MOOOODS!
This thread is why /tv/ can't have nice things, damnit!

>>212889743
oh holy kek i want this with audio!!!1!

>>212888434
>Blue Lagoon (1980) Brooke Shields
No it isn't. I'm guessing it's Paradise (1982) with Phoebe Cates

Give me shark kinos

>>212890841
Again? That's the second clip I've confused for Brooke Shields.

>>212890660
Here's the video with audio and it's genuinely the funniest and best 'Ruined By AI' video I've ever seen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI9Yroa_Gz8

>>212888817
Kino.

>>212888314
Never understood the appeal of this shit.
You had to have a boomer sitting next to you to explain half the ''jokes'' they were making and you had to have brain damage if you expected to laugh at them.

>>212888263

>>212891288
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? (That's Charlotte Ross from NYPD Blue not Olivia d'Abo)

>>212888263
delet this you fucking creep

>>212887926
movie?

>>212891862
Whimsical Man

>>212887804 (OP)
context?

why is everything porn?

>>212891943
thanks, that's my pick for tonight

seen any good horror films lately?

>>212891446
Sweet! Thank you! OMG...40 seconds in and I'm already ROTFL
>>212891643
One more reason it rules to be GenX. And the appeal, at least for me, was that my dad and I used to do this while watching bad sci-fi movies on Los Angeles area UHF stations on lazy Sunday afternoons. He found this show first, and it was instantly our favorite thing ever. If you need a gentle introduction, consider watching their episodes for Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, or everyone's favorite, Manos: The Hands Of Fate.
>>212891764
Ugh, no, not on purpose. Thank you. That's one more video I can rename now. Please tell me this video is really from "The Gods Must Be Crazy 2", otherwise I might go crazy.

>>212891998
Because we're not faggots?

>>212891824
what rule does it violate

>>212892143
Yes, that's from The Gods Must Be Crazy 2 (and kino)

Baywatch if it was good

>>212891998
Tel Aviv hasn't been vaporized yet unfortunately

>tranny shit and reposts and cam webms
straight outta India: webm edition

get better material
>but but but you didnt post
webms arent needed in 2025, its been 10 years since webm was introduced to 4chan, its novelty is gone with tiktok/youtube/mp4 introduced

>>212896420

>>212888973
kek

>>212888973
Why do faggots think putting on a dress and make-up makes them look feminine?

>>212889012
Trannies are such vulgar beasts.

>>212898145
>>212898298
relax, go jerk off, come back

>>212895195
Sound design and acting carried that scene hard. I don't understand what Cameron was trying to achieve by not showing us the badass action.

>>212898727
I hate women so goddamn much

>>212898606
>Get rid of the only thing making trannies somewhat acceptable i.e the desire to coom
Ok

>>212898747
why?

>>212898936
Because she's being an annoying bitch.
He's clearly into her, trying to make conversation and set up plans and she's being all wishy-washy as if she better than him despite literally being his looksmatch.

>>212899196
he rizzes her up in the end though

>>212899611
Only because it's a movie

>>212900343
>no, you don't understand! by sexualizing these children we're criticizing them being sexualized!
What did the French mean by this

>>212888263

>>212900511
until recently, the age of consent in france was 12

>>212887804 (OP)
I remember almost pissing myself at this scene and whenever I opened my eyes, the fucking scene was still going on and on.
This and when the bicycles act like horses made me laugh so hard.

>>212901632
>recently
lol 1863 is recently now huh

>>212901961
>>212901632
tbf they're just doing what teens typically do with repeating what they see on TV/their phones.

>>212900511
I mean, the Fr*nch did give us Sartre and Foucault.

>>212890841
She's staring into a blue lagoon and shielding her breasts from the brooke

>>212904570
According to who? What teens are you seeing do this? And no internet videos don't count retard

>>212904570
Indeed. Anyone complaining about this movie is clearly not aware of what teenagers are like these days. Instead, they shoot the messenger, and a black female director gets unfairly maligned. The critics of this movie are probably racist and misogynistic.

>>212905878
Sauce?

>>212903898
Ackshually... prior to 2021, there wasn't a specific age at which someone could legally consent to sexual activity in France. In 2021, they finally set a legal age, and it's 15.
https://cyh.rrchnm.org/primary-sources/24.html

>>212906323
deleted scene from The Grudge 2

>>212905841
DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM!?

>>212892189
Don't tell me her name man, that ruins it!

>>212906367
it's more complicated than that, sexual consent as a legal concept didn't exist in French law until the late 20th century and even then it wasn't codified in law until the date you cited, even then it's not codified directly into penal law and had to be arrived at with some legal finickering (if it's on a minor there's a penal rule on it though). The notion of consent was used as an argument in rape trials but had no real legal backing (at least from what I understand).

Punishment of rape and even rape on minors thus had no set in stone rules until quite late, but if you look through the jurisprudence you'll find that the punishment varied wildly throughout history, from downgrading a rape crime to a delit mineur (slap on the hand) since there was no proof of physical violence, to death penalties.

I'd recommend reading the french version of the wiki page on this, just google trad it like I did.

>>212888263
This is Pedofilia

>>212891288
More pedophilia What the fuck

>>212892060
This became Adult gif so goddamn fast

>>212896889
What the fuck is all this innuendo

>>212899306
More pedophilia

>>212900511
They were trying to normalize it

>>212903433
What is movie director ?

>>212905495
Thanks for sharing

>>212906722
Where do you get these videos man

>>212907876
Average streaming experience

>>212908239
??

>>212889027
of all the actresses you get for this, you get the one with absolutely no tits.

>>212908239
this chicks eyes always remind me of Rolf Kanies, the guy who played Krebs in Downfall

>>212901632
>12
Degenerates like you should be castrated and choked to death with your own genitals.

>>212907876
kek you shoulda stood up and shouted Kino! if you wanted to keep watching anon, that's on you

>>212908389
Is that a good thing?

>>212904693
>r*nch did give us Sartre and Foucault.
Yes, the French are like many other cultures that demonstrates what happens when you allow degenerate scum to exist and corrupt your society.

>>212908536
krebs is a very handsome nazi

>>212908536
I assume so

>>212891860
>*sloshing noises*

>>212907567
step sister

>>212894309
i laughed

>>212898747
because you're pathetic and retarded.

>>212900511
>What did the French mean by this
lol. it's always the french.

>>212903433
ive never seen a carousel hotdog roller.

>>212908756
I came scarily close to seeing this in theatres with my parents

>>212905495
not wrong.

>>212904934
>According to who? What teens are you seeing do this?
you need to be over the age of 18 to post here

>>212906347
tremendously boring fucking movie.

>>212906859
this woman is a genius btw.

>>212907004
Based Del Taco

>>212907152
good show sometimes. might be weird to say, but im not circumcised, and my dad said he told my mom he would not do "that shit" to any of his boys if he had them, ending the cycle or retardation with him.

>>212907813
looks cool

>>212907862
Women: being annoying cunts since 1862...since the beginning really

>>212909721
oh i think i know what mvoie this is but never watched it. Slumber Party Massacre?

>>212898727
where is this from?
>>212909527
cute

>>212909758
God bless Tobe Hooper.

>>212909918
FOR KIDS!

>>212910000
made men out of them

>>212909922
Slumber Party Massacre 3

>>212907813
what movie

>>212910196
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)

>>212887804 (OP)
Top Secret was a little too satisfied with its own cleverness for my taste. Airplane was the perfect balance of clever and lowbrow.

>>212911767
cute boy

>>212911767
Is this tombo mode?

N

>>212913708
I

Why can't I post webms?

>>212914278
can't either. shits fucked

>>212908568
wtf i love furries now

>Brief downtime for updates, don't worry!
Better be adding a /cel/ board.

I can't wait for AI to be good enough to give me an entire short movie/porn just based on all those clickbait .webms here.

So Sline is more an episodic / anthology show
"Cuckery of the week" with a bunch of recurring characters in the background
Ep 3&4 were a bit disappointing...

>>212916725
unnie you're in the wrong thread come back to kdg

>>212916760
shit bro sorry, I left my containment thread without noticing

>>212914404
thank god i thought it was just me. webms and mp4s don't work Error: Corrupted file or unsupported file type.

>>212900069
Movie?

>>212887804 (OP)
WEBMS ARE BACK

>>212903433
Okay, first off, those are literally the least appealing franks I have ever seen, also who eats them without a bun? Goddamn Philistines!

>>212917833
test

>>212908578
Sweet Baby Jesus

>>212908756
why did she do it?

>>212907743
Lights in the Dusk (2006) by Aki Kaurismäki

>>212917767
Masques (1987)

>>212909941
>where is this from?
The Green Ray (1986)

>>212906859
It's hotter when they do a proper version of the costume and still look great.

>>212920370
This looks like Antonioni's Blow Up.

>>212921002
it is

>>212889743
Jurassic Park was always trash

>>212892681
Wynn Duffy? I've never heard of this show but I'm going to have to check it out

>>212905495
Women are completely fucking retarded.
>>212909421
She contradicted herself like all women tend to do

>>212906808
Is this show any good?

>>212907004
Why did millennials think this film was good?

>>212907862
>>212909831
Whites have absolutely capitulated to the supremacy of the black cock. The men are envious of it and the women lust after it. To a white woman, nothing can compare to lying on your back and taking all 9 inches of African python whilst it shoots rope after rope of potent African Zulu warrior seed deep inside her European womb.

why are gamers like this

>>212888263
hot

>>212922057
It's surprisingly good. I had very low expectations but god damn it has some of the best characters and dialogue.

where the fuck are the Mods?

>>212922388
pretty fucked up thing to post, not gonna lie

>>212899611
>rizzes

Nigger.

>>212922573
Adjani a cute

>>212922413
Dilating

>>212922388
cute

>>212923715
what'd I miss :(

>>212922440
She eats BBC

>>212909752
Starting the cycle of antisemitism...
Sad to hear.

>>212911102
Those men must have spent months deployed without pussy, they must have come close to madness.

>>212924626
she has to know, right?

>>212924722
know what?

>>212924626
actually would not

>>212923785
shut up ranshit go find a cow to rape

>>212924790
that she looks like a nightmare

>>212924722
>>212924851
it was a joke. its not real.

>>212924886
that's what I assumed

>>212924877
cute!

>>212909527

>>212924982
kek

>>212925176
what kino?

>>212925176
A woman overpowering a man: a feat only possible in fiction

>>212921551

Wrong.

>>212923753
just use 4chanXT to restore from archives retard

>>212922094
Because they had good taste.

>>212889027
i love ss so fucking much bros

>>212887804 (OP)
This is the best scene ever filmed in the history of cinema!

>>212887926
I thought this was some kind of Scooby Doo live-action movie first, but it got a bit dark and gruesome.

>>212909831
The first story in the bible is a woman fucking things up for everyone.

>>212926236
>40 year old woman thinks she is still 16

>>212910298
I NEED this source.

>>212909918
>>212910108
What is this, X-Men animated series?

>>212926869
GI Joe

>>212924626
>All-gender restroom
This is AI, right? RIGHT?!

>>212926973
Thanks anon.

>>212927132
I don't know what you think AI looks like but it doesn't look like that.

>>212927135
kino

>>212927492
That lucky guy!

>>212926682
Just a guess, but this is either the movie "Cool World", or a clip from 1997's "Spicy City". https://archive.org/details/SpicyCity

>>212927723
she's explaining why she wants it in the culo daily

>>212928007
>implying a pretty young girl like that would take it in the shitter
have sex incel

>>212927988
Yep, "Spicy City" episode 5, "Sex Drive", starting around 2m50s, and available from that archive.org link.

>>212910108
>>212909918
The GI Joe cartoon is still surprisingly watchable four decades later.

>>212906347
technically very impressive. lotta work to make that shot work. and the owl, how did they pull that off? can you train owls? or did they just have to leave a dead mouse there and take the shot a billion times till they got the right thing

>>212907004
i mean, i get it, it looks cool, but a boat would be a terrible club. they cant even support themselves under their own weight and snap in half if the bow raises too high. they are designed to be as lightweight as possible and use the least amount of materials as possible. it would be like hitting someone with a 6 foot long toilet roll cardboard tube.

>>212909752
yeah my old man did the same thing. said he didnt think it was fair to do it someone without their permission, waited till i was old enough and brought me into their bedroom and gave me this little talk explaining what they had "not" done and why, and if i wanted to "fix" it.
pretty fuckin cool of them. what they didnt know what i thought they were mistaken, i was obviously circumsized based on what i had seen in porn, and didnt really think about it for another few years.

oh whoops lmao, major medical issue down there, woah. actually one of the few cases a circumcision WOULD be the best course of action.

its a tad hard to explain what happened, but...imagine you pulled your foreskin halfway down the head, then coated the visible head with superglue, then rolled the skin back up and just...let it permanently fuse.
haha i tore all that off with my bare fingers over 3 days in someones bathroom once i realized what was going on. that hurt a lot. didnt tell anyone either, i still went to school during those 3 days and just told everyone i was tired, not distressing pain.

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>>212930249
whomst

>>212930437
Nancy Allen
Dressed to Kill

>>212930340
Jesus fucking Christ

>>212931068
The final boss of nepo-babies.

>>212931317
I know, but I still love her and her thick eyebrows