>Main character: god my life sucks, i've not had sex for 5 MONTHS!!

>>212894626 (OP)
I hate overly dramatic dystopian films, that cound never happen

literally me

I can't hold a relationship to save my life

>>212894626 (OP)
If you have a constant in your life and lose it, it’ll take time to adapt. Most posters here melted down without 2 weeks of 4chan

>>212894626 (OP)
try 6 years asshole!

>>212894807
>Most posters here melted down without 2 weeks of 4chan
source?

>>212894829
you need to hire a hooker

>>212896906
I tried but your mom is booked through the end of the year LOL

>>212894626 (OP)
Its been 3 years for me

>>212894626 (OP)
November 2017

>>212894626 (OP)
try 32 year old virgin with porn addiction

Normalninjers really put their private parts together and just pretend that shit doesn’t happen between them when they’re out socializing with other people????

AND I’M THE CRAZY ONE?!?!

i haven't had sex in 2 weeks and 2 days and it's hurting me

My libido is gone and has been gone for years
I jerk off maybe once a month

>>212894626 (OP)
>i've not had
IS HE BRITISH?

OI'VE NOT AD

I haven't had sex in 14 years. I'd be shit in a relationship because I've been alone too long, and I'm too frightened of diseases to do a one night stand or go to a hooker. I'll be alone for the rest of my life and I've accepted it, which wouldn't be so bad if sex wasn't identical to crack. You can be clean for years, but the need to do it again NEVER leaves you.

7 years here. I used to get it on the regular. COVID fucked me up. I finished college on Zoom, my old job went remote and my new job is 100% remote. Not handsome enough for Tinder/IG either. It's literally and absolutely over.

>>212898332
yeah its not so bad. there are other things in life

Well I should know by now that it's just a spasm
Like a Sunday in TJ, that it's cheap but it's not free
And that I'm not what I used to be, and that love's not a game for three

>>212894626 (OP)
in a sex and porn addicted culture, even one day without sex seems like an eternity. it's no different than drug addiction

>>212898371
I'm also a mild alcoholic too, and that's much easier to deal with.

>>212896790
I miss this so much

Women are just fucking awful, cheating, lying whores no matter what. There's no point.

>>212894626 (OP)
I'm at 18 months and I feel like a virgin again.

>>212898459
Unfortunately this is true.

>>212894626 (OP)
>Ex gf asks me to show up to her place to play some Red Dead Redemption
>Show up expecting a beer while I watch her try to get all the high level animal pelts
>Instead we end up having sex
????????
WTF

>>212898370
Go out and socialize you fucking FOOL

I'm a 28 year old kissless virgin and I currently have an appointment set up for 5 days from now where I'm gonna pay a woman $250 to cuddle with me for 2.5 hours

Heh, no one replied to my post because you’re all in on the lie. No I won’t say which post, should be obvious.

>>212898332
>>212898429
Literally me. I think we're pretty typical though. Pre 2016ish I had many gf/partners and it was pretty easy. Over the next 10 years I asked out tons of chick's did the online app thing and got zero, not a single date in 10 years. I don't know what happened but I can tell you when. I'm in better shape now too.
Acceptance is based now that I've embraced it. I go on vacations and play in 2 bands and just drink and go to work but it's liberating to not give a fuck anymore.

>>212898734
Women only call up ex boyfriends for sex or simp validation. If she invites you over it's sex, if she says she is busy it's validation. Burn this into your brains

>>212898917
>>212897729
It's because your post doesn't track, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about. Try using real words.

>series features main character who is so addicted to porn he no longer finds women outside attractive and has resigned himself completely

>>212899298
Newfog whydoncha tryta guess instead of acting like a different language is being spoken

>>212899399
>This summer, the greatest philosophical work of a millennium, a triumph of the human spirit and the soul of modern thought "Plato's Goon Cave"
>pre-sale starts Sept 1, no single tickets allowed.

>>212899482
It's not the words, it's that your point is vague and doesn't track, nobody knows what your point is?
>people have sex and then go out in public and talk to other people that they could also potentially have sex with??
Yes and yes you are the crazy one.

>>212898734
hey uh, let me get her number bro. I wouldn't mind playing some Red Dead Redemption if you know what I'm saying

>>212901016
xDDDD i do know what you're saying xD sex hahahahehehehe XDDD

>t. Luigi Mangione

>>212898851
>e I'm gonna pay a woman $250 to cuddle with me for 2.5 hours
bro

>>212901510
Hope she actually does it. I paid an escort to come over and she wouldn't let me touch her even to rub her shoulders. I'm that ugly I guess. Kicked her out after a half hour. Waste of a hundred bucks

>>212901570
She knows what I look like and does exclusively this for a living

>>212898851
Idk why prostitution isn't legalized and regulated.

>>212894807
normies can't browse here for 5 minutes without getting sick of it. I wish I had their brains

>>212901570
hundred dollar whores are pump and dumps
that's what they expect and that's what they want

>>212894626 (OP)
literally friends

>>212896822
Me

At least you guys have experienced sex. Count your blessings.

>>212903233
it's overrated if it isn't love making, desu

>>212902843
Not it my case.

>>212904246
yeah?
hundred dollar whores are supposed to offer GFE where you are?

>>212904444
Nice quads.
And she was a 200 dollar escort that I kicked out after about an hour so I gave her 100 so her pimp or whatever didn't steal my stuff (I have expensive things at my place). Have no clue way gfe is and she was disturbed by my appearance and or demeanor and asked to leave.

>>212904631
well where I am 100 bucks barely gets you a toothless crackhead and 200 gets you bareback with a frumpy chink at a rub-n-tug and both would prefer to do all the touching and the touching only being on the dick
~$600 is the starting price of whores you can be a bit sensual with

>>212905028
And GFE means?

It honestly become more annoying after you have it for the first time and start counting.
>t. had sex for the first time at 25 and am now on a 2 year 5 month dry run

i could have sex with this 65 year old granny, again. but i just dont care too much i guess my libido is gone.

>>212905233
girlfriend experience
basically means fucking more like a lover than a living sexdoll
kissing and foreplay and shit

>>212894626 (OP)
7 months to be exact, feels like shit.

>>212905395
You'd think that would be worth more. Non autistic people really must live in a student world I'll never understand

>>212898271
Good for you! I think I'll be haunted by desire my whole life. I wish I was asexual
>>212898945
Shit are you me? 2016 was the last time I had a woman in my life. These days all I fucking do is pine.

>>212905511
*different
Not student

5 years here lads. Generally numb to it but there is the occasional momentof intense frustration

>>212905526
Yeah we're the same brother. Like I said, I think this is pretty typical. Even escorts refuse to fuck me now. World really changed, I know what 80yr is people feel like at 30. And like the 80yr old I share the same fate, being alone and doing the same thing everyday until I die.

>>212898332
>>212898945
fellow 2016 sex havers, I too have gone without for exactly that long. My biggest fear keeping me from doing it again besides generally not getting along with people is becoming addicted to sex again, the first few months without fucking were horrible, literally all I could think about.

>>212898734
>high level animal pelts
thank fuck for that cougar farming spot in the mountains, but the bird farming in this game can fuck off though

>>212905511
I guess whores don't value intimacy
and I'm on the higher end of harlot pilrices, apparently
euro hookers are like half of that cost and you get more AND they look better
at least that's what other anons tell me on here over the years

>Main character: god my life sucks, i've not had sex since Judge Dredd was in theaters. I really wish they'd make a sequel!!

>>212905853
You're missing the point of the conversation.
Go goon for awhile or something, just don't chime in anymore

I will probably never know what cumming inside a girl feels like.

>>212906204
nah I'll chime in all I want, ty for your valuable input though anon. If you want to have muh private conversations you could always transition to discord though.

>>212905921
I think they are afraid and incapable of intimacy hence the whoreness.
>They don't let you kiss them on the mouth
Is a thing for a reason. I'm not really interested in getting a hooker, but thanks for the you, I'm more interested in what the fuck happened to women in the last 10 years that made prostitutes not even fuck anymore.

>>212906302
Okay, I was harsh, but whining about sex addiction on an incel board was bound to get a negative reaction. Most of these anons have never even been on a date.
Why do you think you can't get a date even nowadays?

>>212906304
>They don't let you kiss them on the mouth
that's what paying extra for the GFE is for
>I'm more interested in what the fuck happened to women in the last 10 years that made prostitutes not even fuck anymore
look at twitch
girls realized they don't even have to get naked anymore to prostitute themselves for money, let alone actually fuck
the real problem is the enablers AKA simps

>>212906726
Yeah, I guess they learned how pathetic most guys are. I do blame men equally.
I thought you said gfe was cheaper?

>>212906381
>sex addiction
I might have worded it wrong, I meant that after having been in a series of relationship in college, you get addicted to having sex regularly. Going celibate after that is what I imagine sex addiction is like, only lasted a few months but it was horrible. I'm not boasting about having a sex addiction or even having sex easily lol, I mostly lucked into any sex I had in life.
>>212906381
>can't get a date
More like too afraid to even try, have too many things working against me IRL on top of not having sex for so long. I went on a few dates last year but felt like there was a huge gap between our personalities and wants. The appeal of having a gf just for sex isn't compelling like it was in college, I don't see the point if I'm not interested in the person. There are very few women I've met who I would consider seriously, not because of high expectations but just incompatibility. I have 5 years of NEETing in me, any use of my time is automatically compared in my mind to how satisfying it was just having no responsibilities to any job or anyone.

Anyways I could go on but this isn't skyblog.

>>212906381
>but whining about sex addiction on an incel board was bound to get a negative reaction.
I was about to say this isn't an incel board, but then I remembered which board I was on. That being said, sex addiction isn't real, at least not in the way it's portrayed, as I stated in my earlier post you will be addicted to sex in the same way you'll be addicted to crack and that desire will NEVER fully leave you, but the desire to have copious amounts of sex is not the issue, it's the lack of viable opportunity. The second they figure out the cure to herpes, HIV, and AIDS, I will be running through women like I'm Nega-Jason Voorhees. Really communicable diseases and pregnancy are the only problem with casual sex.

>>212906218
with a condom on, like a waste of time
without a condom on with a meaningless fling, the next time you're rubbing one out squeeze your dick as you're nutting
now, doing bareback with a girl that you have feelings for and is asking you to bust your load inside of her is something I've not experienced but I imagine it's euphoric

>>212906811
no that's not what I meant if that's how you read it
GFE is like extra from what I see
anywhere from ~$50-$200/hr
which I guess is still cheap if you put value on intimacy

>>212894626 (OP)
I haven’t had sexual intercourse since the spring of 2018 and I plan to keep it that way

>>212894807
No I didn't, I went to the sharty and made fun of them for being dweebs who worshipped old pedo culture without realizing it while claiming to hate pedos, but also posted "TOTAL 4CHAN DEATH" on there like at least five times a day
And I also took advantage of their more modern vichan style file attachment to upload thousands of pics of women peeing on their temporarily opened porn board while their newfags spammed the catalog trying to stop me.
It was mid fr fr long but so is 4chud

>>212908230
you need to fix that or you could go insane

>>212894626 (OP)
ive never experienced sex and probably will never get the privilege
t. 36 year old, 400+lb death feeder virgin

>>212907106
My ex gf wanted me to get her pregnant during coitus and let me tell you, hearing her saying that mid coitus in the missionary position was the biggest fucking trip of my life

>>212908351
This. It makes it like 10x better

>>212894626 (OP)
>character is in his mid 20s
>parents tease him about being single every time they see him but still think he'll get a GF any day now
>they don't know he has no social life, no friends and lost all ability and desire to form relationships years ago
Pretty unrealistic, really wish Hollywood would stop using this trope

Over the years I've spent thousands of dollars on custom erotica stories that specifically appeal to my sensibilities/fetishes. I sort of see it as money I would've otherwise spent on a hypothetical gf so I'm okay with it.

>>212908423
>anon give me a baby


FUCK PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

I'm probably gonna pay $1,500 usd to lose my virginity to a high end escort next year before I turn 30.

I'll have to hope to hell I don't get an incurable STD because I have OCD and I'll go insane over that.

I will literally be having my first kiss with a prostitute minutes before losing my virginity in the same hour.

The only opportunities I've had for sex have been with fat girls on tinder that I wasn't in a relationship with anyway.

So, my realistic options are:

1. Awkward first sex pretending I'm not a totally inexperienced virgin in my late 20s with a fat girl I'm not attracted to at all
2. Pay $1,500 to an attractive high-end hooker, one of the ones who advertises she's willing to work with disabilities, tell her I'm a virgin and let her guide the whole thing
3. Don't do that and reach 40 as a virgin and have my dick stop working without ever having had sex

Think I have to go with option 2 to minimize regret

>>212894807
When 4chan died I was a lot happier I only wanted it to come back to spite the smarmy "good riddance!!" leftist articles

>>212908636
Why do you care so much? You'll be disgusted with yourself for life if you pay a hooker.

>>212896790
This could be the end of me

>>212908805
How am I gonna feel reaching 50 and then 60 and then getting a terminal disease, all while still being a virgin?

If I can't get with a girl I find attractive without paying, paying is the next best thing

>>212908636
desu, losing your virginity isn’t that big of a deal. When it happened to me I was just like “well that happened”. The best part about sexual intercourse is doing it with somebody you love and all that gay shit. You’re better off just jerking off to get any sexual pleasure rather than getting a hooker.

All the anons saying the best part is when your partner wants to get pregnant from you are 100% correct and that will not happen with a hooker.

although seeing big ol titties in real life is pretty based too

I don't know about "porn addiction" I have porn convenience. I could have sex if I really put effort into it, but I just don't truly believe it to be worth it. Attractive women are more trouble they are worth and women I'm not attracted to are not even worth it.
I crank it like the world is fucking ending and I cum so fucking hard, I don't see why make any effort for anything else.
I'm sure sex is even better, but I'm very satisfied.

>>212908875
Your mind is warped by sitcoms.

>>212908904
Matter of fact, I crank it so hard, you'd think I'm the one ending the world.

>>212896790
I had sex but never done this...wish I could

>>212908805
Not him but as someone considering the same thing I think whatever shame there's going to be is going to be massively dwarfed by regret when you hit 50 and realized you basically wasted your dick
Fucking hookers is only shameful in the first place because of women saying so because it gives them power over men. No one gave a shit for 99% of human civilization's existence.

>>212906867
Okay, you're literally me as well. Glad you explained, both anons you replied to were me btw if you didn't know.

>>212908169
>that's what paying extra for the GFE is for
I get it now after rereading.

>>212908933
Yeah it's a real sitcom fairytale to pay for sex instead of dying a virgin. What are you talking about?

>>212898851
Gigachad. Go live your life king.
>>212902484
Because society can't handle 1. Women having agency and being responsible for the choices they make 2. Giving men control over their own sexuality. Not in the top 1% physique? You should be castrated.

>>212909169
I say this as an unattractive man but it really feels like women truly loathe unattractive men on a primal level. Like our existence disgusts them.

>>212909088
Sitcom watching goyim cattle think that sex is everything and you sound like you fell for it. The idea that being a male virgin is bad is literally something that feminists came up with.
Men who do not have sex are not failures.

>>212909306
Absolutely true. In their ideal world, the bottom 99% would be castrated and made to wear invisibility cloaks whilst doing all the work upholding society whereas the top 1% has all the sex.

Whilst most women feel this on a subconscious level, a good chunk of them feel it on a conscious level. Feminism has done irreparable damage to them.

>>212909306
Unfortunately it does. We have zero value unless we have assets they can possibly manipulate. It's a war... they feel oppression and want to be liberated. Problem is, they have no fucking clue what to do when they are. Like the dog chasing cars, they have zero direction, they just do what feels right to them and doing average guys ain't it. It's gonna be a fun century. Women will take over in this century and then we will die out... unless men be men again. But simps won't let that happen so.... yeah. Enjoy the decline

>>212909492
It's insane they feel oppressed while being handed life on a silver platter. EVERYTHING in life is designed to cater to them yet their complaining never ceases.

>>212909471
This is just nature though. It's the exact same feeling as wanting a pure virgin girl. No man wants worn out women because they're undesirable. So why would women want undesirable men?

>>212909580
I have no qualms with appealing to nature. The only difference is women are celebrated when they want to follow their nature but most men are chastised for wanting to follow theirs.

>>212909556
They feel oppression. Women feel first then think how to manipulate everyone into feeling the same way.
Men think first and worry about feelings later. It's a lesson in the future women will learn at great cost... and by the time they learn it, it will be to late.
Grab some popcorn cuz simps gonna simp

>>212896952
Making mom jokes in the current year is not your ticket into a woman's pants, anon, not to say her heart.

>>212909387
>Men who do not have sex are not failures.
Keep telling yourself that. Procreation is literally the purpose to all life. If you can't have sex you can't procreate, if you're not able to have sex without paying for it, it's because you're failing at a basic human function.

>>212909580
>It's the exact same feeling as wanting a pure virgin girl
Kek no holy fuck no it isn't!

>>212909387
Men who have or at least in theory CAN have lots of sex are extremely successful in life.
>>212909639
They "feel" oppression because only the top 1% is visible to them. The bottom 99% is literally and I mean literally invisible to them.

They complain about how easily men have sex and have multiple women in their roster - because they only see the tall handsome player sleeping around. The dozens of incels and virgins do not register in their brains.

They complain about how easy men have it at the job market - because they only see the doctors, lawyers and engineers. The soldiers, plumbers, mechanics, builders etc are completely invisible to them.

They basically extrapolate the privilege of the top 1% and project it onto the remaining 99%.

>>212909787
Preaching to the choir man. Liked how you phrased a few things there. I already know....unfortunately.
So what can we do? Just drink till we die? Hit on women who hate us and get ostracized? Join mgtow?
Myself I'm learning to live life without them, it's surprising how easy it is once you give up. We're the undesirables on an evolutionary standpoint and we're gonna be gone really soon. We won't get to see how that works out for women but we'll be the right at least. Unfortunately it won't be realized for hundreds of years and maybe never

>>212908636
high end prostitutes usually screen themselves for STDs and sometimes ask their clients to screen themselves for STDs and sent results
unfortunately sometimes they also screen their would-be clients as far as employment and reviews from other prostitutes you've seen because they are paranoid about getting psycho killers
but that's not every single one of them that does that

I paid to lose my money to a prozzie, even cuddled with her overnight
in the end it was nice to know what sex is like but I still feel like I haven't lost my virginity, like I haven't earned it
I'm still as starved for intimacy and affection as ever

>>212910066
I don't hold any fantasies of revenge or society crumbling because of women since it's unlikely to happen. Food and porn will keep men satiated instead of revolting.
>So what can we do? Just drink till we die? Hit on women who hate us and get ostracized? Join mgtow?
Live life to the fullest. In an ideal world, that would mean finding a virgin wife to share the rest of your life with. But we live far from an ideal world. So live life to the fullest under these circumstances. What fullest means in this context is up for interpretation. For me I just want to get fit and rich. For someone else it can mean pursuing their hobbies/special interests or caring for abandoned animals.
>Myself I'm learning to live life without them, it's surprising how easy it is once you give up.
Humans, especially men, are extremely adaptable to their circumstances. I think I'd seen a paper where they compared 2 groups of people - 1 group had just won the lottery and 1 group just had their legs amputated. Obviously the first group was very happy and the second was very sad. But when they asked them again after a year, their level of satisfaction was almost the same. Call it complacency or adaptability, fact is we can manage no matter what.
>We're the undesirables on an evolutionary standpoint and we're gonna be gone really soon. We won't get to see how that works out for women but we'll be the right at least.
I've stopped giving women any empathy. None of it. They are always responsible for their problems and no amount of crocodile tears is going to change it. Just make sure they don't manipulate you in any way to do their bidding. Ever since I've realized just how manipulative they are, I'm seeing it everywhere. Common phrases include
>you're not a REAL man
>you're gay
>you're an incel
etc etc. I'm not affected by these because it is a low IQ attempt to get me to agree with them or do things for them. Never again.

>>212894626 (OP)
haha same, I haven't had sex in at least 5 months

>>212910300
Why do you think you haven't earned it? What have men who lost their virginities the "normal" way done to earn it? If you're tall/handsome/rich/affluent, women will sleep with you. You think those men "earned" those things?

>>212910389
many of them were simply lucky
others put the work in to woo a couple of broads
but at the end of the day the difference between a girl that genuinely wants your dick vs wanting your paycheck is palpable

>>212910341
It's like you're speaking for me anon.
Based.
Hope we meet in the real world.

>>212910300
>I'm still as starved for intimacy and affection as ever
That's the crux of it. The sex act itself is pretty bland and boring. It's just base animal behavior. Doing it repeatedly with someone you have feelings for and they reciprocate is where it's at.

>>212910341
>>212910066
>I don't hold any fantasies of revenge or society crumbling because of women since it's unlikely to happen.
This is where we disagree a little because I think society will crumble with men looking the other way at their porn

The amount of dubs not being checked itt is appalling. So check these faggots

Try being married. I actively seek masturbation

>>212911019
AL, LET'S HAVE SEX!

>>212911145
See, son. She not even a person anymore

>>212910341
>I've stopped giving women any empathy. None of it. They are always responsible for their problems and no amount of crocodile tears is going to change it. Just make sure they don't manipulate you in any way to do their bidding. Ever since I've realized just how manipulative they are
This is what they call a truthful nuclear device.

>>212910300
>I paid to lose my money to a prozzie, even cuddled with her overnight in the end it was nice to know what sex is like but I still feel like I haven't lost my virginity, like I haven't earned it I'm still as starved for intimacy and affection as ever
Fuck me this made me feel. I'm sorry dude. But understand you have to be the go getter in women's lives. They don't want to be. They want you to tell them what to do. (Only if you're a Chad). Yeah true, Chad gets away with a lot but you have to be a fucking man and just say what you want, and if she doesn't want to then move on

I broke up with my ex in February. The last time we had sex was February 8. I haven't felt like fucking since we broke up. Not attracted to other people, zero desire. In fact I'm still in love with my ex and I'm pretty sure she is with me too, given the nature of things. Honestly it's very fucking stupid. But yeah. This is the longest I've gone without sex since I was a teenager.

>>212912393
Sorry buddy but your ex is being fucked by someone else maybe even before your broke up... you are going to have to accept that bro.
I'm sorry man I've been there

>>212912531
That is of course possible but I doubt it. We know the same people and they haven't reported anything. She also invites me to her house frequently and I even sleep over but we don't fuck because neither of us are really comfortable with it right now. If she were fucking someone else idk where she'd find the time or who she'd be doing it with.

>>212912777
Oh boy.
Been there as well. Make a move you idiot or leave.

>>212912777
Then she wants to fuck you retard!
Omg is this how dumb guys are? What do we have to do? Invite you to a family gathering where we could possibly sleep together??
Guys are stupid

I've never been on a date, asked a girl out, had sex, kissed, nothing. Never even been close to any of it. Went to normal schooling, attended college, still nothing. Lived in a major metropolitan area my entire life, nothing. I'm 32 now. I also have never moved out of my parents house, never gotten a real career, never even gotten a car. I really don't understand how it's possible for someone to just completely give up and not care at all about life for their entire existence like me.

>>212913047
You've got comfort and literally everyone envy's you.

>>212913208
life couldnt get any more miserable than this.

>>212909471
DO NOT let them make us invisible! we have a right to exist!