>>212865814 (OP) They went from a thinly veiled "horror" movie for pedophiles and then went on to make a buddy comedy with a vastly older girl who no longer appealed to pedophiles. Makes sense it flopped.
>>212865814 (OP) Studios do that now, Anon. If something isn't a box office smash, they throw it on digital 2 weeks later. >What went so wrong? Took a horror film and tried to make it an action film. It just wasn't gonna happen. Megan isn't Arnold Schwazanigga
The film was good though. I loved it, and Megan 1.
>>212865814 (OP) >>212866098 it was basically proven that they fucked up because Nosferatu (in the absence of any competition) wound up making the same amount of money as Megan 1 despite being much worse than either Megan movie.
>>212865814 (OP) First one was a meme hit that was basically Chucky for gen z/a. 2.0 wasn't a horror and the audience had moved on. She doesn't even get her body back until like halfway through the film They should have made the sequel a proper r-rated slasher with nu-M3gan hunting them down and then building a 'good' m3gan to fight back. Instead, they went full blockbuster-lite terminator
>>212866841 I think it was better than the first film but that's not saying very much. Both films are plagued by stupid writing. And both films really suffer by being pg-13
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:43:12 AM No.212867003
>>212866954 it had nothing to do with the film. they really did just fuck up by not releasing it in January. see >>212866938 -- people would have gone to see fucking anything.
>>212865814 (OP) Pro-Steven Seagal Pro-Family Pro-Forgiveness Anti-Big Tech Nerds yeah..."THEY" sunk it on purpose. It was kino and will end up making a lot of money on streaming. Releasing it in the summer instead of SPOOKY season was a mistake since the first one was basically a horror film
>>212866955 Just flush the toilet Cady you filthy bitch
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:45:12 AM No.212868811
>>212865814 (OP) It didn't need a sequel. Lack of marketing. Bad direction. Bad story. It came out during the summer when a lot of bigger and better movies were already out.
I never understood why the first one made so much money. It's too predictable; someone made a robot, it turns evil. Big deal. Second one was much more fun with a lot more ideas. Also Amelia is cute.
It suffered from the same thing BR2049 did, Americans are too fucking stupid to appreciate anything but fart jokes, monster trucks, interracial porn, and fat black asses twerking on the flaming ruins of their civilization.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:50:25 AM No.212872854
>>212872642 I liked the notion of the inhibitor chip preventing Megan from taking risks to save Cady. The twist was also nicely executed.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:53:17 AM No.212872951
>I do want you to know that I have a yeast infection on my vagina. >I do want you to know that I have the greatest respect for China. I keked desu
M3GAN shitting on Gemma at every single moment is well-deserved. I liked how they also said that the events of the first movie was Gemma's fault (and it's true); it's rare to see female characters taken into account in modern movies.
>>212872642 While I enjoyed the first movie for what it was, I agree the second was better. Kinda annoying to see people writing it off just because it's a different genre from the first, it's not even uncommon for sequels to change genres so what's the big deal?
>loves Steven Seagal >loves M3GAN >loves technology despite everything >Fuck you Aunt-Mom! I'm following in your footsteps and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!
Cady was such a brat, i love her
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:31:13 AM No.212874233
>>212873929 these enhancements sound neat. does megan innately know how to milk your prostate? do you nut in a haste due to her algorithmic massage powers
>>212865814 (OP) in the trailer she said "hold on to your vaginas" but as someone without a vagina I could no longer relate to the characters so decided not to see it.
>>212865814 (OP) >what went so horribly wrong? Did you not watch the trailer?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:18:53 AM No.212875768
>>212865814 (OP) Marketing and crowded release date, but the studio seems to have taken the wrong lesson and thinks it was the genre change
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:22:58 AM No.212875884
>>212873434 Nigger she was a straight up child in the first one, this is the hebe movie, you're a pedophile in denial trying to twist the definition of words in your defense
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:05:24 AM No.212877114
>>212875561 DAMN, Ukrainian bitches look like that?!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:36:19 AM No.212877960
Because M3GAN was a yandere in the first movie, the second one she's just an antihero
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:43:17 AM No.212878130
>>212875636 well she says it to a man in the movie. nothing to do with actually hsving a vagina.
>>212866841 Jesus, that's M3gan? More like Wallg3n.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:11:38 AM No.212878900
This movie wasn't memorable enough for a sequel imo
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:10:52 AM No.212880360
They tried to do the Bride of Chucky thing where they embrace camp. But where Bride kinda eased into it, M3GAN sort of jackknifed into the lane at full speed and ended up a flaming mess.
genuinely the funniest movie I've seen this year. I would like a third one. also that ahsoka girl is so fucking hot in this. I finally get why you fags are so obsessed with her.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:26:54 AM No.212882742
>>212865814 (OP) Russia is currently kicking the SHIT out of Ukraine. God I love Steven Segal.
Should have showed more blood and violence, slightly less quipping, more m3gan, also m3gan got fucked up off screen you don't do that to your main draw.
>>212882951 the upcoming horror/erotica film in january called SOULM8TE is a spin-off set in the M3GAN universe. hopefully it won't flop and will carry the franchise.
>>212883017 It was indeed a very bizarre decision to have the star of the movie get jobbed out in the final act. What was stopping Gemma from EMPing Amelia an hour into the movie? They didn't even need M3gan in the end.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:14:40 AM No.212883596
>>212865814 (OP) I enjoyed the first one. Feels bad that they fumbled the second one.
Honestly, they should try a different approach. I'm thinking yandere robo shota and Eva Green or Rebecca Ferguson as his favorite Mommy.
>>212865814 (OP) I watched it with my wife a couple of days ago and we both enjoyed it, but I can understand why it flopped. The original is a PG horror movie and the sequel is a PG teen cape action movie without a hero that anyone gives a shit about. It was a fun movie but they probably spent way too much making it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:49:07 PM No.212885671
>>212865814 (OP) Also, that poster really isn't a good fit for the movie. The poster makes it look like another horror movie when it's more like a Spy Kids adventure comedy. What a fucking terrible marketing decision.
what made this trash popular was "little girl robot" remove that and you get this flop lol.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:32:48 PM No.212886258
>>212885172 the first M3GAN movie was conveying the message that overeliance of technology to the point of replacing human interactions is bad. do you think the new movie is going to be any different? it even shows that it's gemma's fault for not programming M3GAN to have morality but instead let M3GAN figure out by herself to fufill her objectives.
>>212865814 (OP) >why didn't you watch my movie, Anon? Oh, goddammit I can't post pics. Its one of the ones from her latest insta post, just go look at her Instagram because images aren't allowed on this imageboard
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:52 PM No.212886721
>>212885172 >>212886258 This is just wild guessing but the fact that the MC in Soulmatey is a widower who buys an adult M3gan to cope with his grief implies it's going to be a sympathetic story I suspect they'll rehash the Cady dynamic a little and have her love him and determine that means she's got to murder a bunch of people
>tfw when you tell your wife that your boss made you work overtime again so she goes to his house and stabs him
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:04:35 PM No.212886873
>>212878822 It's girlboss TF2 kino. It worked, but it just didn't work financially.
>>212883316 The "club" was more of a grungy-indie persuasion, if you can picture it, but it happened multiple times. I froze and ignored them, or made small talk if I really couldn't avoid it, until they gave up and moved on. Autism is one hell of a contraceptive.
>>212865814 (OP) I just saw this, not as bad as I was expecting. But not particularly good either - at no point was I actually engaged with the story. Regardless, since it bombed Universal stuck with its 17-day theatrical window, just like they did for the first movie during the late stages of COVID. >>212883316 Chloroform. >>212887046 The girl who physically plays M3gan does great. She deserved a cameo. Maybe in Megan 3.0... >implying