can't keep track of the conversation, I guess. Too much shill samefagging.

>>212880014
Are you casting sam "the puppet master" as a victim now? Is that the party line you've been told to shill?
Maybe he really is jewish.

>>212879963
i thought Harland was an absolute riff GOD. genius level improv MASTER. when the other guys chimed in why did it not lead to any interesting riffs or tangents? was Harland being a passive aggressive prick the whole time?

>>212880014
If sam just threw his desk down and said fuck you boomer maybe it would have been cool. Why stay around and then beg him to come to your show later. He was seeking approval very beta.

>>212879943
Sams definitely not being the jewish allegations with his dad

>>212879996
He looked really good around 10yrs ago with the clean shaven + bleach blonde

>>212874280
>Gorilla Nest (twigs) =

Deeply Closeted Swedish-German (Silverback) Meathead Wigger Faggot.

>>212880037
>sam "the puppet master"
projection. that's how you view him. his fans just think he's funny. you see him as "the puppet master" that needs to be taken down

>>212880085
also he made it to 30 with a good hairline, his baldness now is 100% due to steroids

>>212876033
>Where is the funny?

Rehashing literally everything including Charls & Ruse' Mr. Pregnant.

>>212880085
>>212879996

>>212880083
he was just being friendly and dropping the facade of the contentious interviewee. Harland can't be serious though or gracious so he acted like a baby and refused the olive branch

>>212880064
>expects Harland to contend with 8 dudes at the same time
>ignores his riffing with Charls
>ignores his riffing with Nick when Nick wasn't totally resided
>ignores how no one in the crew were willing to chime in
>ignores how the episode was clearly supposed to be mainly a Sam appearance but Sam had to bring his entire posse because he's "bad at podcasts" so Harland kept it focused on him anyway
>keeps moving the goalposts and strawmanning
you're not very good at this.

>>212880108
Oooooh, my bad. Sam never tries to one-up anybody or do "le epic trolls." Boy, glad you corrected the record on that one. Old MDE must have been done by someone else entirely.

>>212880162
>ignores his riffing with Charls
>ignores his riffing with Nick when Nick wasn't totally resided
>ignores how no one in the crew were willing to chime in
uhhh i think you contradicted yourself there... Harlandsisters, we need better guys on this one

>>212880158
>when you destroy your body face and hair for 'a bit'
and people think he wouldnt destroy a studio for a bit

>>212880162

>>212880166
lol so you're just agreeing with me then. cool

>>212880199
>ignores all the points to make a semantics argument
yeah you just conceded.

>>212880222
Sure, why not? It's pretend world, pretend nothing went wrong, fix nothing, and we'll see how MDE is doing in a year (probably sooner lmao.)

>>212880199
>>212880162


Samcels your attempts at damage control are failing. It's obvious to everyone except the most /pol/poisioned wet brained Hydefag that he got completely BTFO'd by a superior comic who is much much more intelligent than him.

I figured out what this feels like. What Sam feels like, it feels like he's trying to do the pre-rape fake jovial thing that Alex does in Clockwork Orange.

They know they're going to rape and murder you, but you're not quite sure, but your lizard brain knows you're in danger. It's really cringy for a 40 year old man to try intimidate old people.

>>212880084
That guy does not look jewish, he looks irish if anything. I think his mom is a yenta though.

Sam built his career on messing with people in a childish and often mean spirited way. But Harland effortlessly dismantled him without yelling, swearing, or stooping to his level. Using only wit and composure, he outplayed the self proclaimed alpha badass persona he's attempted to create the last 10 or so years. Now that Sam’s clearly off steroids, looking smaller and unable to physically intimidate an older man, it really drives home how far he’s fallen.

If Sam had done this on something bigger, like Killtony or Rogan or even Theo Von, the bit would have justified itself. Absolutely trashing the format and "asserting" yourself on a big stage. It's not funny or cool, but it's at least approaching a bit.

This is more like flipping off a Trump sign on a deserted, secluded street for your Instagram audience of 3. And the Trump sign is on the lawn of the nicest old lady in the neighborhood.

>>212880294

>>212880407
It’s honestly nuts how out of his depth Sam looked. You can tell he’s spent his whole career surrounded by yes men and edgelords who mistake shock value for substance. Meanwhile someone like Harland, who actually has sharp instincts, genuine comedic finesse, and the respect of people who matter just dismantled him with calm precision. When Sam ran out of material he defaulted to lazy low effort racism, assuming it would rattle Harland. Instead it just exposed how little he brings to the table when he's not juiced up or bullying soft targets. Total generational beatdown.

>>212880506
I want Sam to go on Rogan now just so we can see that manlet dullard fuck with him. I get the feeling that Harland isn't the only mainstream comic who thinks Sam is a massive POS and a lot of those guys are good friends with Joe, so I could see it happening.

any mde fans know the song playing in ep 5 from 5:00 to 5:30ish?
shazam was no help

>>212880479
Sam on KillTony would've been perfect
especially if he'd shown up as Steve Horny
since it skewers Adam Ray's entire career of "LOL I'm a celebrity parody".
plus it would showcase Sams only remaining talent...abusing retarded craigslist actors for cheap laughs

>>212880506
>It’s honestly nuts how out of his depth Sam looked. You can tell he’s spent his whole career surrounded by yes men and edgelords who mistake shock value for substance.
precisely. it's why he has to bring someone with him to every appearance to anchor his fake personality and feel dominant. otherwise he drops the act and runs out of material. Harland managed to do it anyway, though. Sam has absolutely nothing left by the time "clazy" bit happens.

>>212880493
Sam failed to grab that piece of paper from an old man btw

>>212880534
>>212880506
It's sad I now realize that even Joe "65IQ" Rogan would mop the floor with Sam. I don't see a world where Sam doesn't get flustered and angry and do something stupid and drastic. I think doing at least a few years of unironic standup would have helped Sam. A few bombs, some genuine self-improvement, a little humility, the ability to collaborate with people and he comes out the other side. Now? Bobby Lee could probably humiliate Sam.

>>212880584
Sam would be too pointedly mean and lose the audience. Also, he would autistically freak out that Tony(faggot) maintains control of the show.

>>212878969
KEK

>>212880634
Sam wouldn't even think about getting physical with the roidgut having manlet because he would literally beat him to death.

>Sam being unable to wrestle Bobby Lee to the ground
This is still a possibility in this timeline.

>>212880634
I'm sick of people calling Joe low IQ. He's clearly somewhere in the low 100s, maybe even a solid midwit. It takes real cognitive stamina to handle those long form interviews and he actually brings up interesting points pretty regularly. Sure, he’s often out of his depth and has that stoner bro vibe, but I’d bet money he’d score higher on an IQ test than Sam.

Can Sam go an hour without Nazi, Jew or Indian references? Even the most dirty comedians could make clean jokes. Literally 35 seconds in.

>>212864996
>I've watched videos of gorillas in the wild don't even do this disrespect

There are bachelor gorilla bands, and they do the needful with each other just as you'd expect.

>>212880634
>A few bombs,


His massive ego couldn't handle that. It's why he does the childish "anti-humor" fucking with the audience standup. People aren't supposed to laugh so if/when they don't he can say it's a win. You can't fail if you don't try.

>>212880738
Joe isn't a genius but most of the people who call him dumb are clearly less intelligent than him

>>212870711
>>212870711
>Would Sam really have chimped out on Nick for momentarily siding with Harland? Was the threat of that enough for Nick to piss his pants and spit out the cookie?

That Rolex started as a cockring.

After watching other Harland eps I conclude he isn’t funny and just resentful of any successful comedian so he makes fun of them to convince himself he’s funnier

>have you ever met an eskimo
>ALASKA IS THE RAPE CAPITAL OF THE LIKE PLANET

jesus fucking christ sam just riff you stupid fucking loser

Why was Sam taking his belt off and unbuttoning his pants before the desk flip? Was he going to try and actually rape Harland on camera?

can we all at least admit as much of a schizo charls is he was ultimately right about sam

>>212881048
I'm not a big MDE guy, but when I look into Charl's eyes, I know that he knows more than I do. He's gakked up on some secret universe truth that mortals are not privy to.

>>212865073
truth nvke

Sam was pissed the audio and video quality wasn't absolute dogshit so he made it more like Fishtank.

>>212878082
He said he looks raped, he looks like a monkey, he hated him and joked about going to his show and Sam actually believed him. The damage control is blatant

>>212881013
I noticed this too.

It feels like when you invite black guys to your house when you were a kid and they stage a distraction and one of them disappears and steals your Xbox 360 and your mom's jewelry and you learn a very valuable lesson about people like that.

>>212870994
>Threw around like a little girl

Sam got out muscled by a 60 year old man lol

>>212879423
>comedic riffing
>dial up being a dick constantly with no real discussion
yeh sounds like a real good podcast. at least on tough crowd after calling patrice "gorillas in the mist" you'd have some insightful commentary.

>>212879883
can i get paid to do dmg control too?

>>212881442
yeah i sure was wondering when Harland's podcast would finally get serious.

>>212880407
>>212880506
Sam won

I would have liked if Harland were funny

>>212881442
so literally what same does?

what sam couldn't handle his own medicine?

>>212881627
What did Sam win from grappling with a 63 year old man and barely being able to move him?

Tim won.

>>212881721
was*

>>212881804
*is