>hands you some twigs and tells you to build a gorilla nest
how do you react?

I flip over his desk and rage like a huge butthurt faggot and ruin any future career prospects I may have had.

>>212903578
>future career prospects
Where?

One good thing came of this whole debacle. Harland is the new Norm. Sam's paradigm shift was so good and I check him out occasionally but everything else is such shit. I don't hate him though and admire the awkward gift but I'd sure like to see something that makes me laugh every couple months like 2070 did
So I have two requests
First Harland get a little edgier
Second Sam stop fucking around and make a classic

Talk about Jews and Indians to btfo him because he's a Hollywood liberal and I'm a based Chad

>>212903685
You think they made extreme peace for fun and not to shop around to streaming networks?

>>212903741
>Harland is the new Norm.
I don't where it was, but Harland was on some podcast talking about Norm, and when they met earlier in life and I felt like you could really see a bit of Norm in Harland.

I become a BIG MONKEY

>>212903578
This dude seriously believes it wasn't planned.

>>212904551
>Nick apologizing and offering to pay for the damage was a bit

>>212904579
You didn't get the joke. Why do think they edited in 10 different camera angles of it happening?

>>212904659
Same reason they edited out every single one of Sam's touring dates and where to find Extreme Peace

>>212904551
I think Harland editing out sams advertising so thoroughly is strong evidence that it went worse than they both expected. Sam begging Harland to go to his comedy show and then Harland saying yes while winking at the choir boys was funny. It made sam look pathetic. If it was planned, that part backfired.

>>212904697
Can't believe he brought anyone other than the central four there, and had potato pancake tits stand behind harland for some reason. Was the plan to brute storm hollywood? Gonna need better shock troopers for that then yes men zoomies.

>>212904733
>look at me, do you hate me?
>you so clazy

>>212904800
Its 100% a social engineering thing.
If you have a show and some dude who is power tripping hard also brings his 5 man goon squad, you're gonna be timid and in the back-foot.
Harland is so omega though that he doesn't give a shit, he's clearly not fighting for image and is cool letting Sam make a fucking retard out of himself

>>212904697
People have this thing called Google. He could have just nixed this whole episode.

>>212904800
He's a war daddy

>>212904659
bro RLM uses like 3 or 4 cameras and it's pre-recorded video, it's normal to have multiple cameras lmao

>>212904903
>people have this thing called Google
So Sam and the gang went on the Harland Highway podcast for..... No reason..... Because.... Google exists?
You lostboys are something else

>>212903578
That sounds stupid. No one would do that
oh wait

>>212904919
But why do this if it wasn't considered valuable content?

>>212904903
What's better advertising? Telling all 250k+ viewers dates of events or letting <10% search for it themselves? The searchers are obviously more likely to go but getting word out to more people is much better

>>212904994
but it is valuable look at the views

>>212904958
See you play the podcast and all someone has to do its say their name and they get hits

this podcast is too cringe. I could only watch a few minutes

>>212905051
>get hits
Get hits for what? Pictures of kids playing and birds? All anyone saw was a manbaby plugging nothing and ruining an expensive desk

>>212905040
If they fucking care they look them up.

>>212903741
It is weird to me how similar his comedy is to Norm, just with Tom Green's stylings mixed in.

>>212905098
Harland has a similar awkwardness handled where he's careful to not laugh at his own joke.
He does this "what's so funny" thing that kills me, like the joke about his sister dying in a thresher accident or Jack black fucking his housekeeper.

>>212905045
So obviously he knew that was the best thing that happened to him lately when it was happening.

>>212905173
that much is true, he was clearly very happy..which again kinda goes against the "faked" narrative, Harland wouldn't display his joy like that if it was planned

>>212905045
"Hyde and go freak"
From start to finish, I don't think sam will ever recover from this.

>>212905098
>Tom Green's stylings mixed in
so an obnoxious loud version of norm
they are all canadian

You can't convince me it's a bit. I'm sure Harland was stoked to get this kind of content at the expense of his expensive ass desk but ain't no way it was an all according to keikaku bit. Sam's baldheaded lackey gets all done up and Harland tells him to stop staring and he all butthurtedly goes "No I won't". It's not til Sam Fuck's everything up that everyone else starts calming the fuck down

How many kiwitrannies knew who Harland Williams was before this week. I’m pretty old and only knew him from that barenaked ladies video.

>>212905223
I wouldn't say obnoxious personally but when he wants to be annoying on purpose he leans really hard into it. There's an old standup set where he does a loud fucking velociraptor noise before he's even reached the punchline.

>>212903527 (OP)
I’d tell him to stop spamming this retarded forced meme and report it and plant herbs.
FUCK OFF TO SHARTY, SCHIZO.
(QRD? LLM AI says it’s you: how do you react? Why does make you mad?’)

>>212903527 (OP)
hit him with a double banger

>>212905337
In English this time, buddy, I don't speak Yiddish.

>>212905098
Harland is the opposite of Norm if you have any comedic sense. Harland is all punchline non sequiturs and norm is all set up with ironic absurdist punchlines.

>>212903578
I'd rape this retard in the gorilla nest.

I only remember him for delivering the line
>Well, I'm addicted to porn

I remember a movie scene with Harland where he whispers something to someone and burps into their ear and i can't remember what movie, not sure if it was him though but i am 95% sure.

>profusely apologizing and telling Harland you're inspired by him and "please come to my show tonight, please dude please, you promise"
Good joke....

>>212905546
sounds funny

>>212903527 (OP)
i have never seen this guy be funny in anything. I genuinely don't understand how he even has a career or who supports him.

>>212905721
He's our guy

how can i become like him

>>212903527 (OP)
i didn't get the joke but sam's raped reaction was funny

>>212903527 (OP)
I'd build a gorilla nest, and that's what no one did

>>212905721
He's a normal McDonald comedian you have to be intelligent to get it. Go watch lame gillis instead.

>>212905789
That's a very different response from "break the host's stuff." Are you sure you're ok in the head?

>>212905721
Np I’ll explain
>retard zoomers worship a grifter
>OP’s pic-related puts down the beast
>millennials rejoice
>zoomers seethe
You are here.

Sam constantly cutting in at the end to save face as Harland is trying to say "well that's the end of the show, my desks front legs are fucked" tells me everything I need to know

>>212904659
holy shit

>>212904697
so they were so obviously butthurt and mad to edit out whenever sam mentioned his shit but not butthurt and made to not even remove the shilling links to mde in the videos own description? you sound retarded.

I'd respond
>You silly ape, gorillas can't fly!
and improvise a hybrid monkey bird squawk, much to Harland's delight.

>>212906019
You so clazy

>>212905721
editing out everytime sam tried to promote his shit was funny

>>212906077
>Yeah were playing at the - BBZZZZZZZT B roll of kids playing ring around the rosey- at - bzzzzzzzt a bear in a river

MDE NEVER D- ACK!!!!

>>212903578
>have a career in the biz
>get thrown out unceremoniously
>permanent excommunication from every facet of the mainstream
>spend the next decade building up fanbase and infrastructure so you can operate outside of the biz
>organically capture public attention several times with no support whatsoever from the establishment
>become jacked for the explicit purpose of getting to physically intimidate people
>say nigger regularly, openly speak about Jews, makes death threats with varying degrees of seriousness, do literally whatever the fuck you want and no one can do anything about it
>make an entire reality show out of mainstream poison with a highly engaged fanbase
>get millions of views on multiple platforms for shooting an open letter to one of the most powerful men on the planet
>eventually even make 2.0 version of the very show that got axed by the biz
>chimp out on a podcast no one knows about about break a desk
OH FUCK HE'S FINISHED NOW CAREERS OVER HE WON'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME WE FINALLY GOT HIM REDDIT

>>212906019
Not one mention of extreme peace or their upcoming tours

>>212906221
nobody clicks that shit lol

>>212906221
>MDE website: abomination of a url verses the tiny actual address
lel. Was charls the only one there he liked since he gave him the unique link?

>>212906276
I agree, that's what I'm saying...
Retard anons saying "People can just use Google" have no fucking clue how these podcast circuits work. You show up, you pimp your product, you get your manicured links, and you repeat the process 5-15 more times. No-one who doesn't already know who Sam Hyde is, is clicking these fucking links or giving him money (the entire fucking point of doing these podcasts)

>>212906221
the mde website is right there along with the crews social media where they shill their own shit every day. stop being retarded.

>>212906399
If the viewer has to do any research whatsoever, you've already lost. I have no reason to visit MDE, I've not been made aware of any new show, or any tour dates, or anything of any interest.
Why would someone click more details, scroll down, and click MDE?

One thing being severely underestimated is how quick and often Harland went after Sam. Sam even called him out on it when he said Harland was sinister. Harland did not relent. It was viscous and to Sam's credit he endured it for quite awhile. But he broke, and he broke HARD. Humiliation ritual courtesy of rocketman

>>212906463
>If the viewer has to do any research whatsoever,
and how would the viewer not have to do any if sam says
>hey check out our new show on our website
they still have to go click links, still have to google sam hyde, mde tour mde show. you think they can buy directly off the podcast video?

>>212906510
Harland was trying to riff and Sam was being a bitter butthurt bitch. Eventually he has to go in on Sam because he's running a fucking show and they have to talk about something

Comedy.... won out that day. LET NICK TALK MORE

>>212906530
>hey check out our new show on our website
Did he say that?

normie here, so people don't like sam hyde now?

>>212906621
you cannot let a gorilla out in public. You just can't do it. They're going to have to keep the gorilla in the cage if they ever want to go beyond "niche internet humor."

How do we make the kiwi farms pedophile faggots leave this website? They are currently shitting up /tv/ and /v/.

>>212906621
It's an organism ya see. It's fluid

>>212906621
the general idea of sam and mde these days is that while they can still get an occasional laugh out of people, they arent as transgressive as they used to be and are resorting to replaying their greatest hits over and over. Additionally, they seem to attract a lot of hate-watchers because they are very negative and hypocritical. They put a lot of negative juju into the world and its only right they get some of it back. If your whole brand is being a holier than thou bully but you actually sucked a tranny cock and are extremely insecure around actual comedians, people will be tempted to further poke and prod based on those things

>>212906692
the green redditors will be gone in a few days when they realise its a nothingburger, they're being rallied by josh who is so autistic he didn't realise nick was being sarcastic when he talked about joe rogan's sam hyde episode being cancelled. the guy is obsessed with sam and it'll take a while for it to settle in that literally nothing ever happens.
during euro hours not a single thread about this shit is up and if there is it gets no replies, completely inorganic.

>>212906753
Finding out Sam had been a rich silverspooner really fucked his appeal up for me.
Being a rich guy telling poor people to default on their credit cards and get all their shit repossessed is straight up evil.

>>212906823
he literally hates poor people, its not a bit

>>212903741
Harland doesn't need to be edgy. I saw someone explain Harland's style of humour as being innocuous and silly to the point of being actively grating to the person he's talking to, which is funny enough in and of itself.

>>212903527 (OP)
Tell him about my 6 minute abs idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y5K3KsuQ_M

>>212906964
I think Harland being willing to talk about rape and Jews fucked Sam up, he really looked like he was expecting a "hey, you can't say that" and totally deflated when Harland said "You look like you got raped"

>>212906823

>>212907067
>just don't pay your bills and pray the collapse hits before the few things you do have get taken away and you're living on the fucking street
Diabolical