>>212903691 (OP)I'm terrified of this little fucker. He could be fucking anywhere, the tiny little cunt. Every day I live in fear. When I open my bin, when I open my toilet, this little shit could be waiting inside. He could be waiting around any corner, hiding in any crowd. The ultimate little stealth midge.
I have this recurring dream where I'm about to make love to my wife, but this little fucker sneaks in a quick one and ruins my genetic legacy. Every night, the little bastard cucks me again and again, filling my wife with his midge seed.
I hate this little fucker...