Thread 212869177

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>>212869177 (OP)
>I'm fired?

He never got that second scoop

>Dear Colbert.
>Welcome to Dumpsville.
>Population: you.

If Trump had him fired, why did he want a full decade to do it?

groknald bruntf status?

>>212869396
Paramount wasn't wanting an approved merging with skydance until recently.

>>212869177 (OP)
kekekeke ohhh herro stephen, who are a "ching chong ding dong" now ah??ancien guanzho praverb 'wait a rong rime enemy die'. pls note only i can say this thing not you ok its only for asian. do not apropliate

>>212869177 (OP)
colbert won

>>212869690
She won

>>212869713
>>212869714
The duality of man

>>212869467
Do the people pushing this conspiracy know that John Stewart is also employed by Paramount? He's maybe not as TDS 24/7 as Colbert became, but if the orange man's looking to axe dissenters ...

>>212869177 (OP)
he scooped?

>>212869177 (OP)
>this doesn't even deserve a captain's log because this is dead serious!

>>212869467
So Paramount chooses to leave him on the air until next May because?

>>212869838
It's fun to watch him die slowly

>>212870037
But how does it help the merger?

>>212869789
kek. orange man you trollin' stupid, 3 piece suited nigger

>>212869760
Stewart is next

>>212869789
YOU GET THAT LATE SHOW OFF'A THERE
AND QUICK!

>>212870289
I don't think it does

>>212870289
>Get away from the merger, I'm cutting it down right now!

>>212869350
omg is that HomertsS?
he is rockin'.

>>212869177 (OP)
Why doesn' Colbert just take a pay cut so everyone else doesn't get fired?

>>212869405
DOGAR BLORMPF DID THIS

>>212869177 (OP)
It's over

>>212870522
You expect a man with a mere $75million to accept less pay?

>>212869396
Revenge, like ice cream, is a dish best served cold

>>212869177 (OP)
Colbert is as funny as a plane crash

I miss him

>>212870746
Wrong. WE GAAN is funnier

>>212869177 (OP)
Boring ppl with shitty political lecturing has consequences

>>212870315
Kimmel loses more money

>>212869177 (OP)
>elites try to bill 60 straight minutes of dry communist indoctrination as comedy

It was interesting project but it clearly failed.

>>212869838
Contract reasons maybe?

>>212870522
Reports are the show has been losing 40-50 million a year, for years. That's a big pay cut & also wtf why is a fucking talk show that expensive

>>212869276
>>212869777

>>212870900
This, trump wanted Colbert fired as part of CBS's copulation to him along with the 16 million bribe. To make it not so blatant, they're letting Colbert's contract expire instead of firing him outright which would bring more attention to trump's massive cover up for Epstein given Colbert was one of the biggest people on TV bringing attention to it.

>>212870851
They cancelled John Oliver too?

>>212870851
Funny how notorious drunktard Fallon has no alcohol in his hands.

>So
>*smiles smugly*
>*raises eybrow*
>Drumpfie
>*audience laughs into their sleeves*
>I mean come on
>*audience starts to howl in big gales of stupid laughter*
>*Colbert rips off his his clothes as his face turns red*
>DUUUHNOLD GRUMPF
>*audience begins rioting and destroying the studio*
>WE CAN'T LET THIS GUY HAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES
>*a primordial, coruscating chaos descends upon manhattan*
>*millions have epileptic fits from the bright flashing clouds*
>HE HAD TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY
>*fleshy tendrails sprout from Colbert's back as his face begins to swell*
>*the audience dissolves into a stew of screaming meat*
>AND ITS TIME TO IMPEACH
>*ascends to the astral plane*
>*brings forth rivers of blood and oceans of sorrow*
>DUMOLG HRUMPFFFHHH IS A LITERAL HITLER
>*sentences humanity to 1000 generations of subjugation to the dark powers*

>>212869177 (OP)
>OUT, AM I?

>>212871074
No, he is currently still employed

>>212869177 (OP)
Soulless husk powered by propaganda
If God was just he'd be publicly executed for treason

>>212870945
Renting the theater, having a live band and paying their writers, studio crew, corona enforcers and Colbert himself.

>>212871076
I noticed that too, maybe he is sober now.

>>212869789
>I want everything about the vaccine dance OFF THE INTERNET

Clinton lost.
Kamala lost.

>>212871045
dang so it's literally SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM irl huh

>>212871204
nah, that picture is at least 6 years old, given the fact that Conan appears in it. he was just acting like the two faced cunt he has always been.

>>212869177 (OP)
you win this round gringle glompf
but it's far from over!

>>212869177 (OP)
I'm holding out hope that someday he will bring back the old Colbert character
I watched Colbert Report everyday and even his books were really funny.
Stephen can be really funny, when he's in character.

>>212869177 (OP)
And now the end is near

not a single late night show is funny or worth watching
its a sad state of affairs really

>>212871361
he didn't write the books thoughbeit

>>212871152
He's crossed out in that picture

It's pretty clear at this point that Trump's holding the Epstein list as leverage. Despite going even harder on his mandate the media and dems are only putting up a token resistance - nothing compared to 2016. I take it that the agreement is to let Trump do what he wants while other "problematic" leaders like Bolsanaro and Duterte are allowed to be deposed

>>212871361
it's as if operating under several layers of irony is sometimes funny and, importantly, a good mask for someone whose genuine self fucking sucks.

>>212871045
The Skydance family is a good friend to Trump and Israel. That treasonous Colbert got what he deserved

>>212871464
The picture isn't current.

>>212871558
A lot of Colbert Show bits weren't really political at all. Some were straight copies of Conan O'Brien bits by writers that used to write there.

why are redditors seething over this?

>>212871717
He's one of their high priests.

>>212871426
I think paramount was the first to blink. The two Jimmys and Seth are going to be fired next. Late night talk shows are a money pit. The format is dead.

posting a photo I saved from /tv/ in 2012 when he was still pretty funny

Sooooo...

>>212869838
It's in his contract
Also they probably want to get everything they can out of one of their top performing shows before it goes off air forever

Senator Bernie Sanders is launching an official Congressional investigation into CBS's illegal firing of Stephen Colbert

>>212871426
Talk shows used to be entertaining when it focused on a variety of world events, instead of continuisly discredit Trump and right wing politics
Talk shows got outclassed years ago, by podcasting. Which is dominated by comedians, who align more with republican views on freedom of speech, opposed to democrats who advocated the ruining of careers over a joke or a unpopular opinion

>>212872050
nah your shit is equally unfunny chuddy

>>212871990
lmao no, old fuck aint doing shit

hasn't done anything his entire career. maybe he will do another stadium tour with AOC in a non voting year and then brag how they free tickets filled an arena which was already all democrats

>>212871990
>bernie
he is still alive?

>>212870597
kek

You think stephen got a letter like this kek

Why are DemoRATs suddenly ok with election disinformation?

>>212872118
lol

GLUMFPFTT

>>212871990
Gee I’m glad my tax dollars are being wasted on this shit

>>212872118
why is he so petty?

>>212872118
He sure showed him what for. That guy's probably penniless now.

Skibidi Biden.

>>212872359
Cuban kissed the ring when Trump won last year

>>212871688
It's from the future?

>>212872426
It's from the past, not the current year.

Rest in piss

>>212872078
>unfunny
Fun has nothing to do with it.
The left took a hard turn into extremism
Voters in the middle, influenced by podcasts, from comedians who were traditionally left wing, but got pushed out by disingenuous news media and a hostile entertainment industry

>>212872459
Do you think that history repeats itself?

>>212872236
Why are you so gay?

>>212871680
This is what it boils down to, our national security and geopolitical interests are at stake here. Send more money to Israel

>>212869177 (OP)
In all honesty, CBS saw the writing on the wall and knows that the le leftist funny man isn't that profitable anymore especially with Bill Maher the OG leftist funny man moving hard right.

>>212871717
He loved the (((vaccine))) just like reddit

>>212872498
I don't think about history. I live in the current moment.

>>212872236
It's called being funny, retard.

>>212872520
lmao hard right oh please, this literally just boils down to elite jews being more worried about left wing antisemitism (leftists actually organize and do things) than impotent right wing antisemitism and signaling where the bread is gonna be buttered from now on. None of these clowns are having changes of hearts they're just showing that they'll be good goys for the state of israel.

>>212871990
>colbert vocally opposed presidential candidate, twice
>faces consequences for picking the losing side
Bernie has been in politics too long to be this naive about how the game works

>>212872726
I didn't say anything about any of that. Compared to what he did after he took over the late night spot on HBO from Dennis Leary, he's basically a fascist. When he was on HBO, he was an unironic stalinist.

>>212871990
>Government conspiracies aren't real, you chuds!
>Ummm... except this one

>Stephen, I know you're on vacation but can you come in we got an important announcement
>Stephen, you're fired
Lol, drumpy outlasted him

>colbert gets the boot
>skydance going exterminatus on woke bullshit
I love it.

>>212871990
What's the problem here?
You attacked a guy,that guy attacked your boss,your boss fired you

>>212873074
Don't ever pick sides against the Teflon Don