Thread 212872830

Supersisters are KILLING THEMSELVES AHAHAHAH

>capeslop
Grow up

gunnsisters this can’t be happening

over/under on whether he's watched the movie?

>>212872830 (OP)
>it truly defined the capeshit genre

>>212872830 (OP)
>>212872908
real flesh and blood humans don't talk like this.

>>212872830 (OP)
>A love letter to capeshit

Paid shill reviews

Name a single early review from these people that was ever even remotely negative

Just got back from an early screening, I gotta say this is the return to form we've been waiting for

>>212872962
Shills and marketers update their chan vernacular only once every decade

That's Sue Storm? Yikes. She looks like Aunt Gretchen.

>>212872830 (OP)
I already saw Superkino but im excited for Fantastic Kino next

>>212872908
>visually stunning
>all time direction
literally made by a sitcom director, and it looks that way too.

>>212873036
She looks terrible, what happened?

PASCAL HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK

Now lets see what the bad reviews say.

>>212872953
Lol, have any reviewers said this yet?

>>212872830 (OP)
Buy an ad

>>212873105
He is the ad that was bought

>>212873079
Why does the thing's head look like a dick?

never heard of any of these people

>>212873070
Bong genes plus a collision with The Wall

>>212873036
the fuck did she do to her eyebrows and face? she looked so hot in Mission Impossible

>>212873036
Wow, looks like Benedict Cumberbatch in Zoolander 2.

>>212872830 (OP)
who?

Yeah, sure.

>>212872830 (OP)
>>212872908
>>212872972
All of these sounds exactly like those videogame paid reviews on IGN of shitty games like dragon age veilguard or Stanfield.

>>212872830 (OP)
>>212872908
>>212872972
>>212873079
Nobody believes this. I'm not even saying it's going to be godawful or anything, but it looks like the most bland, nothing movie ever made.

>>212872830 (OP)
>Supersisters are KILLING THEMSELVES AHAHAHAH

Eh, I'm a fan of both. If they are both good, it's a win-win for me.

>>212873169
This guy knows his MCU

>>212873237
See >>212872881

>>212872830 (OP)
she has no credibility

>>212873290
Cry harder lol

>>212872830 (OP)
Rock bottom media literacy

People can't tell the difference between literal fanboys who the studio knows will hype up a movie and actual professional critics.

The embargo for actual reviews doesnt lift for a couple of days

One of the funniest MCU movies to date

>>212873036
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>>212873161
I've seen plenty of actresses bogging out and it feels wrong but for some reason this one feels particularly stands out over the others and I can't quite explain why. It actually pisses me off she did it.

As long it breaks Supershit's legs i am happy. Fuck sex pest Gunn and that ADHD slop filler episode garbage called Superman. A terrible start for DC.

>>212873489
This brandwar faggotry was played out a decade ago

No Alba? No thanks

>>212873476
I think it's the fact she did it after getting pregnant and the baby's father is still unknown

>>212873036
I got so turned on in that scene in Napoleon where she's getting plowed and just is completely emotionless during it, I find women getting dicked with no reaction so sexy for some reason

>>212873016
You posted this on the wrong website retard

>>212873433
At least edit the date faggot

>>212872830 (OP)
Terrible thread
This is not what we pay you for

>>212873010
The Gunnkek fears critic reviews now

I’ll be really surprised if this movie does well. Nobody likes the Fantastic Four outside hardcore Marvel nerds

>>212872830 (OP)
Read our messages
We told you all Superman hate to promote us is going to backfire
Stop making threads like these

>>212873476
Sue is supposed to be the 'Mom' character. It feels wrong for 'Mom' to bog herself.

>>212873730
Yeah, even in the comics they're extremely dull and essentially the "parents" of the Marvel lineup. The only real interest comes from Doom since they have a lot of overlap with Doom's plans, but otherwise they're boring, almost by design.

>>212873661
>>212873161
>>212873111
>>212873036
Honestly, I think thanks to feminism and their crusade to erode beauty standards, women have forgotten what it means to be beautiful.

>>212873789
they're like the JSA but duller because they already have 3 movies and a few cartoons and still haven't caught on
but maybe they can get the marvel rivals zoomers who don't even what a story is

>>212873789
It’s unbelievable Doom is not in the movie

>>212873574
I didn't even know that though.
>>212873760
I don't care about the movie or her character either, it's the bogging itself that makes me irrationally mad.

I found her face attractive for sure so I guess I found it peculiarly attractive without even knowing or something.

>>212873300
It's incredible how she hit hard and gave many insides about what this is another MSHEU crap and now she writes this

>>212872830 (OP)
>all the guys are literal fags
>Sue is a pregnant HAG
This shit is DOA, not even niggers will watch this because of the character assassination of Johnny storm

>>212872830 (OP)
>>212872908
Why are multiple outlets using the same phrasing "genre-defining?". Did they just repeat what Disney told them to?

>32 movies in
>this Marvel movie is unlike any other!

>>212873036
is that bendick cucumber sandwich in drag?

>>212874181
if you can even call these "outlets"

>>212873300
only normies believe in these first reviews

>>212873751
what happened here

>>212874181
Disney is shelling out the big bucks to market this piece of shit

CONSOLE WARS!

>>212874181
unironically yes
they're likely given a guideline on what to cover and what not to mention etc...

let's be real here, this is the movie where the MCU either rebounds or dies. if this flops then it's all over pretty much since they got nothing else going on (RDJ as Doom is related to this but if this fails then subsequent movies are going to struggle as well).

meanwhile DCU is starting properly now so people can feel like they're participating in a franchise. compared to that MCU feels dead and spent.

Marvelsisters... not like this...
>https://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/2005112-fantastic-fours-box-office-projections-show-mcu-cant-top-supermans-strong-start

There are 0 good mcu films and it will remain 0 till it dies

Shan't.

>>212872830 (OP)
>inb4 white males are the reason it flops
This is preemptive damage control. They don't know how to update their pravda

>>212872830 (OP)
Possibly? Just say it if it is. Because the winter soldier is the best.

Fantastic 4 is ASTOUNDING! Pedro Pascal's ability to hide his homosexuality and appear to be attracted to an old hag is historical. The guy who looks like a faggot in the movie is electric, or should I say flaming; truly a once in a lifetime performance. Vanessa Kirby STUNS with her lack of a walker. The Jewish Surfer will make you beg for Galactus to eat your planet. This movie is one for the ages.

>>212872881
Growtroon enjoys bumping capeKINO threads

>>212874281
The reason they're trying to make Secret Wars a massive event is that it's supposed to be an universe reset like the 2015 story. When that fails, and it will once audiences realize the movies will be about America, Ms Marvel, Captain Marvel, whatshername pet niggress, not Captain Falcon, Pigh, Wong, etc, only for the Fox X-Men to eat shit as the main course, then it's truly and irreversibly dead.

IT’S BETTER THAN ENDGAME HOLY SHIT

>>212874323
>Deadline

They always lowball so they can report movies exceeded expectations. Their ceiling for Superman was $115M.

Fagtastic Bore will flop
DEI in boys' franchises is a loser

>>212873720
Why would they? Superman had good reviews.

>>212872830 (OP)
It would be such a shame if both Jurassic and Fantastic beat the new Superman and exposed Gunn's incompetence on world stage.

>>212874634
Spictastic Four failing would be a massive blow to Feige. He's given like ten-picture deals to those actors hoping they will carry the franchise into Doomsday and beyond. If this flops, what is he supposed to do then? Eat those contracts? And who else does he even have to lean on? Blacktain America? Cheese Larson? Feige can't afford for this movie to flop, hence the rampant shilling in the media and even here on /tv/

>>212874720
Agreed. They are ultimately industry shills who feign objectivity.
And I can't take people seriously who go to comic book movies in the theater in 2025. It's impossible.

>>212873070
Unironically fucked up fillers. Maybe they messed up. Maybe they're fresh and need some time to settle.

The reviews that aren't influencers have some caveats.

>>212874634

The main problem is that people are not buying these huge crossover events as exciting. They're just boring and there are no stakes. Once they started with the multiverse everyone checked out.
Ironically the same thing happened in the comics with all the crossovers and events. Too many characters juggled, too many shitty side stories you have to catch up on etc...

>>212873036
All Anglos eventually turn into benedicto cumber batch and all jews turn into Trotsky, see: sam hyde

>>212873036
:(
I hope this was just a bad day
>filled lips

>>212873138
it's called makeup lol

>>212872830 (OP)
Disney better hope this does okay because its basically over for the MCU

>>212873036
Why is Cloris Leachman playing sue storm?

>>212876229
Is that Cloris Leachman? I thought it was Joan Rivers

You sound fucking gay Mmckay

>>212876343
Its Phyllis Diller

>>212872830 (OP)
what? i thought sony owned fartastic fag

>>212876771
Fox and disney bought fox

>>212873129
Made by jews so it resembles their mutilated dicks.

Say it to my face, chuds

>>212877213
What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows
They're upsetting to look at
Like they glued spider legs to her forehead

>>212872830 (OP)
>>212872908
Those paid rave reviews make me sick by how they're written

>>212872830 (OP)
Why is Rose Kennedy playing Sue storm ?

>>212872830 (OP)
Didn't Thunderbolts also have glowing reviews and then proceeded to completely flop?

>>212874833
Sneederverse is dead. Cavill is not superman.