Episode 5 was pretty good, and that's someone who didn't like a single previous episode save for like 1 or 2 sketches.
>inb4 Sam Hyde copypasta spam
I literally don't care
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The show really is a pale imitation of what it used to be. It's like they haven't grown at all in the last 10 years. They've just gotten money and gotten lazy by exploiting cheap and lazy avenues, and the "ethos" of the show and the gang is just fucked now. Not only is it bad content on its own, it makes the old good content much worse.
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>>212891115 (OP)Post it online somewhere for free or I'm not watching it. My final offer is that you can pay me $5 and I'll bother torrenting it.
>>212891256go to /t/ and it's literally one of the pinned posts. Took me all of 10 minutes to find and download.
>>212891265Nah, Sam had the chance to hire him a long time ago but he went with Jett Neptune instead because he thought (correctly) that he had no will of his own and would be much easier to control. I guess in retrospect it could have been a big turning point because Sam's content sucks now.
>>212891256>>212891277the guy you're replying to probably doesn't know how to torrent, people asking for "free" links need to be spoonfed, it needs to be a site he can watch it on. Torrenting is way too complicated, a magnet link to this retarded zoomer is like staring into the matrix code, he'll be confused and scared.
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>>212891265'Fraid so. He even did MC content.
>>212891115 (OP)ending of episode 5 was insane and hilarious and was obviously not Sam humiliating Charls to anyone that paid an ounce of attention to the build-up to it
>>212891713Sam will never have C Concept at this point. He is raped.
>>212891601It's simply not worth torrenting.
>>212891115 (OP)I've enjoyed the show a lot so far, it's been meeting my expectations, which is surprising given the time between WP and EP. I expected a Half-Life 3 situation where the anticipation would make the expectations unattainable. That being said, episode 5 has been my least favorite so far.
>>212891825>>212892392I didn't get it
>>212891115 (OP)Guys did you see Sam’s crash out broooooo he’s cooked fr fr. Can’t believe Sam had a crash out man, yall check out the YouTube analysis yet? It’s fire, straight up fire, the man figured him out perfect bro.
>>212892392Charls correctly read Sam then sold his soul and humiliated himself. Sad.
>>212892802You toadies are pathetic.
the cinematography in episode 5 is so much better for some reason. it's finally looking like a tv show and not some youtube skit made by college students. they need to keep this up for the rest of the season
>>212891115 (OP)MDE felt like a collaboration. This feels like the Sam Hyde show.
This the new gorilla nest thread?
>>212893475There's 1 more episode
>>212892933Imagine having your kids see that.
>>212893744nvm then i guess what a failure of a season LMAO
>>212892933>bro he literally sucked his own cock after a double backflip he's humiliated himself You fuckers don't deserve to be MDE fans. Charls has been doing sketches like this since the OG days. Go and watch murder charls. Or 'Charls and sam respond to the haters'. You can say you didnt think it was funny but go back to your prissy little bubble where you jack off to porn all day and then LARP as offended when you see it in muh racist comedy show.
>>212893951Sketch seemed like the equivalent of making a bigger wear a dress. Maybe it's funny to some, but comes across as more of a powerplay. I'm not convinced Sam would play the role of "man who sucks his own dick, cums on his own face, and spits it all over"
>>212893951it’s not about taking offense as much as it’s stupid and not something a father would want his kids to see. After going on about how Sam is a gay nerd and all the “evil” “demonic” media out there, all the crude filth, he goes and does that. He sits next to Sam as Sam says “interracial kids have no identity” and nods. Have you seen Chuck’s kids?
the hard truth / hottest take is that MDE sucks without andy ruse and kurush. also crazy work for charls to be involved again after ranting (rightfully) against sam for hours
>>212894086This. MDE died when Thanks, Computer left. All the wild aesthetically pleasing editing and wit left with those two
>>212894056You have a fucked up brain if you think Sam wrote this as some kind of humilation ritual. Mostly you're just obviously not an MDE fan, probably a fishtank fan who jerks off to creep cams and thinks everything is an overt act of sexualty. Charls is playing a character who's mind has been raped by time and delusion. He barfs cum all over the crowd, a representation of his ego, then double flips into autofalacio. It's a joke. Kids don't watch adult comedy unless their parents are retarded. The season was shit desu, there's maybe 2-3 sketches (including this one) that are noteworthy, but stop trying to die on this hill.
>>212891115 (OP)You don't belong here. You never have.
episode 5 was the worst one. only good part was charls sucking his own dick, and a retard could have wrote that sketch.
>>212892763You didn't get it because there's no joke.
>>212891115 (OP)>rightoid>comedyPick one, and only one.
>>212894281Interesting that Sam doesn't play that character
This show is very 2016 dated. It's like they haven't grown up.
>>212895405Sam's played gay retarded fags, he's literally tongue kissed a guy on cam in a sketch. You're obsessed with cocks and cumming dawg
>>212895998>your obsessedNot so obsessed that I'd make my friend perform in a sketch about it
>>212895459bit surprising since they’ve all had kids since the. Or at least nick and chuck
>>212891115 (OP)If it was good then Sam's simps wouldn't feel the need to spam the Harland work everywhere to take the focus off it
>>212895459We all eventually settle into who we will be for the rest of our lives. I feel I have too. I'm about to be 40 in January. I'll probably be here when I'm 50
I'm not watching your shitty show pedophile faggot
>>212891115 (OP)Stop posting ugly people on /tv/.
>>212894281holy art school cope
>>212891115 (OP)It's meh again, almost every episode feels like a waste of time.
>>212892392>>212893951>>212894055>>212894281This is the one sketch that was pretty obviously written by Charls. Sam did not write this.
>>212893951>You fuckers don't deserve to be MDE fansinsane sentence to type
>>212898376Noone who is in tune with how satanic Hollywood is, or knows what "putting on the dress" is, would reasonably volunteer to suck of a fucking dildo on camera "as a bit"
>>212898376>>212893951Sorry but I don't remember any classic MDE sketches where they just make someone suck a dick for 2 minutes straight and call it a sketch.
>>212898376This was actually based off an idea they had for a long time that Sam and Nick talked about on PGL years ago. It wasn't exactly based around prom or anything but the concept was someone who is down and out just giving up on everything and doing public selfsuck.
>still sweeping for gorillagate
>still implying it was all a planned gag
>>212894281>he barfs cum all over the crowd, a representation of his egokek
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whos got a link to the stream where charls was drunk and went off and kept calling sam a FUCKIN NERD
>>212898755https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown
>>212891115 (OP)i haven't watched this yet, do they still have a band at the end of episodes? that was kino
>>212898666So true Mr. Satan.
>>212898755>>212898779Looking back on this its actually kind of funny that Charls hated Sam for "getting the show canceled" when in reality Sam actually just kept true to what got them any notoriety to begin with. He kept being edgy publicly even after they got their big break. And it was the network that canceled them, not Sam. It was bound tk happen eventually unless they placated the network execs. I mean I understand why Charls was pissed, but still.
>>212899075That wasn’t the reason since they were hanging out shooting a couple hydrates car podcasts after the show got canceled.
>>212899115I know that initially, but when he went on his drunken rant he hit this point repeatedly.
>>212894316I don't think anybody wants to unironically belong here
Episode 5 is the only one that had any style whatsoever and is enormously better than the rest because it doesn't prominently features Schultz or fishtank people.
What are people who don't like it on?
>>212899151Fair enough. I forget all the points during the rant. And yeah, it should be a point of contention. Could’ve had at least another season or two when th and their comedy all would have still been far more relevant and probably having something worth saying/funny.
>>212891115 (OP)I thought episode 5 was one of the worst desu. Maybe tied with episode 1.
It amounted to:
>women aren't funny>charls sucking his own dick and barfing all over himself (this is the kind of sketch that Tim & Eric would've done back in the day and Sam would've mocked them for it)
>>212898578>make someone suck a dick for 2 minutes straightthey had 2 hours of sucking on film before cutting it down to fit the episode
>>212899163>unironicallyhow about you go back to and stay there.
>>212899182The prom sketch is good as a whole even if it's not constantly funny.
The female comedy school was better than a lot of sketches that came before it but still feels weak as hell compared to most material from WP1.
The candy news thing only got a little funny at the end. Most of it was so obvious in such a forced way, they should have danced around it more and had some stuff like "these fucking n-- black licorice men"
>>212893475Maybe it took four whole episodes for Schultz to learn how to hold the camera steady and compose a shot.
The only thing I can say for sure about Extreme Peace is that Erick is a much better actor/comedian than the rest of the group. He's like the Trevor Moore of the group.
>>212899346He is the best undoubtedly but Charls is good as well.
Charls is way better than Sam or Nick, not even close.
>>212892392>same guy who preaches the bible on his youtube channel also does thisreally makes you think, huh?
>>212898779This was the realest and funniest thing he ever did. It's a real shame about the whole cock sucking thing. You can't undo that.
If she just put out then Charls wouldn't have had to break his ribs
>>212898779>2:41:36who the fuck watches this shit
>>212899261Nah I don't think I will. Ironically I probably dislike that site for the same reasons you do. But I also have the self-awareness to understand how people who touch grass feel about 4chan.
>>212899488failed friendless normalfaggot men
>>212892392One of the worst things I've ever seen. What the fuck were they thinking?
i thought mde was sucking hard in 2018. never would have imagine it turned out this bad lmao.
this is like seeing an aging pro wrestler do a comeback match and just look like ass the whole time.
its not even high enough effort to hate on legitimately. just sad.
i am so fucking sick of seeing this ugly fucking nihilist roidtranny jew on my board all fucking day. how in the fuck are people even caring about this dude like post-2015?
There has never been a funny nazi
>>212899589I don't remember True Fans of Mr.Bean watching him yapping for 3 hours in a bar.
I'M NOT WATCHING ANYTHING EXCEPT THE RIFF RAFF CAMEO
WHERE IS IT
>>212899988I'd watch rowan Atkinson do anything for 3 hours
>>212900015That was last week. This week was bones.
The candy news bit was pretty good
>>212892392The old humiliation ritual skit probably for what chuck said about sam in turkey, as reinforced by chuck not being in Moms because he owed samuel hydestein rent money. Oh well, after gorilla nest the great decay can no longer be hidden anyways.
>>212900015Funny how Sam hates Jews but surrounds himself with them.
>>212900123Too on the nose for me, other than erick pointing the gun at the nigger, that was funny. Only five seconds I liked. Same problem "Dr. Jew" had, ben garrison was a joke because he labeled literally everything in his comics and the same thing has happened in these skits. You want it to be open to interpetation.
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>>212891115 (OP)where can I watch this, i need a good cringe
is that older lady with the short hair deaf?
the way she speaks is very... interesting
>>212899721They aren't, most are paid shills, some are fanboys, and some are just baiting for (you)s
>>212893951>go back to your gay porn as i will continue watching my ironic gay pornfaggot, lmfao
only good because of charls and erick again.
they'll never be as good as they were back in the day again
the video with charles and the motorcycle at the end was heartwarming
>>212899346i never liked MDE but i have seen a thing or two here and there and he is the one guy who i liked/seemed like he knew what he was doing
>>212900095wait really? link?
>>212892392How come when the left makes jokes it's thought provoking and meaningful but when it's the right they just suck dick or fuck trannies (men)?
>>212899282>>212899182your goonrotted brain is just fine with seeing a man go to down on some rubber dick, doesn't even blink. most straight, fairly normal people don't find this funny. that's literally it.
>>212899115no the hyde wars with sam and charls was filmed before the cancellation but released after.
>>212900548This wasn't a joke, just a humiliation ritual to appease sam's ego.
>>212892392Here's that based redpilled comedy troupe against the modern world I was telling you about.
>>212892392what's the joke?
>>212891115 (OP)Ban these botted threads
>>212896239>>212898678Enjoy never seeing beyond the surface level of things for the rest of your life you soulless wastes of skin.
>cunnilingus county has been up against it for many years, uhm, it's the, uh... these internment camps, where they... keep the, uh... i dont know
>>212900951enjoy being a fat ugly surface dweller chud, dipshit
you paypig sack of shit
>>212900867that you paid or bought in to begin with
>>212892392>oh my god is that a comedian pushing the boundaries and being funny??? what a humiliation ritual, i thought he was christian..,
>>212900548not sure this is a left vs right thing, but overall, it's simple. more liberal artsy types, although insufferable, are serious about their crafts. sometimes they can be too serious and put arbitrary importance on bullshit like jackson pollock's style of gibberish paintings. but other times, some of them hit the mark and put time and effort into honing and refining a quality work of art. sometimes they put their hearts and souls into things, despite potential ridicule, unafraid to be judged, as the work is a part of them.
People like the Sam brigade/MDE who play with daddy's money are kinds of insecure that most people could only dream about. that's why their shitty sketches are all half assed or usually satirizing other things, that's why they claim every failure was a bit. They're afraid to try to create something, or to show the world something real from within them, and it's so much easier to destroy. so what we're left with are these hollow offerings, empty effigies of shock for the sake of shock, attempts at being edgy that want to seem like something deep, but come across as impotent tantrums from a child used to getting his way. sadly, It's so much easier to bring others down to their shitty level than it is to work tirelessly to raise themselves above the rest, so it just makes sense. it's just simple.
>tl;drthey don't even have what it takes to be good
>>212900434>I can only see the world in porn terms yeah you illuminated a lot about yourself there m8. When you're regularly making love to a beautiful woman you don't get triggered by self sucking, it's funny as fuck.
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>sam before roids
kek, fucking clown
>>212901018I torrented it, still think the series was shit overall but this sketch (in its entirety) had me in stitches. I suggest you increase your vocabulary beyond brainrot terms, makes you look kinda retarded
>>212901059>you see someone sucking dick and think of sex?!?!you're fried, faggot lmfao
>>212901104only a faggot sees an act of gay sex and starts protesting and seething on a cantonese carpet weaving board. Either you thought it was funny or you didn't. Nobody cares about your closeted outrage
>>212901144>he says, looking into the mirrorholy flaming faggot, lmfao
>>212901045>pay for exclusive content>it's a dude sucking his jokeSeems like the joke really is on them lmao
>>212901097well you're a moron,
congratulations on your newfound diagnosis
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>>212900951>>212901051>next sketch charls gets repeatedly ass raped>bro it's like the shit on the dick is symbolic of decay and renewal
>>212892392>GET.A.SKILL.>my skill
>>212901144>only a faggot sees an act of gay sex and starts protesting and seething on a cantonese carpet weaving board.lol wtf?
>>212900903You've done a lot of work in a bit of a bit of a faff to get the kids and I can get a new job for the other one but I don't know what to do with the other ones I can get to do with the other ones I think about the other one and the other one I can do is the same as it was the only one that was the same as it would have to do that and then I can get it from the same place in a place and it was the only one I was saying to him when I said it would have been a good one to me and I don't know how it is but it's a joke for me and I don't know what to say about the same as you not answering the phone and the door is open for a bit of the job to be honest and I don't know what to say about the job but it's a good thing for me to be with me for the rest and the money is a good thing for me to be with me for you to be honest and understand it is not that you don't want me tired and I don't understand what I do to you and I can always do that and I don't know what you need and I can understand what you need to understand and understand it or not you speak with you to you to me
>>212901403They are you not going to be in today or tomorrow morning and I can do it for you speak later when you're free on the way home now and I'll be in the office today so will be on the bus home now and I will do it now then I can get a bit of a lift and get a bit of snow and the kids will be on the mend now and I can get the car in English and then I will get it done for the weekend and then we can get a lift to work tomorrow if you need to go to the shop and then I'll get the money
>>212900903I'm not a bot, schizo. It's easily the most talked about cultural phenomenon on this website, like it or not. MDE was spawned from internet crevices like the one you're posting on right now.
>>212901286It's a good idea to get a bit more fun and I can do it now and I can do a few bits for the kids to go in English or not the same thing as I don't know what I mean and I'm not sure if I can do the first one I can't afford it but I don't want it but I don't know how I feel so I can do that now and I don't mind you not to be able really to get a bit better than the one I was saying to you and I don't want you speak with me and you can get it from me or something to you about it and I can do it for the same thing but I can do it for the same thing but I can get the same as it doesn't work for me to be honest and I don't want it on my mind so you can get it and I can get it
>>212892392how do you go from calling sam a guy who fucks men and gets fucked by men and saying you will NEVER work with mde ever again to literally sucking a dildo on camera at sam's command what the actual fuck
>>212892392>charls was seething about sam paying people to shitpost about him on 4chan in that infamous 2hr drunken crashout video>this video of him sucking dick will be posted for yearswhat was he thinking
>>212901457If I don't mind it just let me know if you want to come and see you speak later when I get home and you can do it now and I'll be there in 5 mins and I'll get a few bits for you and you can do it now if that's okay for me tired and I don't know how I can see you not going out to the house for a bit of a bit of a joke and the other thing is a good thing for you and you speak to me when you get home when you're free for a call when I truly do the best for the rest of the week and you don't want it and it's not the same
>>212901405>>212901439>>212901465>his stream of consciousness typing has the word "I" every 5th word saaaad no creativity
>>212901470Ending up hard up for money with kids to feed and a boss who's an egotistical vindictive retard with a lot of money.
Very common occurence, people degrade themselves for a paycheck every single day.
>>212901508they're trying to get the thread deleted by botting it, some posts itt hit too close to home
>>212901508They are you not going to the gym today or tomorrow morning and I can do it for you and you can come and see you on Friday night and I can do the weekend off on Friday if that's okay for you to do it on Friday and then we can do it on Friday night and we can do it on Friday night if you want to go to bed with the girls in the morning and then we will get a new vegas for you to do the job
>>212901531>I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Sam/MDE crew: just get good.
>>212892392tight and ripe
>>212899378>really makes you think, huh?>deeply concerned fellow chud here
artist guys i don't feel so good...
>>212892392New season is fire
>>212892392I am so disappointed in this. Like it really fucking shook me the first time I saw it. Either way you look at it it's a completely horrible change in the way Charls will be viewed. Which is especially bad because he was by far my favorite of the MDE crew.
>Charls wrote it himselfI actually think this is more likely, because even in the drunken rant video he talks about sucking his own dick in some sort of a joking way. It's clearly something he thinks about. But it completely shatters the whole "I shutter to think of what the world is coming to" schtick he keeps up in his streams. Like how could you talk about The Raped, the end of women, loss of virtue blah blah blah and then have this video of you posted everywhere? He's NEVER going to live this down
>Sam wrote it and forced him to do it as vengeanceWell then he's just a total sell out and everything he seemingly stood for is totally destroyed.
Like this is fucking tragic no matter how you see it. Damnit man I really liked him.
someone post a link to the episode!
>>212891115 (OP)I don't pay for media and if sam wants to be a revolutionary thought leader or whatever he's going for he needs to put his media out for free instead of a shitty paywall site.
>>212902568>I actually think this is more likely, because even in the drunken rant video he talks about sucking his own dick in some sort of a joking wayYou and I watched two very different drunken streams then, because there was nothing "jokey" about that stream, that was a stream of repressed anguish over the destroyed careers of his friends.
>>212902568It's a fucking cock who cares it's flesh
>>212902568I hope sam wrote it. I hope sam made him do it. I hope he hated it.
I'll just wait until it's all out then watch a handful of the funniest most recommended clips on cat box or youtube or wherever.
>>212902852the classic gay downplay. ol' reliable, if you will.
>>212901470he thought sam nuked his and nicks show, but sam posted his emails to AS where he offered to give up his rights the show (thus allowing charls/nick to make it without him at AS) at even a lower price than they offered him.
Someone at AS evidently lied to charls
>>212903065No, given how harland's interview went I'd say sam was responsible. emails are cool tho because you have hours to decide how to compose them and figure out how to make yourself look like a saint.
>>212901470by having no work ethic and being a drug addict now with a kid. Charls is fucking dipshit and will be go down as the man who debased himself for sam hydes amusement.
>>212891115 (OP)>>212891182>>212891244>scams people and worships money>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.""that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam
And judging by the chimp out on the Harland podcast Sam is equally a fake comedian as a fake Christian. No wonder Extreme Piece of Shit sucks ass.
>>212903096Charls can raise a family on the salary sam pays him. He just has to do everything sam says. Its not that bad.
>>212903096he showed them on stream, I mean yeah you could make a fake but why would he bother to nuke his show then bring him back to EP? that's beyond even sociopathic and it's implausible AS would want to work with any MDE aspect after they nuked WP
>>212903140Imagine being in this kikes crew and having to start doing the christian grift now.
>>212892392funniest thing I've ever seen
>>212902568>>212902826Charls regularly made references to sucking cock and visiting bathhouses, he is very obvious a victim of abuse, and suffers from substance abuse issues.
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>>212891406>>212891265>>212891713Man really telling where the mods/jannies priorities are when they delete that over
>>212892392 which has no place on a blue board.
Sam really does have the mods paid off.
>>212903140why is that mystery meat goblin part of Sam's crew all of a sudden?
>>212903158I'm not condemning that part, money is important, I'm definitely arguing that sam shoulders a large portion of the blame for WPs2 being cut from adult swim IF he behaved to them the way he behaved in the harland interview.
>>212903180I didn't say the emails were fake, I said who gives an f what an email says when the sender acted like a gorilla in person?
>>212903267Bathhouses were never once mentioned you lying kike.
>>212892392>WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TALK ABOUT HOW I HATE LE JEWS ON YOUR PODCAST??? HEIL HITLER!!!>anyway here's me puking while raping my own face in order to save the White race
>>212903333>I didn't say the emails were fake, I said who gives an f what an email says when the sender acted like a gorilla in person?oh you're crying about that? jesus christ are you a bipolar woman?
don't be calling Charls a fucking weirdo when he's out there trying to put a smile on his face
>>212903312Because he's a bitch Sam can feel alpha domineering.
>>212903333You've very obviously never watched a charls stream besides clips of the Turkey one
>>212902568i guess you just can't take yourself too seriously, you know?
>>212902568Agreed, whatever the reasoning behind it is he still torched his image. I imagine trying to watch him stream now would probably feel similar to watching a 'reformed' OF whore try and babble about philosophy and religion. His words will be almost weightless to anyone with an ounce of discernment.
>>212899721Based on the fishtank threads, there's thousands of men ages 30-45 who use him as a father/friend replacement because he regurgitates their loser sentiments and spergs out about jews 24/7
>>212903278that charls sucking dick clip is unironically going to be the new ratatouille cucumber post, it just gets too many replies every single time and it's just absurd out of context. it will be posted for years so get used to it now, unfortunately
>>212903485That's true. I don't know if he's mentioned bathhouses or not in other streams but he definitely does not mention any in the turkey stream.
>>212903065Yeah he showed the emails, but they were "joking" emails. Even if Sam was serious about the offer, it's easy for someone in a corporate setting to read those emails and believe Sam is just fucking around without any intention of signing anything.
He owed Charls a serious email that couldn't have possibly been interpreted to be bullshit.
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>>212902826It's over two hours long. A lot of stuff was said, including sucking his dick.
its just pretty bad in comparison. I'm sure if WP wasn't anchored in my mind as I watched EP I'd have appreciated it more. Rewatched some of it recently and it still fucking rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiGNo6yCtw
EP is just too long, too little packed and I prefer Ruse.
>>212903638If you don't know exactly what was said than don't try to pretend you do.
>>212903703I'm not going to rewatch a 2 hour stream for some anon on /tv/. I 100% know he joked about sucking his dick at some point during those 2+ hours
>>212903579>saying ill do it is a "joke email">nick doesnt care>charls doesnt care now >the AS he doxed didn't say he was lyingyour mental health is questionable
>>212891115 (OP)Every sketch with Sam as the lead is bad
>>212903750I don't give a crap what you do, but you're wrong.
>>212903755They didn't say he was lying, they just completely stopped answering him. Because he was like "I'll do it for $50, no wait I'll do it for $5. Wait no just write up the contract don't make me use a lawyer"
That's what you do in the corporate world when you think someone is just wasting your time. You stop talking to them.
>>212903794No I'm not. I literally watched it immediately before episode 5 lol
>>212903843Yes you are, that stream wasn't jokey. Even started the thing out with "I could die right now and nobody would care, think about that." Why do you keep insisting the stream was "jokey?" What were the specific jokes?
This is clearly exactly the reaction that they were going for when they wrote the prom sketch. Do you really think they didn't realize how that imagery of Charls aggressively sucking his own cock would make people react? The sketch is about people who spend their lives taking themselves too seriously and basically waste them being in a bubble which makes them miserable. The end is Charls literally fillating himself violently in front of everyone and nobody reacts, nobody cares. Then he literally says "I guess sometimes you just shouldn't take yourself so seriously". I didn't find it that confusing. The shock value of him sucking his own cock and people having no reaction was to illustrate the point that people who put on appearences their whole lives for the sake of maintaining some image are retards.
>>212903908The first hour was much less serious before he started talking about Sam. Charls was making jokes early on. You know exactly the way he makes these references "What should I do? Just suck my own dick I guess" something like that.
>>212903971Sure made me glad I didn't paypig for extreme peace. I don't really even want extream peace 6 for free now, watching one dude suck a dildo is more than I ever wanted to see.
>>212903813that isn't what happened there were only 2 emails from hyde, 1 saying yes and 1 where he obviously rethought the price point because it would help charls/nick if he did it for 5$ instead of 500
>>212903971To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MDE. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sam's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sam and MDE truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sam's existencial catchphrase "JEWS" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons (I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sam Hyde's genius unfolds itself on their television screens.) What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have an MDE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>212891115 (OP)>retarded boomer slopGrow up
>>212904139Their offer was $500. He said $50 first, then $5, then just write the contract I don't want to hire a lawyer.
I read these emails and if I wouldn't have been able to tell if he was serious or just being a comedian through email.
When you believe someone is wasting your time, a fair reaction is to just stop responding. Which I will do now with you.
it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNI3TplOYLE
also !TRIGGER WARNING! gorilla nest !TRIGGER WARNING!
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>>212904220schizo, meet reality
>>212904257>Analysis>Part 3holy fuck
>>212904292so are you just unable to read? This proves I was right.....
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>>212904329>THERE ARE THREE EMAILS
>>212904372Never said there were 3 emails. But there's clearly 3 PRICES listed. First $500, then $50, then $5. Which is exactly what I said.
Without any context, this just looks like a guy fucking around. Why would he cut his pay by 90%? And then another 90%? It seems ridiculous, and I would be the corporate person on the other side just didn't believe it was a serious offer.
That's still Sam's fault.
>>212904292Could you post a blurrier screenshot pls
I am absolutely convinced this lolcow patreon Jew nepo-baby is propped up by the system…
There’s no other reason I’d have to be so familiar with a guy who fails to top
https://youtu.be/4bPv3agQ0_0
>>212904445You seem like an expert in corporatism and not a 13 year old so I will take your word for it. I would have thought they would be happy to save 500x12? dollars but it makes much more sense to just nuke a show because someone sounded vaguely unserious in an email.
>>212904759The payment was to get his permission to do the show. If he's not going to sign (as demonstrated by being unserious in the email about signing) then yes, the show literally does blow up.
>>212904854yeah make sense. I mean if I were a corporate executive and I wasn't sure if someone was going to sign a contract even though they said they would in an email I would blow up that million dollar production in an instant. My bosses that set up that production can go fuck themselves, no one is possibly flippant to me in an email.
>>212904927>even though they said they wouldYou're just intentionally missing the point now
>>212904967I'm agreeing with you man
>>212903065sam absolutely did nuke the show and their mainstream careers, gay half-assed apologies after the fact dont mean shit
>>212904220>or just being a comedian through email.you think its acceptable to be a "comedian through email" after nuking your friends careers and having correspondence that could potentially salvage some of that?
>>212905170I dont think being rude to a kike "reporter" warrants losing a tv show so I don't think it's really Sam's fault and I think anyone who thought MDE was going to have a long term mainstream career even if Sam kowtowed is delusional.
The show in question is automile not WP which for some reason charls thought sam refused to give up his rights to.
>>212905266100% his fault, AS told him to take down the subreddit and he refused, this started the domino effect.
>charls thought sam refused to give up the rights to automilewhat makes you think he was willing to give up the rights? facetious emails about doing the show for 5 dollars?
>>212905339>what makes you think he was willing to give up the rights? facetious emails about doing the show for 5 dollars?that and charls making EP with him
>>212905365>that andfacetious emails about doing the show for 5 dollars does not imply he was willing to give up the rights
>he did EPthats because he gave charls MONEY lots of MONEY
>>212904565This is only funny in your mind.
>>212905428seems like you have a very convoluted thought process designed to make sam evil and charls a greedy unprincipled moron. So I guess my only question at this point is why are you so obsessed with them?
>>212905534wont let you run from this, you seriously think facetious emails prove he was willing to give up the rights?? you realize that implies the opposite, right???
if someone were genuine in wanting to help their friend, wouldnt they answer with sincerity and clarity?? are you autistic? how the fuck am i even having to argue this right now. nothing about this is convoluted by the way, its actually the simplest clearest view of the situation.
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these two scenes went on too long.
the BLM/Zog candy sketch has hamfisted.
>retards still having a melty over Sam's gorilla nest moment
only the real MDE fans already knew it was a bit, thanks for the free advertisement.
>>212905691why would you defend modern mde hahaha are you gay?
>>212905691it was obviously discussed before ever recording. only room temp iq watchers would think otherwise. harland is not serious on his show.
>>212905260No, I'm arguing that Sam owed Charls and Nick a serious email. (If we assume he actually wanted to give up the rights)
>>212905794the most base-level and obvious interpretation of a situation is schizophrenia?
>>212905792yeah we're in agreement, however retards like this guy
>>212905365>>212905534think that those emails somehow prove he was willing to cooperate (despite the emails being very obviously uncooperative)
>>212905838why do you want to rehash? we disagree, you're clearly an insane person in my opinion. if you're just lonely lets talk about another subject
>>212905875Yeah it's crazy. If he wanted to do something good for his friends he LITERALLY just had to say "okay sure where do I sign".
Instead he cuts his own pay by 99% and we're expected to believe that's a normal response
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>>212892392>>212902568>OMG THIS IS SO OUT OF CHARACTER FOR CHARLS I CAN NEVER SEE HIM IN THE SAME LIGHT You people are so fucking retarded it's unreal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbEhJYj6ko
>>212891115 (OP)Nick, Sam and Charls and crew are genuinely funnier and smarter than anyone else in media.
>>212905928see the post right under yours to see another person who cannot believe you dont understand the most basic view of this obvious situation.
I feel like Erick is lowkey carrying this season, dude is extremely funny
>>212905630Tongue kissing another dude to own the jews. Based much?
>>212906251That's a woman.
>Nick, Sam and Charls and crew are genuinely funnier and smarter than anyone else in media.
I'm Cryokeen i was a big fan until they flew me out humilated me assaulted me and I felt very unsafe so I left here's a qrd
https://youtu.be/SKm5R81PqXM?si=4zEDHbD7XfQ8n998[Open] [Open]
I was a huge fan of Sam and Jet until they complete fucked me over I've gotten hundreds kf hate messages and death threats
OH LOOK IM A BIG GORILLA LIKE SAM HYDE LOOK AT ME IM A BIG GORILLA
https://youtube.com/shorts/48q8BKeeAaQ?si=2k8MiK-MyN4oyE_G
Sam Hyde Beats Famous Hollywood Comedian Harland 62 year half death for 3 minutes :https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4[Open]
57 seconds SUPERCUT of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10
>>212906413Go away you fat ugly jewish faggot
>>212894316they are being supported by the system
Sam, what's going on big guy? Did you get raped?
>good
>guy in echo chamber cult following cheers main grifter
>>212906413no one asked faggot
>>212906413literally nobody cares contact your local kike lawyer
>>212905974No they aren't. Anyone who likes this guy and his stupid friends is a fucking loser.
THEY DELETED THE FISHTANK THREAD BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE ONLY TALKING ABOUT SPICTANK AHAHAHAHAHA
Fishtank Chuddies tick tok your time is up back-to-bant you go!
You kind no longer had dominion here
>>212907297>two white dudes and five spics at the tableowned by a boomer comedian, and owned by a boomer retiree so hard they have to stage fishtank in el salvador now. Truly the season of wrath for MDE and friends.
>>212891115 (OP)Regret watching the first one didn't watch the second one not going to watch the third one
>>212895459Sam wishes it was still 2016 before everyone knew about marky lol faaaag
>>2128954592016 was good tho, this just sucks
>>212905630These sketches were disgusting. MDE is dead.
>>212891115 (OP)The Prom sketch was fucking incredible on multiple levels. Firstly because of Charls ethereal writing and acting especially in tandem with Erick. And more importantly THAT MOMENT was so incredible because it's exactly what the show needed. Up until then it's been
>HURR DURR BLACKFACE!!>HURR DURR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS PICKING FRUIT!!>HURR DURR GAMESHOW SKETCH x3Not only is the Prom sketch prescient and about something meaningful but THAT MOMENT defies audience expectations just as Jews Rock did originally. WP1 was on cable but EP1 is only for Hyde sycophants. So to do what Charls did not only throw a curveball but also does what Sam can't by being secure of himself. Notice how Sam and Nick continually break the fourth wall? Refuse to play female characters? Refuse to even play characters at all? Charls and Erick saved what little there was of this shitty show.
>>212907551just looked gay af to me brah
>teenage insecurity is "meaningful" nowlol
being in MDE is a genuine humiliation ritual at this point.
Nick forced to nervously watch his friend try to wrestle a 62 year old (and fail)
Charls forced to suck a fucking dildo on HD Red Camera (Color Corrected)
>>212907551>heres why sucking a dildo is really deep and meaningful and not gayJust coming out of the closet would be less embarrassing than what you wrote.
>>212907647I honestly assume it's a piece schultz wrote, but why he didn't play the role of the dildo sucker points to humiliation ritual angle. This would have been in character for him.
>>212891115 (OP)time to build your gorilla nest, monkeyboy
CryoKeen here, YT recommened an amazing science video to me about there being potentially billions of Earth Like Planets out there so cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-S6GrwH6IQ
>Harland: Have you ever been raped? you look like you have.
>>212907758forced impotent meme
>>212908089it'll be okay, sam. just build the gorilla nest.
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this is some good comedy bro
>>212908089are you gonna flip a desk and try to wrestle a 62 year old man now
>>212908196should be a thumbnail of charls sucking a dildo and nick having a panic attack
>>212907551eh at minimum you have to hire a guy to play the main role so you dont suck a dildo, dont do it yourself and have that on the internet forever
>>212908321he has kids too kek
>>212908231it is computer generated but i believe the audio is really a guy and he probably looks similar to his avatar. its an extremely informative cool video about the potential for alien life. we are so small and precious
>>212908042is that a genuine scene from ST?
>>212908161>>212908196>I just want to make comedywhy does he keep saying this
>>212908231>>212908444nvm the guy says he makes his own graphics in Blender, amazing video
>>212908079>Thank youAt this point, Sam became Harland's bitch
>>212907551>ot only is the Prom sketch prescient and about something meaningful but THAT MOMENT defies audience expectations just as Jews Rock did originally. WP1 was on cable but EP1 is only for Hyde sycophants. So to do what Charls did not only throw a curveball but also does what Sam can't by being secure of himself.im sorry what?
I only watched ep1 of EP.
charls sucked a dildo? really? what the fuck
that's absolutely 1,000,000% payback/humiliation ritual for charls calling sam a fag, holy shit. how embarrassing.
See. Mayonnaise ain't allowed framing jobs no more. That for illegal ow
>>212891115 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNI3TplOYLE
IT'S UP
>>212908575So you'll eventually believe it
>>212909208he knows, they are trying to cover for it
at least Sam didn't make Nick brush his hair
Nick's response to Harland stuff was a joking cope "Oh no we're cancelled now" as if the podcast was a nothingburger and he wasn't absolutely embarrassed as fuck lol
>>212909208Real. Anyone with a different take simply doesn't get it. They can't fathom someone being that petty/vengeful and obsessed with being dominant because they've never encountered someone like that irl. To them t's only something that exists in the shows and movies they watch.
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>>212909581>Nick's response to Harland stuff was a joking cope "Oh no we're cancelled now" as if the podcast was a nothingburger and he wasn't absolutely embarrassed as fuck lol
>>212909581Nick wasn't allowed. Shultz wasn't allowed. Sam should have known Harland was. P82w0
>>212909674A grade A comedian who will eat your shit. It should have been Nick Mullen
>>212909581anon, no one cares...
>>212909581Nick looked like he was about to off himself when Sam started wrestling the 62 year old goofy guy
>>212909581Nick looked like he dissociated.
>>212909767Kid's a leftist. Kid's a commie, but he would have represented us better.
>>212891115 (OP)>Episode 5 was pretty good, and that's someone who didn't like a single previous episode save for like 1 or 2 sketchesCorrect. If I'm lying I'll Plan S myself.
>>212909846At one point he has this brief moment of relief as Sam thinks the cameras went out, but when he finds out they're still on and starts wrestling again Nick fucking dies inside.
>>212891115 (OP)I'm not paying to watch that shit
>>212893951charles pretending to be a drugged out wigger with shitty tattoos is funny. even angels in the streets was funny just because of how ridiculous he acted. I didnt find the self-fellating scene funny enough to warrant depicting such a vile act of sodomy before my eyes. forget his kids, what about me? what about my kids? I dont want them to ever see me watching this shit
>>212894281>Kids don't watch adult comedy unless their parents are retarded.what about when they grow up? as a grown man I would not enjoy seeing footage of my dad sucking a cock, even if it was for the funnies
>>212891115 (OP)A damn shame about the cock sucking thing. Charls is the only one of the bunch who comes off like a real human bean. Sam is always busy acting out the 48 laws of power, and Nick can't go more than two sentences without trying to turn everything into a joke.
>>212899075at the time I didnt agree with charles at all, but looking back on it with the gorilla nest thing in mind it makes a little bit more sense. I still think the gorilla nest shit was funny but it did seem to kinda validate charles with his claim that sam can kinda overdo it and blow potential connections sometimes. but I think charles probably also doesnt wanna admit that he can be as much a part of that as sam can
>>212899971I thought the one guy who OD'd on pervatin was pretty funny
>>212910234>Nick fucking dies inside.lol its that thing he does with his head
watch Nick at 29:29
and then at 29:33
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU&t=1741
>>212899075>when in reality Sam actually just kept true to what got them any notoriety to begin with. He kept being edgy publicly even after they got their big breakYeah Sam's extremely selfish and a loser for ruining everything for everyone working on the show who could actually behave like adults.
>>212910884>Nick at 29:29 TFG its over>Nick at 29:33 OMG false alarm
>>212902835this sketch was pretty funny, mostly because it predicted the mecha hitler meltdown.
OH NOOOOOO THEY MAKEA RACIST COMPUTAHHH!!! >_<
>>212898676Sam was such a dork during that with his seed oil comments like a dork with a penis allergy (something Sam definitely doesn't have).
>>212898779>>212898779>https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdownholy shit this makes me feel bad for charls and nick. sam didn't learn a single thing. every other youtube video he forces some snippet about israel or da jooz, and he goes on a popular podcast and declares himself an open unabashed antisemite right as their tv show is coming out. lmfao I wouldn't blame them if they put a bullet through his head, he's sabotaging the careers of the entire crew again to oWn dA joOz so pakis on 4chan can meme him. wow.
>>212905962this one is obviously a joke. hes even kissing girls in a bunch of parts of this. its not anywhere near as bad as sucking a cock. its also actually funny
>>212900177>a maid married to a PTSD veteran is somehow involved in the NWO because her ancestors are jewishOBSESSED chud. Sam's not gonna see your posts and be your friend.
>>212910611I don't give a fuck about you or your faggot kids, I would sell your faggot kids assholes to a bunch of desert raiders for a protein bar.
>>212905974good morning sar
>>212911078you dont get it bro
its all a bit
it was a joke
its deep intellectual humor
only true mde fans would understand
>>212908539Yup Star Trek Enterprise
>>212911218you sound upset milady
>>212911360you sound like a newfaggot normie whining about what his kids would think of him if they caught him masturbating to charls sucking a dildo at the climax of a surreal absurd comedy bit, one who doesn't recognize one of Sam's oldschool standup bits
Nick
>create consistent stream of income with consistent structured streams that do very well after sam cant handle streaming
>dont engage in drama, just put your head down and work. when that doesnt pan out, just do your own thing with antiques/cars.
Charls
>survive earthquake and have moment of realization in your life about how a homosexual took advantage of you and ruined your career
>Nick gets an interview opportunity with Harland Highway. While it's not Joe rogan, he is within a few circles with Rogan, and a few other people have been talking about MDE to Rogan, this could very well lead to a Sam Hyde Joe Rogan episode which would make everyone a lot of money
>sam cant go 1 minute without obsessing over jews when talking to a canadian catholic comedian and proceeds to make sure the three of you really do have absolutely no chance of ever getting any bigger
>alright Jimmy for this next challenge I'm going to need you to take these twigs and create a gorilla nest.
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>>212911265>you dont get it bro>its all a bit>it was a jokeits not a joke, sam thinks hes fighting against a demonic entity which is eating the life force of whites by taxing them. If sam keeps talking about the jews the zog will fall and we'll all be free, no more taxes, white people will rule the world!!
lmfao this fucking midwit nerd actually believes this. how fucking embarassing.
>>212912521>fucking midwit nerd
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