>random mechanic in 2Fast2Furious
>now an elite hacker that can hack into government mainframes and such
I mean I know the franchise went off the rails. But that still seems like a pretty big leap of a character change. Vin Diesel is still Vin Diesel. This guy is like a completely different character.

MOVE BITCH GET OUT DA WAY

Well kinda similar thing happened to Simon Pegg in the MI movies.
He was some random analyst with a desk job but then got upgraded and upgraded until he's the best hacker in the world that can do anything you need him to do in 5 seconds.
Ving Rhames kinda had the same arc.

they didn't really start as "mechanics" but the skill creep made them into superheroes basically

>>212895218 (OP)
he's a fucking snitch

You know what they say. "In the sun or up in the shade, on the top of my Escalade."

a granny-shifting buster like you wouldn't understand

>>212895218 (OP)
gets a pass because it knows it's schlock and so does everyone else.

Remember that Roman was supposed to be Brian’s child hood friend? But as soon as Vin Diesel confirmed his return to the franchise, Roman slowly got rewritten as a comedy duo with Tej and his past with Brian was all but forgotten?

>>212895218 (OP)
Every character in these movies has had unbelievable character arcs. The very last movie is going to have all of them piloting space ships.

It’s called growth, you should try it some time

>>212896201
Growth deez nutz nigga.

>>212895218 (OP)
>>212896031
you can see marvel heavily influenced this shit series after the 4th movie

the 5th movie just goes off the rails with the impossible physics (jumping the shark/etc) with that fucking vault

at least 4 was down to earth:
>mexican smugglers using racers to cross the border in the middle of the night
okay

five:
>our heroes are fugitives going into south america and accidentally stumble onto a CIA seizure of fancy cars of a brasilian mob boss; whom the heroes decide to steal all his money (while on his turf) while also evading CIA mercs sent to retrieve our heroes AND come up with a plan to tow a 20-ton metal vault with 2 honda sedans

oh COME ON

>>212896554
Fast Five is the best movie in the franchise, hands down

The first three kinos were intended for brown, asian and some black audiences. Paul Walker is the white guy that all beaners love.
By fast 5 they pivot to the white mainstream audience. The only way to make the mystery meat team appeal is by making them all superheros.

>>212896834
The type of people that need magical negroes and shit in their movies do not watch F&F.

based black music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc-E5WmYT4g

>>212896834
Are you on another planet? These movies haven't been domestic heavy since the second one. The last one's boxoffice was primarily from Asia and South America. What "white mainstream audience" exists in those markets?

>>212895428
i said forget about it cuh

>>212897697
It's over

>>212895318
>Ving Rhames kinda had the same arc
He was literally introduced in the first movie as the world's greatest hacker

>>212897697
>the half white-half black man in the middle
kek

>>212895218 (OP)
tech guy levelled up

>>212895218 (OP)
Nigga got too uppity for his afro now! Mmhmm...

>>212896620
>Fast Five is the best movie in the franchise, hands down
This.

>>212895218 (OP)
you can just prompt ai and it will tell you how to do mostly anything now

Why are anti F&F fags so pretentious and annoying? These are the same people that watch every capeshit release btw.

>>212895218 (OP)
I actually liked the direction they were taking it up until the 7th one
doing heists was honestly a good evolution of the formula. when they somehow all became government secret agents it just got stupid

>>212895218 (OP)
token nigger does stuff well for no reason and you're surprised? lol

>>212898146
>implying this is stupid

>>212895318
I hope the skill creep continues. I want to see Vin Diesel reach SSJ2 in the next movie and I want to see this guy hack into an alien mainframe with nanobots

>>212898069
Why do you pretend like the braindead audience isn't the same for Fast and Furious as for capeshit?

>>212898268
he's not token and literally everyone in the movie gets the same "upgrades" to their skillset

>>212898447
F&F is pure and unpretentious. Capeshitters are the ones that think they are too good for a wholesome unapologetic action movie.

>>212897697
It's not often you see a guy in a leather suit and it actually looks good.

ive unironically only watched the first one and enjoyed it. i was thinking of watching some more but i know how ridiculous it gets. although i have heard that the fourth or fifth are actually good

>>212898486
>>212898069
Youre right Anon, fuck them.
What bother me about them, is for some reason when they hate on FF movies they all love to say
>i liked the first 3 movies, those were good
i dont think they liked the first 3 movies either.

>Two dudes from the ghetto - in outer space.

>>212895218 (OP)
are those actually the same person or is this a shitpost? I can't tell

>>212899434
>I know nothing about pop music or pop movies

That's Ludacris. In both photos.

>>212899434

>>212899581
i know its ludicrous to say that theyre the same person, but are they really?

Does Tyrese and Ludacris still do music? I’m pretty sure Tyrese was never as big as Ludacris. But I wonder if their Fast and the Furious payday is more than they make releasing their own music today.

>>212895218 (OP)
he learned a skill instead of wasting his life on 4chan like you

>>212899194
there's Icons Unearthed: Fast & Furious, a mini series documentary it shows how the show started from an article and how they made the crazy stunts

>>212899600
In fairness MM didn't just shave the beard, he also lost a lot of weight. It looked like he was going through chemo or something.

>>212898273
all that action in 2min !!

>>212899194
Tokyo drift is pretty good and still grounded on reality. I didn't watch further from that so i assume it went of the rails after that one

>>212895218 (OP)
yep, mechanics are smart like that but they are lazy

>>212899676
Not sure about Tyrese but Ludacris still raps on occasion and he still does is amazingly well, guy could make a whole hit album today if he wanted, he's still got it. Even life long Hip-hop fans forget that he was massive, but it's fun when he pops back up as a feature.

>>212896031
they already went to space
you need to actually watch these movies before you can critique them

>>212898451
he is a token nigger from the evil buck breaking music industry, very few in the franchise do "hacking" shit and both are token niggers except ones a bitch

>>212900058
Which movie did they go to space? These things are genuinely starting to blend together with all of the spinoffs and shit. I think the last one I watched was fast 8 and then Hobbs and Shaw.

>>212900159
whichever one was the one where the guys from Tokyo Drift came back for extended cameos and were making that remote control rocket car. Tej and Roman later use that to go into space. If I remember correctly they were doing something with a satellite.
This might've been the first Charlize Theron one.

>>212898069
>>212898273
>>212898486
Just look at it like it's harrypotter or dnd type shit. They are automancers.
Shortcut. 1st level cantrip. The caster invokes the phrase "I know a shortcut" and is automatically aware of ever street or drivable area within a 2 mile radius, including their level of congestion.

>>212895218 (OP)
At least they gave him a job and personality....everyone else is just "I also like family and cars, Dom."

>>212900058
I still think they should have added time travel as someone rumored they would.

There is an important moment in timeline that gets retconned 3 times (lol) i think - death of Han . I'd have them time travel to that point and save Han that way, that would be the plot

>>212900220
5th level spell: "Summon Car"

>>212896201
I know a lot about growth, I have an inoperable one in my bowels. But you? The only thing you're growing is pathetic.

>>212900296
Han already didn't die at that time. They retconned it that CIA helped him escape into the Tokyo sewers or whatever.
Jesus Christ just watch these movies instead of talking about them for hours.

>>212900216
no, they go to space in f9, but thats definitely not the first charlize movie. the first charlize is ... i think 8. ye, its shaw in 7, and she's in 8.

>>212900216
lol okay I will amend my statement, the final Fast and Furious film will be a cross over movie with Transformers.

>>212895428
What do you want from HIIIIIIIM?

>>212900326
I know he didnt die. thats why i said they retconned it 3 times.
first retcon is that Shaw was the one behind his death
second retcon is that Charlize Theron is behind his death
third retcon is that he didnt actually die.

I know FF, im not some pleb.

whatever the final movie of the franchise ends up being, the title should be
>Fast&Furious: Family

>>212897805
Never seen the first 3. I've started at ghost protocol.

If you don't know anyone like this, I feel sorry for you

>>212897805
This is why I hate pegg and the other random idiots they keep adding. Luther and Ethan are mission impossible.

>>212900490
>final movie
the main actor died and this shit is still going strong. This franchise will literally never end.

why wasn't the phrase 'jumped the shark' ever replaced by 'launched a car full of niggers into space'?

>>212896620
i like furious 7 more. they turned everything up to 11

>>212901792
because going to space was a too self aware scene

>>212901792
lmao

>>212898069
jesus, this is dumb
I'm glad I'm not brown or I'd have to enjoy this shit

>>212895218 (OP)
vin diesel crushes concrete with his biceps now

>>212901721
It's running out of gas. Vin Diesel is almost 60 and fat. They'll inevitably try some garbo next-generation soft-reboot with kids, but audience interest is waning. The movies have clownish budgets and their boxoffice isn't justifying it anymore. The last one with Brian (Paul Walker) is the highest grossing. Diesel is claiming the next one ("the last one" ... for now) will bring him back, which shows the level of desperation they're hitting.

>>212901005
Just watch M:I 1 and your good to go.

>>212899121
Sit on it, FONZIE

>>212895325
> Keep my wife out of your damn movie... but please my god sweet jesus Diddy get her to your pedo-island

Car slop