Thread 212882525

ITS OVER

HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD

so much slop...make it stop

>>212882525 (OP)
Most of these will make money except Supergirl which has a nobody in the lead and follows a movie that did mildly well at the box office, in the strictest sense.

>>212882525 (OP)
>the dish
Wonder what that is

>>212882525 (OP)
WE GET SCARY MOVIE 6???

Why does pedowood only hire talentcels?

>>212882525 (OP)
>all those releases in june, july and december
Why is Hollywood afraid of releasing movies in august and september?

>>212882629
Cont. Maybe their movies wouln't all flop if THEY WERE MORE SPREAD OUT

Maybe then I'd have something to watch every month instead of 8 new releases in 2 months! Strictly on blockbusters.

Guardians of the Galaxy did a lot of money in august 2014.

>>212882591
New Steven Spielberg film about aliens and ufos

>>212882616
Why not?

>>212882958
They can only make shit

Scream being nearly 30 years old and only having 7 movies is kind of impressive desu

>>212882525 (OP)
Ist been dead for 15 years. Manchildren just still eat their shit

>>212882986
And all 6 movies are pretty good quality, like all of them are either great or good or decent, not bad.

>>212882525 (OP)
>only 3 original movies
>rest are sequels, prequels or reboots

>>212883057
Why making something new and risky, why you can make Toy Story 17 or Superman Reboot 132 and make a billion dollars instantly

>>212882525 (OP)
That’s because you’re choosing to focus on them, there will be countless smaller movies that inspire and innovate. Why not go digging for those instead?

>>212883113
Superman flopped

It's pretty dire but not much worse than the past couple years.

>>212882525 (OP)
grim

>>212883187
Forgot the pic

>>212883207
Yellow is maybe I guess? Why do you care about masters lol

>>212882525 (OP)
The ones I'm looking forward to.
The Odyssey
Scary movies
Wergwulf
Dune 3

>>212883207
I hesitate to even put The Bride or Shrek as maybes because there is very likely going to be girlboss nonsense in both.

>>212882525 (OP)
scary movie 6 for me, the rest you can keep

>>212883224
Because it has the potential for the highest high and lowest low of the entire list. It's a morbid curiosity kind of thing. Director doesn't have a completely shit track record either.

>>212882525 (OP)
For me it's this

>>212883207
What are you? 12

>>212882525 (OP)
dont forget... a new trailer dropped for Happy Gilmore 2.

>>212883272
Who is the director for Masters?

>>212883276
>/tv/ hates capeshit
>but actually they are most excited for capeshit

I only care about Spielberg's TheDish because it's ayy lmao kino a la close encounters

>>212882525 (OP)
You will watch at least half of them, so shut up

>>212883314
He directed Kubo and the Two Strings and Bumblebee. Worked as an animator at Laika for Kubo, ParaNorman, and Boxtrolls.

>>212883115
It's almost like they can't guage the success of the original films, so they pick on tentpole films that have potential for automatic success (Even though it's not true).

>>212883289
Great cartoon. Accept this as payment.

>>212883332
True

>>212882525 (OP)
I don't see Paul blarrrtrt 4 on there what the fuck

>>212883314
>tv hates capeshit

They only say that to sound cool but in fact go to watch every one of them because they are obese losers

I hope Clayface is good and they keep making smaller scale kinos on Bat villains

>>212883398
Bane and Deathstroke film script is done and sent to Gunn and Reeves to review so that might come in 2027 if the script is good, probably also small budget.

>>212882525 (OP)
I don't see any shark based movies what kind of world are we coming to

>>212882525 (OP)
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>212882525 (OP)
I'm actually excited for pretty much all of those

>>212883477
Based slop eater. What's your top 5?

>>212882525 (OP)
>Toy Story 5
Could be kino if done right

>>212883113
Because they're losing money doing that, dumbass

>>212883489
Easy

1.Dune Part 3
2.Masters of the Universe
3.Lee Cronin's The Mummy
4.The Odyssey
5.Narnia: The Magician's Nephew

>>212883510
Anon, I'm sorry but... you're mentally retarded

>>212883510
Will The Mummy actually be good? What makes you excited?

>>212883502
Lilo and Stitch made $1 billion

>>212883517
What' your top 5 then? Mr genius

>>212883531
I like Lee Cronin, Evil Dead Rise was kino and it's a horror movie this time

excited for

>masters of the universe
>super girl
>the odyssey
>clayface
>dune

>>212883534
>b-but one movie made a billion
But all the others bombed

>>212882525 (OP)
Sorry, I am going to watch PAW Patrol the Dino Movie for Marshall.

God damn. Not a single good movie. Seventh Scream? Fucking really?

>>212883714
Scream are great

>>212882525 (OP)
Well, capeshiters watch them en masse. See the retards in this thread

>>212883727
No

>>212883534
I think he meant top 5 films you like...

You forgot the main event.

>>212882525 (OP)
This is what people want.

A perfect movie is a wholly inoffensive piece of product that is just marginally entertaining enough to get everybody from 6 to 69 and from Zanzibar to Berkley Square to go out and see it. It cannot offend, either sexually, socially or politically. It cannot challenge. It cannot trouble. It cannot provoke thought. Which a large chunk of the audience would consider troubling. It cannot deal realistically with culture as it must be immediately comprehensible to audiences in every country. Vaguely mythological fantasy with its universal archetypes and eye candy FX is safest.

>>212883878
>Sisu... but with LE RUSSIANS!

Dead Snow already did this shit

>>212882525 (OP)
2027 is dry for now, gonna update when we know more movies

>>212882591
presumably a remake of the 2000 australian film about the parkes observatory during the moon landing. not even auskino is safe from remakes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dish?wprov=sfla1

>odyssey
>dunc
thats it

>>212883991
No, its a Spielberg film about aliens and ufos more in line with close encounters

>>212883971
wew

>>212883865
No, top 5 I'm most excited about

>>212882525 (OP)
If you only focus on slop, you'll only see slop

>>212884021
You have shit taste.

>>212883991
This was my first thought too, and I thought "wtf, why?" The Dish is pure comfykino, it does not need a remake nor some hack hijacking the name for some slop.

>>212884024
Show me kino then

>>212883939

But Dead Snow didn't have Stephen Lang.

>>212883920
But Superman 2025 is thought provoking

I don't see a new ratatouille movie, what is this

>>212884121
That Sam Raimi thriller starring Rachel McAdams. That Gosling film by Lord & Miller. Any foreign film.

>>212884121
Old yellar

>>212882525 (OP)
>we get a bride of frankestein, mummy and wolfman movie in the same year
Classic Monsters chads we are so back

>>212882525 (OP)
Wtf legend of aang movie??

>>212883332
Oppenheimer is the only new movie I've seen in 10 years.

I'll prob just be watching Reincarnated as a Vending Machine lil nigga

>>212884235
Yeah, animated, this is the first film made by Avatar Studios and Paramount. They want to make a film on every character

>>212883510
Twink, Part III
Master of Nothing because too retarded in general
They will never make a cool mummy movie, it's beyond them.
Trannies
idk wtf that shit is

>>212884282
>idk wtf that shit is
Greta Gerwig is adaptin the book Narnia the magicians nephew with Netflix. It will be Imax exclusive for 2 weeks until december 24 Netflix release

>>212882525 (OP)
Bombs

>>212883284
>yes, I hate fun, how could you tell?

>>212882525 (OP)
WHAT ARE NEXT?

>>212882525 (OP)
>DC Studios Clayface
Sony makes those low budget Spiderman villain films to hold onto the property, what is DCs excuse

>>212884522
Script was kino. Its Flanagan

>>212882525 (OP)
I trust Travis Knight

>>212882525 (OP)
Shill

>>212882525 (OP)
Superman broke /tv/

>>212882525 (OP)
Hype list?

>>212883502
>M-M-Marvel, DC and Disney are losing money
>T-they will bancrupt any day now
Ive heard this since 2012. Meanwhile for 1 flop, they have 10 hits. Cry more

>>212883920
so much garbage you said

>>212884597
>Flanagan
>kino

Found the introverted 33 year old white woman who doesn't like horror films

>>212883920
>ana nogueira
I wanna bang her, I guess Gunn gave her 2 DC films because of how much she fucks

>>212885216
Hello sars

>>212884243
>Oppenheimer
Its even shittier than capeshit

>>212884479
>i am simpleton and have a brain capacity of an imbecil, how can you tell

>>212882525 (OP)

Everything on that list will be complete and utter garbage. It doesn't even matter if there are some originals there instead of the usual franchise slop of sequels/remakes/reboots because even the originals are garbage nowadays. It's over. Bury Hollywood six feet in the ground.

>>212882525 (OP)
Only thing worth watching is DUNC 3 and The Odyssey. Everything else looks like fucking shit. You basically have to go watch foreign movies to get a good experience now.

>>212885265
>having fun means you are retarded
So be it then, I'd rather have fun than be a sad incel like you

>>212884268
Jesus, how soulless can it possibly get? Why can't they just leave the original show alone?

>>212883207
Shrek 5 will PRINT money, probably the biggest movie in the picture.
>>212882525 (OP)
They're making too many expensive movies at a time when people are tightening their belts.
A trip to the cinema is no longer a good deal. A lot of people have 65" televisions and surround sound systems in their home. They can eat and drink whatever they want while they watch their movies and they don't have to roll the dice on whether or not there will be a gunfight or chicken jockey event going on around them.

>>212882525 (OP)
Put Werwulf out of that pile of shit

>>212885375
During 2020 Netflix had the original show and it became a mega hit because everyone was at home during pandemic so Paramount made Avatar Studios to create more avatar content like live acrion and animation

>>212885386
>They're making too many expensive movies at a time when people are tightening their belts.
Agreed, don't get why they are so expensive now, The Creator cost $85 million meanwhile The Flash cost $300 million and you can see difference in cgi, its crazy.
>A trip to the cinema is no longer a good deal.
Debatable
>A lot of people have 65" televisions and surround sound systems in their home.
Not true, no tv will compare to an Imax screen on sheer size and sound
>They can eat and drink whatever they want while they watch their movies
Yes
>and they don't have to roll the dice on whether or not there will be a gunfight or chicken jockey event going on around them.
Maybe only in India and America, not in EU

>>212885386
65 inch TV doesn't compare to a cinema. You are right, people are poor and have to be more picky. But claiming that TV is as good is a poorfag cope.

>>212885443
The Creator used real locations and augmented them with CGI. The Flash was basically an animated film.

>>212885443
>>212885493
Godzilla Minus One had a $15 million budget and mogged all Hollywood cgi of past 15 years

>>212882579

The Odyssey, Spider-Man Brand New Day, Avengers: Doomsday, Hunger Games and maybe Clayface will a make a lot of money. Don't know about the rest.

>>212882525 (OP)
>Scary movie 6

They were considered trash back then so I can't imagine how bad a modern one will be

>>212885707
Its the Wayans

>>212882525 (OP)
> The Bride
>Verity
>The Rip
>Werwulf
>Project Hail Mary
>Coyote v Acme
>Send Help
>The Cat in The Hat

You know, cinema is not just Capeshit and endless remakes, reboots, prequels and sequels

>>212885707
Scary Movie was actually good tho

>>212885719
So it's guaranteed to be shit

>>212885443
>>212885472
As a compromise and on balance a 65" television with Dolby Vision and Atmos is a good enough trade-off for trudging to a cinema and spending £12 for a bucket of popcorn or whatever it costs nowadays.
If you went to see all of these movies you would probably spend enough to go on a cheap two-week holiday. People will choose a holiday.

>>212885830
stick to capeshit

>>212883004
Never saw anything past 4 and that was already starting to get shitty 1-3 are goated

>>212885898
As I said, poorfags be poorfagging.

>>212886015
>Going to cinemas to be around nogs, Indians and ESL's is what rich people do.

Shrek & Toy Story are gonna suck
Hoping that Mario is kino.

>>212885751
Thats awful

>>212886110
Mario 1 was shit though

>>212882525 (OP)

You know Netflix and Apple have way bigger market caps than any Hollywood studio?

>>212882525 (OP)
Super Mario Bros 2 is being renamed to Super Mario World

>scream 7
i don't mind because slasher films that make it have all had the same mindset of just keep pumping the films out
>the cat in the hat
this just makes me curious if the mike myers one holds up
>toy story 5
i thought there was already a toy story 5
>scary movie 6
is this the one they are bringing the wayans back into the project?
>minions 3
cool
>jumanji
err didn't they just do a reboot/reimagining of that just a few years ago, wtf?
>ice age 6
how is this still going on? aren't meteors headed for earth in the first one
>narnia
is the writer involved in this one?
>shrek 5
i've only seen the first two, and Shrek > Shrek 2. but Shrek 2's final act sequence is pretty fucking dope. that giant gingerbread man gives me the feels every time

>>212886099
>12 POUNDS FOR SNACKS?! I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY! I CAN GO ON A VACATION TO SLOUGH WITH THAT KINDA CASH!

>>212886242
>is this the one they are bringing the wayans back into the project
Even if they did, I'm not sure even they could save it. Don't get me wrong, I *hope* it's good, but if it's PG-13 it's gonna suck.

There is NOTHING more soulless than having all your movie "products" lined up on a slide like this

>>212882525 (OP)
>scream7
kino horror flick, alas unoriginal sequel
>cat in the hat
unoriginal
>pixar hoppers
an original flim, but likely to be marred by disney progressive messaging
>the bride
a horror flick based on frankenstein? unoriginal, but lowkey interested. female director will likely ruin it tho. they notoriously fuck up horror movies because of grrlpower
>the mummy
dead on arrival. the original was kino
>mandalorian
normie slop.
>masters of the universe
capeslop, but worse because it's also mattel
>scary movie 6
they're still making these? lmao.
>the dish
spielberg kino? it has my attention
>toy story 5
wtf am i even looking at
>supergirl
more like superflop. more capeshit.
>minions 3
sequel sequel sequel
>disney moana
disney
>odyssey
i would be excited for nolankino if it didn't cast that tranny ellen page
>spiderman
>clayface
capeslop.
>legend of aang
potential kino. avatar (the real one, not james cameron slop) is goated
>hunger games
i thought this series concluded. more sequel slop
>narnia
reboot? greta gerwig is a cunt.
>jumanji
just kill this series already. original was kino
>ice age 6
they're still making this shit?
>dune part 3
could be gud
>avengers
capeslop.
>shrek 5
won't watch, but will partake in the memes
>wewulf
potential indiekino.

>>212886247
I'm tight, not poor.
If you're spending £12 on a bucket of popcorn then you're poor and you're probably always gonna be poor.

>>212882525 (OP)
I feel like we're in a holding pattern until AI gets sophisticated enough for you to be able to just prompt a movie to your taste. I do lament the fact that movie theaters probably aren't going to survive the next 10-15 years though. I do enjoy going to the theater.

>>212886414
with image. can't tell if i'm getting jaded in my 30s, or if cinema is really getting that formulaic and boring

>>212885241
Midwit.

>>212882525 (OP)
I haven't seen a single thing released since Godzilla: Minus One. I mat not watch anything new until the next new Toho goji movie. I pretty much just watch old stuff now.

>>212882525 (OP)
I'll watch on YIFY
>Cat in the Hat
>The Mummy
>The Odyssey
I'll watch in CINEMA
>Scream 7 to support that Arab girl being fired
>Scary Movie 6
>Supergirl
>Clayface
>Narnia
>Shrek 5 (if they unfuck it)
I won't watch
>Hoppers
>The Bride
>Super Mario Bros 2
>Mandalorian
>Masters of the Universe
>Toy Story 5
>minions 3
>Moana
>Spider-Man
>Aang
>Hunger Games
>Ice Age
>Jumanji
>Avengers
>Werewulf
>Dune
No idea what it is
>the Dish

>>212886247
I say that and do that

>>212886851
>No idea what it is
>>the Dish
It's spielberg kino (potentially)

>>212884214
>no scary movie 6
Do you hate fun?
>>212884522
Gunn has weird tastes and priorities

>>212886942
Then I'll probably YIFY it. I've not cared for anything he's done since War of the World

>Scary Movie with no early 2000 bigotry jokes
>it will be 90% making fun of capeshit, old boomer memes and Trump

Le monke paw strikes again

>>212887071
Ghostface is back, so we'll see

>>212887123
blackface is back too. just gotta be clever

>>212887137
that looks terrific

>>212885946
5 is the last jedi of scream movies, it's good and bad at the same time, it's weird

>>212887184
Nah, disagree. 5 is Force Awakens. 6 is Last Jedi.

>>212886242
The narnia writer has been dead for decades nigga. And jumanji is a sequel to the last two movies, hope they bring back mommy Kristen
>>212886392
They have so much shit to parody it will probably be fun

Another fucking mummy reboot. Give it a rest already.

>>212886414
Hunger games is not a sequel, but rather a prequel based on Woody Harrelson's character, and I don't mind the progressive messaging in Hoppers, I have more of an issue with it looking ugly and having shitty milennial humor and writing

>>212887123
I feel it's fairly likely they'll parody stranger things, wednesday, squid game and A24 horror movies

>>212886397
Make a selection, you're holding up the line

>>212883371
That needs to be an alt outfit in a Resident Evil game or something.

>>212884342
Narnia was always LotR's lame and gay cousin.

>>212882525 (OP)
Might be getting a Godzilla Minus One sequel as soon as next year too. Actually, looking at that lineup, 2026 looks like it's going to be 2023 Part 2.

>>212887149
huehuehue

>>212882525 (OP)
>a film in 9/11
uh oh

>>212883398
Does he really deserve his own solo movie though?
I’m surprised he never showed up in Gotham with all the rogues running around since he all does is impersonate people