Thread 212878844

>the jeremy renner app
>putting a gun in his mouth threatening to kill himself in front of his wife
>dick cut off by his own snowplow

>>212878844 (OP)
I guess he isn't a big fan of Snow Piercer.

>>212878844 (OP)
>no dick
How does a man find the strength to keep on living when they lose their dick? I cannot comprehend it, even videos of trans surgery give me inmediate goosebumps. How does a man not become extremely depressed and suicidal over losing their willy?

SNOW PLOW IMPRISONING ME

>>212878913
Every day is a mountain to climb

Cockeyed

>>212878947
This picture would have been funnier if the doctors and nurses were all wearing avenger costumes.

>>212878913
>Sexual transmutation
Channeling all of that sexual energy into other areas of life and goals because he can’t even have sex. We are about to see the absolute best of Jeremy Renner. He will be the next Marlon Brando and if you think he can’t because he does capeshit movies well Brando was in Superman.

>>212878844 (OP)
None of that sounds very based to me

I need more Renner lore. Has he ever said anything schizo in interviews or dogged his costars?

>>212879239
At least he's out doing stuff.

>>212878844 (OP)
>>212878913
Where did the dick thing come from cause I cant find any source on this and always chalk it up to you free thinkers on here falling for a game of telephone en masse

>>212879446
The plow chopped his dick off and a badger ate it

>>212878913
On the one hand, they were probably able to reattach it. On the other: would YOU turn down the opportunity for an upgrade?
>Say, while you're down there, my tranny friends swear by the latest pneumatic implants. Do you have an EXTRA LARGE?

>>212879548
What if they gave him a BBC and it started controlling his mind like the simpsons episode where homer gets snake’s hair?

>>212878844 (OP)
>he threatened to kill himself BEFORE losing his dick
he's a strange man

>>212879446
The snowplow's track went over him from just below his chest to above his knee crushing him, his dick's right in the middle of the crushed area. It also dragged him along the ice a bit as it was going over him fucking up his face.

>>212878867
ooof

>>212878867
greatest /tv/ thread of all time

>>212878844 (OP)
That's the problem, the snowplow refused to bow down. It stood up to him calling the shots, by ripping from him the 1 thing that made him feel in control.

>>212879966
None of you people fucking listen to me. That snowplow was ALIVE! It wasn’t even a snowplow, it was an alien. The Deceptions are out there and they won’t stop until they find Megatron. Why do you think the Decepitcon attacked Jeremy Renner out in the snow? Think, people! Wake the fuck up! The Transformers are fucking real!

Renner is technically immortal, but every time he comes back he loses a piece of himself.

>>212880056
I dunno if you know this, but...