>get a skill
>lift weights
>drink raw milk
>find a mentor
>treat time as gold
>don't oversocialize
>debtmaxxx
>>212888876 (OP)>tight & ripe>cunnilingus>gorilla nest>the raped
>>212888876 (OP)>>212888972>shit thread>shit OP>shit reply>all fields
>>212888876 (OP)Sam Hyde is not funny.
Sam Hyde was never funny.
>>212888876 (OP)his advice saved my life
>>212888876 (OP)>Sh'muel Hydestein
isnt tight and ripe something sam said to marky?
>>212888876 (OP)has this guy ever had a real job?
>>212889442he called her a "tight little piece"
>>212889013I've found most MDE stuff to be more entertaining or interesting than funny
>>212889013wrong, and hating on sam is basic bitch stuff right now, that picture shouldn't be used
>>212888972Why did Sam seem so unnerved by tight and ripe?
>>212889442It was harland insinuating to Sam that he knows he fucks teenagers.
>>212888876 (OP)is he wrong? i dont get it
>>212889427>we'll call everything and everyone jewish! the tinfoil hat chuds are sure to fall for it!Did you forget we're not actually your strawman?
>>212888876 (OP)>get fat>go bald>create an army of incel chuds>fleece them for every penny>get assraped by Harland Williams>die
Sam Hyde's ass belongs to Harland Williams.
>>212889625Harland knew Sam got all his swag from Ross
>>212888876 (OP)What a shame, I liked Sam. I was sad to hear he had been tragically killed on Harland's podcast. The perils of homosexuality I suppose. I always thought the AIDS would get him first.
>MDE shills are brigading reddit, kiwifarms and 4chan to act like it was masterful trolling from Sam
>>212888876 (OP)please stop bot spamming the board with this faggot. nobody cares about this fat neckbearded boomer
also not /tv/ related, go to /b/ with your trash
>>212888876 (OP)>fails to wrestle an old man into his gorilla nest>heaving and sweating and blaming the "lamp" for it
>>212889706He’s very much genetically jewish. He did a DNA test and they sent back a Star of David.
there is nothing wrong with sams advice
>>212889427*schmanuel goldstein hydelberg
>>212890508"Debtmaxxing" is only possible if youre already wealthy, otherwise you'll just ruin your life
>>212888876 (OP)Beware of The Blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of The Blob
>>212889013Yes. He's a big brother surrogate for losers.
>make a gorilla nest
>make two
>>212890508You should follow it. I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>212890831Everyone is debtmaxxed in 2025.
You have student loans, car loan and a mortgage.
>The New Pill
>best clip assembler in sam's fanbase
>does it for free for years
>unironically is the cause of sam's getting famous again post-adult swim but pre-idubbz documentary
>sam decides he needs an OFFICIAL clip channel
>snubs new pill, makes him stop
>hires some unfunny fag who makes garbage for cheap instead
sam owes his life to the new pill
>>212891077I don't have any of those loans because I'm not a retard. We aren't all stupid like Sam and you
>>212891143>new pill second dose shows up and retakes the throne
>>212891161Yeah you are nothing like me because I have a nice job, investments and own my home. I am also WHITE.
>>212891255>investmentsYou know who has more investments? JEWS
>>212888876 (OP)He looks like he's been raped
>>212891077I have no debt and not many assets, but I'm technically more wealthy than you.
>>212888876 (OP)>get a comedy gig>ruin your own life being an edgy retard and get fired>do nothing for 10 years
>>212888876 (OP)I thought this bloated pedo was dead
>>212891143Sam is such a cheapskate its not even funny anymore
>>212891143Sam doesn't really have a conscience.
>be born to rich parents
>study liberal arts at a cushy ivy league
>fuck around for years creating "art" (vlogs, skits, and post-ironic outsider art parodies)
>screw up your big break because you spent too much time on /pol/
>have to grift incel losers desperate for a father figure
>get lucky with bitcoin you bought with a small loan from dad
>have all your "artistic ambitions" crushed by cruelty squad
>continue grifting incel losers with lowest common denominator reality shows, vlogs and podcasts
Wow, now there's a real man
>>212895023You can just borrow from your dad anyway so what does it matter
>>212888876 (OP)Is it true that he was raped in a gorilla nest during the sweltering summer of '25?
>>212895060Don't have that option but I still try to keep my debt to a minimum
>>212895113Bro just get a small loan of a million dollars from your parents and buy bitcoin it’s literally that easy to become a self made man. Oh and remember to lift and never cut your balding hair so it looks all straggly and fucked.
>>212888876 (OP)He's a fucking degenerate loser. The lifting weights part is why he is a literal ape looking nigger.
>>212895330This nigga doesn’t have a gorilla nest.
>>212888876 (OP)What the hell happened to him? Why is he so bloated and fat?
>>212895113He’s talking about how Sam borrowed a shitload of money from his dad but tries to hide it, he was never a self made man.
>>212896207Turns out he’s been injecting 4 fluid ounces of seed oil into his ass every week for 7 years now.
>>212888876 (OP)alternatively:
>be a good humanyeah i think i'll go with that one
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uA_mOU_CVaI
>>212896918He will talk shit for an hour and then have like 1 minute of actually helpful advice and a moment of clarity like the ending of the vivec episode on his main channel
Hypertrophy, son. Google Tom Platz
>>212896207gear + shit diet
>>212888972>CUTIES TANGERINES *TM>FOUR FOOT NINE TOUGH GUY IN REAL LIFE
>>212888876 (OP)>get a paypig community>parasocialise them to think you're their dad>get them to pay $15 a month for a shitty once a month podcast>get min wage zoomers do create for you so all your content is crap
>You look like you were raped as a kid
>>212897324Sam isn't exactly known for doing the heavy creative lifting
>>212888876 (OP)Biggest lolcow of 2025. I will forever mock all the chuds that were riming his anus on /tv/
225 on the bar, squat WITH IMMACULATE FORM till you puke
>>212888876 (OP)Posting him should be auto ban
>>212897375Apparently he actually raped by priests, most kids who were molested become gay and molesters themselves. Explains a lot about this nazi tough guy persona he tries to have
>>212897641You are a fat meet with no career and no love in your life. Online nazis are coping for their sad lives. Were you molested like Sam was?
>>212897508>>212897221>samefag talking to himself like usuallol, pathetic
Kid's a gay leg press gay. Tom Platz. Rep$!
>>212889491Is gorilla nest like fish tank?
>>212897740>doesn’t know Craig T. NelsonYou can leave anytime. damage has been controlled. successful mission, my loyal muttcel!
Sam was outclassed from the beginning.
>>212897811Lift the gosh dang weight, fatboy
>>212897825It's like a reenactment of Biden V Trump from 2020.
>>212888876 (OP)No wonder he didn't like the gorilla nest, he's more of an orangutan body type
I hate to say because I'm arrested development myself pushing 40 but sam needs to grow up. that schtick never ages well and you're the old guy at the skatepark trying to be hip with the kids.
>>212898003Me too, but I'm humble about it
He acts like a groid
Rolex watch, unbuckled belt, roided out, big clothes. The name wigger is right.
I would actively avoid him.. He is a dangerous narcissist
This reminds me of opie and anthony. They create a toxic fanbase which eventually cannibalizes.
Sam is opie. He's unfunny, arrogant, annoyingly polbrained and thinks hes the entire show.
Nick is anthony. Naturally funny, tastefully racist, relatable.
I don't see much future for sam but if nick ejects and plays his cards right he'll go on to fame and fortune.
>>212898277I like nick but not for the reasons he probably thinks. I don't care that much either way but if I was a fan I would just wish they dropped the gimmicks and put the straws out of their noses and just tone it a little down. is like too much salt but instead it's I'm so random/meta lol with untied boots and putting them up the couch table.
>>212897596Thats back from 2015/2016 when he wasnt doing the andrew tate shit and people actually liked him
>>212898406Why he always got some shit in his pocket is it a gay signal
>>212898453I mean thats andrew anglin so he probably gave him a swastika or something
>>212898491That's weev, the Jewish one, Anglin is the fetal alcohol syndrome one
>>212889013I enjoy PGL but mostly for the conspiracy stuff. Sometimes those topics are unintentionally hilarious
>>212891143For me it's
>newpill second dose>sam and nicks perfect clips >some obscure clip channels >10 miles of dogshit>dollar stream
Gorilla nest was a nuke. He aint comin back from that.
a man as manic as hyde could have achieved so much more and made the world a better place for everyone, but he's just a midwit, unfortunately, so he's limited to being a clown
>Is called Sam Hyde
>Wasn't able to hide when the homies wanted to hit
>mention that gorillas build nests
>sam goes bananas
ook!
https://youtu.be/VFVvmu0j6WY
>>212889445He worked at a fucking Car dealership for a couple months. Nick worked at it for years and was actually good.
>>212890508Nick LITERALLY gave the exact opposite advice in the car video and Sam didnt say jack shit. You fucking retard. Go ahead and go full debtmax and see where that gets ya
>>212888876 (OP)>taking advice from a trust fund baby who never worked a day in his lifelol
>>212897811I know Craig, he killed an innocent family of 6 right off I-75.
>>212888876 (OP)Sam got that gorilla dick energy
Can someone explain to me, a med, what "rervrn to europa" means and the hyperborea shit?
I dont get it
I did get a skill and now I own a house
t. Welder
>>212897481he didn't say that
>>212903866Are you at all worried to your exposure to heavy metals?
>>212888972It was over a tight and ripe, Sam already thought he was gonna markypost. Sam is so neurotic over his past and being a complete piece of shit, it's karma, but not really because Sam is doing it all to himself.
>>212903798remants of ancient memes babies keep using despite not knowing their origins.
https://imgur.com/a/iron-pill-comics-S6cdy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHjbIKauvJc
>>212903948He said those exact words verbatim. Sam had just said that he had recently converted to Judaism.
dude looks older and shittier than my dad who is close to 60 and has been working construction on a steady diet of pork and hard alcohol his entire life.This is a man you can trust
I'm Cryokeen i was a big fan until they flew me out humilated me assaulted me and I felt very unsafe so I left here's a qrd
https://youtu.be/SKm5R81PqXM?si=4zEDHbD7XfQ8n998[Open] [Open]
I was a huge fan of Sam and Jet until they complete fucked me over I've gotten hundreds kf hate messages and death threats
OH LOOK IM A BIG GORILLA LIKE SAM HYDE LOOK AT ME IM A BIG GORILLA
https://youtube.com/shorts/48q8BKeeAaQ?si=2k8MiK-MyN4oyE_G
Sam Hyde Beats Famous Hollywood Comedian Harland 62 year half death for 3 minutes :https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4[Open]
57 seconds SUPERCUT of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10
Tom Platz is leg day. Dorian Yates is back day. My Fuckin' idols
>>212888876 (OP)Fuck I love raw milk, it makes science fags seethe, there's always some government contracted 4ft nerd gimp waddling it's way around the local farm testing batches to check bacteria levels just hoping to get production shut down in the name of science, fucking dorks
What if I like Sam Hyde and have been a fan for ages but still took a lot of satisfaction in watching Harland dismantle and take the piss out of him? He needed a chin check desu.
>>212888876 (OP)not so big outside the FishTank
>>212889589>wrong, and hating on sam is basic bitch stuff right now, that picture shouldn't be usedah, a little brother angry for his weird psuedo older brother
>>212898277Nick is overrated. He usually ends up spouting some vulgar mishmash of words that barely even make sense and then laughs hysterically at his own joke, confusing his audience into thinking what he said was actually funny. Charls is easily the most likable crew member. Sam is preferable to Nick, but his ego has gotten out of control lately.
>>212898003In the same week zoomers have had to deal with
>donald defends his dead homie Epstein>kanye attacks Palestine >sam gets triggered by Jew jokesHave some compassion. Their entire worldview is falling apart.
>>212906426AND THEN DOGS FUCKED ME IN MY ASS
>>212888876 (OP)WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY DA- I MEAN SAM!!!!
