>*uuurrrp* Hey, BITCH. You fuckin layin pipe in that Lois Lang chick or whatever? *pops open full tequila bottle* Fuckin pussy. *lights cigarette*

>Summer Smith only with superpowers

the pissing jokes are going to be intense

>>212865066 (OP)
she monkey

>>212865106
>Rick and Morty INVENTED the crude woman
I want to rip your throat out with my teeth

wow. she's quite rude.

>>212865333
needs correction

can someone just post the scene what is the context here

>>212865813
Post credits scene, Supergirl comes in with a stumbling morning-after type look and rants a bit then asks where her dog is, which the dog hears and flies over and tackles her playfully and then she gets up and brushes her knees (very hot) then leaves with the dog while rambling some comments on the way out. I don't know anything she says besides "where's my dog" because I've only seen webms without audio of the scene but those words are very noticeable via lip reading.

Here is the scene someone made that was cut to only show parts she was in frame.
>we hold these truths to be self evident

>>212865066 (OP)
Why didn't Superman just simply fuck his cousin?

>>212866435
what the FUCK
I cant even watch this its so cringe

>>212866296
she says
"Thanks for watching him, biiitch," before flying off

Isn't this movie out already? All anyone on this board talks about with this movie is this end credits scene that's always shown in french for some reason.

>>212866435
this makes MoS look like citizen kane
this is the jeeti-iest looking gay horseshit I've ever seen

>>212865066 (OP)
>oh man trashy women are so cool and empowering, keep slaaaaaying queeeeen bad bitches rock

>lex luthor: english
>supergirl: english
>superman (the proper one): english
>batman: (proper one and new one): both english
but no, it's the jews running things........

>>212866435
she 100% fucks that dog

>>212865066 (OP)
She monke

>>212866435
Cute as fuck, I am sold.

doesn't have the post credits scene unfortunately but if you want to watch it
https://www.cineby.app/movie/1061474

>>212866727
It does, it's at 1 hour 56 mins 54 seconds, with audio

>>212866435
Did she bring that super coat with her from West Krypton?

>>212865066 (OP)
I don't like that kinda talk and attitude.

>>212866435
The cinematography of this movie is unspeakable ass

>>212866575
And always this same shitty frame because theres nothing else to see or show

>>212866769
>the movie is only 1h57m without the credits

how is it that we got used to ridiculously overlong popular movies? why did no studio reign it in before now?

>>212866296
>hahaha the doggy is a piece of shit! So cute!
The only dog I've ever owned was a saint, so I don't understand the appeal of this type of pet.

>>212866884
Womyn don't control they dogs

>>212866884
it's literally a spic oversocialzed faggot retard phenomenon
i.e. dumb ugly retards who need constant attention

>>212866884
I never implied anything of the sort what your greentext linked to my post contains. Perhaps you should stop projectively quoting other posts to make really bad arguments about stupid shit only you care about?

idk the name of that blondie but she's hot asf

>>212866642
How's weather in Palestine, mahmoud?

>>212866988
Dude, what? I'm only commenting on the webm you posted. I'm not talking about your post itself.

>>212866727
I know nothing about this movie but it's a comedy?
Feels like a parody of Superman...is this what they were going for?
I'm a few mins in and there's a villain attacking and blowing shit up and there's a woman taking a selfie with this going on in the background
It feels like they watched One Punch Man and thought that would make for a good Superman movie, except they still fucked it up

>>212866816
That is because it is the same cinematographer that made the Flash movie.

>>212867091
lex's girlfriend

>>212867099
It’s the same cinematographer Gunn has used the entire time he’s been involved with GotG and DC, so the Flash borrowed him from Gunn not the other way around

>>212866435
the coat makes her looks like such a bum, they couldve chosen a better one that still gives off the "drunk slut" vibe

>>212866296
It’s not a post credit scene. It’s last scene of film

>>212866884
Crypto always acts that way in comics

>>212865066 (OP)
When they say she was "partying" do they mean she was having sexual intercourse?

>>212865066 (OP)
She has monkeypox

>>212866435
yjk

>>212867077
You replied to a post with a still image. Besides a dog being hyper to his favorite person and playfully greeting them doesn't make him an asshole. But yeah for sure Saint Bernards are a bit more reserved about that, the big dog breeds usually are more sensitive about their size and tone it down. Krypto is a superdog that lives around superhumans so the banter is measured.
>>212868460
Well I've only seen screens and webms posted on /tv/ so my mistake.

>>212867061
Artillery-y

>>212868527
yes, with tons of differently colored and sometimes monstrous aliens

>>212866659
Supermonke cute

>>212865066 (OP)
she's perfect

>>212865066 (OP)
>>212866435
This is reason enough for me to boycott the movie.

>>212865238
>I want to rip your throat out with my teeth
kinky

>>212865066 (OP)
we know clark was sent with a nefarious plan to enslave humanity and take a harem, but what about her? She was sent with no purpose or message?

>>212867091
This is literally a plot point in the movie. Just watch it.

>>212866524
he did

>>212869744
She was sent with the purpose of looking after Superman, because Jor El says fuck off if you think his kid isn't going to be the most important one.

>>212869284
Boycott life while you’re at it

love that her tits look big there

>>212866727
she actually called her cousin a bitch? for watching her dog?

>>212871776
girl's a total BRAT

>>212871830
needs kryptonite correction

>>212866296
>Post credits scene
It's the last scene.

>>212865066 (OP)
Is she aware of the directives of her people?

Does she have a harem of breeding studs to recreate Krypton with?

>>212868622
dogpilled again :(

>>212866435
>white woman
>dog
every single time. like blacks and watermelon.

>>212870270
>*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* V

>>212866435
>Calls you a meuf
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>212872947
This big boss dude is a jerk

>>212866435
meuf bros...

>>212865106
if dan harmon wrote this movie it would be filled with incest jokes

most of the acting was bad aside from nicholas hoult
the jokes fell flat
terrible plot

>>212866435
>no glimpse of panties
One job Gunn.

>>212868622
I'm not trying to be funny, but what would happen if the dog cummed in her, wolf baby?

>>212874135
Yup, werewolf

>>212874135

>>212865066 (OP)
>Supergirl starts thrusting her hips in Superman's direction
>So when's the Lous Lang Bang cuh
Bravo, James

>>212874209
>>212874257
thabks

>>212866435
Has there ever been a Superman comic where Krypto wasn't Superman's dog?

>I wonder if I should ask my cousin who has lived on Krypton if the message from my parents has been altered in any way?
>nah. fuck 'em

>>212866435
Lmao, What a shitshow

>>212865066 (OP)
There is zero and I mean ZERO (0) chance I will be paying money to see this Supergirl movie. There is a better chance of the Earth growing legs and tripping over the sun.

>>212866435
CANNOT WAIT for the sfm of this scene.

>>212876081
ok?

>>212870270
Why didn't Lex just use the mindless Superman clone he had at his disposal to pretend to be him and ruin his reputation by doing evil shit? Is he stupid?

>>212865066 (OP)
>>212866549
>>212866610
>>212867909
>>212869284
>>212871776
>>212876081
This movie really exposed that you losers didn't hate women, you were actively afraid of and intimidated by them.

>>212866435
>hangs out on red sun orbiting planets so she can get druk
Imagine how much dick she takes on a daily basis. Surely man on any given planet is guaranteed to lose their virginity whenever she comes around.

>>212876081

>>212876574
I saw Furiosa in the theater opening weekend you raging homo. I won't be seeing Supergirl because this universe is cringe AF and D.O.A.

who green lit these trash ass outfit, a fucking wifebeater?

You faggots are raging over a cute girl being shown on screen.

>>212866435
You just know

>>212866435
The porn parody guy writis porn parody movies. kek

Who did he blackmail to get into hollywood.

>>212870270
In all star that genius guy spends his entire life trying to clone supermans dna and fails. Lex does it for fun and the movie plays it for laughs.

you think she ever tries to party with clark

>>212879483

>>212879905
Lois isn't gonna be happy

>>212876081
That’s nice. There are more posts about the Supergirl cameo on this board than Superman in his own movie though, so I’m not too worried

>>212866296
Her body contours here make her boobs seem quite large. I've never really noticed them to be that big before.

>>212866435
she looks like white trash lmao

>>212866435
>>212866296
>degenerate despicable whore who is fucked senseless by strangers and is an alcoholic loser
Well, this is going to be a huge hit with Gen Z women. The ones that haven't cut their tits off, that is.
>>212876081
No one will. The actress is a nobody, she showed up for far too little and if Superman can barely muster a profit, there's no chance she will. Zazlav panics and sees The Batman 2 as the only viable DC property left and he fires Gunn and his statement last week ages like piss.

>>212865066 (OP)
*puts lighter up to ass*
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
*massive flame appears, due too all the alcohol that she consumes*
*melts down half of the fortress of solitude*
Supergirl:
"Later motherfucker..." *BUUUUUUUURP* "I'm outtie to go fuck some Zebras in Africa, or some shit.."
*takes off into the sky*
*spirals into an airliner*
"wu-atch where your flying, faggots!"

>>212881487
The other characters in the scene remark that they are concerned about her self destructive behavior. I have a sneaking suspicion that she will grow or evolve as a person over the course of her solo movie.

>>212865066 (OP)
Why is she playing a white person

I bet she likes to fuck Hancocks'.

>>212881594
>raped to death by Lobo

>>212881487
>he fires Gunn
Keep dreaming kek

>>212866435
>the dog
oh no
ohh no gunnbros

>>212865066 (OP)
I'm glad they're giving us a cute Supergirl. The last one had a sexy latina look but she wasn't cute. Supergirl should be cute dammit.

>>212879483
wine aunt physique
gotta get to her soon

>>212881594
She's a fucking menace

>>212881594
>>212883947

>>212866435
way too ugly for the role
should've been this girl they almost casted instead

>>212866435
Imagine how hard that dog could pound her little super pussy. She'd never have sex with a human again after that.

>>212866435
Fun is bad.

>>212866642
>she 100% fucks that dog

Is Suprgirl Canadian?

>>212865106
Would be cool. They have too the same way people do?
>>212866296 if the movie isn’t that good she should be fun to watch at least if they don’t make her too much of a downer

>>212865066 (OP)
>customer base is 65% nerdy fat numales
>make your protag a self-insert for retarded nagging mid sorority alcoholics instead of a likeable hot babe
>the only people that'll like her are trannies from the global south that go "MOTHERRRR" anytime they come across a dysfunctional person
will they ever learn?

>>212865066 (OP)
Too bad her film will flop

>>212885139
If she fucks the dog it'll do numbers and I wouldn't put it past Gunn.

>>212880164
>Lois isn't gonna be happy

"...You need to understand Lois... Supergirl and I have to procreate to keep the Kryptonian race going... we are an endangered species, you know"

>>212865066 (OP)

i love her already

>>212865066 (OP)
Is "laying pipe" sex? I always thought it meant taking a shit.

>>212867061
Cloudy with a 95% chance of IDF squad wipe.

>>212866884
>Dog raised by a single woman who treats it like a substitute child rather than an animal that needs to be trained to know boundaries is a poorly-behaved piece of shit

It checks out.

>>212865066 (OP)
Fucking your cousin is wrong