Superman fans have got to be the gayest motherfuckers on the planet

>>212874686 (OP)
>capeslop
grow up

>>212874820
What's your favorite movie?

>>212874781
>>212874820
Bitter mediocrity speaks

This movie is based and it makes edgy teens FURIOUS

>>212874781
This has been the list of shit ill never watch ever since the first picture was released.

>>212874870
>Bitter mediocrity speaks

>>212874686 (OP)
Apologize.

>>212874820
Do you like curly fries or regular fries?

>>212874686 (OP)
If you deleted all social media platforms every single person making these posts about this film would kill themselves within 24 hours. There's nothing wrong with liking a shit film but the social media performativity is the most subhuman shit anyone can do and get deserve to be rounded up by the government and killed for it.

>>212874870
>Bitter mediocrity speaks

They're really crossing their fingers and hoping that this movie will somehow make people forget how shit everything is.

Funny so many of you pathetic losers can’t handle one capeshit character that isn’t a raging psychopath or antihero

>>212876663
Pic related

>>212874686 (OP)
I CAN FEEL IT... I'M BECOMING...THE BETTER MAN!!!!!

>>212876508
Yeah it's kinda gay, I'm glad something about the movie resonated with them, but would it be possible to be less of a fag about it? If a movie inspires people to take action on some sort of change I'll respect that but this seems entirely performative and something the people posting this will forget about a month from now.

>>212874870

>>212874686 (OP)
WHOLESOME 100 BIG CHUNGUS

>>212874686 (OP)
Imagine your life revolving around super heroes.

>>212877643
You want to fight with strangers on the internet about which superman movie is better.

>>212874686 (OP)
Not gonna watch it. Apparently Israel is mad about it or something?

>>212877766
Sounds like a joke straight out of clerks 2 or something.

>>212877759
Americans don't have culture so superheroes is all they have. They used to have celebrity culture too but social media destroyed that

>>212874686 (OP)
Good. Men and women should strive to be better. Just because the world is shit right now doesn't mean we have to be shit.

>>212874686 (OP)
If those people are so desperate to feel "hope" and be better people. Why not be Christian?
And before anyone says because Christianity is jewish, Superman was literally made by two jews and bought by a company funded by an evangelical

>>212877991
Jesus is gay that's why

Man I was already doing good works everywhere hut now that the soibois are jumping on the ship it might be time for my heel turn.

>>212878045
So is Superman in certain realities. Hell, his son was gay too.
You are not making a good argument here. Besides your attempt at blasphemy is a joke.
Seen worse at the flea market

>>212877991
Christianity lost all meaning

>>212878190
And the product by DC Comics hasn't lost all meaning, even after Bendis or post-trump waid?

>>212878143
>jesus gay
>nuh-uh superman gay

>>212878341
What's your point then?
Why prefer Superman to Christ?

>>212878231
Nobody read comics

kek how do you turn superman of all characters into the safe-masculinity numale paragon

>>212878445
>What's your point then?
>Why prefer Superman to Christ?

>>212877909
>saturn
what the fuck does the planet saturn have to do with the evils of the world, what

>>212878446
That still does not follows.
Christianity lost all meaning, which is why people follow Superman, even though they don't read comics, which is where superman debuted and has his main presence.
>>212878476
Still waiting.

>>212874781
There's nothing worse than MLPfags.

>>212874686 (OP)
Normies really need a Hollywood movie to tell them to be nice.
Grim grim grim grim.

>>212874686 (OP)
>WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
>WOMEN? THEY ARE PERFECT AS THEY ARE!!!

>>212878508
>Still waiting

Better than DBZ fight scenes blowing up buildings in a fight. Superman is supposed to be a good man.

>>212874686 (OP)
Folks, it’s happening. Things are better than ever, but hope is rare.

>>212878557
Yeah
Well, where is it?

>>212874686 (OP)
There's nothing masculine about this version of Superman. He gets treated like a doormat by everyone he meets and he never stands up for himself.

>>212878613
>Yeah
>Well, where is it?
Lmao wait what? You wanna talk about jesus and superman?

If WB/MAX were smart should they put in on streaming pretty soon for new subs so we can torrent it? I want to watch it but I'm sick of cams and going the theater alone.

>>212878681
>Lmao wait what?
You always have problems following a discussion? just asking
>You wanna talk about jesus and superman?
Both
Well?

>>212878508
Comics lost cultural relevance after the crash of 96. They're IP farms now. What matter are the movies. I bet most people giving glaring reviews to pedoman never read a Superman comic in their life.

>>212878615
This. This version isn’t masculine, heterosexual, muscular, or conservative.

>>212874686 (OP)
>"The masculine urge to be a better person"
>Still wastes all his time shit-posting the same threads over and over again.

>>212877991
Because they are atheists, usually of the Reddit variety. They haven't forgiven their dads for waking them up early on Sunday and forcing them to so to Church as kids so Superman presents them with the perfect solution...a replacement father figure and a substitute for religion. A lot of these people have made hating every thing related to family or religion (especially Christianity) a huge facet of their lives but they still have a craving for deeper meaning so they use anything, no matter how trivial, to fill the void.

>>212874781
>>212874820
GOOD
MORNING
SAAAAAAAAR

>>212878743
>Both
>Well?

>>212877991
Because Superman is "safe for society" bullshit. Because all it takes to be a good person is to be "wholesome".
>>212878816
This is a good answer

>>212875649
>didn't recycle that can
FUCK YOU

>>212878874
>images (2)
Are you okay, anon?
Listen, there's no shame in being a moron. Well, except for the I'm looking for reaction images to not look like a total moron, thing. That's actually pretty dumb.

About to go see it today :) SuperCHADS keep winning!

>>212877991
Because Christianity is a creppy death cult claiming that people are inherently evil and only if they believe in an ancient Semitic deity they will be redeemed.
Also, today religion is associated mostly with conservatism, nationalism, hatred of other people and so on.

>>212878485
>he doesn't know

>>212878943

>>212878988
>Because Christianity is a creppy death cult claiming that people are inherently evil and only if they believe in an ancient Semitic deity they will be redeemed.
There's two huge theological problems with what you just said.
First, God created man good and perfect. Sin injured him.
Second, "if they believe in an ancient Semitic deity they will be redeemed." is not how it works. Christ redeemed mankind on the cross. There's also Vincible and invincible ignorance.

>>212878816
better than worshipping a kike

>>212879062
Well?
>>212879087
instead worship the character created by kikes?
How does that work

>>212879076
NTA but sin only means disobeying God. If you think disobeying the big sky daddy means you're evil, well, we're just too far apart.

Hey anons, Jimmy here!

>I wanna discuss comic book characters and jesus

>>212879102
You first lmao

>>212879115
>NTA but sin only means disobeying God.
It's more complex than that.
Sin is nothing else than a morally bad act (St. Thomas, “De malo”, Q. vii, a. 3), an act not in accord with reason informed by the Divine law. God has endowed us with reason and free-will, and a sense of responsibility; He has made us subject to His law, which is known to us by the dictates of conscience, and our acts must conform with these dictates, otherwise we sin

>>212879171
I asked first, be punk rock
come on

>>212879199
Here, Christ the Recreamer

What are the odds those fans would start acting like cunts toward people who think differently from them anyway?

>>212879076
>First, God created man good and perfect. Sin injured him.
That's pretty irrelevant as according to Christian theology everyone today is sinful because of what our ancestors did.
It's also largely irrelevant because it's clearly mythology. Superman just says: be good, Christianity says: if you don't believe that Jesus was God, the creator of the universe and humanity itself you deserve eternal punishment.

You Christians always act all innocent, but in the end your religion is nothing more, but a spiritual blackmail.

>>212879211
How are you this bad at even blaspheming?

>>212879230
>That's pretty irrelevant
The basis for christian theology is not "irrelevant"
>Superman just says: be good
But why we should be good, what constitutes good?
Come on, define those two things.

Superman inspired me to finally take that shower, bros
We're all going to make it

>>212874686 (OP)
They are going to forget about this crap the moment Supersaar gets pulled out of cinemas, or when F4 gets released next week
People these days have such short attention span and jump unto the next hot thing almost immediately

redditors are a complete joke
want forgiveness, get religion

>>212874781
>>212874820
/thread

>>212879181
That's longer way to say what I said - sin is disobedience. There was nothing morally wrong with gaining knowledge like Adam and Eve did.

Weird because it made me feel absolutely nothing.

>>212879237
What kinda retard sits on 4chins trying to get someone to do a superman vs jesus debate.
You are so fucking autistic and retarded you feed (You)s to talk about which one is gayer?
>How are you this bad at even blaspheming?
Seems to have gotten to you, fag.

>>212878143
Jon's bi, you stupid cunt. Keep your mouth shut.

>>212879274
It is irrelevant for anyone who isn't a Christian. Talking snakes aren't real and humans are a product of evolution. The original post asked why not be Christian, and I answered that Christianity is about much more than just "feeling hope and be better people".
>what constitutes good
We as humans clearly share general ideas about what is good and what isn't. This is why many ancient laws have similarities. I'm guessing it's based on our evolution as a social species.

>>212874686 (OP)
>hope
There is an ongoing genocide and the entire west is led by vampire pedophiles.

>>212874781
yeah and we have been waiting to see our boy brought to life on the big screen after being dormant since the 70s

>>212874686 (OP)

>>212879733
looks like brittany venti

>>212879875
It's the wonky eyes.

I really hope this stupid movie bombs. Capeshit overstayed its welcome by at least a decade.

I just saw James Gunn’s new Superman movie and let me tell you — it's not the Superman we grew up with. This isn't Truth, Justice, and the American Way — no, this is Truth, Feelings, and the Climate Agenda. It’s woke garbage from beginning to end. Superman now lectures villains about systemic oppression, uses his heat vision to melt down Confederate statues, and donates half his paycheck to Greenpeace. The Daily Planet is now run by non-binary climate activists, and Jimmy Olsen is a polyamorous vegan influencer. It’s like watching CNN in spandex.

At one point, Superman literally says “violence is never the answer,” five seconds before punching a billionaire in the face. Total hypocrisy. The whole thing is like if AOC directed Captain Planet during a mental breakdown. I miss when heroes had balls, not pronouns.

It’s sad. It’s weak. It's what happens when the radical left takes over pop culture.

Speaking of having balls — real ones — that's why I trust Manscaped. Because if you're gonna fight for truth and justice, you better be trimmed down there, brother. Promo code: FREEDOM for 20% off. Stay smooth. Stay patriotic.

>>212879578
>Talking snakes aren't real and humans are a product of evolution
Talking snake as in metaphorical temptation of sin is real. And humans being created by evolution isn't really at odds with christian views. The view that they are at odds is about 500 years out of date.
>clearly share general ideas about what is good and what isn't
I think anon meant in terms of theology or biblical meaning. Protestant priests don't have to take a vow of chastity, and they don't all have to be men either unlike their roman catholic colleagues, so how do you decide what "good" is, if you can't come to agreement even on basic things.

>>212874820
Growtroon would not exist without capeKINO

>>212880458

>>212874686 (OP)
Faggots thinking they're Superman is how liberals destroyed the world. Bullying and ruthless selfishness is essential for a healthy society.

how do I describe this type of article writing?

There's a term for that hipster music called "stomp clap hey", this is a similar form.

>There's a new thing this movie brings to us all, we humans are more than just meat we're.... well - alive.

what is the satisfying way to describe this shit?

>>212874781
Nah, Batfags and Halfags are much much worse

>>212874861
trans porn (sorry for the late reply)

>>212874686 (OP)

i just came back from watching superman and its really good
i loved it

>>212877991
Christianity doesn't inspire hope at all. The premise itself is that you're a piece of shit, you've always been a piece of shit and you'll always be a piece of shit unless you grovel at the church's feet and ask for forgiveness every time you commit the smallest fuck up else you'll go to hell and be tortured for all eternity.
It's completely fucked up and basically removes all agency from your life.

>>212884067
billions of people would disagree

>>212884075
>Billions of people are retards
I know hence why a cartel hitman can skin a dozen people alive then go to the nearest church amd say a few hail marys and feel fine afterwards. Your religion is a joke friendo.

>>212874686 (OP)
The modern American Odyssey has finally arrived.

>>212874686 (OP)
>Masculine
Superman is a fucking bitch throughout the entire movie. Hollywood don't get to define masculinity.

>>212874686 (OP)
>hope
not a twinge of emotional stakes in the entire flick.
>I'M A COCKSUCKER, YES I AM

>>212884075
>billions of people would disagree
Not really they're agreeing that they have no agency of themselves and external assistance is a necessity to be better

>>212884100
nothing wrong with jokes, they elicit positive emotions and improve health
once again you're taking the L

>>212874686 (OP)
>The masculine urge to be a better person.
Not your ATM.
Not your mechanic.
Not your plumber.
Not your cannon fodder.
Not your bodyguard.

>>212884203
>thoughts are external

>>212883828
Pretentious is the word you're looking for.

>>212878045
>filename
they're not even trying to hide it anymore
total kike death btw

>>212874686 (OP)
Based. Edgelords and sociocucks btfo.

>>212884218
Unironically yes because so many of them think someone is literally talking to them despite it just being in their head

>>212879627
it's in the middle east tho, nothingburger

>>212874686 (OP)
Heartwarming & heckin wholesome is the new punk :-)
James Gunn just gets it :-)
Superman is ULTIMATE American culture :-)

>>212884247

One of the greatest film critics of our era already declared Superman 2025 the greatest movie of the year and the most important cultural shifts of our era.

YES, the bad guys are Israel and Trump.
NO, that does not make the movie anti-semitic, Israel is the real anti-semites.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luweEMksw5s

>>212884257
It clearly is. Look at how easily it generates seethe.

>>212884271
I'm not schizophrenic so I don't eat things that aren't food nor hear things that aren't there

>>212884309
no, you're just low IQ

>>212884291
This, so much heckin this. It's the capeKINO movie that generates seethe and NOT the viral marketing on 4chan. Superman will be beloved forever and not quickly forgotten and turned on like Longlegs which had a similar marketing campaign.

>>212884319
Not really an argument but OK schizo

>>212884334
>outs himself as a troll
every single time, try having an actual argument some day

>>212884328
This. They need to market the movie to a niche site of basement dwellers

i honestly think this is as good as raimi' spiderman

>>212874686 (OP)
BETTER MANbros...did we just win???

>>212884371
10 rupees deposited in your account Rajesh

>>212884547
Wtf I'm rich now