Thread 212876837

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Revolutionary Edition (Slight Return)

Fact of the Day
>Wiazemsky and Bresson developed a close relationship during the shooting of the film [Au Hasard Balthazar], although it was not consummated. On location they stayed in adjoining rooms and Wiazemsky said that "at first, he would content himself by holding my arm, or stroking my cheek. But then came the disagreeable moment when he would try to kiss me... I would push him away and he wouldn't insist, but he looked so unhappy that I always felt guilty." Later Wiazemsky lost her virginity to a member of the film's crew, which she says gave her the courage to reject Bresson as a lover.
Question of the Day
>What are your favorite stories of interpersonal set drama and behind-the-scenes conflicts in the history cinéma?

Previous: >>212861749

Queen of /film/

history of cinéma* FUCK

>>212876837 (OP)
Dopey-looking, mopey-looking Breedy Bobby-baiting bitch.

>>212876837 (OP)
I unironically pissed in this bitch's mouth, shit was cash.

>>212876837 (OP)
This is a repeat OP, that's bad luck, this thread is cursed.

Rool numba wan, no Sam Hyde
Rool numba too, Wiasemsky super rating time.
Balthazar>La Chinoise>Theorem

>>212876964
What about that Ferreri one?

>>212876852
wrong

>>212876837 (OP)
>QOD
Idk but the injuns offering to kill Kinski for Herzog is pretty funny, if that was actually true.

>>212876963
Nah. There are enough differences.

>>212876897
Whore deserves worse.

>>212877027
You're wrong too.

>>212877012
Oh I forgot about Seed of Man. I haven’t seen it in maybe a decade but I watched it on a binge of Ferreri’s movies and thought it was the worst of the maybe 7 that I watched. Should I try it again?

>>212876963
This is an attempt to rehabilitate a thread that got undeservedly nuked. Be nice.
https://youtu.be/C0XwPUFfFwE

>>212877071
>>212876964
Imagine if she was the titular Julie in Céline and Julie instead of Labourier!

>>212876896
>Abandoned by his wife Anne Wiazemsky for another man, Godard first attempted to take his life by overdosing on barbiturates and, when that failed, tried to throw himself from a window.

evil bitch

>>212877132
This one’s off to a bad start. You were too sentimental. Theres no spontaneity. We’re clamoring for something already past.
Make the thread again? No.. impossible.
So uhhh, anyone like Love Streams?

>>212877371
Imagine landing a full force running kick right on her stupid cunt mouth and turning her stupid cunt teeth into confetti.

>>212876837 (OP)
QOTD
>The renowned filmmaker Adolfo Aristarain presented his book "El oficio del cine" at an event in which he reviewed his career and his experience working with the Italian director Sergio Leone, whom he considered "a hack" and whom he "lost respect to" and with the actor Charles Bronson, whom he defined as "the biggest son of a bitch in the world."
>I got along badly with Leone, I don't like his cinema a bit. [...] Meanwhile, dealing with Bronson during filming was not positive either: "The first five days everything went well because he had not arrived. But when he arrived... Bronson was born and set out to be the biggest son of a bitch in the world. There are guys who can have something to come out of their inside and be sons of bitches, but Bronson's was very premeditated."
>I lost respect for Leone because of the things Bronson did to screw up the three assistant directors and because one day, when he saw that the camera was on the floor in a corner, the actor said: "the camera doesn't go there; when they change it, call me" and left. And Leone changed the place of the camera. That's when I said: "this man is a hack". Because if you know where you put the camera and why you want it there, explain it to him, but don't change because the guy asks you to,"

>>212877088
I don't know, i haven't watched much early Ferreri, most of the stuff from him i've watched - and loved - is from the 1980s onward.

This thread is DOA I’m disappointed in you all. Where’s the bants? The torrents? The laughs? Somebody post a meme about a movie pre 1970 for godsakes!

>>212877371
Man, what did those guys see in this mid bitch to the point of trying to kill yourself over her.

>>212877391
Considering the post directly below yours, maybe you were right, it was a bad idea.

>>212877436
Every story about Charlie just makes him seem like the biggest Chad ever.

>>212877695
I said it, >>212876963, repeating OPs is retarded and bad luck.

>>212877692
Godard was in a pretty emotionally unstable state at this point. His marriage to Karina had finally ended after two miscarriages and multiple suicide attempts from Anna, the first being after Vivre sa Vie which she said made her look ugly. Wiazemsky was ten years Godard’s junior and a college student. Godard’s friendships with people in the Cahier circles were also deteriorating and he started spending a lot of time with Wiazemskys classmates which is the basis for La Chinoise.
This is all to say I don’t think his suicide attempts are so much about her, but more that he was in a period of turmoil and was probably feeling very self loathing. Thankfull he befriended Gorin and that cheered him up.. until he got in a motorcycle accident and was in the er for like 4 months.
But around then he met his third wife and things seemed to even out.

>>212877436
I personally have much more respect for the "hack" who made Once Upon a Time in the West than for a strict, unflinching "auteur" unwilling to compromise on his ideas who didn't make Once Upon a Time in the West.

>>212877912
>I personally prefer *burp* director of movie I saw when I was twelve than.. a strawman because I can’t think of a real argument.
Your reputation precedes you, mister 4chan.

RETVRN. TO. MONKE.

>>212878086
You just strawmanned him though.

>>212878584
Source: I am Meriam Webster

>>212876837 (OP)
Evening Gadonbros

Suddenly, Last Summer is on TCM
I was thinking about picking up the Indicator release during the sale a few months ago

>>212879344
I found a bar in my town that always has TCM on one tv and I make a point to go there every once and a while because I miss having TCM.

>>212879344
Meh, notify me when Last Summer is anywhere in good quality

>>212879344
Faggot John Wayne hated it and cited it as an example of "everything that was wrong with Hollywood" at that time.

DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE YOU FUCK

Next step after successfully memeing Breedy Bobby is memeing Horny Pauly and Hacky Mikey

>>212879881
the same country that produced Bergman, and roughly the same amount of subtlety

For fifty bucks, your ass is mine.

>>212877073
That pic always gave me Uma vibes.

I did not care for I Vitelloni. In fact, I didn't even finish it. Your response?

>>212880378
Cool hat

>>212880277
Marlene and Uma are the same "living" person.

>>212880396
Thanks

>>212880378
>Your response?
Dunno lil bro, try again.

>>212876837 (OP)
I did not find this movie funny. It wasn't edgy enough to be a good raunchy comedy like The Jerk, the characters and the setting weren't developed enough for it to be an efffective midcentury satire in the vein of a John Waters or Joe Dante movie, it wasn't silly or lighthearted enough to be a goofy romp like Blues Brothers, and it wasn't fast-paced or loose enough to be like a Zuckers movie or a French comedy. It's just sort of stuck trying to be everything all at once and doesn't really succeed imo. I found parodies of it in other movies and shows to be funnier than the actual jokes, which didn't really land for me. At least there were a lot of nice tits and hot girls I guess.
Also obligatory, Boomers are fucking psychopaths. I'm not surprised they all went "literally me" with this movie, but at the same time I'm kind of disgusted by that fact given these characters are all irredeemable pieces of shit but aren't charismatic, charming, or interesting people at all. They're just a bunch of degenerate retards fucking shit up for everyone else in this school and town as a cope for them being too retarded to function.

>>212880444
What did the boomers do to be psychophants? Concrete examples pls

>>212880442
It's a rudimentary and masochistic film. There are a few good shots, but a 1950s european director really ought to have known better.

>>212880589
>What did the boomers do to be psychophants?
Psychopath, not psychophant.
And basically, this movie is a great example.
>protagonists are a bunch of frat guys at some college town university
>they're universally detested by everyone in the town because all they do is drink and prank, annoy, or outright attack everyone else outside of their clique
>university hates them because all they do is cheat on their tests and somehow still fuck up and get the lowest grades of any frat
>nothing in the film explains why these guys act this way or develop these characters at all, they're all just different stripes of abrasive asshole, presumably well-off given they're college students
>one of them lies about being the ex of a deceased girls school student to fuck her roomate
>one of them knocks up a 13 y/o with zero remorse and this is played for laughs
>at the end of the movie they literally destroy the entire town because they were evicted and their frat was condemned for being a bunch of retards who committed several felonies while also flunking and cheating
>movie depicts them as heroes despite showing all of them to be a bunch of malevolent, psychopathic lizardbrains who feel no remorse towards any of their actions
>even the comically exaggerated, John Waters-esque villains like the dean, the jocks, or the JROTC guys come off as significantly better people than them

>>212880444
>>212880754
The answer is cocaine. This kind of incoherent, offhand sociopathy always means coked up set.

>>212880808
>This kind of incoherent, offhand sociopathy always means coked up set.
The thing is, there's plenty of coked up or stoned comedies in this vein from that time I love. Stuff like Up In Smoke, The Jerk, RIchard Pryor's filmography, Trading Places, Kentucky Fried Movie, etc. It just doesn't work at all in this film, especially with the weirdly mean-spirited tone of the thing.

>>212880754
Sounds unironically hilarious, and I'm not even baiting.
What can I say, reality is kinda like that. You know, comedy these days is just about bullies abusing other people then saying "it's a prank bro" if someone gets upset, and I guess back then it might have been more of the same. I think the hilariousness of old school comedies in this style is that the chaos becomes so much that it ends up being absurd.

Is he the greatest actor, writer and director of the 21st century?

>>212880866
>What can I say, reality is kinda like that.
The issue I have is that these characters are all depicted as heroes for doing all this awful stuff, while for whatever reason everybody else is the problem. It just has this bizarre, mean-spirited, very feminine victim blaming tone that I can't stand. If it were more silly like Revenge of the Nerds, more developed as a sharp satire like a Waters movie, or more of a Milos Forman or Zuckers type dark comedy, it would've been more effective. But it's just a conventional comedy where these guys are always in the right and virtuous despite being objectively evil.

>>212881008
You heard me once, you heard me twice: reality is kinda like that, and also, movies don't need to be morally right; in fact, they might as well subvert your expectations just to fuck with you and be different, or something like that.

There are 12 people on /film/
The rest are paste

>>212880894
See >>212876964

>>212879657
>Frank Perry
You have my attention

>>212881045
I think you should really just try it out for yourself so you can see what I mean.
The reason I'm so bothered by it is because I'm usually a massive fan of raunchy, edgy comedies (ffs I was weaned on the shittiest Adam Sandler movies and adored Filthy Frank videos). I've laughed at stuff far more fucked up, dark, or mean-spirited; but Animal House just falls into this extremely uncomfortable uncanny valley for me because it isn't funny or edgy enough for me to laugh at. These characters are just shitty enough for me to deeply hate them, but not shitty enough for me to find them comical.

>>212881089
It's on archive.org in a low quality tcm webrip sorta format, good enough for the first watch if you're interested.

>>212881100
Because Filthy Frank was obviously done ironically, while Animal House was probably on some level done unironically, and I think that triggers you. Many people adore evil.

>>212881151
>Many people adore evil.
That's probably the crux of the issue given I'm a religious Catholic.
If I wanted to see a bunch of niggerbrained, mouse utopia-tier idiots harassing random, decent people for the sake of it I could just go outside. Watching a slickly produced movie that works on no other levels other than glorifying that behavior, especially in a quaint small-town setting, just repulses me given I have a hard time identifying with stuff that's just literally evil and works on no other level.

>>212880444
>>212880754
Yeah, but… Karen Allen shows her bare ass. That's gotta be worth something, right?

>>212881477
Golly jeepers, where'd she'd get those peepers?

It's too bad the lady in Arrival ended up knowing ahead of time that she would have to inevitably choose to not tell her future husband their child would have a fatal and incurable disease before conceiving her, either because her perception of time amounted to fate or because she knew he wouldn't otherwise and figured he shouldn't benefit from her clairvoyance to have agency over that, and so would inevitably have to divorce her over her passive deceit, and chose that reality over every other possible healthy child from a different egg or sperm combination

This kind of reminds me of how almost everyone who doesn't believe in free will believes it's their fate to bitch endlessly and try to convince everyone else there's no free will
I hope enabling that sort of macchiavellian psychopathy was with it to the septapods for whatever they needed 3000 years from now kek

>>212876837 (OP)
This guy holds your arm, strokes your cheek, and acts like an abandoned puppy when you refuse to kiss him. What would you do?

>>212881477
>She is of English, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh descent
>not Jewish
DROPPED

>>212881082
The difference between /tv/ and us is that we have brains.

>>212880894
Fuck off.

>>212881477
Had a crush on her for the longest time.

>>212881258
Do you like Caddyshack?

>>212881477
>>212881915
The warmth she displays in Starman is very touching and makes her a million times more attractive than she already was.

>>212881518
The thing with free will is that, even though it exists, people can get discouraged from using it.
Think of serial killers, why would they want to change and "give a fuck" about morality when usually what makes them into serial killers is a history of prolonged trauma which in turn makes them more receptive to evil, thus making them forsake the ability to choose and programming them to do evil out of pain. It is like that with a lot of people; our lives condition us into being one thing, and so we are (mostly) slaves of our past.

>>212881999
Plus they really get off on it, and the desire to once again have that feeling is stronger than any moral thoughts or guilt they have.

>>212881752
I know there's Wiazemsky and Marika Green (the Pickpocket girl), any other Bresson girls came out with their accounts about him?

>>212882174
I don't think he made advances on Marika. Bobby just carried a particular aura.

>>212882174
That being said, it wouldn't surprise me if the worst case scenario was true...

>>212882298
>>212882330
I also believe he did nothing to Marika because he wasn't self-assured enough at that point yet. But something changed in the mid 60s and we got the Wiazemsky situation, the Mouchette rape (and who knows what happened behind the scenes) and in 1969 his first nude scene, completing the Breedy transformation.

Enough with the slander, Bobby did nothing wrong.

>>212881950
>Do you like Caddyshack?
I love it, but that's because all the characters in it have more interesting motivations and the screenplay is a lot more lighthearted and silly. Animal House is just a literally evil film that celebrates evil people.

>>212881477
>That's gotta be worth something, right?
The glorious 70s tits and ass in the movie were pretty much the only saving grace for me imo.

>>212881987
Not just in Starman, she's heartwarming in everything. Post Golden Age, Allen and Katharine Ross are the only two American actresses that had that energy, and sadly both were mostly in slop that never fully revealed their talent.

>>212882644
Caddyshack also has this very strange serenity to it, i don't know how to explain, but other comedies don't have it. Plus, it has Rodney ok alright.

RIP Bruce Lee
RIP Yusaku Matsuda

I was watching kdramas, did I miss any /film/ drama?

>>212881495
>>212882855
Pale brunettes with big eyes and freckly faces like Ross and Allen melt my heart 101% of the time. That is my type to a T.

>>212881762
Why not both?

>>212881915
>>212881987
Men of taste. It's a shame her call to fame was Indiana Jones but it could've been worse.

(don't ask why the filename is the same)

>>212882953
>did I miss any /film/ drama?
Yeah. There was a pretty bad wood shortage.

>>212883103
better get to choppin' then

>>212883142
Based and Handmaidenqtpilled.

>>212882936
>Caddyshack also has this very strange serenity to it, i don't know how to explain
It's a summer film set in a country club, which is a very comfy setting on top of the fact that it's a comfy season with a comfy 70s aesthetic. It's easy on the eyes and has a freewheeling pace.

god the hacking coughs in the opening of In Wandas Room are so horrendous to listen to that I might abandon ship

i appreciate the grift thoughbeit

>>212883142
That actress is not chopping that wood, dishonest cinema.

>>212883428
she's a stout woman she can definitely chop some wood

>>212882939
MODS STICKY

>>212881999
>usually what makes them into serial killers is a history of prolonged trauma
not true, there is no correlation between trauma and psychopathology

There is something off looking about koreans it must be said

Seanponies?

>>212885326
A janny?

>>212885354
Is a belle

Is this one of grandrieux's more accessible works? I heard the characters talk more in this. How much do they talk? I really like his films because there is barely any dialogue.

>>212885382
Is a belle a janny if there's no one to ring her?

>>212885435
A janny is a belle

>>212885471
A janny is a belle, but is a belle a janny?

>>212881089
>>212881141
Is Ladybug Ladybug worth seeing?

We're all worth seeing here.

Decided to try a new sitting posture to fix all my physiological issues that occur during film viewing. It fucking works.
Pro tip: if you get a stiffy on your neck and shoulders, sit on the edge of your chair in an upright position.
>>212885632
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>>212876837 (OP)
Great thread, heaps of beautiful women. I will also be one eventually. From now on I'd prefer to be called Dallesis with the pronouns she/her. Thank you for respecting my identity.

>>212886775
>I'd prefer to be called Dallesis
You will never not be Tsaisis.

Are there more movies like Wake in Fright about unhinged drunk rural aussie shenanigans?

>>212887133
Cake in Freight
>>212887089
Where did this hoax come from? It would be disproven were I at liberty to discuss the personal matters of my good friend Tsaisis.

Beautiful kino

Thoughts on Exotica (an Atom Egoyan joint)?

>>212882855
Completely forgot, Dianne Wiest also belongs in that category, even if her warmth is more motherly. Plus she was fortunate to beautifully display it in the few films she made with Woody Allen.

>>212885852
Haven't seen it

>>212885852
its short and watchable but you arent missing anything imo.

FRed Lavigne belongs in the shkreets and his films belong in the trash.

>>212887721
Kino

>>212889429
The Sex Symbol of /film/

>>212889840
That's not Lee

Any piss/wetting kinos?

>>212888232
>Woody Allen
>Dianne Wiest
I'm more of a Hershey guy, personally.

>>212889870
Lee is the male sex symbol of /film/

>>212876837 (OP)
hello kinophiles. I am learning French. what is the coolest French kino? something with a sexy French lady and a cool guy and a little violence.

>>212890186
by many metrics it's À bout de souffle [1960]

>>212889840
Bait used to be believable…

>>212890249
>French lady

>>212889874
Sweet Movie kek

>>212890522
>speaks French
>raised in French
>French parents

>>212881141
thanks m80

>>212889892
You should watch this >>212879657 then

>>212890481
She's a goddess.

>>212884149
Disgusting mouth and nose and space between the mouth and nose. Truly repulsive.

>>212887510
Perhaps her best performance in that one.

>>212890186
Police (1986), it has two sexy french ladies even.

>>212886775
You're back down to fag from bro and poster for me.

>>212890649
And yet it's still a soulless bug.

>>212890219
Agree.

>>212887721
kino but too canadian

>>212890749
Sure, it look gre–
>to date, the film has not been issued a DVD release
>despite a 16mm print being screened multiple times
FUCK

>>212891310
>>212881141

>>212891422
So HD copies are floating around after all. Thanks for the heads up!

>>212890795
rude

>>212890795
>space between the mouth and nose
Philtrum.

>>212892028
Thanks.
>>212884149
Disgusting mouth and nose and philtrum. Truly repulsive.

>>212891310
>>212891422
In my days we'd download tvrips off of emule in two months and we were happy we could watch the film at all.

>>212889874
that one webm with the girl tied up on the bathroom floor

>>212892234
He's not even, that's his new "hilarious" little comedy bit.

>>212889874
La danza de la realidad (2013).

Positively Lynchian

>>212892995
Way better than anything Lynch.

>>212892995
>>212893016
>Lynch
:(
>Lynch Japan
:O

its over

We're all lonesome polecats here.

>>212892995
>Never getting a blu ray because the Yakuza was so mad about the movie they bought all the prints.
Miike was actually too based this time.

>>212894097
I was wondering why I can't find any good torrent rips. Shame really, this movie has so many memorable scenes.

>>212890219
>>212890863
Merci anons I will be watching these.
>>212890249
Um, she's Chinese...

>>212890186
Take the Baupill and watch Mektoub, My Love: Canto Uno.

I miss Lil hitler, I miss OVR STRVGGLE...

We're all mean old hound dogs here.

>>212894383
And then I said. I said.. its so hot. Its so hot I had to take off my shirt!

>>212894928
Looks pretty sexo, I'm in.

Stood up and clapped when he did the "it's over" pose

>>212892368
That’s always how it starts. As a “joke”.

>>212890219
>Jean Seberg
>french

>>212887721
great except for the weasally homosexual who really wasnt necessary in the movie

Good news everyone. I've found a new woman to simp for.

>>212896369
I fucked her

>>212896369
She fucked me

Have you earned your wings yet, /film/?

>>212896432
>>212896490
She died in 1967. I find these claims nebulous.

>>212896555
I was born in 1917.

>>212896555
I am eternal; gonna be 293 years old this year.

I've been trying to watch a /film/ every day this week.

So far I've watched
>Aguirre
>Paris, TX
>Fallen Angels

What should I watch tonight?

>>212896683
Something obscure, like The Big Sleep.

>>212896571
>>212896639
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>212896683
Are you just watching shit from my blogposts?!?!

>>212896683
Edipo Alcalde

>follow some random guy with 0 followers on letterboxd
>he follows me back
>copy all of his logs as he adds them, but rate them all 0.5/5
Could this work as a way of asserting dominance?

>>212896799
>Are you just watching shit from my blogposts?!?!
Maybe. I add stuff to my watchlist based off posts I see on this board.

>>212897011
Gangstalking is spiritually illegal you know. But since you've brought it up, I'd like to mention this is my favorite shot from Paris, Texas. And I like to listen to this song while looking at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUEEOY4_ymg
Happy gangstalking friend

>makes you cry in the opening
How does he do it?
https://youtu.be/msU85-1s6o4

somehow I've watched 4 Mia Farrow movies this week, didn't plan it that way but I'm glad it happened

Sometimes I think this chick looks like Doja Cat

This worth a watch?

>>212897502
Yeah, a Grand Seiko Snowflake.

>>212876837 (OP)
which one of you unhinged sociopaths is this

https://letterboxd.com/ecochocolatcchi/

What if I only do one...

>>212898100
I wouldn't call someone unhinged if I were you, Tringo.

>>212898503
Can you link the archived original post? For the keks

>>212898503
>>212898548
i'm not ashamed of liking quality doujins. and it was NOT the rough english version, it was this one;

https://nhentai.net/g/570682/

>>212897502
I've seen "sympathy for the underdog" from this director which came out a year earlier and i thought that was really good

imagine unironically following that faggot dingo

>>212898655
how the fuck am i a faggot

MUTTER

MUTTER

>>212893176
I reject the lynchian claim though, it seems everything that's absurd or slightly surreal in an eerie way gets called "lynchian".

art films are for NERDS!

>>212897361
A mix of Shu Qi's face and body in motion, Li Giong's music, the flickering lights of the tunnel and the voice over, everything perfect, pure unadulterated kino. Fun fact, in the year of our lord 2009 i looked through heaven and hell online trying to find that goddamn soundtrack for download, and now i don't even remember where i found it eventually.

>>212897485
I totally see it.

>>212896907
You're embarrassing yourself.

>>212899067
I do it because it makes me cum

>>212898655
Imagine unironically talking about following Dingo.

Films with the vibes of KMFDM?

>>212896683
Watch a nice Sarah Gadon kino

>>212899503
I think i will. Thanks Gadonbro!

No RNs on a saturday? Shieeeeeet

>>212900375
/film/chads are all out having sex.

>>212894097
Seems like Mike was too high profile to simply get whacked like the Tampopo guy did. Too bad!
>>212894383
The copy on effedupmovies is perfectly fine.

>>212900375
We are all busy watching Sarah Gadon kino

>>212898443
Imagine her singing Slow Boat to China in an exaggerated Asian accent c. 1967, given her love for risqué humor… something you simply couldn't get away with today.

>>212898671
how the fuck are you not, faggot

>>212901372
stfu bitch

>>212901372
Because I love Sarah Gadon

>>212898892
Lynchian is a specific type of American surrealism, rooted in the contrast of bloody violence versus the average banal american everyday (with fifties music playing in the background). DFW defined it nicely somewhere

>>212898897
Beautiful rack. All the good art films are made by perverts.

>>212901372
i read a lot of straight doujins, like;
>>212898587

>>212901394
>>212901401
>>212901647
>two samefaegs

>>212901811
Many people love Sarah Gadon here.

>>212898655
I've never liked him. I'm just returning the favor for a fellow /film/anon like it's still 2008 Youtube and we have sub4sub channels.

>>212901936
I like him, I think he's really great and has best taste in the general

>>212901978
Thanks Gadonbro. I just love Sarah Gadon kinos.

>>212900895
Imagine Harperbro reviewing Summer With Monika with a gratuitous Chinese lisp... Oh, the humanity!

>>212899432
https://letterboxd.com/film/duck-the-carbine-high-massacre/

>>212900375
Some came running even, to see the splendor in the grass.

>>212901811
No, it's just that you're annoying and should be slapped for it, so stfu bitch.

I'm the same age as orson welles was when he directed citizen kane and i feel like ive wasted my whole life.

>>212903178
Don't beat yourself like that, Lil João. One day you will be a renowned kinomaker like me.

>>212903178
citizen kane was and is shit and flopped onb release, count yourself lucky you're not a pretentious pseud

>>212903963
>trannycase post
Stopped reading right there

>>212904050
liking citizen kane is the ultimate tranny signifier

>>212904093
Nah, stuff like Hausu and Prisoner Scorpion is.
2/10 bait made me reply

>>212897485
I don't see it

>>212904360
Liking any oriental crap is unless it's from the fifties or older.

rating citizen kane 7/10 is the ultimate tranny signifier

i'm binging shorts again

>>212904360
If it's on this list it's troonslop and you're not allowed to like it anymore.

https://letterboxd.com/s0lanin/list/eves-film-canon/

You homos really think about that trans bussy all day, huh?

>>212903963
Gay ahh take.

>>212904920
personally I identify myself as a chasoid

I pretend to despise trannies but my real incognito target are (straight) weeaboos.

>>212904560
Which ones?

>>212905026
phew koreaboos we're safe

>>212905237
You guys are the worst.

>>212900895
Jessica Harper in yellow face and me singing this to her:
https://youtu.be/OELOHX5sKbg

>>212901435
Tell that to the people who keep using the term for everything willy nilly.

>>212905658
This really grinds my gears.

the runner is better than all of the slop posted ITT

>>212906409
NOT better than my slop

>>212906409
BO-RING

the loneliness of the long distance runner is better than all of the slop posted ITT

>>212906409
>>212907059
>i run

>>212907059
Good song, but for me it's Wasted Years.

>>212906409
lovely runner?

>>212905340
Oh Sing Song Girl
Although I know you'd fool a fella
Could you do a thing like that
To young Sam Lee?

>>212907351
For me, it's Motörhead. "Jailbait" is easily one of the most Bressonian metal tracks.

>>212907677
I guess so, nigga. For me it's Ace of Spades (one of my theme songs as a superhero).

Costafriend hours?

Sum Trun Baek

absolute shithouse

>>212908518
Sigma male type beat.

>>212908518
QRD on Peckerpenis?

>>212909338
Bro got cucked by his own employees lmao
He hates the bitch in the end. Solid flick, a classic of memetic right wing filmaking, 4/5.

>>212876837 (OP)
I posted this in the thread about best drinking scenes, but obviously nobody there has seen this movie, so I wanted to get your opinions here

>>212910285
I haven't seen that movie

>>212910893
It won an Oscar for best foreign language film

Bitch, I'm a cow.

>>212911714
donkey*

We're all jackasses here.

need some kinos with bops

>>212912532
The Crow unironically; banger after banger.

>>212911714
bitch I'm a star but not patrick

bros I'm so horny I need gooner kino asap

>>212909447
Anon wasn't asking for a Straw Dogs recap, was he? I think he wanted Peckinpah's bio. But you're right; as Kael said, it's a classic of fascist filmmaking.

When is it acceptable to repost it again? 280?

>>212912670
Yeah, you're right.

>>212912622
Just looked at their Genius page and people unironically were calling this line lit.

>>212912659
the handmaiden

Go to sleep all of you, you're shitting the thread. Costaricanon especially, go to bed.

>>212912808
Got DP'd again?

>>212912659
Full Body Massage

>>212912718
post what?

>>212903963
You’re boring.

>>212913732
His manifesto.

>>212909338
he had hemorrhoids and shit himself on set. he also raped a ton of chicks with jimmy caan on the killer elite. all in all, a based filmmaker.
>>212913779
says the nigga who thinks citizen kane is good? i take it you think boring is a compliment

>>212904546
This

>>212913732
Why do retards always withhold their posts and make the last 20 posts of a thread last excruciatingly long. You retards do realise that we'll just reply to your posts in the next thread right?

>>212912754
How about she gives prostate massages and it's called The Glandmaiden?

This thread was lame I’m glad it’s almost over.
>>212913903
Citizen Kane isn’t a serious movie. it’s a funny movie and the principle actors have good chemistry. It just happens to have good cinematography and good set design, and for that reason its turned into some retarded debate about “is it the best” or “is it shit”. Its just a fucking movie, and you know the best thing about it? It’s short. It tells a long story fast by having concise dialogue and editing.
And that’s it. Nobody needs to blow smoke up its ass, and nobody needs to suck its dick.
The reason you’re boring is because you come into a half decent discussion and shit on a well known film, probably because you think having discerning taste is an inherent personality trait (it’s not), and in the process you are degrading the entire conversation of the thread into a stupid back in forth.
“It’s great.”
“No it sucks. You’re stupid :p”
That’s boring. There are tens of thousands of movies we could talk about and there are tens of thousands more that you will never see before you die. The quest to find the most perfect, most “true” movie is boring.
These threads could be a decent place to find movies you wouldnt have seen otherwise and have a little fun joking about some movies that wouldn’t be able to maintain their own thread.
So how about we just cut the shit, and share a couple words about a movie you think the rest of us might enjoy?

For me it’s the Steel Helmet. I saw it on TCM by chance and had a great time. It’s a war movie but it feels like a fever dream. None of Fullers movies are a favorite, but I like his energy, his drive to find the drama between his actors.
>>212914532
You said this in the last thread too. Who cares.

>>212913903
>i take it you think boring is a compliment
Unfortunately, some people genuinely believe this.

We're all genuine here.

>>212914707
Too much talking about a harmless opinion, lil bro. He dislikes Kane, who cares.

>>212914733
Lol, that's true, so funny too.

>>212914759
Not liking Kane enough is grounds for punishment here.

>>212914759
Oh right not supposed to talk
Lol
So true
Youre a faggot

>>212914707
>It just happens to have good cinematography and good set design, and for that reason its turned into some retarded debate about “is it the best” or “is it shit”. Its just a fucking movie, and you know the best thing about it? It’s short. It tells a long story fast by having concise dialogue and editing.
damn you should tell that to the theater owners who lost money screening that turd. give me belle starr anyday
>The reason you’re boring is because you come into a half decent discussion and shit on a well known film, probably because you think having discerning taste is an inherent personality trait (it’s not), and in the process you are degrading the entire conversation of the thread into a stupid back in forth.
i gave good reasoning on why citizen kane is shit because i fucking hate citizen kane and am sick of people pretending it's decent. nobody who has actually watched a lot of movies from the 30s or 40s thinks citizen kane is good unless they're a pretentious illiterate who only cares about themes or characters. it looks bad, it's paced like shit and has a lot of gimmicky shots. watch gone with the wind and tell me again that citizen kane is good you wiener.
>For me it’s the Steel Helmet. I saw it on TCM by chance and had a great time.
i vaguely remember this and i know it's bad. if you actually want a good movie from the 50s, check out this list
https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/list/the-top-50-movies-of-the-1950s/

>>212914828
Quite the display on your part, lil bro... can't take an opinion?

>>212914801
Actually, yeah, that's true, we should skin that motherfucker alive. And actually, if you're not fat you will never get Kane anyway.

>>212914532
idk it's a known phenomena with no real solution as far as I know, happens even in fast generals like kpg

>>212914887
Yeah Im just a bro man
Just a bro like you
Just broing and burping
That’s so true
Lol
That’s so funny
You’re funny bro

>>212914911
>>212914532
Happened to me like five or six times and always purely by accident I swear.

>>212914916
Okay, bro.

>>212914887
>Actually, yeah, that's true, we should skin that motherfucker alive.
This, but unironically.

Should the next bake be a Sarah Gadon bake or an Amanda Fix bake?

uploading webms and mp4s seems to be busted, someone else try

>>212914942
I’m gang stalking you now bro
Because you’re so true lol

>>212914979
Aight.

>>212914963
Oh no... we'll have to settle for pictures only

>>212914956
Who’s the lady that made Yeast? Make it about her. She’s goated for having Greta Gerwig call the Safdie brothers faggots.

>>212914956
You're getting counterbaked or bakeblocked either way so it doesn't matter.

Goodbye, Anne Wiazemsky edition -- I loved you while you lasted!

Quick, bake before Gadonfag does it!

make it a handmaiden edition

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>>212915065
oh is that one idiot counterbaking everyone now, and not just me

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>>212915268
Only if you try a Gadon or Fix bake.

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