Thread 212865716

Always has been. Always will be.

Sam Hyde Beats Famous Hollywood Comedian Harland 62 year half death for 3 minutes :https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4

57 seconds SUPERCUT of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212865716 (OP)
Sam is in violation of stripes TOS

You've done it for me and you have to be careful on your phone to help me with a lot more than I can do it for a bit but it was a bit more like the other one and I truly have no reason to be in a rush

Go back to your schizo stalker website Josh

ban fishtank threads, sick of the cancerous spamming faggots that watch that dogshit

>>212865798
>save me jannies!!

I like Freddy but.... how do I avoid becoming like him at 36?
im just a bit younger (28) and instead of being a music guy im an illustration guy

>>212865833
Find a girl to settle down with, cut back on drinking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdhFHBtyAuI&t=
its jover netflix, rogan, and adult swim all cancelled after the chimp out

They don't show art like this in the museum anymore

Sam had his breasts milked.

>>212865798
Rent free

>>212865716 (OP)
>>Turns into a lolcow

>>212865782
Fuck off Cryokeen. Aren't you a lolcow yourself and almost killed yourself when Sam blocked you?

>>212865798
if you write me up a report, i'll send over 200 reports

>>212865833
The only thing wrong with Freddy is that he’s cringe. Keep doing what you’re doing, just be cool and don’t be cringe.

>>212865716 (OP)
This whole thing is nothing

>>212865716 (OP)
Surely yet another one of these threads will be the end of him

>>212866115
Just DM them on Twitter or send them an email with any of the degenerate shit that goes on on Fishtank.

>smells a gorilla nest
>goes bananas
like ookery

Always was

>>212865833
>Have consistent income
>Don't become an alcoholic or pill head
>Learn to control your drinking for real
>Work on being the kind of guy that people find admirable
That's where it's at

>>212865716 (OP)
What was the appeal of this guy anyway, I only like when he threatened to kill Hassan but that's about it

>>212865716 (OP)
>lives rentfree in your head

>>212866844
He collects fatherless retards and gifts them with basic advice like
>work out and don't do drugs
And throw in
>HITLER HAHAHAH

>>212866844
he's funny and has no filter, that's about it

Listen man I'm in just going to lay it out for everyone. Sam let a lot of people down with his antics today. I know I won't ever see him the same way again. He was a role model for a lot of us, but for me he was a hero. I looked up to the guy, you know? And then he goes and throws it all away, and for what? A few headlines in the newspaper? No one even reads that shit anymore. No I refuse to accept this. I will fight. We will fight. This cannot stand. We're gonna make it. This i promise you. You ripped my heart out Sam but I will emerge from this stronger. We all will. Oh who am I kidding? I can't go on like this. I'm out of here. Good luck fellas you're gonna need it

>>212866023
he's a retard that's going to be homeless when his mom dies (reverse mortgage)

>>212865716 (OP)
I never got Hyde. I watched him for 5 minutes, seemed like a type of unfunny millennial """"comedy"""" like Tim & Eric. Maybe I'm wrong, but he's always looked unbearable to me

>>212865798
are you niggers really this stupid

WHITE WHITE LIKE A CRACKA DO

So what was with that little podcasting collab run with David Lucas and Sam?
were they doing drugs together? was Sam trying to get closer to Hinchcliffe or Rogan?
i can't imagine anything they have in common.
they didn't have chemistry in any of the appearances together. David justs seemed like a fan of Sam who didn't fully get what he's about.

NIGGA HEIL HARLAND

>have you ever been raped? You look like you have
awesome thank you Harland

>>212865782
>16 commets


Need to spam it more, unpaid intern

>>212867297
sam just thinks its cool to have black friends. he clearly wants to be black

>>212865782
Way to remove the pro Harland comments loser

>>212865716 (OP)
Sam has gotten this bad because of audience capture
After getting shafted by AS he had to rely on his superfans for income and many of those faggots only want political messaging, not comedy
Then you have Sam surrounding himself with braindead wiggers who started out as fans and never challenge him

10+ years of this have destroyed his sense of funny or even his ability to debate without physically intimidating someone
Its a fucking shame because he used to be sharp

>>212865798
the seething is real

SAM WON SAM WON SAM WON YOU GUYS ARE SO MAD FUCKING BOOMERFAG GOT DOMINATED

>>212867297
Shit, David Lucas and Sam Hyde
Both btfo'd by Harland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfCfExCsHfc

NOOOO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE A GORILLA WHEN BUILDING A NEST!!!!!

now that the dust has settled, why did he look raped?

>>212865738
/thread

He's right up there with MovieBob

>>212865716 (OP)
>>Turns into

>>212865716 (OP)
He looks and acts like a guerilla, Harland was basically calling him out for what he was.

>>212865716 (OP)
Nice try, Tranning. By definition, only leftists can be lolcows. Herbs go in all fields.

>>212865716 (OP)
Sam Hyde is not funny.
Sam Hyde has never been funny.

Sam mentioned on the podcast that his back and shoulder are fucked up. He has the worst genes imaginable for aesthetics and sports.

It was always his destiny... lolcow for money....

>>212865798
Bitchmade

>>212868424
is this real

>>212868262
I bet he ego lifts which lead to his injuries.

>>212868455
it was confirmed that's the real ellie

How did Harland know that Sam was raped by a male babysitter?

Cole x Trish is endgame

>>212868424
Sounds more like Josie than anything

>>212867297
>>212867716
kek they both got clowned by him

I want an elliegf. I would settle for a JCgf. realistically I can probably only get a trishgf.

are fishtank watchers real?

>>212868603
Realistically you can get a Rachel gf

>>212868632
They're the lowest of the low, scum of the Earth kind of people. Think the Kiwifarms crowd. Gross little losers that don't understand personal hygiene. You think the people on Fishtank are losers? No no no, the watchers are way more disgusting.

>>212868632
Real lonely

>>212868632
fish tank is the weirdest psycho shit, I don't know who the fuck watches that shit or Sam hyde at all. Ever since World Peace they have been weird fucks that are unfunny.

>>212868687
Paying to watch other weirdos sleep doesn't mean I'm lonely!

>>212868632
They're failed normalfags who would no doubt call Big Brother pozzed normie shit.

>>212868709
It's what happens when wannabes get together and think they're worth filming. The stakes are so low because everyone is a loser so it's unexciting. Who gives a shit if a bunch of losers do loser shit in a house? Setup a camera in a trailer park and you'll get funnier footage with zero work.

>>212868207
this, i'll keep saying it his humour is pure unfiltered edgy millennial humour, it's basically the right wing equivalent of basedboy comedy.
>lol let's call alcohol da brown, im le ghost of kyiv omegalul, hey what if i just put start sucking a dildo and pucking wouldn't that be sooo randum, here listen close kid i'll give you the best life advice you ready? GET. A. SKILL.
it's a mixture of the self fartsniffing of rick and morty with the lolz so random attitude of invader zim and a tiny bit of shitty 4chan humour

>>212868781
>it's a mixture of the self fartsniffing of rick and morty with the lolz so random attitude of invader zim and a tiny bit of shitty 4chan humour
don't forget the nihlism mixed in

>>212868709
I'd watch FT if it was a group of zoomer incels and a few onlyfans thots. That would be pretty cool.

>>212868632
Idk I just shitpost in their threads

>>212867297
>was Sam trying to get closer to Hinchcliffe or Rogan?
yes , id imagine that is his end goal with all of this buffoonery

is powtank lost media?

>>212868425
>>212867676
>>212867184
>>212865947
Seethe more Sam shills. No stripe means no shill paycheck.

>>212868709
They don’t even discuss anything in their stupid threads. They just post random pictures and short sentences not even replying to each other. They’re bots and It’s 100% flooding and spam and not even a tv show. Mods are in on it for some reason and allow it. It’s inorganic and completely fake.

>>212865798
Oh cool, I'll report it with you. It's fun to poke a guy who lives to poke others lol. Owned noob! xD

>>212869059
its basically a glorified discord built up over 2 years, you'll never understand anything unless you spend a significant time lurking it first

>>212869059
>>212869174
We like it how it is, leave us alone

>>212867619
So much for the farms needing friends. Also how is Josh any different than any other e daddy he is always whining about?

>>212869211
threads belong on trash

>>212869059
>They just post random pictures and short sentences not even replying to each other
thats literally every general after the first year

It all seems very silly to me, to make such a deal of. But pro-Sam posters on here and every other site just keep taking the bait and exploding over it, making them extremely easy to troll. And then we keep getting these endless posts.
Did Sam never say that? I thought he was like the 4chan troll god for over 10 years now. Why do they keep feeding the trolls?

>>212869293
Sam has always been reddit tier

anyone got a link for extreme peace torrent?

>has comedic talent
>squanders it to appeal to wingnat Neanderthals because he saw some /pol/ redpill images
>boasts about his IQ
>believes in pizza gate and that hillary clinton sacrifices children to a demon god from pagan myth

I dont know where it went wrong for him but it's really a shame because he is funny

>>212865782
hey keen please make more kino sven maps. i play all of them with my friends.

>>212869006
adult content means porn retard lmao

>>212869059
>Mods
It's only 1 and very likely ginger as he's connected to the same fag network of shills as sam
Picture related. They changed how the public ban page works to kill the off-site tracker
>https://www.4chan.org/bans
The image is on JUNE 13th
The first reported removal of why people are banned was on JUNE 18TH: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81535146/#81535229

>>212869432
have you considered checking on 4chan.org's torrent board?

>>212867297
kill tony niggas are pretty tight w/ rogan not that complicated

>>212869293
Apparently Sam has left a long list of scorned posters that see this as their chance for some kind of revenge

>>212869507
ginger

Totally schooled ya, son. Yikes

>>212869577
His real job(you can also search on /g/ the archive for more detail)
This company does work for movie studios like Warner media, who seemingly also get to spam whatever they want here including stuff you would get banned for

>>212869439
if you don't believe in pizzagate you aren't fully human, homo habilis

Extreme peace ep5? Anyone got a link?

Marky won

RAAAAAAAAAAA IM A GORILLA LIKE MY E DADDY SAM HYDE https://youtube.com/shorts/48q8BKeeAaQ?si=CLBxaVdVOiA7KHfh

>>212869213
>Also how is Josh any different than any other e daddy he is always whining about?
he isnt
infact josh himself is a lolcow

>>212869463
Do you really play my Keen svencoop maps with your friends

Name 5

FUCK MY NIGGER LIFE

>>212868837
Why isnt Sam there?

>>212869984
I’m gonna need a QRD on that fat fella there.

>>212871284
I'm Cryokeen i was a big fan until they flew me out humilated me assaulted me and I felt very unsafe so I left here's a qrd

https://youtu.be/SKm5R81PqXM?si=4zEDHbD7XfQ8n998

I was a huge fan of Sam and Jet until they complete fucked me over I've gotten hundreds kf hate messages and death threats

>>212865716 (OP)
>turns into

>>212870625
i dont remember their names but the one where you collect pumpkins we play every halloween

>>212867591
Is that Charls’ wife?

>>212871495
Fair enough

>>212871284
he is fat and quit LOL

>>212871400
oh no you signed up for it and it was exactly what you'd expect the horror the horror. oh no someone was mean to me :((( the horror!

>>212865716 (OP)
>turns into
He always was.

>>212871669
Actually i didn't sign a contract until after they had tortured me mentally denied me food and water and assaulted me.

I'm Cryokeen i was a big fan until they flew me out humilated me assaulted me and I felt very unsafe so I left here's a qrd

https://youtu.be/SKm5R81PqXM?si=4zEDHbD7XfQ8n998 [Open] [Open]

I was a huge fan of Sam and Jet until they complete fucked me over I've gotten hundreds kf hate messages and death threats

OH LOOK IM A BIG GORILLA LIKE SAM HYDE LOOK AT ME IM A BIG GORILLA

https://youtube.com/shorts/48q8BKeeAaQ?si=2k8MiK-MyN4oyE_G

Sam Hyde Beats Famous Hollywood Comedian Harland 62 year half death for 3 minutes :https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4 [Open]

57 seconds SUPERCUT of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212871669
Anything else to say? You didn't know they assaulted me made me pee in a bottle and denied me food and water did you? Asshole. Yup they tortured me for 8 hours and felt pressured so I signed the contract so I could get a flight home. They fuck with the weak they exploit us MDE us evil

>>212872009
lol that's pretty funny

Nice try Channing but it won't change the fact that Sam kicked you to the curb. Sam won. MDE won. Stay mad

>>212872090
Funny and highly illegal. They are lucky i dont sue their asses. Complete fucking Junkie morons. They filmed in an illegal how in s4 and got criminal charges plus fines. Total fucking amateurs

>>212872116
I'm not Channing I'm cryo

Sam Hyde has at least 100 if not 1000 pure enemy's that would like to see him fail epicly and worse.

Maybe he should treat people around him better. Idk. Or just keep being a pieceof shit Sam and screwing people over assaulting them and not paying them and doxxing them. I'm sure that will work out for you Sam.

>>212872009
i don't know who you are and i've never watched fish tank nor do i plan on watching that slop but it's sad how people like you end up realizing how shitty sammy and his gang are only after getting abused, i think seeing sam being friends with subhuman sociopaths like frank should tell you something beforehand.

>>212872371
Stop writing essays to me fag

>>212871284
He seems to be a fat retard spamming multiple boards because he chose to humiliate himself on fishtank.

>>212865716 (OP)
>Turns into

>>212869293
>>212869559
>they must want some kind of revenge
This whole site exists to make fun of silly and stupid things, both on the internet and irl. Sam fucked up, got mentally dominated into literally chimping out, and is now a target for poking fun at; and then his dick riders came out of the basements to rally to his defense. Hence, much like the first anon says, people continue to make fun of him because it clearly gets to his fandom. The defense squads are actually hurting him at this point, because getting so mad just perpetuates it all. It's otherwise as simple as any other threads on here making fun of something.

>>212872371
You should be mad at Jet for trying to exploit you, Sam wasn't even in the building when the whole thing went down.

>>212872325
>They are lucky i dont sue their asses
do it, pussy. what are you scared of?