pls no

Hope he can work the screaming goats into this.

Taika David Cohen tackling Dredd? Oy vey.

>>212892835 (OP)
wasn't taika working on an incal adaptation? guy really lost all creative effort after thor flopped

>taiki waittit cohen
what kind of name is that

Yes please, I don't care if he's directing. I want more Urban as Dredd. Too bad Judge Anderson is walled and retired

>>212892835 (OP)
Worst possible news for anyone that actually wanted them to reboot this. Legitimately worse than it never happening. Fuck this cunt, he is fucking awful.

>>212892835 (OP)
its been 13 years?

>>212892835 (OP)
Why won't they just get Garland if they're determined the reboot it? He wrote it and reputedly did most of the direction during the production. Is he just not interested? It seems such an obvious move.

>>212892835 (OP)
>AC/DC's Dirty Deeds plays in the background
>Dredd shoots a criminals leg clean off
>Dredd's police sidekick: "Erhm, that's definitely a violation of some code"

>>212892835 (OP)
Fuck yes. Finally something faithful to the comic. I want it to be about the Big Boing.

>>212892835 (OP)
We need to find the asshole that wished upon the monkey's paw and sacrifice him on an altaer made of bananas to reverse this curse.

>casts himself as fergee

>>212892963
It's only been 13 years, bro.

>>212892835 (OP)
Nothing good has ever come from the that Zika baby except thomasin mckenzie

where should it be set?

>>212892835 (OP)
>sci-fi
>cult classic
>Taika Waititi
Besides handwaving an injury and having a gun with more than one bullet, there wasn't much Sci-Fi.
Investors should see the words "Cult Classic" and realise that means "Brave" or "Courageous".
Early life section.

I also thought that the 2012 film was one of many reasons why modernity doesn't understand Judge Dredd.

>>212892963
>when I want Dredd, I actually want a hot woman
Coombrain. Begone.

>>212893179
I also didn't like IDW's take on Dredd.

>>212893532
>monkey's paw
>get a faithful recreation of the Dredd comics
>it's the one that ripped off the 50ft Woman who falls on Dredd and breaks all his bones
>and it's combined with the one where he becomes a werewolf to fill out the required 90 minutes

>>212894392
East Meg 2 because it'll just be a diverse multicultural melting pot where American accented blacks are oppressed and we'll pretend it makes sense.

>>212892835 (OP)
>classic

>>212894392
UK would be interesting.
>BEING WHITE IN PUBLIC
>HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

>>212892835 (OP)
please make this happen, so sick of you judge jredd fucks always shitting on the stallone version, gert over it

>>212892925
sounds kinda jewish.

>>212892925
Apparently there’s a bunch of Jews in new zieland

>>212894639
>I also didn't like IDW's take on Dredd.
Americans tend not to be good at writing Judge Dredd. Don't ask me why. Maybe because they either try to make him a hero, or a full on bad guy, which is just wrong.

>>212892835 (OP)
Well, it would finally make Stallone Dredd the second best instead of worst.

>>212895750
That and lecturing. Constant lecturing. And making Dredd more of a lackey than a protagonist.

WE’RE FUCKING BACK ANDERSONCHADS

>>212892835 (OP)
>Dredd 2012
>classic
wtf

>>212892835 (OP)
if you thought rob sneider was annyoing wait till certain taika selfinsert

>>212896147
judge booba

>>212896147

>>212896147
That was 2012. She's thirteen years older now.

>>212896426
He’ll probably cast his wife, Rita Ora, as Anderson.

>>212895750
I think its because someone attempting to create order out of chaos is instinctively considered authoritarian to the American mind.

>>212892835 (OP)
>Karl Urban's 13 year old sci fi cult classic

>>212896458
Where?

>>212897438
I think she has leaks

>>212896732
Even the origins of Judge Dredd were from from a rather delusional 1970s/80s libertarian mindset where the establishment of an authoritarian police state was so unthinkably abhorrently nightmarish that it could only be perceived as the protagonist in the form of outlandish comedic parody.

But that's a rather sheltered and privileged view to have, in the scheme of things, which can only be born from people who live in societies of unusual safety.
The people of El Salvador, for example, were rather happy with the implementation of an authoritarian police state since dozens of them were being fucking skinned alive by savage criminals on a daily basis.

It reminds me of the Benjamin Franklin quote
>Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety
Which has an admirable sentiment and made sense in the context of the society he was living in but is ultimately rather naive if you try to apply it universally. It fails to appreciate just how bad things can get. Especially when population density starts getting high and there's nowhere else to go.

>>212896147
she walled though...

>>212892835 (OP)
Why does this kike still use his little fake Hawaiin name?

>>212892835 (OP)
More like fuck, yes.

>>212892835 (OP)
Expect unfunny humour, faggotry and male nudity.

>>212901012
It still tricks the normies.

>>212896147
A Negro will fuck her for real this time.

He really shouldn't be given the keys to any IP anymore. Not after Love & Thunder. Thankfully he gave up on Star Wars but I'd rather him add to that mess than fuck up Dredd. He needs to just stick to his own quirky shit.

>>212901216
He needs to go back to new zeland and suck start a shotgun

>>212892835 (OP)
Another one-trick pony like Gunn who is incapable of making anything outside of zany ensemble movies.

it'll complete the trilogy
dredd 2 was way too gory.

>>212900322
>Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety
The issue with that statement is that it was made on a time when you had the essential liberty to hang any and all subhumans who even remotely tried to break the NPA. It applied then, and it could apply now if it wasn't for all the shenanigans imposed on us by a government hell-bent on keeping its populace afraid and unsafe.

>That was 2012. She's thirteen years older now.
>she walled though...

>>212900990

>>212901737
Well that's true. The problem with criminality is that a truly libertarian state can only deal with it, if it's libertarian from the beginning and able to nip it in the bud as it arises.
A citizen posse can easily maintain order when the crime is just one fucko trying to peddle heroin to schoolkids on the streetcorner or something.
The problem arises with states that have maintained 'due process' as well as anti-vigilantism to the point where criminal enterprises reach massive presence and penetration over society. Once it reaches that point, even if you do revert to 'full libertarianism now' it's not going to help.

You live in a town that's terrorised by a drug cartel. They take money from who they want. They kill anyone who speaks against them. Sometimes the state might arrest one of them, but if anyone in town testifies against them or provides evidence against them, that person and their entire family will get slaughtered by the rest of the gang. So the 'due process and fair laws and innocent until proven guilty' system fails.
Even if every citizen in town was suddenly relieved of all laws, perfect libertarianism was established and guns fell into their hands from above, it's still very doubtful they'd be able and willing to kill the cartel themselves. Not when it's them and their families who are going to be getting killed in return. They live in terror.

The only option at that point to solve the problem is authoritarian police state, what is effectively military action. No more innocent until proven guilty. The problem has gotten so bad that it needs to be excised regardless of the moral cost to 'free democratic principles'. That's how Mussolini eradicated the Mafia and that's how El Salvador destroyed the gangs, in very short order.

Obviously the real moral of the story is that we should never let society degrade to such a dire position in the first place. But that's exactly where soft touch semi-authoritarian anarcho-tyranny is taking us.

>>212894392
>Euro City
BRAVO NOLAN

>>212892835 (OP)
The Karl Urban movie is peak reddit.

>>212892963
Taika Waititi

Shant be watching.

It's too bad because on older Karl Urban would look more comics accurate. What a waste.

>>212892835 (OP)
Is he able to do grim? Because all his movies are light hearted at best, absolute shit comedy at worse.

>reboot
why are they even mentioning the 2012 movie, wouldn't fans of it be mad?

>>212892835 (OP)
Why wouldn't he? Wouldn't be the first time he raped a 13 year old.

>>212902106
Kino milf look.

>>212892835 (OP)
monkey paw. they know there's an audience for something, with a fanbase they hate, and they pick it up so they can subvert and ruin it, on purpose.

>>212892835 (OP)
>ey bru, that's illego innit?

>>212903036
You retards are really clueless about the business. It's a business first of all. And they reboot these things to keep the IP license alive. It's not a difficult concept. They don't care if it's good. But they'd rather attempt a movie then lose the rights to it.

>>212904980
Fucking this right here. Taika was in record that he hated the Thor comic. Zero doubt it's the same with Dredd.

>>212892891
If he is a maori, why is his last name cohen, and why does he use waititi instead?

>>212893074
He did a bad job with the first attempt. Though I think he'd get a better budget now to do a proper version. He seems as bad a choice as Taika based on previous work. Charlie Brooker or Neil Boomclap seem more in line, but they seem to turn everything promising to crap.

>>212906464
crypsis

>>212906529
give it to David Ayer, he does good gritty cop movies and even a couple of capeshit with cops (Suicide Squad, Bright)

>>212892835 (OP)
>yup that's me
>I bet you're wondering how I got here

>>212892835 (OP)
He's going to adapt the day the law died just fucking watch...

>>212906464
>Random New Zealander gets fast tracked to Hollywood elite.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

>>212906529
Garland is waking kino and is the official director of /tv/ until the Odyssey comes out and Nolan takes his title back if it doesn't suck.

>>212892835 (OP)

>>212892925
Oy vey, don't point out that one of the only two major New Zeland directors is actually Jewish. Even though they make up 0.2% of the population of the country.

>>212900322
I always looked at Dredd as a reverse-dystopia. The most common dystopian stories are about some evil authoritarian power trying to control everyone's lives and only a small group of plucky, young rebels can defeat it. But, a dystopia can be the opposite. A world where all order, predictability, and standards is destroyed under a wild mass of anarchic chaos. And the heroes are a small group attempting to maintain some semblance of order.

As you say, the first story if born of a privilege, the second is a reality. It reminds me of a quote
>“You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists”

>>212894204

>>212892835 (OP)
>subversive jew about to ruin Dredd
Hitler really was right

>>212892835 (OP)
"We feel like the last film was really sort of frat-boy coded and want to try something better for the New Audience™. No more blondes for instance, it's not 1950 anymore."

>>212908029
Thats a cool quote. For anyone interested, I looked it up. Its from a novel called The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare by GK Chesterton.

>>212908029
That's very true. When it comes right down to it there's only one core motivation for wanting to be governed at all. Peace & Security. Because the proles actually need that to survive. All the way back to organising into tribes and having chieftains.
The wealthy elite can afford their own security so for them governance is nothing but a tool to get more of what they want. If anarchy serves their purposes, it's no skin off their nose to make it happen.
In places of lawlessness it was always the working men setting up posses to kill the local rapist. Never the mine owner.

>>212908029
Yeah in the 2012 movie Dredd says they can respond to 6% of major crimes. With everyone they have working the street. That's not a police state, that's a dying form of governance just barely able to keep the fractured mess of a society together. Though the Judges seem to be presented as more on top of things in the comics.

>>212908029

Yeah the movie Elysium is like that too.

>>212892835 (OP)
>2012 was 13 years ago

>>212892835 (OP)
No Urban no care.

I'll just wait a couple of years and make my own sloppa Dredd movie and be content with that.

>>212910126
Anne Hersheyway lol

>>212892891
>>212892925
>212901012
>212906464
>212906570
>212906818

>david cohen genocides trillions of goys by making capeshit film
>gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences
>live to a tender old age and passes peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.
>meanwhile, thousands of palestinians die screaming daily
where is allah?

>>212909646
Hitler is dead and lost, just like thousands of palestinians die daily as jews laugh

>>212910017
>Though the Judges seem to be presented as more on top of things in the comics.
I got that impression from the comics as well. I think I like that more than the 2012 collapsing government.
>>212910075
Thats interesting. I never did see it. I wish more "dystopians" tackled that concept.

>>212910307
You should also check out the movie Aeon Flux. It has an interesting take on a utopia/dystopia and the movie is it's own thing, unrelated to the great animated show which is far more surreal.

>>212892835 (OP)
jew

>>212910444
thousands of palestinians die screaming daily

>>212910126
Perfect face of sister of battle smut

>>212910289
AI is coming and it's going to be Mecha Hitler no matter how many times they try to nerf it.

>>212892835 (OP)
>here's your new judge bro

>>212896147
Death'd

>>212909646
Dredd exists in the same shared universe as a setting where the antagonist is the reincarnation of all the most evil people in history, and Hitler is one of them. This whoel comic was subversive

>>212910307
>I think I like that more than the 2012 collapsing government
Agreed, the comics leave it a bit more morally gray. If the Judges are successfully suppressing most forms of crime then you can make the argument that they're maybe being too authoritarian.
Whereas Dredd 2012? If 94% of major crimes still get off scott free even with everything the Judges are doing, no one could reasonably argue that they're going too far.

This is the only movie that nailed the humor and absurdity of the Dredd comics

>Dredd spots some rando, seemingly doing nothing and shouts at him
>He runs away, steals a vehicle, a gun, opens fire in a public space and holds a girl hostage until Dredd catches him
Still my favorite punchline in the series

>>212910658
Yah, and I think that comes from the fear of having a hero who is almost heroically authoritarian. A man stopping the collapse. I dont think audiences would like that.

>>212907591
it's cuz they're so smart!

I while back I read through all the Dredd stories and the oldest ones are clearly goofy satirical bits, but have a lot of heart. Around the early 90s onwards it starts to take itself seriously (like many comics did at the time) and there are some really longish "events" that are clearly meant to be read seriously and are plot heavy.
After it wrapped up that phase in the 00s it just lost a lot of the energy and feels very derivative and stock.

Either way the comic as a whole through all the progs runs the entire spectrum of total slapstick saturday morning cartoon hijinks to grimdark serious business scifi stuff.

>>212892891
>>212895544
>212901012
>212906464
>212906818
>taika cohen genocides a trillion goys with jokes
>gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences
>lives to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.
>meanwhile, thousands of Palestinians die screaming daily
Where is Allah?

>>212892835 (OP)
Who gives to these jeets money and power to do anything?