is gen alpha cooked?

>>212887719 (OP)
Not as bad ss zoomers.

>>212887719 (OP)
Hey unc, how is this different from the retarded shit we used to do as kids?

>>212887719 (OP)
i can save her

FUCK OFF PEDO

>>212887766
Nah this one is already ruined

>>212887766
Mike?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TiR2bpiZQE

>>212887719 (OP)
That's still a zoomer. Gen alpha are too young still

>>212887719 (OP)
no, they're raw

>>212887897
No, she's Gen Alpha. The oldest Gen Alphas are 15 years old already.

>>212888148
they need to stop with the new generation thing already. it was already played out with the millennial and boomer stuff

>>212888221
ok boomer

>>212888221
shut up zoomie

Why are you retards so obsessed with generations? Who cares?
It just divides people for no particular reason.

MODS??

>>212888148
zoomer should be 2000 onwards

>>212887719 (OP)
do you think previous generations of girls weren't already making sex jokes way before they were of age?

>>212887719 (OP)

Coming up: children are getting sexier and that’s ……. that’s pretty cool

>>212888260
you'll understand when you're older, zoom zoom

>>212888260
Because zoomers want to be millennials.
It is wrong and it upsets me.

>>212888148
>cites a memey internet graph
generations don't move that fast you meme-brainrot gorilla retard. Even at the absolute extreme possible stretching of the generations the oldest alphas would be 10yo now. God you're so fucking retarded

>>212887719 (OP)
I would beat the fuck out of my daughter then abandon her in the streets in some ghetto 5 or 6 states away and ghost her.

>>212887719 (OP)
>two hands
Can you give her what she wants brehs?

>>212888325
Case in point >>212888308

The classical definition of zoomer starts in 1995 onwards. You are not a millennial.

>>212887743
Bro we didnt do retarded shit like this

>>212888368
This is what you take pride in.

>>212888346
Classical definition. 16 years for each generation.

>>212888401
retard

>>212888221
The only real divide is those that have never experienced the analog world and those that grew up in it.

>>212888392
Yes. I also woke up too early so I'm here shitposting.

>>212888401
that's not what a generation is

if this thread was on /v/ it woulda hit bump limit already

>>212888260
retards psyopped by kikes into generational warfare of over whose goyslop and psychological assaults were superior, they also love to argue about which generations starts were, not seeing any irony in it whatsoever.

>>212888441
You are a zoomer. You are not a millennial. You are not a 90s kid. You don't remember the 90s. You don't remember 9/11 or the analog world.

Stop larping as my generation and build your own identity.

>>212888148
Millennial just means young adult
Zoomer just means teenager
Boomer just means old person
The actual definitions have nothing to do with it
>b-but originally
Words change meaning over time, the way they’re used today is what they mean.

>>212887719 (OP)
They let kids wear pyjamas to school now? She looks like she gives a mean BJ.

>>212888492
You’re a sad thing.

>>212888148
Bruh, imagine being born on New Year's Eve 1994 and being stuck as a basedlennial forever. Luckily I was born on Jan 1 1995 so I'm BASED Gen Zyklon.