I'm off to watch Superman at the cinema in about 1 hour
Going alone with some free vouchers I got thanks to customers leaving me good surveys at the callcenter where I work
What am I in for?

>>212870457 (OP)
A cool comic book movie

Silver Age meets Plastic Age

>>212870457 (OP)
A Jewish orgasm (they finally got their Jewpermann)

Cultural demoralization

>>212870675
The movie is literally spitting on Israel

>>212870457 (OP)
You'll have to tell me how it is. I don't watch cape films for the same reason I don't buy the newest cod every time it comes out.

>>212870457 (OP)
fun movie, very messy, leaves you wanting more in both good ways and bad ways, a superman worth seeing in a sequel, james gunn-isms but toned down, a more earnest comic book movie

Societal encouragement and inspiration

>>212870457 (OP)
A fine film. Not the best Supes, not the worst. 7/10.

>>212870457 (OP)
it's the inverse of man of steel

shit movie, great superman

>>212870457 (OP)
Kino and bimbos.

>>212870705
Lord knows why Jews get off on that so much. Must be because they hate Christ.

>>212870457 (OP)
they killed netenyahoo

>>212871072
OP here
I liked flash, yeah the effect sucked and all that but something in its emotional core did resonate with me and made me tear up when he was saying goodbye to his mom
I don't need grandiloquent plots, super special effects or actors worth tens of millions of dollars, I just need the movie to make me feel something on an emotional level.

>>212871641
Based and same
Although I will say as someone who saw both, Superman has way better effects, probably mostly because it wasn’t restricted by COVID like Flash was, who couldn’t even use a real desert but had to create all the backgrounds with CGI which is why the 3rd act looked like a vidya game

>>212871641
you will probably like superman more

>>212870457 (OP)
Well-played. Redeemed

>>212870457 (OP)
a movie that knows what it is unlike previous capeshits while not being ashamed of itself like other capeshits

>>212870870
>more earnest
This was one of the least earnest films I've seen in years. All the bright colors and optimism was bullshit. Neither Corwenswet's performance nor the script had any conviction. It was a disingenuous, borderline sarcastic take on an old-fashioned, golly gee willikers Superman. A parody. A two hour, two hundred million dollar SNL skit.

All set
See you in 2 hours
>uploading files from your ip range is blocked
Welp

>>212870457 (OP)
I had a hard time believing this is what they call a movie now. It's just a hodge-podge of action scenes.

>>212870457 (OP)
easily one of the better superman films and probably the best capeshit thats come out in the last few years. it's deliberately schmaltzy though.
>>212871641
you will probably like it then

>>212870457 (OP)
I enjoyed it. Probably the best capeshit I've seen since No Way Home, not that it's a high bar to cross, and I don't watch a lot of it.

>>212870457 (OP)
it made want to be nicer and try to see people in the best light, no matter how dishonest and retarded everyone is

>>212870715
Story is irrelevant., Jewpermann means they can do Jewpermann every time they make more slop. For kids today, Superman is now Jewish. This is the point of this film, or at least the lynchpin behind the financing.

>>212876495
t.borravian

OP here
Back from the cinema, can finally post the picture I took before the movie started
I should preface my review by saying that I have no idea what's up with the current DC universe continuity, didn't watch anything DC since the dark knight trinity so I basically came in clean
If I have to sum up the film in one word: American. So very American.
>SFX wank (they were good I must say)
>literal sitcom humor, only missing the prerecorded laughter as a queue "haha look at the dog doing stupid stuff so funny" "lmao niggerman saying niggerman stuff haha" "lolol the obsessive girl is so crazy"
>everything just somehow works out without explanation at the end
I guess I can see why people are saying it's "good" if we're talking in a "return to roots" kind of way, just pure comic capeman energy, feels like something an audience back in the 80s would have legitimately enjoyed. It manages to feel a like a fresh, honest superhero film on the specific backdrop of all the literal dogshit they've been putting out lately.
What makes me conflicted is how the film sort of set up to become something way darker (superman facing the consequences of just doing "good" things all willy nilly) with the villains being an actual legit threat and having superman against the ropes for most of the film, yet the sitcom comedy and the comic writer deus ex machina kinda nipped that in the bud.
Like, shit, I was legitimately shocked when Lex fucking shot falafel man dead right in front of superman, the scene did a great job at showing the villains meant business, but the rest of the film sort of goes back to the more superficial sitcom mood with niggerman cracking jokes so it feels like wasted potential to make something that really questions what heroism means.
Overall it's ok, if you take it for what it is then you can't really say it's a bad film, but I feel like it could have been so much more.

>>212879058
what did you think of Superman

>>212870457 (OP)
Unabashedly Antisamitic I can not in good conscience saapport it. India stand with Israel

>>212870457 (OP)
Poor CGI and bad plot. Oh, and MCU humour.

>>212879285
he was alright, nothing too amazing though, i feel the humor and simplicity of the film kinda took away the potential for having a deeper character development you know, something like questioning what heroism and what doing the right thing really means and entails, like one moment he's questioning the meaning of his existence, the next the stupid dog is doing stupid shit and the atmosphere just fizzles away
We never really got into pushing the boundaries of the goody two shoes persona, like when he complains that coconut head and niggerman killed the big lizard, I naturally expected to see a degree of antihero behavior, or at least darker thoughts and impulses before him just behaving like a good guy because uhhhh he just is.
I truly expected falafel man getting killed to bring something raw and dark out of him but it just got forgotten and handwaved by comic magic. So again, just wasted potential.

>>212870457 (OP)
Are you going to see Superman in Hindi, Tamil, or Telugu?

>>212870457 (OP)
I like WB's attempts to gaslight people into believing that everyone and their moms are watching Superjew.
>IM GOING TO WATCH IT SOON! GO WATCH IT TOO!!!
>WATCH IT PLEASE! MOVIE IS A MAJOR SUCCESS (dont look at the WW box office though)
>EVERYONE ARE WATCHING SUPERJEW, YOU SHOULD TOO!

Lmao.

>>212872800
That was my assessment, thanks for verifying that for me. No gravitas, no real sense of hope, etc. If the Truth, Justice in the faggot way thing is real, then the movie is foreign propaganda.

>>212880601
It doesn't work. I get that they think talking about it is good and maybe a little, but mostly here anyway, it reinforces our commitment to never giving this lazy scum a dime.