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Anonymous No.212888876 >>212888972 >>212889001 >>212889013 >>212889043 >>212889272 >>212889427 >>212889445 >>212889659 >>212889720 >>212889842 >>212889913 >>212889961 >>212890947 >>212891340 >>212891390 >>212891409 >>212895023 >>212895091 >>212895330 >>212896207 >>212896918 >>212897324 >>212897426 >>212897512 >>212897940 >>212902054 >>212903797 >>212906013 >>212906309 >>212906402 >>212906578
>get a skill
>lift weights
>drink raw milk
>find a mentor
>treat time as gold
>don't oversocialize
>debtmaxxx
Anonymous No.212888972 >>212889001 >>212889043 >>212889330 >>212889625 >>212897321 >>212899547 >>212904017
>>212888876 (OP)
>tight & ripe
>cunnilingus
>gorilla nest
>the raped
Anonymous No.212889001 >>212889043 >>212889198
>>212888876 (OP)
>>212888972
>shit thread
>shit OP
>shit reply
>all fields
Anonymous No.212889013 >>212889043 >>212889553 >>212889589 >>212890985 >>212898710
>>212888876 (OP)
Sam Hyde is not funny.
Sam Hyde was never funny.
Anonymous No.212889043
>>212888876 (OP)
>>212888972
gicky
>>212889001
>>212889013
gackers
Anonymous No.212889198
>>212889001
cope
Anonymous No.212889272 >>212889301
>>212888876 (OP)
his advice saved my life
Anonymous No.212889301
>>212889272
Jet Neptune…
Anonymous No.212889330
>>212888972
/thread
Anonymous No.212889427 >>212889706 >>212890626
>>212888876 (OP)
>Sh'muel Hydestein
Anonymous No.212889442 >>212889468 >>212889637
isnt tight and ripe something sam said to marky?
Anonymous No.212889445 >>212900765
>>212888876 (OP)
has this guy ever had a real job?
Anonymous No.212889468
>>212889442
he called her a "tight little piece"
Anonymous No.212889491 >>212897783
gorilla nest broke him
Anonymous No.212889553
>>212889013

I've found most MDE stuff to be more entertaining or interesting than funny
Anonymous No.212889589 >>212906425
>>212889013
wrong, and hating on sam is basic bitch stuff right now, that picture shouldn't be used
Anonymous No.212889625 >>212889773
>>212888972
Why did Sam seem so unnerved by tight and ripe?
Anonymous No.212889637
>>212889442
It was harland insinuating to Sam that he knows he fucks teenagers.
Anonymous No.212889659
>>212888876 (OP)
is he wrong? i dont get it
Anonymous No.212889706 >>212889972
>>212889427
>we'll call everything and everyone jewish! the tinfoil hat chuds are sure to fall for it!
Did you forget we're not actually your strawman?
Anonymous No.212889720
>>212888876 (OP)
>get fat
>go bald
>create an army of incel chuds
>fleece them for every penny
>get assraped by Harland Williams
>die
Anonymous No.212889737
Sam Hyde's ass belongs to Harland Williams.
Anonymous No.212889773
>>212889625
Harland knew Sam got all his swag from Ross
Anonymous No.212889842
>>212888876 (OP)
What a shame, I liked Sam. I was sad to hear he had been tragically killed on Harland's podcast. The perils of homosexuality I suppose. I always thought the AIDS would get him first.
Anonymous No.212889855 >>212889893
>MDE shills are brigading reddit, kiwifarms and 4chan to act like it was masterful trolling from Sam
Anonymous No.212889893 >>212889916
>>212889855
>"brigading"
Anonymous No.212889913
>>212888876 (OP)
please stop bot spamming the board with this faggot. nobody cares about this fat neckbearded boomer

also not /tv/ related, go to /b/ with your trash
Anonymous No.212889916
>>212889893
cope
Anonymous No.212889961
>>212888876 (OP)
>fails to wrestle an old man into his gorilla nest
>heaving and sweating and blaming the "lamp" for it
Anonymous No.212889972
>>212889706
He’s very much genetically jewish. He did a DNA test and they sent back a Star of David.
Anonymous No.212890508 >>212890831 >>212891001 >>212900843
there is nothing wrong with sams advice
Anonymous No.212890626
>>212889427
*schmanuel goldstein hydelberg
Anonymous No.212890831 >>212891077
>>212890508
"Debtmaxxing" is only possible if youre already wealthy, otherwise you'll just ruin your life
Anonymous No.212890947
>>212888876 (OP)
Beware of The Blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of The Blob
Anonymous No.212890985
>>212889013
Yes. He's a big brother surrogate for losers.
Anonymous No.212890993
>make a gorilla nest
>make two
Anonymous No.212891001
>>212890508
You should follow it. I'm sure you'll be fine.
Anonymous No.212891077 >>212891161 >>212891387
>>212890831
Everyone is debtmaxxed in 2025.
You have student loans, car loan and a mortgage.
Anonymous No.212891143 >>212891186 >>212891597 >>212893168 >>212898785 >>212903684
>The New Pill
>best clip assembler in sam's fanbase
>does it for free for years
>unironically is the cause of sam's getting famous again post-adult swim but pre-idubbz documentary
>sam decides he needs an OFFICIAL clip channel
>snubs new pill, makes him stop
>hires some unfunny fag who makes garbage for cheap instead
sam owes his life to the new pill
Anonymous No.212891161 >>212891255
>>212891077
I don't have any of those loans because I'm not a retard. We aren't all stupid like Sam and you
Anonymous No.212891186
>>212891143
>new pill second dose shows up and retakes the throne
Anonymous No.212891255 >>212891316
>>212891161
Yeah you are nothing like me because I have a nice job, investments and own my home. I am also WHITE.
Anonymous No.212891316
>>212891255
>investments
You know who has more investments? JEWS
Anonymous No.212891340
>>212888876 (OP)
He looks like he's been raped
Anonymous No.212891387
>>212891077
I have no debt and not many assets, but I'm technically more wealthy than you.
Anonymous No.212891390
>>212888876 (OP)
>get a comedy gig
>ruin your own life being an edgy retard and get fired
>do nothing for 10 years
Anonymous No.212891409
>>212888876 (OP)
I thought this bloated pedo was dead
Anonymous No.212891597
>>212891143
Sam is such a cheapskate its not even funny anymore
Anonymous No.212893168
>>212891143
Sam doesn't really have a conscience.
Anonymous No.212894704
>be born to rich parents
>study liberal arts at a cushy ivy league
>fuck around for years creating "art" (vlogs, skits, and post-ironic outsider art parodies)
>screw up your big break because you spent too much time on /pol/
>have to grift incel losers desperate for a father figure
>get lucky with bitcoin you bought with a small loan from dad
>have all your "artistic ambitions" crushed by cruelty squad
>continue grifting incel losers with lowest common denominator reality shows, vlogs and podcasts
Wow, now there's a real man
Anonymous No.212895023 >>212895060
>>212888876 (OP)
>debtmaxxx
Why
Anonymous No.212895060 >>212895113
>>212895023
You can just borrow from your dad anyway so what does it matter
Anonymous No.212895091
>>212888876 (OP)
Is it true that he was raped in a gorilla nest during the sweltering summer of '25?
Anonymous No.212895113 >>212895184 >>212896269
>>212895060
Don't have that option but I still try to keep my debt to a minimum
Anonymous No.212895184
>>212895113
Bro just get a small loan of a million dollars from your parents and buy bitcoin it’s literally that easy to become a self made man. Oh and remember to lift and never cut your balding hair so it looks all straggly and fucked.
Anonymous No.212895330 >>212896161
>>212888876 (OP)
He's a fucking degenerate loser. The lifting weights part is why he is a literal ape looking nigger.
Anonymous No.212896161
>>212895330
This nigga doesn’t have a gorilla nest.
Anonymous No.212896207 >>212896325 >>212897237
>>212888876 (OP)
What the hell happened to him? Why is he so bloated and fat?
Anonymous No.212896269
>>212895113
He’s talking about how Sam borrowed a shitload of money from his dad but tries to hide it, he was never a self made man.
Anonymous No.212896325
>>212896207
Turns out he’s been injecting 4 fluid ounces of seed oil into his ass every week for 7 years now.
Anonymous No.212896918 >>212897201
>>212888876 (OP)
alternatively:
>be a good human

yeah i think i'll go with that one
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uA_mOU_CVaI
Anonymous No.212897201
>>212896918
He will talk shit for an hour and then have like 1 minute of actually helpful advice and a moment of clarity like the ending of the vivec episode on his main channel
Craig T. Nelson No.212897221 >>212897740
Hypertrophy, son. Google Tom Platz
Anonymous No.212897237
>>212896207
gear + shit diet
Anonymous No.212897321
>>212888972
>CUTIES TANGERINES *TM
>FOUR FOOT NINE TOUGH GUY IN REAL LIFE
Anonymous No.212897324 >>212897405
>>212888876 (OP)
>get a paypig community
>parasocialise them to think you're their dad
>get them to pay $15 a month for a shitty once a month podcast
>get min wage zoomers do create for you so all your content is crap
Anonymous No.212897375 >>212897596
>You look like you were raped as a kid
Anonymous No.212897405
>>212897324
Sam isn't exactly known for doing the heavy creative lifting
Anonymous No.212897426
>>212888876 (OP)
Biggest lolcow of 2025. I will forever mock all the chuds that were riming his anus on /tv/
Anonymous No.212897481 >>212903948
Craig T. Nelson No.212897508 >>212897740
225 on the bar, squat WITH IMMACULATE FORM till you puke
Anonymous No.212897512 >>212897641
>>212888876 (OP)
Posting him should be auto ban
Anonymous No.212897596 >>212898406
>>212897375
Apparently he actually raped by priests, most kids who were molested become gay and molesters themselves. Explains a lot about this nazi tough guy persona he tries to have
Anonymous No.212897641 >>212897688
>>212897512
Shalom!
Anonymous No.212897688
>>212897641
You are a fat meet with no career and no love in your life. Online nazis are coping for their sad lives. Were you molested like Sam was?
Anonymous No.212897740 >>212897811
>>212897508
>>212897221
>samefag talking to himself like usual
lol, pathetic
Craig T. Nelson No.212897760
Kid's a gay leg press gay. Tom Platz. Rep$!
Anonymous No.212897783
>>212889491
Is gorilla nest like fish tank?
Anonymous No.212897811 >>212897879 >>212903479
>>212897740
>doesn’t know Craig T. Nelson
You can leave anytime. damage has been controlled. successful mission, my loyal muttcel!
Anonymous No.212897825 >>212897924
Sam was outclassed from the beginning.
Craig T. Nelson No.212897879
>>212897811
Lift the gosh dang weight, fatboy
Anonymous No.212897924
>>212897825
It's like a reenactment of Biden V Trump from 2020.
Anonymous No.212897940
>>212888876 (OP)
No wonder he didn't like the gorilla nest, he's more of an orangutan body type
Anonymous No.212898003 >>212898214 >>212906440
I hate to say because I'm arrested development myself pushing 40 but sam needs to grow up. that schtick never ages well and you're the old guy at the skatepark trying to be hip with the kids.
Anonymous No.212898214
>>212898003
Me too, but I'm humble about it
He acts like a groid
Rolex watch, unbuckled belt, roided out, big clothes. The name wigger is right.
I would actively avoid him.. He is a dangerous narcissist
Anonymous No.212898277 >>212898399 >>212906426
This reminds me of opie and anthony. They create a toxic fanbase which eventually cannibalizes.

Sam is opie. He's unfunny, arrogant, annoyingly polbrained and thinks hes the entire show.

Nick is anthony. Naturally funny, tastefully racist, relatable.

I don't see much future for sam but if nick ejects and plays his cards right he'll go on to fame and fortune.
Anonymous No.212898399
>>212898277
I like nick but not for the reasons he probably thinks. I don't care that much either way but if I was a fan I would just wish they dropped the gimmicks and put the straws out of their noses and just tone it a little down. is like too much salt but instead it's I'm so random/meta lol with untied boots and putting them up the couch table.
Anonymous No.212898406 >>212898453
>>212897596
Thats back from 2015/2016 when he wasnt doing the andrew tate shit and people actually liked him
Anonymous No.212898453 >>212898491
>>212898406
Why he always got some shit in his pocket is it a gay signal
Anonymous No.212898491 >>212898551
>>212898453
I mean thats andrew anglin so he probably gave him a swastika or something
Anonymous No.212898551
>>212898491
That's weev, the Jewish one, Anglin is the fetal alcohol syndrome one
Anonymous No.212898710
>>212889013
I enjoy PGL but mostly for the conspiracy stuff. Sometimes those topics are unintentionally hilarious
Anonymous No.212898785
>>212891143
For me it's

>newpill second dose
>sam and nicks perfect clips
>some obscure clip channels
>10 miles of dogshit
>dollar stream
Anonymous No.212898873
Gorilla nest was a nuke. He aint comin back from that.
Anonymous No.212899438
a man as manic as hyde could have achieved so much more and made the world a better place for everyone, but he's just a midwit, unfortunately, so he's limited to being a clown
Anonymous No.212899547
>>212888972
fpbp
Anonymous No.212899572
>Is called Sam Hyde
>Wasn't able to hide when the homies wanted to hit
Anonymous No.212899645 >>212903432
>mention that gorillas build nests
>sam goes bananas
ook!
Anonymous No.212900374
https://youtu.be/VFVvmu0j6WY
Anonymous No.212900765
>>212889445
He worked at a fucking Car dealership for a couple months. Nick worked at it for years and was actually good.
Anonymous No.212900843
>>212890508
Nick LITERALLY gave the exact opposite advice in the car video and Sam didnt say jack shit. You fucking retard. Go ahead and go full debtmax and see where that gets ya
Anonymous No.212902054
>>212888876 (OP)
>taking advice from a trust fund baby who never worked a day in his life
lol
Anonymous No.212903432
>>212899645
Apeshit
Anonymous No.212903479
>>212897811
I know Craig, he killed an innocent family of 6 right off I-75.
Anonymous No.212903684
>>212891143
Holy trvke
Anonymous No.212903797
>>212888876 (OP)
Sam got that gorilla dick energy
Anonymous No.212903798 >>212904060
Can someone explain to me, a med, what "rervrn to europa" means and the hyperborea shit?

I dont get it
Anonymous No.212903866 >>212904006
I did get a skill and now I own a house
t. Welder
Anonymous No.212903948 >>212904078 >>212906211
>>212897481
he didn't say that
Anonymous No.212904006
>>212903866
Are you at all worried to your exposure to heavy metals?
Anonymous No.212904017
>>212888972
It was over a tight and ripe, Sam already thought he was gonna markypost. Sam is so neurotic over his past and being a complete piece of shit, it's karma, but not really because Sam is doing it all to himself.
Anonymous No.212904060
>>212903798
remants of ancient memes babies keep using despite not knowing their origins.

https://imgur.com/a/iron-pill-comics-S6cdy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHjbIKauvJc
Anonymous No.212904078
>>212903948
He said those exact words verbatim. Sam had just said that he had recently converted to Judaism.
Anonymous No.212904182
dude looks older and shittier than my dad who is close to 60 and has been working construction on a steady diet of pork and hard alcohol his entire life.This is a man you can trust
Anonymous No.212904458
I'm Cryokeen i was a big fan until they flew me out humilated me assaulted me and I felt very unsafe so I left here's a qrd

https://youtu.be/SKm5R81PqXM?si=4zEDHbD7XfQ8n998[Open] [Open]

I was a huge fan of Sam and Jet until they complete fucked me over I've gotten hundreds kf hate messages and death threats

OH LOOK IM A BIG GORILLA LIKE SAM HYDE LOOK AT ME IM A BIG GORILLA

https://youtube.com/shorts/48q8BKeeAaQ?si=2k8MiK-MyN4oyE_G

Sam Hyde Beats Famous Hollywood Comedian Harland 62 year half death for 3 minutes :https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4[Open]

57 seconds SUPERCUT of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10
I No.212906013
>>212888876 (OP)
100% Based.
Anonymous No.212906211
>>212903948
Yes he did.
Craig T. Nelson No.212906287
Tom Platz is leg day. Dorian Yates is back day. My Fuckin' idols
Anonymous No.212906309
>>212888876 (OP)
Fuck I love raw milk, it makes science fags seethe, there's always some government contracted 4ft nerd gimp waddling it's way around the local farm testing batches to check bacteria levels just hoping to get production shut down in the name of science, fucking dorks
Anonymous No.212906326
What if I like Sam Hyde and have been a fan for ages but still took a lot of satisfaction in watching Harland dismantle and take the piss out of him? He needed a chin check desu.
Craig T. Nelson No.212906359
Chest day is Arnold btw
Anonymous No.212906402
>>212888876 (OP)
not so big outside the FishTank
Anonymous No.212906425
>>212889589
>wrong, and hating on sam is basic bitch stuff right now, that picture shouldn't be used
ah, a little brother angry for his weird psuedo older brother
Anonymous No.212906426 >>212906567
>>212898277
Nick is overrated. He usually ends up spouting some vulgar mishmash of words that barely even make sense and then laughs hysterically at his own joke, confusing his audience into thinking what he said was actually funny. Charls is easily the most likable crew member. Sam is preferable to Nick, but his ego has gotten out of control lately.
Anonymous No.212906440
>>212898003
In the same week zoomers have had to deal with
>donald defends his dead homie Epstein
>kanye attacks Palestine
>sam gets triggered by Jew jokes
Have some compassion. Their entire worldview is falling apart.
Anonymous No.212906567
>>212906426
AND THEN DOGS FUCKED ME IN MY ASS
THE_JEWS_KILLED_JESUS CHRIST No.212906578
>>212888876 (OP)
WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES
Anonymous No.212906613
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY DA- I MEAN SAM!!!!