Thread 212892957

stop posting this, it scares the cum out of me

>>212892957 (OP)
>guy wants to be loyal to his wife and kids
>cumbrains on /tv/: NOOOOOOOO HOW DARE HE RESIST

>>212893098
He is literally tied up and they are coming onto him, I think he can just accept the situation and realize that it's not his fault so he would still be loyal technically speaking.

what do you think Keanu had to do to deserve this? This is like the opposite of a humiliation ritual

>>212893136
Gratification Ceremony?

>>212892987
>Nooooo dont rub your sexy high schoolgirl socks in my face, oh god no!!!!

>>212892957 (OP)
how did he get tied up to begin with haha
back when i went to school these two obese black girls grabbed my crotch. i didnt realize until years later that i got sexually assaulted and should have reported them

>>212893098
his kids don't care that their father is getting some ass on the side

>>212893134
>he should just roll over and accept his fate
zoomer males are an embarrassment

>>212893134
>technically speaking
jewish games, always trying to trick god.

>>212893221
He clearly cant roll over you blind imbecile

>>212893207
and that makes infidelity okay, got it.

*Ominous music starts playing*

>>212893266
>dumb ESL doesn't understand what "roll over" means
I hate sharing a website with you brown thirdies

>>212893313
You cant roll over if your arms are tied to the bed retard you would still be facing the same way

>>212893275
?
just invite ur wife to a three some

>>212893630
>doubling down on his cluelessness
get a clue, rajesh

>>212893680
>threesome
Degenerate jewish meme. Stop watching so much porn.

>the girls take video of Keanu screaming in agony buried from the neck down
>the implication of the scene is that everyone will know he's cheating on his wife
?

>>212893839
ok nerd lol

It is if you're gay

>>212893774
>Noooo I meant figuratively!!

I know retard

>>212893290
>From the sick, twisted, imagination of Eli Roth

>>212893136
He was the one demanding they make it.
He literally refused to take any roles before they made knock knock.
The guy is even more perverted than Tarantino

>>212893911
ok cumbrain lol

>>212893939
>nooooo i was only pretending to be retarded!!
OK retard

>>212894076
The other girl was the director's wife. Keanu forced him to cast her because he got off on the cuck angle. What a sick dog.

>>212893290
is this before or after the scene where he's resisting

>>212894218
call me crazy but the other chick was hotter than Ana

>>212894071
kek

>>212894155
Not my fault the joke flies over your head, are you autistic or something?

>>212894286
Yes

>>212894810
>pretend to be retarded
>get called a retard
>nooooo how dare you

>>212894218
B A S E D
K E A N U

The original is a billion times better. Seymour Cassel, son,

legitimately: what is the point of the movie? whats the message / theme? to this day i still dont get why this movie exists

DON'T SHIT IN MY MOUTH!!

>>212895118
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>>212895397
It was a humiliation ritual. It was just Keano's turn

>>212895397
>to this day i still dont get why this movie exists

>Knock Knock is a 2015 thriller film directed by Eli Roth, who also co-wrote the script
>The film stars Keanu Reeves, Lorenza Izzo and Ana de Armas
>On November 8, 2014, Izzo married American actor and director Eli Roth on the beach of Zapallar, Chile
>Roth was born the middle of three sons in Newton, Massachusetts, to Sheldon Roth, a psychiatrist/psychoanalyst
>Roth was raised Jewish

>>212894460
She is, and she is even hotter in green inferno

>NO!
>NO!
>MY CUM SHOULD ONLY BE IN MY WIFE'S WOMB!
>DON'T MAKE ME CREAMPIE YOU!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>212895452
I accept your concession

>>212895882
>WAIT WHAT IF YOU GET PREGNANT?
>I CANT FINANCIAL PROVIDE FOR THAT MANY KIDS IN THIS ECONOMY NOOOO

>>212892987
>OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE KEEP YOUR TINY TIGHT YOUNG BARELY LEGAL PUSSY AWAY FROM ME NOOOOO PLEASE GOD THIS IS HELL!!!!!!!!!

>>212893182
Kek

>>212892957 (OP)
This would give me PTSD I hate human contact.

>>212893015
top kek

>>212892957 (OP)
>AAAAAAAAA THEY IMPLIED THEY WERE 17 EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE 29 AAAAA I MUST GET BLACKMAILED AND DIE OVER THAT

When I was a kid I literally jerked off to the Wikipedia synopsis of this movie

>>212897511
why would you admit to this?

>>212892957 (OP)
Yeah, imagine being blackmailed for fucking two minors you moron

>>212892957 (OP)
Imagine there's an 1980s version of 'Knock Knock' with Phoebe Cates playing Lorenza Izzo's role and Jennifer Jason Leigh playing Ana de Armas' role.

>>212897637
Idk its an anonymous imageboard

>>212895214
>17 years, 365 days
>365 days

Guys I'm at work and this shit is making me laugh too hard gotta abandon thread srry

>>212892987
I couldn't sleep properly for years after watching this movie. I would just wake up in a cold sweat after having a nightmare about being repeatedly raped by two beautiful teenage girls.

>>212893098
>>guy wants to be loyal to his wife
This is after he already cheated on her though. That's why they're doing this to him.

>>212892987
>NOOOOOOO I'M TRYING TO OBTAIN WIZARD POWERS
>DONT TAKE MY VIRGINITY!!!!!!!!

>>212892957 (OP)
hes only acting like that because they were recording and good thing too because they somehow managed to release it in theaters for the entire world to see how loyal he is to his wife