Thread 212889875

>>212889875 (OP)
Forrest Gump is Boomer mythology

He said actually said that in the movie

>>212889875 (OP)
forests barber fucked his shit up on god
>Hwats with the sardonic smile Lieutenant Dan?
>>212889912
This is accurate. I'm sure there's a small minority of Boomers who genuinely think that someone named Forest Gump went and did all of said big events in their lifetime...

>The Boomer audience yearns for the cuck for an aids riddled whore. But in no way shape or form could they handle the scene from the book where Forest goes to space and has an space orgy on the ISS.
It's no wonder we are where we are, socially, culturally.

>>212889875 (OP)
>they walk away
>"husbant you crazy"
>"YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?"

>>212889875 (OP)
I really like his tie

>>212889875 (OP)
it do be like that

>we used to kill gooks, now MY DAUGHTER I FUCKING one of them. The gook is putting my BIG ASIAN COCK inside her tight, pink pussy every night. I'm talking doggy, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, REVERSE DOGGY. I hadn't even heard of that one. my YELLOW COCK go in her soft white mouth daily.

In Hollywood fantasy world you're the law, out here in the real word, it's AMWF"

>>212890122
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11147111/Sylvester-Stallones-daughter-Sistine-Stallone-steps-boyfriend-divorce-news.html

OP : Fantasy
THIS : Reality

Back in those days he could have easily got a 9/10 asian by just being white. Now he’d have to be tall and not be a cripple. I suppose he could get super long leg extenders

>>212890122
>>212890162
Konichiwa, dude!

Haha wow you said dirty sex stuff that's so funny to you should do standup

>>212890052
go back and stay there

>>212890162
this is the new world of ASIAN MALE DOMINATION in 2025. the OP wrote all that shit on a 30 yr old movie while the HOT BIG-TITTY white zoomer daughters of old aging 60 yr symbols of white masculinity are fucking Asian guys.

The contrast couldnt be more great.

>>212889875 (OP)
>Hey Forrest. Meet Susan, my fat Asian wife.

>>212889875 (OP)
Tennant Dan won the Vietnam war by killing billions of Viet Cong with his magic legs.

Gook pussy is brown t. long-time AsianStreetMeat.com subscriber

>>212890380
This psyop is never going to take off like BBC did. AMWF is funny not threatening.

>>212889875 (OP)
Is that dialogue from the NC17 version?

Imagine is Mystery Science Theater boredom was as based and funny as OP's parody? I'd watch that.

>>212890549
anon.. it’s pink on the inside

>>212890549
It comes in all shades but the darker the better ime

>>212890380
it's 100% obvious she's there for the red carpet attention

>>212889875 (OP)
Forrest would have been best served by getting a retarded Asian wife instead of Junkiemaxxing and getting the gay cancer.

>>212889875 (OP)
>pink

>>212890475
>Wow Tennant Dan, she's fucking disgusting. I know you're a dickless cripple but is this really the best you could do?

>>212890549
>>212890712
>>212890735

>>212889875 (OP)
>WMAF, forrest... it's the way to go
He's not wrong

>>212890850
Rappers were never cool

Why can't we just find people of different races attractive? Why is it always some sort of fetish thing?

>>212891033
>Why can't we just find people of different races attractive?
Guards, seize him.

>>212890122
Two words: braddu pittu

>>212890721
Cope

>>212889875 (OP)

if at least she werent ugly

>>212891656
ew