Thread 212864523

That son of a bitch took mah pants!

>>212864523 (OP)
What if he seduced the bum for his pants instead?

They just happened to be the right size? Come fucking on.

>>212865000
>Come fucking on
I'm sure they do, those things are filthy

>>212865063
I did a year in Iraq but I'll be damned if I put on a bum's pants. Fuck that. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

Can't let you take the man's ride, son

>>212865162
>Two packs of adult Depends, a bottle of Magnesium Citrate, and a rainbow fursuit
>hey pal, just what you see

>>212864523 (OP)
it's my headcanon that he grabbed new pants in the department store when he got his shoes

>>212864523 (OP)
>steal some bums sharted in trousers
>immediately after; run through a sports store and nab a pair of shiny new Nike™ hi-tops and ignore the rails full of clean trousers, wearing the bums sharted piss-stained trousers the whole movie and even seduce Sarah Connor in them, fuck her, shower, and put the crusty trousers back on.

Fuck.

>>212865513
You can take the boy out of the nuclear wasteland but you can't take the nuclear wasteland out of the boy.

>>212865595
Be happy he didn't cook a rat during the movie because "rats are good eatin"

>>212865546
I always assumed that what this terminator was using was the "phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range" that Arnold asked for in the 1984 gunshop.

>>212865546
such a kino scene

>>212865881
I loved it.

>>212865513
This was still during the Punk Rock time period of the early '80's and some of those guys were super nasty so he fit in with that group.

>>212864523 (OP)
Imagine the crust

>>212865513
He used the bums pheromones to seduce her

>>212865971
if they wanted to make more terminator movies, all they had to do was make a future war film in this style.

>>212866212
I wished they would have remained true to the original Terminator instead of the direction they took which was more comedic than sci-fi horror.

Do you have any proof those are your pants, sir, and not his?

>>212865114
I'll give you a good hard bumming soldier boy

>>212865493
I mean he literally does, you can see when he comes out hes got new pants that arent dirty as fuck.

*knock knock*

>>212864549
>He dies in those pre shat hobo pants

>>212865327
KEK what’s the magnesium for?

>>212865546
Hey, that's franco

>>212868372
It was better when machines were "low high-tech" like this. The more super nanobot transformer they've become, the worse it's gotten

Imagine wearing a homeless guy's pants with no underwear, like bro wtf

>>212865971
>red eyes glowing through fake human eyes in the dark

If AI got to the point of skynet levels of bullshit surely they'd play some sort of frequency across the globe to make us deaf first. It would be so easy.

I DIDN'T BUILD THE FUCKING THING

>>212871190
I DIDN'T START THE FIRE
IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING
SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING

>>212870902
This still looks amazing

>>212865546
>>212865971
>>212868372
What’s with the blue filter

>>212871287
Always thought that Reese was cool as hell looking.

>>212865162
SON OF A BITCH TOOK MY DIAPER !

>>212871287
John was preparing Reese for this mission for years by giving him jerk off material of his mom.

>>212865971
why hasnt cgi been able to top this frame

>"Why didn't you bring any weapons, something more advanced? Don't you have, uh... ray guns?"
how do you respond without sounding mad

>>212864523 (OP)
>You can't wear those.

>>212871453
Film makers just don't know what's spooky these days.

>>212871482
>frayed cargo pants in the 32 inch waist

>>212871663
>You know your Levi's, pal.

>>212871544
Man, I forgot lol about those wild card poker coffee cups, I’d always run into them in subpar hotals

>>212871287
Hell yeah mission accepted

>>212870902
I don't know enough about animation to say what technology that scene consists of but it looks better than the shit we've been seeing for the past 40 years.

>>212865546
>based Arnold looking after his friends and giving them roles in his films

>>212867848
Nah, I'd just choke you out and bash your head on concrete until your skull caved in, faggot.

>>212868372
>pic related
What the killer machines actually look like.

>>212872715
I'm willing to bet that those won't stick around though. They're too easy to defeat with jammers, shotguns, etc. Future drones won't be Terminators but I'm betting they will at least be bullet resistant and AI controlled.

>>212872930
>too easy to defeat with jammers
Modern encryption techniques make jamming pretty much a non-viable option, if not impossible.
>shotguns, etc.
They fly too high for your typical direct fire weapon to be effective. Something like a RADAR directed weapon system would work, or a small man portable heat detecting missile system, like a mini-stinger.

>>212872930
>jammers
already being wire-guided, immune to jamming
>AI controlled
yep, huge ai controlled swarms will dominate everything. China is already experimenting with it. They have light shows with hundreds of drones making elaborate complex shapes in the sky with all the drones flying precision routes and knowing where each other are, then coming back to land. A human resistance would have no chance

>>212868372
I was scared of this part as a wee little lad :(

>>212873710
That's good. Horror movies and scary parts are best experienced as a child. That's the time when they're most potent and effective. Therefore most memorable.

>>212864523 (OP)
Imagine how much he'd stink of old piss and shit. He wouldn't be able to blend in at the club with hobo piss pants on. It's like when an I didn't walks into the room.

>>212871332
Future = blue

>>212865546
what was the point of having dogs to detect terminators if one can murder every single person in there anyway

>>212871453
CGI doesn't mean style or vision

>>212871332
Blue is meant to visually imply depressing atmosphere.

>>212872460
doubt you could do that before you choked to death on your bf’s cock

>>212865327
lmao

>>212872715
https://youtu.be/_lJ1S2gvW8I?t=941
Always found these battle drones cartoony at the time, but with how drones have advanced over the past decade they aren't so far-fetched now.

>>212868015
I live in bumfuck nowhere and someone has an Elite just like that in mint condition, except it's bright red. I see it parked around town but I've never actually seen who rides it.

>>212874991
They're the newer T-800 infiltrator models. The dogs were trained on the older T-600's with rubber skin and shit.

>>212875255
I thought everyone who lives in bumfuck nowhere tends to know everyone else in the area?

>>212871356
Reminder that Cali Wali was a reliably red state with a very healthy gun culture when this movie was made.

>>212865114
>I did a year in Iraq
why do ZOGbots bring up their slavery groundmeat status out of nowhere?
nobody cares you sould your soul to israel you massive cocksmoking dicksleeve.

Maybe Skynet wouldn't have destroyed the world in an incel rage if they made a sexy lady AI to keep him company.

>>212871287
Coolest adult John Connor.

Where did the Terminator obtain a city sized truck?

>>212864523 (OP)
I just imagine him pulling them up the pants then hearing a squish sound and looking at the homeless guy and him being like yeah a shit myself earlier

No no no, you gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "You have soiled yourself" or some shit like that. You say "Uh oh! Stinky!"

>>212878389
Childhood is fearing the robots.

Adulthood is realizing the murderbots will probably save us from the fucking pedophiles.

>>212865868
Retard.

>>212864523 (OP)
Wearing those cum stained pants for so long means theres a real chance that hobo was John Connors dad.

>>212875267
It detected them just fine, but by that point it's inside with a powerful weapon. There should be like an "airlock" double door, so when the dogs go nuts it's still on the outside of the doors. But that's not as fun a scene

>>212864523 (OP)
Do you think he also stole his underwear?

Surely wearing jeans without underwear is very uncomfortable right

>>212868015
kino vehicle clothing hairstyle and time period

>>212871452
bravo vince

>>212871356
>plasma rifle
clerk doesn't say
What the hell is that is that, are you high you german sounding asshole
always found that odd

Quick /tv/, what brand of jeans do you use? I like Diesel.

>>212865114
>How can you tell if someone was in the military
>Dont worry, they'll fucking tell you
Every time

Are those truly YOUR pants, or are they humanity's pants?

Nice night for a cock!

>>212872157
Miniatures and compositing.

>>212867994
>Sarah fucks him after his dick has been wrapped in the pre-shat, stale cumstained hobo pants

>>212875122
I'm surprised you let go of the cocks in your hands long enough to type out your faggot shit.

>>212870902
purple lazors so cool

>>212876755
kek, so true
probably was hoping we would thank him for his service or think he's a badass.

silly shaboss goy

>>212877845
The truck is normal sized anon, they just put the tire really close to the camera

>>212876755
Holy based

>>212876755
Kek based. Fuck that ZOG cuck.

>>212876755
>I would draw the line at wearing a bum's pants
I think that he was alluding to his (willingly) rabbi-raped status, like he knows he's low but not even he'd do that.

>>212865114
Iraq, cool. You want to go abandon Fallujah a third time? You need to quit starting sentences with
>as a veteran
1. People who did not "serve" do not care about you being a veteran. At all. Not where you were, not the "man, this one time in _" stories, not what kind of kit you wore.
2. Other veterans either do not care, or are waiting for you to finish talking so they can compare DD-214's with you.

Stop standing up for applause at events, throw your velcro tactical cap away. Its either stroking your ego or holding on to the past - neither are healthy. If all you did was a year in Iraq...I have toiletries with that much time in theater.

>>212865546
Aww, what a cute little Italian! He didn't eat-a enough pizza!

>>212876755
This! So much this!

>>212865546
goddamn this looks so good for such a low budget, Cameron makes everyone look like amateurs

>>212887364
>Our mission is to connect him to 4chan earlier.

>>212867887
then why do people talk about how Sarah Connor sleeps with a guy wearing smelly homeless man pants?
are people just retarded?

>>212887389
>He's not a dog, but he'll do! *everyone laughs*

>>212871356
Can you really do this in america?

Just walk to the nearest Ammunation and shoot the clerk?

>>212864523 (OP)
the pants came with free cheese in the crotch

>>212871287
That phenotype looks so fucking cool (no homo)

>>212865546
Too bad we never got a full movie like this

>>212865272
Kek. Underrated.

>>212871287
>Kyle: This is the best mission ever, John. I'm gonna make you proud, Sir!
>Sarah: w-who are you talking to?
>Kyle: N-nothing, let's keep going

>>212887438
>then why do people talk about how Sarah Connor sleeps with a guy wearing smelly homeless man pants?
>are people just retarded?
Nah, they just don't notice details like that and think they are smart by making comments about how smelly Kyle Reese must be.

>>212884677
This! So much this!

>>212864523 (OP)
FUn fact: the bum came into the pants bf Kyle Reese took them and then had the bum's cum on his dick when he had sex with Sarah Connor. John Connor is the son of some random bum.

>>212888763
A hero that you deserve, anon!