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Anonymous No.212867409 >>212867459 >>212867469 >>212867524 >>212867553 >>212867777
the fatherly hand
Anonymous No.212867435
What a miserable human being.
Anonymous No.212867459
>>212867409 (OP)
This is a fake quote, but could someone post the very real quote about Batman getting raped?
Anonymous No.212867469 >>212868117
>>212867409 (OP)
what was his idea behind having Batman cripple, maim, and murder random goons in his introduction? Even firing a heavy machine gun indiscriminately
Anonymous No.212867509
>Stop my son, don't play with the dog. I have to put it in a sack and drown it in order to teach you an important lesson.
Anonymous No.212867518
>like robin, krypto is... already dead
Anonymous No.212867524
>>212867409 (OP)
Snyderjeets be like β€œWOAH SAAR THAT IS VEDY DEEP THAT IS LIKE THE STORY OF MY CULTURE IN WHICH THE SEVERAL ARMED ELEPHANT WHO SHIT ON STREET SAAR”
Anonymous No.212867553
>>212867409 (OP)
the fact that I can't tell if this is fake, lmao
Anonymous No.212867638
>Son why did you save those children? I crashed that bus to teach you an important lesson.
Anonymous No.212867695
>DIE, MY VINCIBLE DOG
Anonymous No.212867777
>>212867409 (OP)
Anonymous No.212867834
You don't understand. Clark is human and Pa Kent makes mistakes. This is the most obvious tell of the Snyderverse. Watch this youtube video, it will convince you of Snyder's vision:

>links a youtube video of Superman posed in front of a Jesus mural in a church

You get it now? This is Snyder's vision.
Anonymous No.212867969
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
Jonathan Kent
He's following you about thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Jonathan Kent
You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere
Actual cannibal Jonathan Kent
Anonymous No.212868117
>>212867469
To be fair they weren’t just goons, they were sex traffickers. Who cares if they die.
Anonymous No.212868142
>falling for this fake shit
funny tho