How many trannies killed themselves by result of this decision?

They are perfectly cast

>>212885038 (OP)
Kino

OMFG WHY DID THEY CAST THIS CIS PIECE OF SHIT WHEN HUNTER WAS RIGHT THERE???? THEY ARE THE SAME EXCEPT HAIR COLOUR AND CLOTHING IN THESE PICS AND I BET HUNTER COULD BE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS FUCKING CHUD

QRD on LoZ?

>>212885130
Sexy blonde hair blue eyed man and woman defeat disgusting power hungry ugly green man from the desert that looks Jewish.

>>212885038 (OP)
Hunter is hotter and can actually act, unlike this Scandinavian hag

ARRGGH. PRETTY GIRLS IN MY VIDYAKINO MAKE ME MAD!!!

>>212885162
TRANNY ACK

TRANNY ACK

TRANNY ACK

>>212885038 (OP)
Isn't Link supposed to be blond?

>>212885178
He was full blonde in 1 or 2 games. Are you retarded?

>>212885038 (OP)
They have a look that yells shitty actors. Either way, movie will suck.

I'm boycotting this film and anything else by Nintendo, unless they reconsider their casting choices. If we can't destroy capitalism at once, at least we can vote with our wallets.

>>212885141

Correct.

>>212885193

>Either way, movie will suck.

The movie will suck a little bit less than it otherwise would have because it will be a troon-free movie.

Hunter Schafer is gorgeous, fuck you. Not ugly like Jim Norton's supposed wife

nintendo games really need an option to turn the stupid fucking voices off. not watching the movie btw

>>212885038 (OP)
Hunter Schafer was a forced psyop distraction. The real controversy should be that Nintendo (no doubt by orders from Blackrock) made Zelda the main protagonist of the movie, and not Link. That's what we should be focusing on. But the shills don't want that, interestingly enough. Why is that?

>>212885116
how do you know they're CIS? the kid looks pretty zesty to me

>>212885233
tranny ack!

>>212885449
But it literally works better from a narrative and screenplay standpoint thst we spend more time with Zelda and less with the hero who rescues her. Think of the Princess Bride. Literally that formula would work way better. Link is mysterious.

>>212885116
>Ganon kidnaps Zelda and swaps her out for a fake Zelda as a puppet (Hunter)

>>212885038 (OP)

>How many

Not enough.

>>212885178
Wigs and hair dye exist. He also has brown hair sometimes and pink once. I am very smart.

>>212885178
Until Ocarina of Time or maybe Link's Awakening, Link's hair was brown, light brown, reddish, maybe dark blond in some artwork. Look up concept art for the NES and SNES games. He didn't have that bright yellow hair until the N64. Twilight Princess sometimes makes him look like he has light brown hair because of the lighting and stuff. Zelda has straight up brown hair in that game.
In the DIC cartoon he had pretty dark brown hair.

>>212885449
Sauce?

>>212885038 (OP)
WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS

>>212885899
That appears on Google now when you google Bo’s name

>>212885449
Stop noticing things!

cast him

>>212886012
Jack Black.

>>212886012
Gerard Butler

>>212885757
If by some 1% chance insane thing this actually happened I'd laugh so hard I'd die from air loss

>>212885449
Quality post.

>>212885178
The aesthetics peaked in Twilight Princess

>>212885038 (OP)
How is she so cute? I've been crushing hard since the announcement.

>>212886086
Imagining her in an ornate royal dress acting very dainty and feminine (rare for modern film)

>>212885038 (OP)
wtf is that 2 white people?
fucking disgusting.

>>212886103
I can't wait. Genuine 10/10 casting.

>>212886062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0wrPMbNf0c

>>212885449
Link is the protag you dumb fuck

>>212886044
or use Hunter for Sheik who is an androgynous shapeshifted disguise in Ocarina of Time so the tranny thing wouldn't even be a big deal

I'm curious if they're gonna think it's racist to cast Ganon as a black guy or racist to not

>>212886288
should give him the darth vader treatment and dub his voice with a black guy no matter what he is

TERRY CREWS IS
GANONDORF

>>212886353
perfect

>>212886062
It peaked in 1989

>>212885178
He can be brown or blonde headed.

>>212886012
Brendan Gleeson obviously

>>212885185
He's been blonde in every game since Link to the Past.
At most you can say he was sandy blonde in games like Twilight Princess which is the darkest his hair has been since LttP

Not enough

>How about a kiss, for luck?
they're just not topping kino

>>212886575
>Link Johnny Bravo'ing Zelda throughout the movie
I'd be okay with this and it least it would make the dumb male and girlboss dynamic be funny.

I literally just googled this chick to see what else see was in. I didn’t edit this.

>>212886743
what is this anti-transsexual propaganda

miyamoto would never allow a cdi reference in lol

>>212886743
WELL. EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS.

>>212886815
>CDI reference
Are you retard? You mean the legend of Zelda tv show, that was actually amazing ?
https://youtu.be/eUNR7QxtAOU

>>212885038 (OP)
21 and 16 year old is kind of an icky age difference though

>>212887011
They are definitely gonna fuck

Also filming doesn’t start until next year. So by the time they film this shit Link will be 17. By the second film he will be 19.

>>212887011
That’s based I love older women

>>212885449
LEGEND OF ZELDA
>SCREW THAT
>LEGEND OF LINK

>>212887281
there's an Adventure of Link

>>212887011
Actors often portray different ages to what they actually are. We have no idea what the canonical ages are going to be int the movie yet. I imagine Zelda will be more like 17/18

>>212886062
>showing princess midna in the poster
Isn't that a fucking spoiler?

>>212885038 (OP)
Isn’t the kid that plays Link a bit too young ?

>>212887362
No

It'll be based on botw slop not good Zelda. dont know why the artist would draw them like that.

>>212887755
>miyamoto in control
>brown headed link
>zelda that looks like that
No it won’t. We might even get pig ganon

>>212887850
yes it will, don't be delusioinal

>>212885449
There has been absolutely zero information released about the plot yet you tranny loving sperglord

>>212886288
Whoever gets the role better be ready to perform. Ganon is pure aura.

>>212886743
What did google mean by this

>>212885038 (OP)
not enough

Leftists are mad that the director is a zionist jew, ignoring the fact that most Hollywood directors are ziomist jews anyways

>>212885178
He's also supposed to be left handed, but the games forgot about that long ago

>>212886288
No, it'd only be racist if there were no black people playing good guys.
It'd be white-washing if Ganondorf was played by an actor who wasn't darker skinned and I don't think nintendo would want to risk that controversy (although microsoft was fine with casting Jack Black as Steve and no one cared that much so maybe it'd be fine)

>>212888376
For me, it's Mel Gibson.

Why do they have dark lines around their eyes like they've been working a 9 to 5 regular job for over a decade?

>>212888721
That would be fucking sick and id onions boy up and down the theater if they did this. They won't though, also Mel isn't big enough to be Ganon. Ganon needs to be a huge dude who is physically imposing.

>>212888706
Ganon is a cool and iconic character though. If I was arab and they cast some white guy to play him, I'd be pissed

>>212886743
>people still have fun at Google
Insane, I thought they got rid of that awhile ago

>it's cgi pig ganon

>>212886288
Gerudo aren't black wtf. They're dark skinned (like many races) but have green eyes and red hair. There are actual levantine people with those traits.

>>212886288
Isn't Ganon green? Who ever plays him is spending hours in make up with dark green paint.

>>212889079
The dream fancast for several years has been Idris Elba as Ganon. That's where that comes from.
>>212889087
Ganondorf was a Gerudo male. The Gerudo are very clearly based on Indian and middle-eastern culture.

>>212889087
>Who ever plays him is spending hours in make up with dark green paint.
>implying they won't use cgi

>>212889308
Who cares what the fans want, they're retarded. Dolph Lundgren would be the perfect Ganondorf

>>212889308
>The dream fancast for several years has been Idris Elba as Ganon
You mean like how the "dream fancast" for Zelda was Hunter? They've nailed the casting of Link and Zelda so it'd be a shame of them to fuck it up now with Ganondorf, if they're even doing dorf.

>>212885503
you are legitimately satanic, you fucking weirdo troon

>>212885178
did you know we have this thing called wigs that have been used in cinema since the 1800s?

>>212885406
yeah i havent played the new ones but i have seen that they have voice acting in the new zelda games which is so insanely bad. why would you not just do little grunts and shit like back in the day? was always a nice aesthetic decision, i found.

>>212886288
make him a pajeet to have everyone seethe

>>212889308
Idris Elba is a meme retard

>>212886062
>dude so hecking mature and deep melodrama
cringe. zelda is a whimsical fairytale story that shouldnt take itself too seriously

>>212886062
It peaked in OoT. The only good thing about this game is Midna

>>212886062
Reminder Midna is a cuck quean and Link and Ilia is canon

>>212889577
So sorry. Miyamoto do not read Dunsany. Miyamoto love George Martin!

>>212888721
bro i was literally thinking the exact same thing. he always channeled a really good red pitchfork-wielding satan appearance with his devil beard like 10 years ago

>>212889483
Absolutely retarded idea. Dolf is geriatric.
>>212889496
That was a very blatant marketing push by Hunter's pr team. Only retards ever supported it. It would've tanked the film before release.
Idris is an internet darling and actually fits the role. I don't think anyone will be massively upset if they go with someone else but the point is that a black guy playing Ganon is already in a lot of people's heads which is why you get that poster asking if it would be racist.

>>212889577
You've never played Zelda lol. Every game has mature and dark moments

>>212889551
indians cannot get buff enough

>>212889551
An Indian would fit fine. The problem is that there aren't really any Indian actors over the age of ~45 that have much fame in the west and could pull of the role.
And if they went with someone like Dev Patel then he's far too young and the entire film would feel like a joke (basing this on memories of Avatar, but maybe he'd surprise me)

>>212885373
Arguable. The troon could turn an otherwise terrible movie into a timeless classic that destroyed feminism and restored humanity.

>>212888376
pic related has a really good evil persian guy look that fits with ganondorf. give him some fucked up nose prosthetics and wrinkles and he'd look just the part

>>212889647
SpongeBobrollercoaster.jpg

>>212889647
mature and dark to you tendies always just means like "i character said 'Hell" and someone died!!!!!!!!!"

>>212887011
Isn't zelda always older than link?

>>212885449
What’s the point of whining about that. Every movie is like that nowadays.

>>212889745
No wtf? Are you aware of the plot in Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask?

>>212889753
It doesn’t really matter

>>212889577
this guy lmao, but I can see it. Haven't seen him in anything other than the vampire show, but maybe he has some good villain energy in him. Some actors just need permission to unleash.

>>212889830
meant for >>212889707

>>212889600
>someone not getting the character they have feelings for makes them a cuck
>accepting reality because love isn't always enough is being a cuck
Rotten brains

>>212889577
silver age fags need to invade vidya too huh

>>212889793
The retard you're talking to thinks that graphic sex and gore are the only ways to be mature, you won't win

Are they going to make a decent sword and sorcery flick, or is it going to be quippy nonsense? Either way it's guranteed to be green screen hell

>>212886508
I just don't like the Gerudo no more.

>>212889930
Me when BOTW came out

>>212885038 (OP)
Not enough

>>212885038 (OP)
link actually looking male would be pretty nice, i will say.

>>212889930
edit this so he's wearing the cdi king clothes

>>212889996
KEK

>>212889992

True.

Ganondorf should be an Irish actor to contrast Link and Zelda being english actors.

>>212885178

>>212890279
based
the gerudo are irish

>>212890279
No, Ganondorf should be played by Hunter Schafer to cause maximum seethe among the troon brigade.

>>212890279
>upper case I for Irish but lowercase e for english

>>212885178
pink

This movie will either be wholly original or be a Link to the Past remake there's no way it's Ocarina or anything after.

>>212891856
>there's no way it's Ocarina
why not? its the most popular and well known zelda

>>212886531
So this is the version of Link that all those animations I watch are based on.

80s link chads keep winning

>>212891879
The most popular is BOTW grandpa.

Based off the Mario Movie, theme Park, and the New Donkey Kong it's clear miamoto is only interested in what he made back in the 80s and early 90s. He's cleaning house and realigning all his brands before he croaks.

>>212891997
I'm not even old. I'm only 35.

>>212891997
Based miyamoto botw sucks

>>212885116
Decades of hormonal replacement therapy and he still has completely male body. What does HRT even do exactly? Just numb your brain so your never have a chance to think " what am I doing with my life"?

>>212889510
>you are legitimately satanic, you fucking weirdo troon
You high-horse retards are way more suspicious than the guy's joke you're replying to. FBI, this guy's HDD, M.2, SSD drives will get you a free win.

>>212891879
That would be BoTW and ToK. Ocarina is boomer shit for old people, barely sold 15 million copies across 2 releases over 27 years. The BotW games are at a combined like 50 million sales. Elements of OoT will definitely appear in order to hook some of the oldfags, but anyone thinking a Zelda movie wont crib more from BoTW is delusional.

>>212885038 (OP)
not enough I'm sure

>>212892020
>35
>Posting on message boards
>Not taking care of his family (which he doesn't have)
>Arguing about le heckin zELda mobie
>35
Holy shit.

>>212886353
triforce of pa pa pa pa power!

>>212887354
hurt my balls thinking of a live action midna, that temptress imp!

>>212892275
you're doing the same thing anon
we all are

>>212892252
that doesnt account for emulatorfags

>>212886353
That would actually be kino

>>212892275
youre here forever

>>212888721
i would love to hear some ganondorf rants about niggers and jews more than I should admit but ganondorf is tall, like really tall, would say at least 6' 5

>>212885038 (OP)
meh

>>212892275
I live in an apartment by myself with no wife or kids or friends.

>>212892275
>36 years old
>wife is working in her garden
>kid is at his friends house
>having a late coffee, slept in, worked 50 hours this week
>having a sensible yet somber chuckle at some zoomer laughing at a 30 year old boomer while he pisses away the prime of his life on /v/

get a girl, a job, and start saving money retard, you can't afford not to.

they should have a scene where ganondorf takes over and puts zelda in a metal bikini hahaha

>>212892275
bro thinks he won't end up like us XD

>>212885178
link should be bald

>>212888721
>You know who really controls the Golden Power?

>>212892456
if you take model scales literally in the games he's never shorter than 8 feet tall

>>212892275

Can't think of anybody better for this role

>>212885178
You can't be a blonde hero anymore anon it's racist. I love how the revision of him being brown hair is starting too.

>>212892471
>a job
Impossible because boomers are bloodthirsty psychopaths I'm not brown.

>>212892342
kek

>>212892504
exactly he's goofy tall for some reason

>>212885178
That's not a still of the movie, just a cast announcement. He'll end up blond.

What do actual Japanese people from Japan think about this casting? Are they mad that they aren't Asian?

>>212892626
why the hell would they be asian?

>>212889577
You're an actual faggot if you thought Twilight Princess took itself too seriously.
You're also a faggot for not liking hardboiled Japanese fantasy, the best kind. If you want quirky faggotry fuck off to reddit.

>>212888608
Thank the fucking wii and nintendo not adding left-handed options for that gay shit.

>>212892626
does link and zelda look japanese to you
if anything the sheikah are the ones based on the japanese

>>212892646
Well Nintendo and Zelda are original Japanese creations, so they might want to be represented in the live-action

>>212892626
No. The Japanese love white people and often base their anime designs on white people.
Yoshitaka Amano would draw variations of David Bowie constantly.

>>212885038 (OP)
Yet again, their delusions got the better of them. There was no way Nintendo would let a tranny anywhere near one of their biggest IPs.

>>212892600
Everyone who says this to me just hasn't tried. This time is no different. Hit the bricks fatso, get hunting.

>>212892717
japanese interpretation of western fantasy. zelda is literally blonde. look at these two and tell me theyre asian

>>212892611
It's funny when you stun him in OoT when he goes down on one knee and hunches over, and it only brings down to head-level with Link.

>>212892626
TLOZ is based on European medieval folklore, bro. Some of the very first illustrations of Link had a Christian cross on his shield.

>>212892764
>>212892785
Okay, okay, I get it. But still, are they happy with who the picked to play Link and Zelda?Just curious.

midna played by gal gadot plz i want midna x link shotacon kino

>>212892717
Sheikah are literally just Japanese now, so they can cast an asian for one of those.

>>212885038 (OP)
not enough

>>212892826
they said it was suggoi and zeruda hime no oppai wo mitai

>>212885038 (OP)
Too manly, he doesn't look like link.

Not. My. Link.

>>212892764
>look at these two and tell me theyre asian
They are Asians (slavs)

>>212893099
What's with Russians pimping their kids online?

>>212892695
The fact they gave games like mario golf advance (a gba game) a lefty option, and not a myriad of wii and ds games is so retarded.

>>212893149
Money.

>>212885038 (OP)
Terrible cast. Copium by nintenddlers.

>>212892750
Any job that isn't poverty tier isn't hiring.
I think like 60% of Gen Z is unemployed
I hope you pull yourself up by the bootstraps when shaniqua abuses you in the nursing home you parasitic white nigger

>>212885038 (OP)
64

>>212885397
Shut up, boomer

>>212888706
Steve is Tanned at most

>>212886086
Nordic+Anglo admixture

>>212888706
Steve ain't a shitskin

>>212893277
>>212893349
Notch literally said Steve was Indian

>>212893068
It's a shame they never did a sequel to this (no, the DS games don't count).

>>212893393
indians, known for their blue eyes

>>212893488
>there are no blue-eyed Indians in the entire world

>>212893216
It's like less than 14% right now retard. Get off the fucking internet and stop gulping down foreign psyops designed to get you to exit the workforce.

>>212888706
>It'd be white-washing if Ganondorf was played by an actor who wasn't darker skinned

Bro, Ganondorf is green with red hair.

>walk into business
>ask about job
>tell me to go apply online
Or
>apply online
>begin getting 10 spam calls a day

>>212893488
they also aren't so cube-like

>>212885038 (OP)
Did you guys know that 41% is actually a magical number?
For example if you have a 100 x 100 grid, what does that equal?
10,000 total squares.
To get double the number of total squares, what do you think you need?
You might think 150 x 150 or something, but actually it's something between 141 x 141 and 142 x 142.

141 x 141 = 19,881
142 x 142 = 20,164
141.421356237(it goes on)... is what it takes.

Pay attention to numbers and patterns people. They often appear in strange ways.

>>212893549
“Foreign”

>>212886062
Kino game, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>212885038 (OP)
Trannies are INSANE. Trannies shouldn't even exist. There shouldn't be tranny actors. Nobody is going to pay money to go see a fucking ZELDA movie with trannies.

>>212893513
no by way of their indian genetics. they're mixed with germanic, anon

>>212893183
imagine not wanting to breed this
total homosexual behavior

>>212889600
>Link and Ilia is canon

As it should be.

>>212893653
>an Indian with any germanic ancestry isn't Indian

>>212885130
It's a bog standard video game storyline: chosen hero saves captured princess from the evil vizier. They made a million variations on the same story. There is however a couple of interesting entries but none of those involve Zelda at all.

>>212893766
would this hypothetical indian inherit his blue eyes from his black-eyed indian or blue-eyed germanic parent?

Steve is minecraftian retards

>>212893832
>parent
Could be grandparent. Could be generations up the line. But I don't know, you tell me

>>212893742

>>212893912
looks like a case of waardenburg syndrome

>>212892626
That would be utterly retarded and I have no idea why people automatically assume anything made by Japanese people should be cast with Japanese people when it clearly wouldn't work. Like 99% of Japanese fiction tacitly exists in a theoretical universe where Japanese culture and geography is exactly the same but the people are White instead of being Japanese

>>212893912
Look at that handsome Germanic boy.

>>212893962
>waardenburg syndrome
lol it doesnt.

>>212886288
Ganon was always supposed to be Middle easter/Arab

>>212894077
arabs dont have red hair

>>212892549
Nah, he's not zesty enough. It has to be someone flamboyant

>>212894103
Blacks don’t either nigga

>>212894184
correct. gerudo arent black

>>212894103
It's a fantasy videogame retard. He's very obviously supposed to be arab just based on background and general looks

>>212885038 (OP)
Why is link so melancholic and Zelda so adventeruous in these shots?

>>212894244
looks irish to me

>>212894244
He’s gerudo

>>212894270
They don’t look like either wtf

>arabs dont have red hair

>>212894077
He's actually supposed to be part Goblin, of the Goblin Slayer variety.
Any attempts to further anthropomorphize him as some kind of humanoid race are wokies grasping at straws going "that's me!" "that's literally me!" but in reality they're trying to self insert as the goblin without realizing it.
It's pretty obvious Ganon isn't even close to being fucking human, or elf. He's a god damn greenskin.

Ganondorf actor needs to have a large presence and a strong voice. JDM might work. A little charisma with a villian can go a long way.

>>212894376
He’s literally just gerudo

>>212894376
>part goblin
>not human
Did you even play a single Zelda game with ganondorf in it

>>212893549
>designed to get you to exit the workforce
I will not be your good goy
I do not want line to go up
You and your kind will be painfully murdered by the brown hordes you have unleashed in this world in selfish vanity.

>arab themed character
>turns into a pig monster
what did Nintendo mean by this?

>>212885449
Well the legend is named after her so it makes sense

They already made a legend of zelda movie it's called Legend and LOZ ripped its whole fucking plot and aesthetic off of the movie

>>212894391
JDM is far too handsome.
For that matter, Steve Buscemi and Willem Dafoe would be too. Neither could pull off an ugly that could match Ganondorf's level. Ron Perlman might but casting that retard is negative ticket sales these days.

The only way to pull off a good Ganondorf would be total CGI. An honest, good, non-woke modern fully CGI animated movie with zero live action elements.
We're never going to get that though.

Right now we're just lucky they didn't cast that fucking goblin Zendaya to be Zelda because that would have been the death of the franchise if they had.

>>212894461
>>212894532
>hE's lITtErAllY jUSt GeRUDo!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF8nIHfSkOg
Sure, and Gerudos have green skin, glowing eyes and shapeshift into animals.
Try playing the games and not just watching rule34 you faggots.
This isn't new. This game has probably been out before you guys were even born.

>>212894763
Legend sucks and nothing it resembles LOZ except for the fact that tom cruise has a sword. I watched it for Tom but it wasn’t worth it. Awful movie

>>212894589
Ganondorf's design can be seen as an exaggeration of foreign stereotypes, from a Japanese perspective. He's ridiculously huge, he wears black armor, comes from an exotic location and culture, his facial features are extreme in the least, and of course he is a greedy and remorseless man who lives only to take what he wants from a peaceful kingdom.
Ganon (at least OoT Ganon) isn't just a pig monster. He incorporates traits from other powerful animals, like his long ape-like arms and the ram horns on his heads.
tldr he has a goated design, ultimate bad guy

>>212894798
He shapeshifts because he uses his triforce part, he's a magician. He's the only gerudo male we see since they're very rare for an unexplained reason and they just roll with this throughout the games

>>212885178
Damn if only there was a way to change the actors hair color...

>>212894798
He is human (Gerudo) that has evil wizard powers and the triforce of power. He isn’t part goblin or whatever

Trying to pretend Ganondorf isn't obviously Arab is some fucking stupid shit especially when the Gerudo women look like this
Like nigga where do you think they based these designs from?

Link better not speak in the movie

>>212894880
It's fucking amazing what the hell are you on? Tim curry plays literally satan and tom plays an elf boy (link) trying to save a princess. All early nintendo games are just ripping off american cinema

>>212885038 (OP)
Probably none, because nobody outside of 4chan ever thought it was within the realm of possibility.

>>212894953
I hate what they did to my girls in nuzelda

>>212894980
Tim Curry is the only good part of that movie

>>212894953
They're a mix of arab and hispanic, a fantasy desert race. Main point is they have huge noses and red hair/tan skin, you can find tan actors with big noses in fucking romania

>>212895050
she's wearing literal Aladdin pants

>>212895050
Absolutely zero % Hispanic they’re fantasy Arabs

>>212895098
You don't know much about fantasy do you https://youtu.be/0hEYvdMoF2g

>>212894953
>iberian skin
>red hair
>green eyes
quintessentially irish

>>212895106
Hispania was literally conquered by arabs for 100 years until the reconquista
They're a fantasy race

>>212895156
spain was literally conquered by arabs for a while

Why are you even arguing against the most obvious thing about this fantasy race? I don't think people ever didn't think they were obviously Arab except for probably Americans who think all dark skin = black

>>212895283
>Americans who think all dark skin = black
lmao true

>>212894953
Chuds will say literally anything before acknowledging the appropriateness of non-white actors in their favourite kids' franchises.

>>212887281
Zelda was never important in Zelda. Just a princess you gotta save. The real story is about link.

>>212895408
She is the object of all my sexual desires

>>212888721
this would be far too based. they already expended their based points with link and zelda unfortunately

>>212895477
You have mental illness because it's a children's game

>>212895773
I want to fuck Zelda so bad

>>212892611
>he's goofy tall for some reason
He represents power so it makes sense. Same reasoning to why Link is never depicted as big and powerful looking because he represents courage, going up against the big baddies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh_j9xrwUb0

>>212895773
My first wank was dedicated to Midna

>Link saving trannie princess Zelda

lol, fuck that

>>212894980
I agree with the other guy. The movie has soul for sure, and I appreciate how they portrayed fey creatures as kinda insane from a human point of view, but once Tim Curry came was when it finally got good.

>>212895773
I have been melting my brain with Malon rule34 for 15 years

>>212885038 (OP)

>>212885178
It's called a wig, anon.

>>212894103

>>212886288
Given how Arab influenced the Gerudo are, a Middle Eastern actor seems like an obvious choice.

>>212885948
>>212886059
Samefag

>>212896285
corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

>>212894103
They don't have green skin either

>>212885449
This same retard has spammed this post like 800 times across /tv/ and /v/ since the casting announcement

>>212885038 (OP)
Cast her

>>212896285
Brutal mogg
>>212896317
One of the most British men I have ever seen...

>>212896332
He will be painted green and given a red wig so it doesn't really matter. The important part is casting someone who is tall and on steroids.

>>212896502
Cadence Carter

>>212896669
>He will be painted green
He won't

>>212888376
I think the accent could feel organic to the character, plus he already played an imposing villain before

>>212896876
He will.

>>212896876
How long would it take to paint the actor's visible skin green? We're not exactly talking about Freddy Krueger-level facial prosthetics here.

>>212885072
They really are. It makes me hopeful, which is probably a bad thing, considering that odds are it will still be slop.

>>212897042
That won't be the blueprint. TP was the last Zelda Miyamoto was really involved in, it was the one that catered to the West and tried hard to be cinematic so it will be the most likely visual inspiration for the film.

>>212897484
No, the biggest influences are going to be Breath of the Wild (the high selling Zelda) and Ocarina of Time (the most famous Zelda).

trannies need to learn their place, which is out of sight and out of mind.

>>212885373
>my bing bing yahoo Nintendo movie is troon free!
Unironically kill yourself if this is where your priorities lie. You are nothing

>>212885178
no

>>212897645
Then why did you post Link with blond hair?

>>212894103
No, but jews do and -dorf is a jewish suffix.

>>212897870
ganondorf is a semitic kaffir who defies Allah and gets struck down by Muhammad (link)

>>212897864
its not blond

>>212897505
It’s going to be Zelda 1-ALTTP
everything after makes miyamoto assmad

>>212889900
There's no universe where its going to be good considering they went with live-action. It'll be total sloppa

>so obsessed with trannies you can't even celebrate the actual casting, you need to seethe about a non-casting/rumor that was always bullshit
>when you watch the movie you'll probably be thinking of a tranny as Zelda instead of the actual woman

how sad

>>212897967
oof

>>212897505
Those two really don't mesh well, since one is a deconstruction of the other. Both of their aesthetics are way too cartoony/anime and don't translate well to live action. TP is the more mature, visually grounded retelling of OoT and it was the highest selling Zelda prior to BotW so it's not unlikely that the final product will look more like TP than any other game.

>>212897967
40 year old nintoddlers have nothing better do to than fan flames of the culture war and cheer over the casting of a children's movie

>>212898013
BOTW will likely be a heavy influence on general aesthetics, especially the look and size of Hyrule, especially since it already did the "video game sized world" to "vast open world" you'd have to do for a film depiction.

>>212897961
It could be animated and be sloppa. Medium doesn’t matter

>>212898013
It isn't going to be based on Twilight Princess, dude. Zelda herself is in like two scenes of that game, you can be certain she has a big role in the film most likely similar to her scholar role in BOTW and TOTK, compared to Link's adventurer role.

>>212898124
Animated would fit the material a lot better, but you're right it wouldn't save it.
Mario movie had a lot going against it, and it didn't end up as bad as people were expecting, but it still was forgettable at best

>>212897484
TP Ganondorf is still green but more desaturated so that version would still get a green paint job.

>>212898093
Retarded

>>212898241
Why is that "retarded" exactly? BOTW is the biggest selling game in the franchise, by a lot. It has dominated the last ten years of the series, with a direct sequel and two spin-off games, plus appearing in Super Smash Bros Ultimate (itself the highest selling game in its own franchise).

You are being foolish if you think the film is not going to draw heavily on it.

>>212898353
Miyamoto gets what Miyamoto wants

Honestly, Ganondorf sucks as a character and shouldn't even be in the film. It should just be some abstract Ganon monster like in BOTW.

>>212898529
That would be retarded.

>>212885116
Uh....Tranny xisters?? I thought he looked like Zelda meanwhile he looks like he looks like Ned Stark at Tower of Joy saying NOWY TENDS

>>212885130
Twitter rumor was that the Zelda character was going to be played by a trans actor, turns out rumor was unfounded and Nintendo chose a female, making Twitter angry that their baseless rumor wasn't forced to come true

>>212898553
Nah, if the film is influenced by LOTR it will be exactly that.

>>212898529
You know there’s an inbetween Ganondorf and BOTW right?

>>212897645
we must go further

>>212898645
What in between? You either have the court wizard/vizier persona Ganondorf or you don't have him and just have the monster instead, like in BOTW or the original Zelda.

>>212896502
literally looks exactly like sydney sweeney

>>212885038 (OP)
yfw Link pulls out the master sword and turns into Tom Holland

kevin hart as tingle

>>212885038 (OP)
Zelda's probably not going to wear those shoulder things, and I'm guessing Link won't wear the hat.
>>212885178
Sometimes but not always. I personally do hope he uses his natural hair in this movie because he looks great.

>>212899564
>I'm guessing Link won't wear the hat.
what about the skirt and tights?

>>212899564
>link won’t wear the iconic link hat

>>212897982
Pfft hahaha look at the thigh on the right, it's a skeleton!

>>212886531
He had brown hair in TP and Skyward Sword and was ginger in Link Between Worlds.

>>212899605
Bruh have you been living under a rock?
>>212899588
I think he'll wear the "skirt" but not the tights. I think he's going to start out with just the green tunic and maybe some old trousers, then work his way up to the Champion's Tunic in the third film.

Has anyone said Michael Mando as Ganondorf yet?

who is timothee chalamee going to play as?