Thread 212875984

Summy edition

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Previous: >>212873706

new abi tweet

so theres hope ellie will stream or is she just being nice to ricky?

Gigi called ellie nontent so ellie got their house doxed harder

Watermellie <3

markybros our truthnuke was a wet fart

qt

>>212876021
abi is dead to me

i dont know next question

Let's try to have a higher quality thread this time

Josie's workshop

new abi tweet

>>212876021
Tweets like these sound like something taken straight from a 4chan thread they read. Letty does it too.
No original thoughts

Reminder that if you see a webm or mp4 here there is an 80% of chance it'll be lost media until next season, especially if it is estanque or angie or binx related
I delete all my shit after the threads get moved to /bant/ and it becomes pure mental illness
Letting bros know

>>212876088
I have the perfect clip to kick us off!

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752690678528475.mp4

in the soup stream, ellie just doxed her sisters house and what car she drives
holy smokes
shes going to get grounded for weeks

so many filtered posts

>>212876084
such a disappointment
i don’t even want to know the answer to this anymore

which one of you queers are gonna suck my dick?

>>212876115
>one random cat fucker deleting his folder means everything is lost forever
hop off your own dick i save everything

if ellie wants to be a big streamer she will become one

>>212876126
this guy's literally afraid of replies with his trigger words

>>212876120
>sisters house
already known
>what car she drives
already known

>>212876147
Post Letty cuddling next to Vance

they cooked canelo

>>212876054
Please stop adding the heart. The correct format is to post the picture with a capitalized "Watermellie." Adding anything else takes away from the experience.

>>212876161
i'm afraid of getting brain rot reading your autistic shit

Hot dog triathlon spic edition starting now
Would be boring on American fishtank but could be kinda spic kino

>>212876191
Adding you to my filter list

>>212876190
Yes, that is my webm. But never seen the one after that being posted when she tried again.

/ss/ femdom with a mentally ill azn vtuber!

>>212875960
you sound like a 40 year old whose legs and dick dont work no more. no wonder you spend 18 hours a day on here

>>212876189
this is the queer that's gonna suck my dick

>>212876215
KWAB YOU GOT RAN OUT I WON

>>212876126
>>212876161
bro discovered 4chanX, google, and kick chat logs all in one day. his mind is blown

This is what Beto's dick did to Sara earlier
She got MILK twice

1 namefag filtered post

did i do something to deserve this?

Do you think all the s4 (except ellie) are coming to the crushing realization that nobody really likes them? Even Jin went broke to buy a new phone to stream on to his 11 viewers.

>>212876233
I'm not going to fellate anyone's phallus. I'm just trying to enforce proper meme etiquette. Please be respectful.

>>212876231
my legs are very strong though. I do like 50x100kg squats every week

>>212876275
probably at least a couple of things

>>212876279
kek what a bitch

why do trannies need like 3 threads on 3 different boards for this "show"

>>212876282
you can either do it like a good little boy or I can pinch your nose shut until you start gasping for air then shove it in.

abi is alive to me

>>212876176
kek

does anyone else kinda prefer phoneposting? maybe its just because im more used to it than 'puter posting

>>212876239
i'm not using 4chanx i made my own thing.

https://gofile.io/d/bZCV93
>wants to fuck a girl
>shows her his moldy cheese
>gets rejected
>seethes for 2 years
That's why they call him Bad Ideas.

>>212876279
idk why of all people he decided to do that. I thought he was just killing time until he got his job back but now it seems like he's actually investing into it? retarded

>>212876322
Needs more pixels

I like how Mexijet says chællenge

post hag dumpy

HOT DOG CHALLENGE ON MEXITANK RIGHT NOW

>>212876279
Angelina almost started crying yesterday while complaining about people hating her. For the rest of the contestants it’s more of a disinterest instead of hate though.

>the mentally ill retard thinks a 38 year old doesn't know how to use computers and the internet
why are zoomercels so fucking stupid

daniel would give sam hyde the bummy buster treatment!

>>212876332
Hes not getting his job back. Maybe he is leaving las vegas'n it and will just stream until he is out of money then die

>>212876279
s4 is the KWAB of fishtank
>inb4 benleaks comes in crying over s3

>>212876308
Y-yes daddy..

>>212876320
I’m in my bed phoneposting because egirl heartbreak hurts too much to sit at my computer

>>212876322
She's perfect.

>>212876330
this is fucking crazy

as i wait for my movie to be greenlit

i shall write content for someone

>>212876386
is she eating shrimp

>>212876279
the men never do good streaming no matter how popular they are on the show. All of the women always slowly bleed down to like 100 people give or take too.

>>212876320
i want to kill myself every time i have to use a touch screen keyboard

THE PRICES HAVE CHANGED

>>212876366
Lol are people harassing her or is she just mad people dont like her here? Like bitch just dont come here

Julius twitter found

>>212876332
I guess he was having fun being on the other fish’s streams

>>212876320
i do on an ipad. I've been doing it since Hiro moot took over.

>>212876322
ellien > alien

White people when you give them the extra-extra-extra-mild spicy sauce

>>212876320
no, i try to keep these threads relegated to the computer when i’m doing something

>>212876452
youre such a fucking 40 year old

i've never used twitter. God you are one retarded dumbass, i don't have ANY social media presence. I'm a ghost moron.

>>212876430
she didn’t mention any hate from here, she said it was the hate she got while doing magicstars and the hate on reddit

>>212876467
kek

Julius filter fail
Julius L

>>212876279
people like seth

why did julius dox ellie

>>212876482
38 year old
Pic related 40 year old

>>212876420
I want to know what it would take to get a male fish to become a popular streamer. I think if cole wasn't such a neurotic mess he could have done it. His mannerisms are so funny i can see non fishtank fans wanted to see wtf he is talking about.
Other than that it tough. Watching a stream isnt even close to what watching fishtank is like

>>212876430
she never recovered from the first day

Angie we love you

>>212876514
i'm actually very good at doxxing but ive never maliciously released someones info. Also i have no desire to harm my princess Ellie.

>be girl, japan
>buy stream avatar
>make it say feminism is bad
>shill yourself on 4chan
>get people fighting over top sub gifter spot

>>212876490
>magicstars
Loooool fucking retard what did she expect? She was the least popular fish (rachel wasnt a real fish lets be real)

>>212876514
he's just evil like that

somebody leak the critter fansly

>>212876116
why does the top part of her face not move at all when she screams. literal serial killer behavior desubh

>>212876490
>reddit claims another scalp
sad.

>>212876419
I don't remember what she was eating. But I remember watching her vomit it out again. Ellie mogged Drench so hard in the fat challenge, it seemed like she was asserting her dominance.

>>212876530
For real. She left such a shit first impression i avoided all content possible with her. I never watched her on cams, dont engage with angie posters, dont click angie pics. She is my least favorite fish because she isnt even fun to hate like jimmy / tay / ted.

>>212876577
is it actually phat

>>212876577
Things are bad, huh?

>>212876320
I seethe a lot so when I phonepost, I inevitably autocorrect wrong words in different places and embarrass myself. No such issue on PC

>>212876598
lol

>daniel thinks ecksavier is a special needs teacher because he knows how to communicate with autists
kind of cute

>>212876419
Yeah it eas crabcakes and shrimp. She puked it up then ate the puke.
She was based in this challenge and would have been an all timer fish if given the chance

>>212876430
4chan is the most kind to her actually and that’s why she likes us

Elliesisters is it true /our/girl is a beat slut??

>>212876645
all special needs schools need an xavier

>>212876671
No

>production actually lets TTS through about Sara getting clapped by Beto in the bathroom
Fishtank would never

>>212876671
I'm afraid you're thinking of Tayleigh

>>212876650
She's an angel

>>212876650
I think it might be a lot of people like me here >>212876610
Shes not even worth hating on so she and her fans can be in a little reply bubble in a thread and not even be noticed by other people

>>212876525
Burt is the best example but his viewers might actually all be gay trannys getting their rocks off. they would need to win, be funny and personable, not be a chad but also not be a wimp. not have a tiring gimmick, have a varied stream and play into the parasocial self insert aspect. so pretty much impossible

>lettycels all bullying trish on twitter
why?

Ellie is FUGLY

>>212876021
wow hilarious

>>212876723
fr?

My gf in college (who was also 18 while I was 24) looked better and was a hapa.
Ellie does nothing to me.

Angie is a borderline retard so can you guys tone it down on the bullying, in case you can't tell she's very sensitive

>>212876716
>win, be funny and personable, not be a chad but also not be a wimp. not have a tiring gimmick, have a varied stream and play into the parasocial self insert aspect
i could do this easy plus also pander to ftl but in a cool way and jet would probably want me to work for him and id go along with it for a few days to get some drugs and pussy then ghost them

>>212876671
her mind is already at that point at least

its funny how elliefags completely abandoned the fantasy that she is some kind of 4chan power user
she even stopped saying things like "kek" and "-fag" because we called it cringe and no one was buying it
now the appeal to the simps is that she doesnt do anything?
im kind of lost here

>>212876716
I can see a while but smart guy getting popular but only if they did a letty and leverage their fishtank fame to shift into IP2. If jon wasnt an actual retard he might have done that and made connections.
Lets be real, fishtank alone can not make a streamer they need to climb that ladder

>>212876577
there's absolutely no way it's worth that much. drop it to $10 Critter

THEY'RE SMOKING IN SPICTANK ITS JUST LIKE MY FISHTANK I KNOW

>>212876752
No, and in fact since i know it bothers her i will b bullying her more

>>212876766
its completely possible that you are retarded

>>212876723
what the hell

>>212876766
Not to defend the simps, but I'm pretty sure everybody unanimously agreed her pandering was pure cringe

>i may be a yn, but ya goy isn't a babyfag, 4chan is infested with israelites, but there's still love in my heart for them
honest thoughts on this first impression out of the tank?

i need an actress

i can use her

skits...

>>212876723
Trish is a friend of TJ they see TJ as bringing a spotlight on Letty because of Claire and now Shadi.

mfw elliecels spamming

>>212876696
agreed

>>212876766
nobody thought anything other than shes a child, because theyre pedos

>rachel convinced betty to show her tits again and they might do a photoshoot with cvatik
https://gofile.io/d/sg8dkn
>betty raped freddy
https://gofile.io/d/pTHfes

>>212876726
Her fit goes nuts tho

>>212876525
The problem is they all try to stream video games or just talk to a camera by themselves. None of them know how to do an interesting stream

>>212876320
I phonepost. My eyes hurt if I use a computer to read the threads

>>212876827
what the fuck are you talking about

>>212876723
stop spreading lies

>>212876745
>https://x.com/fauxneticism/status/1946411828315091003
it's worse in the cord rn and I cant even tell what set them off

>>212876822
Cringe in a funny way

can’t spell angel without ang

>>212876766
>she even stopped saying things like "kek" and "-fag" because we called it cringe
Because it is cringe. I can forgive her for being a dumb kid thinking thats how cool 4channers speak outside of this place but she wisened up and is all the better for it. The best thing she can do is hide her power level. Its the best thing everyone can do desu. Nobody likes gay 4chan speak on any other platform

>>212876891
True.

TJosh and TJ need to compete against each other spic TJ is a menace.

Spictank is doing the trialathon and u guys are posting angie/ellis

>uninformed sword talk
finally a reason to close the tab and get back to spictank

>>212876723
The only remaining Lettycels are the most mind broken mentally ill delusional cucks. They're only a step away from being another Jezza.

>>212876891
Can't spell Angelina without Angel

Remember when Summer was raped?

>>212876822
>>i may be a yn, but ya goy isn't a babyfag, 4chan is infested with israelites, but there's still love in my heart for them
>honest thoughts on this first impression out of the tank?
she genuinely thought this was funny in some way
like she just invented ironic shit posting and we would belly laugh at it
but the complete opposite happened, she got bullied so hard she stopped the 4chan-speak immediately
now she just speaks like a chicken jockey, italian brainrot zoomer

>>212876925
yeah remember when sam was raped?

>>212876881
Letty and her simps turning into Betty/Bettysimps

>>212876863
Claire talking about Letty gooning Abi came out with the TJ Asia trip, so they instantly just link the 2.

>>212876881
this dudes shtick sucks, its just extreme negging for girls he likes

>>212876095
She peaked when she got those ice chains. Now the ice is melting and its sliding away

>>212876845
>they might do a photoshoot with cvatik

I thought it was cvatik trying to get a photoshoot with Betty by using Rachel as an intermediary lol

>>212876723
>>212876827
It all comes tumbling down

>>212876822
>>212876929
Its an iconic line. You just got filtered

>>212876881
this dude is such a dork

>>212876766
Her appeal is that she's cute how hard is that to understand

i miss S1-bloodgames era fishtank,

>>212876752
I dont know how anyone could be mean to angelina
Inconceivable

>>212876650
Outside of the small group of 3-4 angiefags, everyone else here quickly caught onto the fact that she was just in it to whore herself out without creating any noteworthy content. The comments about her that aren't manufactured - like posting a pic while calling her a monkey or a goblin or doing the "good woman" bit - usually reflect that. She's probably insecure about being nontent.

>>212876776
if I remember even someone like Letty who was following Ice poseidon around like a lapdog in Korea a few months ago wasnt getting much more than 200-400 viewers. Thats obviously great KCIP but not crazy or anything. it would take something like TJ/taylor to happen again except TJ is liked by everyone and actually wanted to become a streamer

>>212876822
I thought she was an ugly gooky pick me annoying girl until sometime around her first stream and now I’m obsessed with her why why why

>>212876925
which of the dozen times?

Said it once and i will say it again Letty is a bad friend.

>>212876929
i told her to stop. Ellie's a good girl she listens to me.

>>212876881
That just one guy

>>212876924
from the thumbnail this looked like a klaus post (iykyk) sorry, i almost reported u for global rule #1

>>212876881
>>212876923
>>212876949
it’s just one guy so stop complaining niggers

>>212876687
Why would they need to? Dumbgay mentioned it literally every 5 minutes.

>>212876909
I'm clipping Estanque AND posting Angie. Problem?

>>212877007
Yeah they would have to be wild* which is what i meant to say instead of while*
Even ice poseidon is a stepping stone.
Look at hard jacob networks and collabs nonstop just to retain any audience. A male fish would need to grind HARD and hit every avenue they could to get viewers

>>212876822
thought it was cringe but wasn't surprised or anything. that's how she was in the tank

>>212876881
Post cord

>>212877067
Fishtank would never

>>212876766
>>212876984
ellies appeal is literally just the emperor has no clothes effect
everyone is just being ironic and pretending that she is interesting
and the joke is imagining that a twitter/reddit tourist reads these threads and actually think we are serious
now thats mad funny

>>212877001
she was the most entertaining girl in the tank and she is the best streamer out of the season 4 cast

>>212876100
>Straight out of 4chan
more like reddit

>>212876752
Being mean to Angie is the sign of a bad person. Only evil people could make fun of this Angel

>>212877113
Its true. I don't even actually like soup

where did Sam go wrong?

>>212877136
what happens if this girl needs an MRI?

The sinking feeling that fishtank is actually dead is pretty bad

I suppose I couldn't talk to the same 50 people forever

Jeff chads, we up?

Lettyfags posting Betty with ai epstein. I don't like any of them but this is straight up satanic no?

>>212877168
Maybe so, but we've made some good memories you and I

>>212877160
Piercings aren't hard to remove

>>212877168
Its just a gay groupchat atp where 80% of the posters have the same name and get bad at the other retards that try to attention whore

>>212877168
Now you know how I feel about SS13.

its funny how hyde fags completely abandoned the fantasy that sam was some kind of 4chan super troll
after the harland podcast he stopped saying things like "jew" and "heil hitler" because we called it cringe and no one was buying it
now the appeal to the paypigs is that he is serious?
im kind of lost here

>>212877044
Lettycord damage control has arrived.

>>212877168
A thousand tanks will bloom out if it’s rotting corpse. Maybe two will be good

>>212877151
Ask Charls I think he's an expert on it

Bitty promoted to background mannequin hanging out with the worst streamer and personality: Rachel

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

>>212876836
>webm
kek

>>212877113
I think its unrealistic to think that a woman (lol) who is 18 is interesting.
but she does have an independent streak and she has a sense of humor. that pretty much beats out 60% of females at this point, no matter the age.

gigi is obviously the best though

>>212877168
There is like 7 of us here.

>>212876766
I dont find her the slightest bit interesting, she could just be another pretty faced streamer to rep fishtank. but she clearly isn't all that interested

>>212877151
fucking and getting fucked by men

>>212877113
she is kinda interesting though.

why did her mom spaz out last night?

>>212877168
Fishtank peaked at S2, I'm glad I was there to experience it.

>>212876881
not a good idea when letty getting fat herself

casting...

>>212877239
her family went out and got some at around 10PM or 11PM then went straight to bed, she was the only one up streaming from the living room
Probably that

>>212877168
its okay your real life can start now

>>212877235
Name 10 interesting things she said in her streams.
No looks, her words

>>212877239
angie was late for the swingers party

Yeah they are not fond of ftl i think lol

>>212876929
Ellie is a content jockey.
Her making autists like you post a novel about a single line she said is content in itself. The neuro-typical highschooler has you all figured out.

>>212877204
Why Rachel anyway

>>212877204
she belongs on low quality tank cams where we can't see her face and can jerk off in peace

>>212877266
Im brainstorming something new, the soup bit is over as soon as i go to bed. Promise

>>212876997
That was back when they could run a show more than two weeks, now they get mogged by Mexicans and Jon running shows for longer periods of time. Even fan tanks like Aperture's run longer.

did Betty get blacked? I've been out of the loop

I will rape your sister Jet

>>212877249
First week famous house was the peak imo. Gaslighting to its max potential before it all came crashing down and will never recover

>>212877289
beggars cant be choosers

i'm going to corrupt Ellie into a BWC only findom queen
Cause its FUNNY

>>212877181
he's going on a melty for some reason. he's attacking trish too

>>212877309
i dont work for you

Me when a woman starts speaking

>>212877181
Both those guys are huge fags

>>212876021
she impacts me like this every day <3

>>212877268
Beautiful mother daughter relationship, I hope to have a wife and daughter this close someday

>>212877333
That is true but i don't see how that is relevent

>>212877285
>act like a retard
>get called a retard
>"haha, ive got you all figured out"
sure bud

>>212877325
I dont watch porn btw, its gay

>>212877272
/ftl/ occupied the time I would have spent reading /tv/ and /pol/

tf do I do on lunchbreak now

>>212877315
She would sell videos implying she did but it wasn't until she was flirting with some black guy and then left with him last night on a stream that it was confirmed.

>>212877368
i don't.

mfw Ellie got me another (You)

>>212877195
>>212877221
yes this is what every offseason becomes

>>212877334
I’d put that fridge in my kitchen if you know that I mean

This stupid bitch just got her phone taken away for getting their car doxed all to please some retard spamming "soup" on 4chan.
What the fuck this dummy doing?

Cuddling Trish and fenix tubby tummies :)

>>212877397
it's worse with the samefagging

>>212876530
this is how you could tell she wasnt really a fan of the show. WAY too try hard, killed any fans she couldve had

>>212877319
>Gaslighting to its max potential before it all came crashing down and will never recover
Yeah real amazing gaslight
>SURPRISE YOU'RE NOT ON A BAD REALITY TV SHOW!!! YOU'RE JUST ON A BAD REALITY TV SHOW!!!!
>Half the cast leaves or gives up because they don't think they're going to get paid because there is no Hulu financial backer and they doubt they're going to get paid (they didn't get paid.)

>>212877285
She insists upon itself

Binx would MOG

>>212877410
She's kinda just a kid

>>212877413
Rubbing Canelos tummy and calling him a good boy :)

>>212877416
R U serious?

a seriously good supplement

>>212877416
>>212877438
>>212877462
Can we gets serious for a second?

>>212877457
A man can only dream.

>>212877410
would you abandon ellie if she was your daughter?
even after she gets bagel to send her a photo of his penis pump so she can make a post about it on instagram and tell everyone its her dads?
shes just a widdle chud after all

>>212877272
any minute now...

>>212877457
me at the age of 10 is the same as me at the age of 30: dogs are so great and all I want do is pet them

So did sam just do zero research into what harland's podcast was like? He seriously went on and thought it wouldnt just be complete nonsense?
He is even dumber than i thought

Looking at Harland's previous guests and the stuff he brings out, he purposely shit tests and trolls certain comedians with targeted props to see if they can handle banter.

>bill burr - gave him a wig because he's bald, and an ant farm asking if it makes him angry like his comedy

>david lucas - kept giving him cakes and donuts because he is a fatass

>sam hyde - trolled his performative masculinity asking him if he has been raped, pussy eating skills, asking him to make a nest like a big gorilla, because gorillas have small dicks.

>>212877487
>Ohhh sorry elliechan i have famry in haiwaii. You go liv with methmommy

>>212877440
she’s just kind of dumb, she still doesn’t understand what was bad about how she was acting her first day

>>212877445
She has to do absolutely nothing and people with Autism spectrum disorder will still kick their dry wall in and conjure up a whole rant. At this point, ftl is insisting upon Ellie.

>>212877457
this is the ideal dog to me

>>212877518
yeah man, he lost his shit by being prodded by dad jokes
fucking hack

>>212877518
Sam got mogged to oblivion.

>>212877518
and burr and lucas were boring nontent that nobody watched or talked about?

>>212877511
>>212877518
Uhhhhh did you guys not see the top post on the subreddit?
It was confirmed to be a bit
https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1m2mqns/nick_rochefort_addresses_the_harland_situation_on/
Sam is the creative force with the vision that drives MDE forward. Without Sam there is no MDE.
Nick is clearly the funniest of the three, though, at least with regard to his delivery and persona. Charls is a necessary weirdo wildcard that probably contributes a lot to their unique style and atmosphere. All three together make a truly unique comedy troupe.

Cute angel

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>212877452
Binx is a fake bitch with no talent except findom. Fenix is a passionate singer song writer and a good woman

why are her knees like this?

I was Jet's friend in high school and he was a huge fag.
Used to watch porn in social studies because our teacher would constantly leave the room to handle the special class.

>>212877440
But then on the opposite spectrum you had someone like Daniel who was too aware of the audience, was metagaming on the fucking first day and become passive at the slightest bit of criticism. I appreciated that Angie never switched up at least

>>212877518
crazy how Sam Hyde the comedian went onto another comedians podcast and got upset he wasn’t being serious

>>212877566
>Sam got mogged to oblivion.
I'd have to rewatch but I think Harland even made a subtle Marky reference. He goes "i heard you like them nice and ripe" and then licked his lips.

Don't care to watch sam outside of fishtank but was Sam's loud and break things=funny routine a W or L

>>212877585
It took nick this long to come up with the cope of "it was a bit, dickhead?"

>>212877598
Neccesito este refrigerador

>>212877598
shes an ugly tatted up whore that barely speaks english. you only like her because youre as ugly as she is.

>>212877634
W, it's the hottest thing on the net right now

>>212877598
Warming up to fenix

>>212877585
yeah man, adult swim was a bit too.

>>212876845
wait, is that Betty at Rachel's place?
How the piss did she come back into the "spotlight". Free drugs from Rachel?

>>212877634
He wasnt loud so it was already better than normal

the skullhyde shill wave just struck the threads again

>>212877487
you shouldnt abandon your kids

>>212877678
>lookin grim for mde fags

>>212877611
>Angie never switched up at least
True, people thought she was pandering but she legitimately is just an overexcited airhead

>>212877653
have sex binxcel

I deleted my ellie folder

>>212877699
why are you so obsessed with this place

>>212877652
Compare to binx “dancing”

>>212877699
this is a fishtank thread sir
shill mde somewhere else

come to Elliencord. A sanctuary for Ellie simps

Jet would never have fun with the contestants in a lighthearted way.
Are Americans just pathetic people or is it a wigger thing?

>>212877601
Mud wrestling contest yesterday, she got fucked up

Is the site gonna get dmca claimed?
jet's just streaming a fucking movie...

>>212877731
Nothing to do with her getting on her knees for beto to day?

>>212876189
No. I'm not the only one doing the <3 either.

Oldhead Abi lore: does anybody else remember during one of her first streams after S2 and some dude kept asking her why her bf was brown over and over again and kept immediately making new accounts as soon as she banned him and basically derailed the entire stream lmao

>>212876822
Lmao that shit was retarded

how did the el salvadorians manage to fly out luke and damiel??

>>212877756
hammer to the head will do that to ya

>>212877653
>being this mad over Fenix mogging binx
WOOOW

>>212877601
Mud wrestling

>>212877765
I'm glad you guys leave hannah alone she's a good woman

>>212877765
Its so funny the wiggers are so fucking stupid they didnt make this a text document or made something that highlighted banned words

so let me get this straight
anything sam does that makes him look bad is just a bit?
him getting cancelled from adult swim
>bit
him getting fishtank cancelled due to law enforcement
>bit
him getting completely btfod at his own game by a boomer
>bit
idk guys, it just seems like a bunch of really convenient bits, and none of them are funny

fenix is REALLY into the gringo

Sara my love. Mi amore. My raison d'etre. My muse.

The perfect guy life podcast is great. I love watching sam occupied with his phone while nick makes constant 'jokes' about gay sex and chris lynch struggles to verbalize words.

I'm gonna build a gorilla nest in Marky's pussy

still not over jet neptune

>>212877801
wes is a good programmer

>>212877816
No she's not. She's only got eyes for me, Dane.

>>212877816
Based

>>212877831
I love it, honestly. Nothing better than my internet daddy being just as absent as my actual daddy.
This is reality.

>>212877815
>and none of them are funny
Maybe THAT'S the bit!

I like how sara says "PeRrro"

>>212877452
>>212877598
One of them sucking my dick the other rimming my ass #beastmode

>>212877410
She's been on her phone for 40+ minutes including as I'm typing this right now.

>>212877831
Loser

>>212877764
lmao

>>212877815
anything that seems insanely ridiculous and completely in-character is just a bit.
what does sammy do on fishtank? destroy shit and manhandle people.
what did sammy do on the podcast? destroy shit and manhandle people.
you have a brain. use it.

>>212877831
Chris is profoundly illiterate and stupid.

>>212877831
>nick makes constant 'jokes' about gay sex
all he ever fucking does. idk how people think hes funny.
>dude i sucked my uncles dick
>dude granny pussy
>dude dominican guys fuck goats

>>212877815
making up a whole "sketch comedy show" just so he can cast old failed/aspiring actors to play his parents and do everything he can to make them cry
>bit

>claims to hate Sam Hyde and MDE
>still goes by 'Skull Hyde'

>>212877856
Why isn't binx saving her vods anymore?

>>212877859
the larper is back

I dont like fenix because she reminds me of my mom
im mexican

>>212877815
It's not a series of bits, it's one giant one. Sam Hyde's entire existence is a bit by God.

>>212877653
but enough about baby grandma

cum in binky pusy

>>212877873
Fumbling goddesses like Channing
>bit

>>212876189
btw

>>212877765
>pod awful is a banned tts

It must destroy Jimmy knowing that we are his target audience and we detest him, lol.

known bug-chaser scott sullivan mma

>>212877882
she only did when she was on youtube. she wants the vods to be edited down but she doesnt trust anybody to do it for her.

>>212877873
Sam has like the worst poker face of all time when it comes to seething. When he's butthurt it's extremely obvious and he's totally unable to play it off as anything else.

>>212877880
I asked him this and he said its because its the name he is known by.
Whatever, seems like he just wants to feel like a supervillain

>>212877897
me on the right

>>212877880
>still goes by 'Skull Hyde'
I don't go by skull hyde anywhere but fishtank retard. its meta irony layered in cringe, you wouldn't get it.

>>212877608
Tell us more

>>212877816
should have been me

>it's been 2 years since they finished extreme peace
why aren't they working on a 2nd episode?

What is he thinking now?

>>212877831
its amazing anyone over the age of 16 chooses to sit through any of the shit they're making other than fishtank.

the only reason mde even gained a fanbase after its run was because of the jew bits and peanut arbuckle. peanut gag was funny but anyone could do it

>>212877869
this is the peak of comedy right here

Binx should stream retarded bitch

>>212877837
I was a sophomore in high school at the date

>>212877880
He wants to be Sam's reverse-flash

>>212877943
yo we in the same timezone lets meet up bro

>>212877943
Damn so its true that literally everyone in sams orbit is just constantly in these threads. This sucks

>>212877973
binx should peep the horror. she seems like the kind of person who would do it.

Angie is so brat coded and a TLP.... been thinking about her belly piercing clip all day....

on a side note, Hag dumpy had me acting a fool as well... baka all these tight little pieces from ftl got me feeling some type of way. Bros....

He is enamorado

>>212877950
They're releasing it weekly on mde.tv. They've already released like 3 or 5 episodes.

>>212877992
>yo we in the same timezone lets meet up bro

>>212877765
good thing they didn't make some sort of script to automate it
wouldn't want some hacker to expose them

Channing's only appeal is her fat milkers

>>212877969
my pwesident

>>212878018
i meant season, my bad.

>>212877869
>what did sammy do on the podcast? destroy shit and manhandle people.
>you have a brain. use it.
was it a bit where nick was having a panic attack and his face slowly turning beetroot red as he watched sam wrestle the boomer?

>>212877897
Ling looks like someone was messing around with the sliders in the Oblivion character creator

season peak

>>212878027
this is the woman that will bear your child

if i fucked channing do you think that would "mog" sam?

>>212877457
i love it when dogs lay on their sides to sleep they look so tired and it feels like that's such a comfortable position for them, i wish he had a little bed or something to be even more comfortable

>>212878016
nice loop

>>212877992
Nigga don't know bout latitude

Ellie 4chan talk. Glad she cut that shit out

>>212878065
>what do you mean, its not a gay show?

>>212878063
hes literally me

>>212878079
he must be really enjoying the cold floor, though. It's hot as fuck in there.

>>212878088
i think part of her fans are just same aged zoomers

poor guys

>>212878088
Boxcutter put the fear of god in her babyfag soul.

>>212878088
It was for the better. Wonder if she cringes at bagel doing his gay edgy speak after seeing how people react to her doing it since thats obviously who she picked it up from

>>212878063
I do this except I stare at women's asses while they're not facing me instead

>>212878075
No, I don't think he actually realizes how bad he's fumbled with some really awesome women. Channing his bf now anyway. He looks like keemstar.

>>212878087
I'll be downtown western continental united states if you guys wanna chill

>>212878066
I was hoping for Joopy but i can live with it

>>212878119
channing has a bf*

>>212878035
Extreme Peace 2 (title-pending) releases 2034

>>212878099
yea man, you understand

if you really think about it, we're just the president's fishtank. finally found someone lazier and more incompetent than jet neptroon.

I think Ellie is cringe

fishtank.....is dead....

>>212878111
huh
im not watching that gay ass show dexter but i can see now why people would root for the serial killer "good guy"

at this point
if sam recorded himself punching some dude in the back of the head and knocked him out cold
you would say its just a bit
and the guy was in on the joke the whole time

>>212878112
>>212878111
>>212878109
There’s no way Ellie spoke like that at school. Just be yourself on the show that’s the #1 first rule for everyone. If Ellie wants to be a degenerate puking and putting on homeless clothes then do that not “baby tag goy”

>>212878134
why is he doing a rasengan? doesn't he know naruto is cringe? or is it a mexican thing?

>binx seething
STOP BEING BROWN

>>212878153
We are God's fishtank

>>212878164
if it's hasan piker then yeah it's just a bit

>>212878184
>charls

>>212878031
She's a doe-eyed princess

>>212878184
>104 posts

post yfw i make you all reply to me with images

>>212878194
jimmy downey is an earthrocker

>>212878160
wtf happened to alex?

>>212878160
how have they not gotten reported for dmca with rachel watching movies

>>212878184
Binx hate was production astroturfed shit
we love binx

>>212878194
Big boot Jimmy. Clown shoe Jimmy. I want a dommy mommy Jimmy

>>212878160
solution: put a tay on

>>212878210
>ay dud- dude its me, you
>yo dude it-its me, you!

>>212878212
Stream stars was music and movies like most of the time lol and that lasted from February to May i believe

>>212878184
Honestly, I get it now. Hag dumpy had me feeling unwise earlier. I can see the appeal now.

>>212878214
Binx and Angelina get me diamonds. As a fit, in shape, white, youthful man. You gotta be ghey not to see the appeal breh.

>>212878206
Her ethereal elfin beauty cast a spell on my heart and I can't shake it. I'll be her loyal Channing Knight lurking the in the shadows of cyberspace til my last breath.

>>212877988
cool dude I was 13 in the 7th grade while Marky was getting pumped full of cum by Sam

>>212878242
gotta love the cooch

>>212878214
i started hating binx after she defended brandon, then doubled down, then tripled down, then denied it when she found out the audience hated her for it. it's sad that people got over the brandon shit quick.

>>212878242
he has such a way with words

Okay serious note i actually wanted to hang out with Jimmy after S2 but after he went on bloodgames and became an SSRI zombie fuck that. Dude is neutered like a MF

>>212878194
jimmy > jon

suprised no lifetime haters have reported them for just playing movies on the main site

you guys wanna get on that?

>>212878214
nauerr
i dont miss 'er

>>212878160
can they really not find anyone else to stream

>>212878214
production simped 4 binx doe

>>212878157
You’re correct

Here are some facts that some of the ftl orbiters and even some people in this thread may not know:

Tay went on a Kentucky sex vacation to meet her simp that donated 50 bucks to get her tight Pendlepussy...

Betty, just the other night, showed her ass and tits on Rachel's stream, got groped and molested by Freddy and some BBC, while they poured liquor down her throat

These are FACTS. Continue on...

>>212878239
>February to May

Lux Claire TJasia

>>212878282
put a tay on

I like watching Cocina cam

Do you think elie told her sister right away that she fucked up and got their house doxed harder or is she waiting for gigi to check the threads to find out on her own?

>>212878257
It’s too bad he only wanted her ane. Dude is allergic to pussy or something (he’s gay)

>>212878212
theyre hosting it themselves, would take more effort to do I guess

>>212878303
>These are FACTS. Continue on...
That's how far ftl has sunk. Blame Sam.

>>212878088
its literally impossible for ellie to have used 4chan and know about 4chan lore first hand
the site is older than her
she was 10 years old in 2017 for christ sake
everything she knows about this site is from turkey tom and bagel

>>212878311
Gigi said Ellie can't stream on her house because of swatting (Gigi has two kids). She knows.

>>212878311
yea she probably did that tippy toe thing she does when shes nervous too

>>212878160
show?

>>212878258
>>212878264
First review that made me laugh desu.

are you coddled or content irl, /ftl/?

>>212878333
>10 years old in 2017
wtf

Fact: claire is content

>>212878311
she didnt dox anything that could have been found out from what was already knew

>>212878333
>covid was nearly a decade ago

>>212878214
Angie chad here. I fucking hate Binx.

>>212878303
>Tay went on a Kentucky sex vacation to meet her simp that donated 50 bucks to get her tight Pendlepussy...
I wondered if ellie knew the origins of sending gay guys to houses when she said ppl will send gay guys to her house on stream. Probably not, right?

... we all Love Letty here, don't we folks?

>>212878303
Only one of those is a fact. The other is a schizo fantasy

>>212878364
pill pushing groomer rapist

>>212878364
letty is an evil whore

>>212878346
i am coddled stimming nontent unironically

>>212878353
couldnt*
known*

>>212878088
What 4chan talk?
>i may be a yn but this goy aint no babyfag
is not 4chan talk, retard.
That's zoomer speak. That's funnyjunk trash. That's discord zoomer groyper speak.
Who the fuck even says that on 4chan? Babyfag and not NEWfag?
Who the fuck says "ya yn" on 4chan? Who the fuck says any of that?
She literally never been on 4chan.

>>212878364
Lmao imagine pelting her face with dog semen and human semen at the same time lol

>>212878348
I was 11. Strange times.

>>212878333
>2017
heh still remember that like it was yesterday. Thats when i returned here after about 3 years absence

>>212878401
Thats the joke.
But she was also kekkking and stuff in her ig comments

>>212878346
>are you coddled or content irl, /ftl/?
ur parents are def wishing u'd get a job and move out

>>212878377
>>212878383
Literally hate her because she got popular and cool on kick. Sad.

>>212878364
Cutting a finger or toe off her for every Taylor like

>>212878364
she's a pimp

>>212876545
that guy is an obese b*ttypedo tho

>>212878401
i think you missed the part where she was spamming kek
but you are right
she uses mostly zoomer speak

>>212878428
Look at this cutie pie sweetie

>>212878357
I'm still living like it's COVID. Never went back to my previous life.

>>212878364
Ejaculating in her mouth face and brown Grey blown out pussy would be heaven ngl

>>212878439
why does cymbalta have a mole on his eyeball?

>>212878433
i just tell it like it is

>>212878364
I want to damage Nigger Nina.

>>212878422
>joke
You elliecels are mentally ill
>dude I go to 4chan's /gif/ board that is known to spam blacked porn and i watch a lot of porn lol that is so funny!
And kek is a fucking twitch shit these days because of the KEKW emote.

sir bloody sir indian lol

>>212878444
austin go drink yourself into a coma

Listening to lil b all my friends are based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_ycuwKGOVw&list=RD4An4oR035j8&index=18

>>212878364
God.. can you just. Imagine

Your raging throbbing erect cock purple head stoking her naked face

Oh my GOD

>>212878311
it's honestly not a big deal so what if 100 people on 4chan know what her house looks like. At this point it's been proven all of the insane simps harm themselves far before they do anything to harm the e girls they're orbiting.

>>212878486
Well either way we bullied her into talking good so it doesnt matter

Put a fucking Tay on nigger....

>>212878364
I know this is a saying, but I would literally kill to be with Letty, and I live in her city

>>212878460
covid fucked me up so bad and it was completely my fault too and nothing to do with covid

>>212878282
Tayleigh, Scott, anyone. No way they would all say no

>>212875984 (OP)
>>BBC
Fucking disgusting BPDemon bitch

We've reached the dark hours of /ftl/ where the horny schizos come out of the woodwork. Goodnight, Anons.

>>212878460
crazy how every government in the world inflicted life ruining consequences on their populations and they all will just get away with it

>>212878364
Just .. imagine.. your BWC shaft and head throbbing and precumming all over her face and chin bones.. oh my fucking god

>>212878532
I thought scott disavvowed the wiggers and started marky posting

When Mizzy stabbed Frank with the pen, he should have immediately backhanded her to the ground, walked over to the door, kicked Ben (running up to stop him) in the chest, closed it, and barricaded the door as he proceeded to rape Mizzy on live stream, cursing her name with each thrust and asking her whether she liked it. That fucking CUNT

mmmmmmm uhhh pussy uhhhh

>>212878545
>We've reached the dark hours of /ftl/ where the horny schizos come out of the woodwork
wtf are you talking about the horny schizos posted during the day, its real mfer hours now.

>>212878552
Scott is innocent on all counts

>>212878545
Goodnight. I will b sleeping now too

these fags clean everything. i like to leave the kitchen how it is when im done cooking

>>212878558
sadly he’s gay and in love with burt

>>212878325
This is all Jet

>>212878545
nifty so hot oouuhh

>>212878587
THIS, and I don't fucking clean it until my mom visits a month later and does it for me

>>212878538
Boxcutter bros, how we feeling?

Cumming On Lettys Face would feel like ejaculating on a female Angel's face. Euphoric heaven. The the bj hand job vaginal sex anal sex and jerking off before you cum all all over Lettys Pretty little face

Heaven

>>212878558
weird gag

>no Angie update all day
Praying there's something tomorrow

>>212878212
they don;t have an avenue for filing a DMCA takedown like youtube or twitch

the copyright holder would have to actually sue to get anything done

>>212878547
I was just starting college and coming out of my shell. It was difficult interacting with people but I was getting better every day. Then lockdowns happened, I started using 4chan and now I'm here

>>212878630
I said i would wish 1000 boxcutters if i didnt get souptent and she provided so i can not stand with you

is there a compilation of that binx bitch's dumper yet

Fenix should marry me and bully me into becoming a human.

Why did the boxcutter needful meme come back, i'm out of the loop

>>212876346
hnnngggggg nice butt

>>212878552
Think he mentioned being willing to stream there. His stream where he "talked shit" was just him saying he was less than thrilled about his treatment with s3

>>212878645
Oh wow you are just like claire. Shut up pussy

Squirting Warm Salty loads all over lettus forehead cheeks and closed eyes heaven

wouldnt robot bodyguards solve the stalker issue. Like the terminator
Wouldnt it solve all violence if everyone has their own killer robot

>>212878604
>This is all Jet
Jet sucks too in his own way but Sam is the one that gave him any power.

>>212878505
skull, who's that? why the fuck are you always referring to literal who twitter mde orbiters? what's wrong with you?

Letty's reputation so low Lettycels have resorted to sexualizing her to keep her some what relavent. I'm sure Feminst Letty would be happy about that.

>>212878663
There was an anon from the same city Ellie lives in threatening her posting stuff like "mfw i get my dumb throat sliced with a boxcutter by a 38 years old fan with nothing to lose" and stuff like that
He posted some random photos (IMG_XXX filenames) that confirmed he was in the same city as her.

>>212878683
Automated weapons are not allow in the US. Ive looked into it

ITS OVER

>>212878720
noooooooooooooooooo

>>212878515
>good
well

>>212878707
Ty, so Elli has her own bad ideas in the works

>>212878663
Also, the main problem was her pandering to 4chan and pretending she was a 4chan girl like Tayleigh
Seems like she stopped now, so the threats stopped as well

>>212878708
what about a non-lethal gorilla bot that is as agile as a baboon and crash tackles assailants and pisses and farts pepper spray

Bake pls

>>212878707
nothing is confirmed and its just a shitposter trying to get her to react. although there was one anon who was supposedly taking pictures outside her HS and around where she lives, dont know if that was real or not

>>212878763
This is the final /ftl/

>>212878633
what's good cryodog

requesting pictures of sam in a sad state from any season will do

in the next thread of course

>>212878707
it's the same retard obsessed with me

>>212878645
I was just starting college too, but my friends and I still hung out and threw parties anyways

i think you're just a loser, anon

>>212878460
Covid ruined so much motivation for me I was on the up and up then it all went to shit

>>212878819
same

Fenix really likes the gringo

>>212878787
I never even posted my rare kevs

>>212878303
nobody care's about either of those people in here. what's the news with Claire and spictank?

no bake?

is it over?

oh well

Bake new thread you thread slut cmon baby oh yeah oh yeah auuuughhh

what if instead of bake we said rape like raper rape the new bread lol

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

>>212878895
No reason to. There's no show.

>>212878788
Cumming on Lettys Face my chunky hot load sup w u?

>>212878785
if no one killed tayleigh or betty, nothing will happen to ellie. stop being baited

Bake

It was fun while it lasted. I'd like to say i made a few friends here... but i didn't

serious question
are stocks still in play?!

new >>212878938

Bake. Now.

This is a threat

>>212878946
R U serious?

>>212878907
and what if instead of calling them threads, we called them childs, as in the child of the previous thread