>Late Night TV's highest rated TV show has been canceled
How did we come to this?
>>212903816 (OP)Dolan Dup made a call and they fired him. Jimmy Kimmel told me
>>212903816 (OP)Having the highest rated late night TV show is like being the smartest kid on the short bus. You're still retarded
>$40 million debt per year
It's a miracle he lasted so long.
Fucking based. Press S to spit on Colbert's grave
>>212903867Right. Isn't Kimmel next?
>>212903816 (OP)Communism loses again. Don't worry, he can always work as Michelle Obama's dickholder.
>>212903940I'm placing my bets on Seth Meyers getting cut next, but Kimmel's days are numbered too.
Late night is a dated format anyway. Podcasting is the new hub for political comedy. There is an endless buffet of comics, running from the competent to the mediocre, who delight in telling you what to think.
What about Seth Meyers? If this is political, none of them except Lonny Donnogan are safe,
>>212903816 (OP)He did a few interviews where the genocide in Gaza wasnโt gleefully endorsed or completely ignored, so they are now retaliating
>>212903816 (OP)two things can be true:
a) this was a political favor
b) Colbert hasn't been good since at least half a decade
>had a budget of "more than $100 million per season"
huh? How? I thought talk shows are supposed to be relatively cheap lmao
>>212903996not really, NBC let Lorne guys alone
>>212904041Colbert was never good
>>212903996It's really just going to be in order of whose contracts expire
>Democrat politicians are literally eulogizing his show on Twitter
>Not one of them is even pretending to call his funny
>>212903816 (OP)This is good now that Steven is free from the clutches of his libshit bosses, he now can go no holes barred against Israel
>>212904056Paying fir democrat campaigns and for anti white/pro degenerate propaganda is expensive.
>>212903816 (OP)Colbert will at least make me laugh when he tries and fails at podcasting again.
>>212904105in CBS? never, but he was far from the worst.
he was safe and boring and it was perfect for the later years of the obama era.
>Donald Trump reacted to the cancellation by posting "I absolutely love that Colbert got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings," adding, "I hear Jimmy Kimmel is next. Has even less talent than Colbert!"
Wikipedia putting in Trump's roasts lmao
fire all of them
nothing but DNC propagandists
>>212904216Trump would've killed as a roast comic or a catty guy in a red carpet.
>>212903816 (OP)The free kids supply couldn't keep up with his demands. gotta go.
>>212903816 (OP)>Late Night TV's highest rated TV show>highest rated late night show in the era of loser nobodiesWho is he supposed to be getting beat by? Seth Meyers? Fallon? Kimmell? James fucking Corden? He damn well better be the highest rated late night show in this environment.
>>212903816 (OP)Chickenshit executives afraid of pants-shitting fake tan elderly shyster faggot suing them.
>>212904263the whole problem is that linear tv is mostly death, but online isn't better
have you see those faggots calling Pedro Pascal "Daddy" in the Fantastic Four junket?
>>212904269Paramount will pay half a bil if the deal between them and Skydance doesn't push through and Skydance are massive Trump/Israel simps
>>212904359Skydance produces nothing but slop
>>212904026He had the nerve to suggest that they should end the war because of the amount collateral children's skulls precision striked by Israel. And that's a NO NO
>>212903816 (OP)Unironically he was deplatformed and canceled for his political opinion. The first amendment is dead in the US.
>>212904359Well technically they did cancel Colbert for financial reasons after all
>>212904124>Allow Israel to get criticized>cancelledLike clockwerk
>>212904056>260 episodes a year>385k an episodeI guess this checks out actually. Writing staff, studio staff, band, etc. It's probably still the most expensive late night talk show. The advertising bucks must have really collapsed once jews switch to team Trump and the show's budget went underwater. Combined with less and less people watching, made the show untenable even for a propaganda device.
>>212904263Corden resigned two years ago. They replaced his show with an @midnight revival hosted by a woman. It got cancelled earlier this year and CBS is now done with late night.
>>212903816 (OP)I'd laugh if he just carried on with some streaming platform like twitch or something
>>212904026Don't reveal your power level if you like to keep your job bros
>>212903816 (OP)Conservative cancel culture
>>212904624The h3h3 kikes would just sue him like they sued Hasan
>>21290462490% of his viewers were over the age of 50, anon.
>>212904341>but online isn't betterStreaming really fucked up the electric jew market all around. Whether it is cable or streaming, the medium seems to be struggling for sustainable profitability. I wouldn't be surprised to see a collapse and subsequent merging of everything into a single service again.
>>212904581the problem is that current Colbert is very preachy and far from his Comedy Central persona, so moving him to Youtube wouldn't work.
Forget cable
>>212904701When did they sue hasan? I thought they only sued his streamer simps for deliberate DMCA violations?
>>212904712yeah you got your big players like complex or what's left of nerdist and buzzfeed or just lone gun weirdos from tiktok
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>>212903839Unironically, thank you based Trump
>>212904699Turns out the only real "cancelling" isn't left wing or right wing. It is based on what jews allow or don't allow.
>>212904477The First Amendment has been dead since 1798.
>>212904477Oh please. He doesn't have a constitutional right to be on a talk show. He can still give warmed-over takes on a podcast if he wants to.
>>212904269Enjoy losing some more, croid faggot.
>>212904774> anon gets triggered by the word liberal
>>212903906If the highest-rated lite night show was hemorrhaging money then how are any of them even remotely profitable? This format needs to die and will not be missed. None of them were any good by the end except Ferguson
>>212904774the gift that keeps on giving
>>212904781you mean like always?
>>212903816 (OP)His show was canceled as a condition of the Trump administration allowing the Paramount-Skydance merger to go ahead.
>>212904881>None of them were any good by the end except FergusonLetterman was okay by the end. His interviews were junk but the entire show was propped up by his love of new music. It's my opinion that Letterman had the best musical guests of any late night show by a wide margin.
>>212904881>If the highest-rated lite night show was hemorrhaging money then how are any of them even remotely profitable?They haven't been profitable since 2016 when Trump got elected. All the late night hosts switched from doing comedy that appeals to everyone, to just ranting about how bad Trump is. Half the audience left and the ratings plummeted.
>networks are deleting wasteful late night, and using DUMPF as an excuse
brilliant!
>>212904956Conan, Ferguson and Letterman were good
>>212904576>The advertising bucks must have really collapsedThe USAID bucks also collapsed. What, you thought it was a coincidence that all these leftoid globohomo slop outlets all started having money troubles all at the same time?
>>212904973Conan was the only guy who knew what's up.
his political takes were there but not in the obsessive level that Colbert had.
>>212904878>anon gets triggered by a picture of Trump
huh
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>>212904432Goyim got a little too uppity
>>212905031He looks like a Batman supervillain in this picture.
>>212904931Yep. It just took this incident to highlight this for some of the slower folks out there.
>>212904107>It's really just going to be in order of whose contracts expireLmao yes. Kimmel, Fallon, and the rest have to see the writing on the wall... When the contract is up the gravy train will end.
>>212904991>>212904956Conan had some great smaller/obscure bands on all the time because of his tiny budget.
>>212905075why would USAID would invest in the U.S, when the CIA is right there?
i thought USAID backed media outside of the U.S?
they did it for years in LATAM
>>212905152yeah, and also TBS gave him carte blanche to do almost anything during those first years.
it was great tv
>>212904124Nah he'll get a spot in something like MSNBC and happily pander to libshits once again
If you watched the show, all the commercials were for AIDS medication. Pretty wild. CNN is the same. It was a very narrow demographic of smug faggots with blown out assholes watching.
>>212905177They were funding all sorts of shit inside and outside the country. It wasn't that hard to infer who was seeing money from them when this admin set their sights on defunding them. There were even a bunch of youtubers and streamers who started panicking and making a stink about their financials and begging their patrons for more support right after it became apparent USAID was getting new management and absorbed by the state dept.
>>212905222it really depends on how he handles this last months.
i don't think he would do something unmissable like when Conan was fired.
i wonder if he has a no compete clause or something in his contract
>>212904359Zion Don wins again. That oughta teach goyim
>>212905228almost no other country has medication ads on tv.
has PrEP really impacted the gay community for the better or are those faggots taking more risks?
>>212905282now that you mention it, most of ex buzzfeed, VOX and that annoying Johnny Harris really took a hit
>>212905220I was more referring to his Late Night years before he got the Tonight Show, but yeah the TBS show had a similar energy
>>212903816 (OP)Prime Time's highest rated tv show was cancelled to wild cheers from the left so it's difficult to feel sorry for them losing their late night show. Cancelling the top Prime Time show was far more egregious than cancelling the top show in a time slot that loses to YouTube Shorts.
>>212905361California generally prohibits non-compete clauses but it wouldn't be too much of a surprise if the law had an exception for Hollywood.
>>212905434Homos having sex with multiple partners is what created AIDS. And somewhere along the way a gay nigga fucking a gay monke. No drug will slow down their behaviors.
>>212903816 (OP)Why didn't Stephen take a pay cut to ensure his employees remained in work? Seems very greedy of him.
>>212903816 (OP)Late night talk shows have been creatively dead for decades. The fact that some people think Turduson was talented tells you how far the bar has been lowered.
one other thing.
Colbert rarely had viral clips.
what was the last thing that got some eyes.
his awful Skibbidi Biden "joke"?
at leat Seth Myers has some decent interview clips
fallon got clicks for all the wrong reasons
>>212904359Go back to discord faggot
>>212905693because it wasn't about the money
>>212905736he was decently funny and it was charming with the ladies in an era where you could do that
>>212904359>my (((red))) team beat your (((blue))) teamlol americans
>>212905883That's all politics you retard lmao
>>212905811are you one of those incels who thinks watching clips of him interviewing d-list actors is going to help you talk to women?
>>212905972(((politics)))
>>212906006>incelsOBSESSED lol
>>212906006the fuck you're talking about faggot?
>>212903816 (OP)Highest rated but is anyone watching?
>>212906100this might blow your mind but the rest of the world isn't like america where both main parties are totally captured by jewish interests, well my country is getting there but not quite yet at the levels of america
>>212906284they control all the major parties in Canada, Britain, France and Germany
Reform and AFD are owned by zionist shills
Well to believe it got canceled for ratings you have to be such a retarded zoomer you donโt realize the paramount deal finalized right at the same time. Show survives a decadeโฆ the suddenly by chance it gets killed during a contract dispute with the presidentโฆ
>>212906334Latam was kinda safe, but Argentina is spreading their cheeks to them
>>212906284>MAGA is LE JOORetard dumbocrat
>>212906433please tell me again how the man covering up for pedophile elites isn't part of the elite
>>212904881Because the network is lying so they can pretend they arenโt controlled by genocidal zionists
>>212906284>the rest of the world isn't like america where both main parties are totally captured by jewish interestsnaive fool
>>212904881Craig Ferguson likes America he has a book American On Purpose. And he's funny. Of course he had to go or noone would watch the retards.
>>212906006Hey man don't break the illusion
>>212906572Heโs right, the rest of the world goes along with the US out of self interest or fear but the vast majority of Zionism is within and directed at the US itself, particularly Christian zionists who are actually the majority of Zionists these days took off since the 50s/60s
Highest rated my ass. Gutfeld curb-stomps him.
>>212906335Purely coincidental
>>212903816 (OP)Maybe he'll get his old show at cc back, it was much better than the nothingburger late show.
or maybe this is a sign of more to come from paramount.
>>212906842is Gutfled! a basic cable chudfest even compares to a network tv late show?
>>212906870same owners budy
Jon Stewart and the Daily Show are next
>>212903816 (OP)Still don't care about this
Tell me what's replacing it
Movies? Rerunning X-Files? Music like on old MTV? Some blatant troon propaganda to afflict insomniacs with?
>>212903816 (OP)The highest rated out of the bad bunch doesn't mean a lot.
Cable late-night shows earn fewer viewers than any mediocre podcast on the internet.
The world has moved on from centralised propaganda political entertainment.
cope
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>>212906902>In the second quarter of 2025, "Gutfeld!" averaged 3.289 million viewers, while Colbert averaged 2.417 million, according to LateNighter.com .Despite being "basic cable", it's trouncing your vaunted "network" show. And who cares about networks anymore? How many watch "networks" via broadcast vs. watching them on cable? They're just another cable TV channel these days. Get with the times, grandpa.
>>212907074it's now "my show".
i'm posing a fair question and you can responded it because you guys in the U.S are completely ass blasted by "us vs them" politics.
>>212907074Nta but I watched Greg Gutfeld before it was cool, I used to watch Redeye every night at 3am. He was fucking nuts it was amazing. It's really crazy that he has grown his brand so well. Mega props.
>>212907176probably vaxxed
>>212907224i've never seen anything by him.
Give me your best Gutfeld clip
>>212903816 (OP)maybe he should have just tried being funny
https://youtu.be/08JH6Wu_lE0?si=foSn33lopDTcm1ap
this is coworker humor
>>212903906USAID was funding them
>>212907251I don't remember, I don't watch him anymore since he's on TV when normies watch it so I assume he's toned down his "coked out libertarian" persona to a degree. I just know they had a specific chair at the table where the female of the episode would sit with a short skirt and it was literally called "the leg chair." And he had a gay weirdo on the show that he would make fun of constantly to his face. Probably made AIDS jokes and shit. It was fucking great times when I was delirious at 3am.
>>212903816 (OP)They didn't cancel Colbert they canceled the show
Late night talk show was a product of a different age of television and spending $100 million when other comedians are making better content for less money on different platforms is just nonsensical
>>212907363ok. i can see that.
i saw current clips on Youtube and they were unfunny and predictable
Since this is 4chan, what comedic stuff does Dave Smith do? He's always described as a comedian but I've never seen him make any jokes, just go on anti-Zionist rants
>>212907419It may not have been hysterical but it was on 7 nights a week and it was one of a kind. It's just crazy to me that he's relevant now. This is back before Fox News got taken over by the Christian right wing and still had lots of libertarian blood. I could go on about it but all I know is I have vague fond memories of having a bunch of coked up weirdos recap the news in the most ridiculous ways. It was like if The Daily Show was libertarian and had actual teeth. Nobody cared and it showed. SE Cupp had my favorite legs, for the record. She reveled in it.
>>212903896He has higher ratings than john stewart?!
>>212907560who the hell is Kennedy? she sounds like a cunt
>>212907672Current Jon Stewart is just sad,
the whole guest host era killed the show
>>212904881Theyโre probably being kept alive by DNC and AIPAC money.
>>212907471he's friendly with Joe Rogan, so i guess that
Once Leno and Letterman retired and Fallon got the job over Conan it was over for late night television. TBS Conan never was the same and Colbert should've stayed on comedy central. He's funny when playing a character thats not a liberal asswipe.
Captcha KTDTJ
>>212903816 (OP)His gimmick was just talking shit about trump which is fine but get more material Jesus Christ
>>212907710Just your run of the mill libertarian from the looks of it. But who can tell with television personalities. They're all essentially whores.
>>212904432Funny how he called them out back in 2024, calling them "responsible" and then the Paramount-Skydance merger gets announced shortly
>>212904124>no holes barred
How does TV viewership compare/translate/relate to the views on a YouTube video?
>>212905740>Colbert rarely had viral clips.What is the last viral video you watched?
I don't like the guy, but let's be honest: media (including youtube, ig and tiktok) is so fake and controlled now there are no viral videos anymore.
>>212908166they don't
i guess it's just another box in the briefings, like Tivo numbers when the sistem was introduced
>>212908416Hawk Tuah probably.
>>212904041They should have given it to Ferguson. Fucker was always having hot babes on and was funny.
>>212908545Yeah, and it's from June 2024, and heavily pushed by big youtubers. Meanwhile, we used to have a dozen organic viral videos every year before 2020. Remember the Hit or Miss girl?
>>212904881Money was never the point. It became state sponsored propaganda.
>>212903816 (OP)>no one posted it yetthis board sucks
>>212909058This guy claimed to speak truth to power lol
>>212909058This will go down in history and be viewable in museums as a prime example of mass psychosis and propaganda.
>>212903816 (OP)I don't want to hear a single thing when the mods ban me from now on. You fucking tranny mods are literally allowing this spam. There's several threads making this claim.
1. It's not a flop.
2. Who the fuck cares?
>>212907560SE Cupp turned out to be a communist in a lolbertarian skinsuit. Women have no deeply held values and you're a moron for easily being lead around by the sight of some middle age woman's legs.
>>212907904That was her claim to fame when she got her start as a VJ on MTV. She was the token conservative leaning libertarian (they couldn't stomach a full conservative) in a sea of leftists. Her claim to fame is wearing problem glasses long before SJWs started wearing them.
>>212904881The only good, or rather great, late night show host after Carson was Conan Oโ Brian. His Haiti mishap notwithstanding, he was legitimately funny host and a fantastic interviewer. Itโs why his Podcast is one of the most successful ever. He has even called out the Haiti bullshit as something that he was forced to do to save his show from budget cuts, and losing some of his favorite long time employees.
Stephen Colbert is actually funny and if he just did a regular talk show I would have DVR'd it and watched chunks of it. Instead he went full anti-blumpf and a mouthpiece for establishment kikes.
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>>212909015Careful, Icarus...
>>212909444What's the Haiti mishap with Conan?
>>212909015I'm so glad Ferguson retired before he could fuck it up. The Dalton Bond of late night.
>>212909444proof of that last part?
>>212903816 (OP)>How did we come to this?i just pulled it out and starting beating it like it owed me money
>>212904124>>212904359>>212904432>212904571>212904701>212905378>212905883>212905972>212906040>212906334>212906284>212906572>212906799>212909473>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN CANCEL BASED COLBERT WHAT ABOUT MUH PALESTINElmao
colbert = cancelled forever
palestinians = dying screaming by the hundreds daily
you can't prevent either. It's done. Your troon vax promoting late night slop will not save your precious precious brown rats. Go die for them if you love them so much.
>>212909673Basically during Trump's first term he (rightfully) called Haiti a shithole. So then all of the #resistance like Conan and Colbert had to make it part of the news cycle for the next week that
>AKKSHUALLY HAITI IS A BEAUTIFUL AND VIBRANT COUNTRYdespite the fact that it was in a state of collapse then and still now. Conan took it further than the rest though and actually went to Haiti, took a carefully staged photo of himself in the water at some walled off resort and chastised Trump for calling such a beautiful place a shithole. But if you took a picture from any other angle you'd discover that that walled off resort was surrounded on all sides by abject poverty and filth, like a shithole.
>>212907938Yeah very funny
USAID funding and AIPAC suppprt dried up
great, but i'd be much happier if the bug eyed britfag's show got cancelled instead
>>212910538Thank you. And as you said in your post, it sounds like he was pretty much forced to go on the trip. I've always had a soft spot for Conan.
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN CANCEL BASED COLBERT WHAT ABOUT MUH PALESTINE
lmao
colbert = cancelled forever
palestinians = dying screaming by the hundreds daily
you can't prevent either. It's done. Your troon vax promoting late night slop will not save your precious precious brown rats. Go die for them if you love them so much.
>>212910641USAID funds palestinians to stop from "starving" and is not related to military aid to Israel so GG
>>212903816 (OP)Paramount had to cancel the show to get the Skydance merger approved.
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>212906799
thousands of palestinians die screaming daily and you've failed to save a single one
Reminder: the triggered spammer is a mentally ill european rightoid counterjihadtard loser who has been spamming the same trash every day, multiple times per day, for over 10 years.
This is his life.
>>212911330>european counter-jihadI like how /pol/ says this is a bad thing now.
>>212911330oh no! not a right wing european counter-jihadist
>>212904699>>212904781>>212904931>>212905105>Be shit>Nobody watches you>Lose Money>Get canceled>"HEEEEEELP I'M BEING CENSORED!"Why is oppression needed to understand a blatant example of Democrat failure?
>>212911330damn that's sad
>>212904359>Skydance are massive Trump/Israel simpsThat explains a lot honestly
>>212904881>This format needs to dietalk shows need to die? just because one host stinks and made his show terrible
>>212909444>Conan Oโ Brianhe sucked from day 1. i only saw a clip of him on the tonight show where he challenged terri hatcher to a race. not only did conan lose but he fell backwards and hit the back of his head giving himself a concussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwBUEzODkCc&t=1s
>>212903816 (OP)>TV showThere's your answer, it's not 1987 anymore
>>212904576>260 episodes a yearNothing near that many. Colbert was notorious for taking Carson like vacations. Colbert did only 154 new episodes n 2024.
>>212905027>Conan not a political obsessive>Conan immediately tapped a multimillion dollar special in any foreign country Trump mentioned
Remember that time when Colbert started reciting the lyrics to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea and Seinfeld just stares at him and starts laughing
>>212904699Skydance is cutting the fat, its business. Colbert's show is a cost center. It doesn't generate dosh.
>says left wing thing
>canned laughter 2 second later
Didn't someone say this shit is literally designed to reprogram/rewire your brain with reward signal feedback?
>>212903816 (OP)>Talk about Trump's direct connections to Epstein and how the corpo media is running a cover up for him>Get cancelled Really makes you think...
The thing about Colbert's show, he needed a LEGION of comedy writers behind the scenes to keep that shit going. He was not a one man act let's put it that way.
>>212914054Okay pedo, why's trump hiding the epstein files?
>>212913953You are not real MAGA if you are concerned which politicians are currently compromised by the Deep State.
You are anti American if you are concerned about politicians under blackmail by foreign actors
>>212913640I don't watch any of this cancer, but I know a bunch of them no longer do Friday episodes.
>>212913953The Obama administration made it up mmkay trust the government
When is the last episode
I don't want to miss it for screen grabs
>>212914111The what files? You've been talking about this epstein fellow in your sleep all night
>>212914306It's next May. They're running out his contract and not renewing it rather than outright kicking him off the air. I'm sure the media will tell you when it's over.
>>212903945Big Mike don't nestle, son. He let em drag.
>>212907897The problem was that he never properly tied it into his previous persona as a neo-Conservative when there was a shitton of material to draw from. He could had continued his Bush-era larp by complaining about Trump's timidness on the world stage, Trump going against farmers' interests, Trump insulting the armed forces, Trump leaving his previous supporters to rot. It feels like he did less research into digging at Trump than SNL did.
>>212914380Oh, gay. I thought they were trashing it next week or something.
>>212905544>Prime Time's highest rated tv show was cancelled to wild cheers from the leftA show about working class Americans.
>>212914344>>212914270>>212914242MIGA desperate to cover up the fact that trump is on the pedo list.
>>212909058Hoooly fuck, I can't believe that was literally real life.
>>212903816 (OP)>highest rated TV show>2.5mil average viewers per quarterThere are YouTubers that get more views... and they don't cost tens of millions to produce.
>>212903816 (OP)Kind of amazed trump and his ball-fondling lackeys would bother. Colbert's hardly dangerous to anyone and just preaches to aging liberals. Was he really threatening enough to cancel? Is Trump that much of a pathetic pussy that he needed to silence Colbert?
>>212904000It's sad that late night comedy was reduced to, as you put it, political comedy. Sure there were always politician jokes, but there used to be a lot more to it, and there certainly weren't unironic tears over political issues.
>>212903816 (OP)WE FUCKING WON
GET FUCKED STEPHEN
WE FUCKING WON
YOU'RE A NIGGERLOVING HEATHEN
YOU TRIED SO HARD
WE DIDN'T TRY AT ALL
AND YET WE WON BECAUSE WE'RE SUPERIOR!
STEP BY STEP
YOUR WORLD WILL BURN
TET A TET
IN TRIPLICATE ONLY BITCH
YOU FUCKING LOST, YOU HAVE NO PIZAZZ
ENJOY AAAAALLIGAAAAATOR ALCAAATRAAAAAZ
WE FUCKING WON!
YOU GET FUCKING NOTHING!
IT WASN'T FUN
YOU WEREN'T CHALLENGING
IT'S FUCKING OVER, THE ANTI-WHITES HAVE LOST
YOUR TALENT WAS AS FAKE AS THE HOLOCAUST!
Trump won and it's wonderful
>>212903816 (OP)i thought he was trailing behind fallon
I don't know if Trump or any Right-Winger has anything to do with Colbert's subhuman propaganda show being cancelled, but GOOD if so. Right-Wingers should be doing this shit. Fuck Leftists/Democrats. They deserve to and should be silenced and deplatformed. Fuck their "free speech". Ugly-ass, mentally-ill, subhuman fucking demons. I hope at least 90% of them burn in hell when they go, and can not wait until the next mass-shooting that eventually will happen again in their cities/states. That being so I can laugh at it.
>>212913953The pedophile elites won
>>212914604You seem to misunderstand. Left Wing Pigs tore down the monuments to our fathers, slandered us, libeled us, and attempted to silence us and hurt us. They also helped foreign pigs invade our country. But worst, they made a redhead girl character I liked in cartoons when I was 12 black.
In light of this, literally any retaliation regardless of context is justified. We are currently--as in right now--selling millions of foreign pigs into slavery for no other reason than that it hurts Democrat scum. We erased Trans rights with one stroke of the pen. We will take abortion from them. We will take no-fault divorce from them. We will take birthright citizenship, faggot marriage, everything. EVERYTHING. We will give shotguns to grade schoolers and make smoking in resteraunts legal nationwide. We will butcher academia down to its foundations.
Every. Single. Thing. And we are totally justified in doing this. We are totally, 100% morally in the right to simply hurt Left Wing Pigs indiscriminately until we run out of things to take from them, and then we will kick them in their teeth and scourge them for daring to be out of things to take. It is your responsibility as a LEFT WING PIG to have something left for me to take from you, because you exist to be taken from. Your life--your whole existence from the moment the first of you erased something beautiful to replace it with shitcolor or trannies or faggots--your entire teleological nature became that of being abused for my sport.
You chose this. You made this the moral thing to do. Your life, from now on, will be one screaming descent into the pitch black fire of judgement, and there is no escape. Even in death we will keep a simulacrum of you alive so that we can rape and torture it further. We will breed your people like DOGS in the suburbs so that we have a neverending supply to torture.
>>212914672I don't remember those lyrics
>>212913953take your medications
>>212904956>It's my opinion that Letterman had the best musical guests of any late night show by a wide margin.no
>>212913953The leftists made Trump protect the pedophiles, this is on you leftoids
>>212914556>MIGAMalding Iranians Getting Anal?
>>212914898Didn't read. Sad to see MAGA become the unfunny wall of text posting lefttrannies in my lifetime
>>212914967Actually you did read, probably about a third of the way through before your blood pressure spiked and you scrambled for a spam image you could modify one pixel of to post again. You're also seething impotently that you lost.
>>212913953Cope harder.
If Trump was in the Epstein Files, the Democrats would have released it years ago.
They invented an entire Russian Collusion narrative from nothing and spoke about it for years to try and defame Trump - if they had actual evidence he was a pedo, they would have used that to take him down immediately.
Colbert didn't get cancelled for talking about Trump and Epstein. We know they were friends all throughout the 90s. Whether or not Trump diddled little kids is unknown.
The reason why Trump is skittish over this suddenly is, I think, he was threatened. Everyone was talking about how the files were on their desk, it would be released any day now, and all of a sudden - silence.
I think the fact that Epstein was a Mossad is actually true, and Mossad stepped in to make sure that it wasn't released.
>>212904359>>212904393Doesn't his daughter fund every new Paul Thomas Anderson kino?
>>212914967Same, seriously give me back 2016 Trump. I do not like the pedophile MAGA timeline
>>212914967Trump is your President, the Right RULES over you, and Trump probably got him some sweet 14/15 year old underage prostitutes ass while you can do NOTHING about it but cry endlessly.
>>212915014>lol u mad durrQED
>>212915126>>212914931tl;dr
The right can't damage control the fact they're the party of pedos.
trump could clear his name if he just related the fully unredacted, unedited list.
But trump's at the top of the list, so of course he won't.
>>212903816 (OP)>tune into show>"Hai welcum to the 2night shoe! FUCK DUMPFFF!!!">audience:....>"AMIRIGHT? :D">switch offGee, you tell me
>>212914967Defending pedophiles to own the libs
>Leftists/Democrats losing their shit not even 10 months into Trump's Presidency
>Losing their shit over and attacking ICE over Brown people
>Completely losing the narrative despite them trying so hard otherwise
>On their 56th time doing the Trump and Epstein shit
>STill lose and no-one will care again in a week
>Now getting their propganda shows cancelled
God it feels so good. We just really need a civil-war already instead of others just wishing for one to top it all off, and fuck these "people" in the ass even more. I need to see these beings getting hurt/shot already. Some ICE agent needs to kick it off by shooting some obese Leftist interfering with raids.
>>212915262>But trump's at the top of the list, so of course he won't.Fuck off with your TDS. The left has spent the last decade trying to groom children with woke LGBT shit, trying to enable minors to be their own moral agents, and you have the gall to say the right are the party of pedos?
If he were, the Democrats would have released it already, as I already stated.
Why would he be talking about it, campaigning on it, from the beginning if he knew he would be compromised? Why wouldn't he sweep it under the rug straight away?
I think Trump being Israel's bitch is what caused him to suddenly change positions on the Epstein Files. It would compromise Israel, and Trump bent the knee and sucked Zion's cock like he always does.
Young people don't watch this shit
>>212915342It's fucking glorious to see the woke left lose in everything. They absolutely deserve it for the way they've behaved over the last decade or two.
>>212903816 (OP)If he really wants to continue doing this why doesnโt he just make a personal YouTube channel, start a podcast or something and continue doing exactly what heโs doing only independently?
I'm amazed at how much it takes to produce the show. Like does literally everyone have an assistant or something?
>>212915262True. The youtube arm of Faux news pundits are getting shredded by their viewers right now so rightoids sure as hell aren't buying the damage control attempts.
>>212915430He wonโt do an independent show exactly because of this
>>212915446heโs in it for the money, and him starting a YouTube channel from scratch without 2 dozen writers writing his jokes and a team of people making him look good while he has a live studio audience laughing at everything he says is something he isnโt willing to do. Heโs a fraud and heโs a boring out of touch person. Just look at the podcast he did with Kimmel and Fallon. How long did that last again?
>>212915534>shredded by their viewers right nowall bots paid for by obama and co.
>>212914898You support the rape and trafficking of children
>>212903816 (OP)We're in the late stage liberalism phase. Democrats will never forgive him for skibidi Biden. They're purging everyone who makes them look bad ahead of the 2028 elections. All LGBTs, minorities, DEIs, and anyone who mocks the Democrats are being purged from the top down. They already have Newsom acting like Trump lite on Twitter to line up a 2028 run.
Late night shows are dead because of the rise of podcasts, change my mind.
>>212915375>I think Trump being Israel's bitchAll American presidents have been Israel's bitch from LBJ onward.
>>212915737>Colbert is getting the boot because dems are still mad at skibidi bidenWho the fuck remembers or cares about that ancient shit? People can barely remember what happened 2 weeks ago.
>>212915817Sadly, that is the case.
I don't know what Israel is blackmailing the US with (I assume it is Epstein), but it must be something juicy.
>>212915316Deporting foreign pigs to own the libs, actually.
>>212915725No, I actually oppose criminal immigration. That's why we're ending it.
>>212915375Calm down pedo, you should be demanding the list be released. But aren't because you're putting trump's pedophilia ahead of children.
>>212915906>Calm down pedo,Enough projection senpai, we get it.
>you should be demanding the list be released.Where did I say I wasn't? He should release it, but it would require him to stop sucking Bibi cock first, which is a tall order in American politics, sadly.
>>212915789Joe Rogan has 20 million subscribers and gets 6+ BILLION views.
Colbert wasn't even in the same league, not to mention his own woketarded base didn't bother watching the show.
>>212904477Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences, remember? I said from the start that the smug celebration of censorship would come back to bite "liberals" on the ass. This is just the beginning.
>>212915126He needs to release the files
>>212915906Based. The more MAGA tries to deflect, the more they just come off as pedophilic
>>212916021100%. His deflection is pathetic, and the longer he waits, the more his base will turn against him.
>>212915375It's much less complex than that. There's nothing that he can actually release to the public. Everything tied to victims and suspects is in sealed court documents, obviously anything that indicates the CIA/Mossad were involved (they obviously were) is going to be classified until 2300 AD. They obviously destroyed all evidence of foul play regarding Epstein himself and they then had four years to go through and falsify or delete shit recovered from the island, and what's left is all tied up in court.
The only stuff they actually have is large amounts of horrifying sex tapes that they can't show anyone because it's actually illegal (and wrong) to post child sex tapes for public consumption.
>>212915960>6+ BILLION viewsThat can't be right. There are only 8 billion people on the planet.
>>2129159061: What list?
2: Why?
>>212916117No it won't.
What list, why? What is he supposed to do?
>>212916130>Everything tied to victims and suspects is in sealed court documentsI agree the victims should be protected, but the perpetrators should be known.
>obviously anything that indicates the CIA/Mossad were involved (they obviously were) is going to be classified until 2300 AD.The president has the authority to declassify anything. Correct me if I am wrong.
>They obviously destroyed all evidence of foul play regarding Epstein himself and they then had four years to go through and falsify or delete shit recovered from the island, and what's left is all tied up in court.I don't deny that a lot of evidence was wiped, but there must be something somewhere. They were all talking about it for the past few months.
>>212916157little jimmy never had a politician lie to him before?
Remember the files totally aren't real, but they're also hoax files made up by the democrats. Both somehow true at the same time
Bill Clinton put the marijuana to his lips but did not inhale, not even a little bit. Remember that.
>>212916130Epstein was close with Lex Wexner, the man who devoted his entire life to Israel. And he was close with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of a prominent Mossad operative. Hmm
Alll of these people are jewish too
>>212916216The president can declassify things, yes. And Trump greenlit the release of everything Epstein. He did that in the first week of his second term. This is provable fact.
The reason it's complicated is that the victims in cases like these all get NDAs. Here is the problem: Almost every perputrator was ALSO a victim. It was a blackmail ring. It isn't actually normal to just dump every person being blackmailed by a blackmail ring to the public.
We're sort of on new ground here because there's never been a scandal like this of this scale in US history, but right now providing emotional catharsis to the public doesn't actually accomplish anything, it won't encourage that justice be done, it won't help the prosecution--and if you think that they're corrupt anyway, they could just selectively release it and say that they didn't. How would anyone prove otherwise?
The fact that all this shit hasn't been unsealed means that the investigation is ongoing, and actual prosecution is still pending. These things take time. Epstein himself took years to pin down and he was one guy who was obviously guilty as sin.
>>212904881then how are any of them even remotely profitable?
propaganda paid by YOUR tax money
enjoy, goy
>>212915906If Trump released a list of pedophiles and he wasn't on it, would you believe he was innocent? What if it was just a list of his opponents?
>>212916216We know some of it already
-- Epstein wired his houses for video and audio. Presumably his island as well.
-- when the FBI raided his house in Manhattan, they found dozens of binders filled with pornography. The spines of the binders were labeled "prominent person" + "young girl name". This was part of the evidence used to convict Ghislane Maxwell, although the blocked out the names during the trial.
-- Pam Bondi literally said she had the Epstein list sitting on her desk, but later retreated her words when the narrative shifted.
-- There are numerous sexually explicit videos involving minors in the DOJ's possession.
Epstein himself likely did not keep a list of names like a supervillain. But you could easiy make such a list with the incriminating evidence they found, that is the point Jake Tapper made on CNN. Doubtless the FBI has already done this.
>>212916505>Almost every perputrator was ALSO a victimdon't make me laugh. They are all guilty as fuck, sorry. The government is responsible to we the people, and we the people want to see the list. I don't care about your billionaires and celebrities safeguarding their fortunes.
>It isn't actually normal to just dump every person being blackmailed by a blackmail ring to the public.Too bad. Suck it up buttercup. We the people make the rules, not you the pedophiles.
>it won't encourage that justice be doneIt will bring the pedophiles to justice.
>the investigation is ongoingTrump said the investigation is getting the plug pulled, because he is heavily implicated and everyone knows it.
>>212916585Ryan Dawson if I recall actually did produce a list constructed in that way. The problem is that this isn't actually a piece of legal evidence, it's supposition. The situation they're in now is that anything they could release would be a flagrant violation of the rights of a ton of people, AND much of it would be hearsay.
So there's going to have to be years of trials and legal bullshit before it's safe to actually release anything. The reason that the media has taken up the cry of this meme is that they know damn well that they're basically demanding that the State violate the constitutional rights of thousands of people and prejudice any possible jury (thus guaranteeing mistrial) by violating evidence law and releasing a bunch of evidence to the public out of order.
I agree that Trump's seething post to this seems suspicious, but if you look at it from his perspective it's entirely cogent. He's got a million people telling him to commit political suicide for no reason over something he mentioned like two times during his campaign. It is completely astroturfed, nobody talking about this appears to know or care what they're actually demanding. "Hey government please give us a legally dubious list of people that will mark them all for political murder" is not a reasonable demand.
>>212903816 (OP)he called out his bosses for kneeling to drumpf
>>2129167161: Actually you aren't laughing, because you're demanding something that you are not going to get, period.
2: Suck what up? You demanded something unreasonable and were told no.
3: Sorry, I'm afraid a demand of a list of people to murder is unreasonable. So now you know why you were told no.
4: The investigation into Epstein's murder is going nowhere because there is no fucking evidence. This has nothing to do with subsequent investigations on other people.
I don't understand why you people are like this. You act as though you're in the magic position to demand that the State break its own laws to satisfy your seethe. You are not. They will not. It will be done by the book and you have no power to change that.
Just get a grip on yourself man.
>>212916716>we le peopleYour Pedros and Mahmouds are being drported, so there is less of you the people, and yoyr college debt keeps growing. This is a good thing, because it will teach you to not take loans like a nigger.
>>212916951>you're demanding something that you are not going to get, period.If the 80 year old obese man will not release the files, then the people will have to sweep the corrupt pedophile out of office. That is the only way. So it shall be done.
>You demanded something unreasonableIt is not unreasonable. It is absolutely normal for pedophiles to be identified to the community.
>list of people to murderOh no, their lives might be inconvenienced because they raped those 12 year olds. They might even face some prison time! Heaven forbid they have accountability for their actions!
>The investigation into Epstein's murder is going nowhere because there is no fucking evidenceHe was tied up with Mossad, and Mossad did the job. Use your thinking cap.
>I don't understand why you people are like this.Before the 80 year old obese man gave you marching orders, it was the republicans ferociously demanding the files and insisting the files be released, chanting for it. Now you're totally defensive and making excuses.
Principled people like Glenn Greenwald for example, are demanding the files, and pointing out it was a campaign promise. Nick Fuentes is urgently demanding the files, and says he will campaign against Trump unless he gets them.
But your opinion isn't one of principle, logic, or anything, other than obeying your leader.
Now watch as this isn't enough for them to stop.
>>212916505>It isn't actually normal to just dump every person being blackmailed by a blackmail ring to the public.When the blackmailers are raping children, I don't have much sympathy for them as "victims". They should be exposed. I also think the blackmailer (aka, Mossad) should be made public.
>but right now providing emotional catharsis to the public doesn't actually accomplish anything,It would have a profoundly positive effect on the psychological health of the country. The Epstein case is a bleeding wound in America, and it needs patching up.
The uniting of the left and right, the exile of pedophiles in the American government, would be hugely positive.
>>212916585>Epstein himself likely did not keep a list of names like a supervillain.He was blackmailing them, why would he not keep a list of his clients?
I don't think anyone is expecting that the actual videos of underage children being raped be released, just the names of the pedophile rapists
>>212916876>He's got a million people telling him to commit political suicide for no reasonI agree it would be political suicide because everyone responsible for this pedophile ring will hate him, but it is the moral thing to do, and it is what he campaigned on.
He's in his final term. He is 88 years old. What has he got to lose other than doing the right thing?
>"Hey government please give us a legally dubious list of people that will mark them all for political murder" is not a reasonable demand.Letting them get away with it is also not reasonable. They need to be held to account, and exposing their names is a pretty surefire way of doing that.
>>212917072>Nick Fuentes is urgently demanding the files, and says he will campaign against Trump unless he gets them.Agent Fuentes should explain why he is literally the only person out of nearly 2000 that wasn't prosecuted for January 6th and his direct, on site calls for violence. Curious thing that.
>>2129170721: No they won't lmao.
2: Yes it is. The fact that you're being totally unreasonable actually reinforces my point here.
3: This would not in any way increase the odds of anyone going to prison. Actually it would reduce it.
4: I agree that it probably did, there's no fucking evidence. How do you think investigations work?
You are seething hard and demanding something unreasonable because you want emotional catharsis. But you won't get it, because you frankly aren't entitled to it. I get that you're seething, but you are the one who is wrong here.
I, on the other hand, actually do want the government to do the right thing, which involves a long legal process that you are trying to ruin.
>Glenn GreenwaldDidn't even read this part.
>Nick FuentesHe already campaigned against Trump retard.
Again, you're not even interested in justice, you just want this to be some sort of own of Trump. But it won't be, because there's nothing for you to own him on, or even any way to do so. You cannot actually impeach the president for refusing to help you form lynch mobs.
>>212917080Of course it won't, they're gonna release a completely nothing and reiterate everything we already know, again.
>>212917096>My FEELINGS demand that you dump sealed evidenceOkay so no. At least this one was short.
>>212917153He's not the only one (eg Ray Epps) but yeah he's glowing.
>>212917211Translation: Unless they release something that shows what I want, it's fake.
So, we're back at the original point, which is that this has nothing whatsoever to do with the victims or justice, you actually just want to hurt the administration to stop them from deporting your foreign friends.
But you lost! And we won! So the deportations will continue.
>>212917195>totally unreasonableWhat the fuck is unreasonable? To release the files?
Your version of "reasonable" is to defend the pedophile rapists and call them "blackmail victims". That's what I call unreasonable.
>demanding something unreasonableYou keep saying this, but you're completely wrong. It's not unreasonable. It's perfectly reasonable, and it was a campaign promise of Trump's.
Trump throughout his presidency has shown a consistent pattern of giving billionaires "whatever they want". Such as his ludicrous corporate tax-cut which is going to absolutely explode our national debt, which is what Elon broke up with him over.
This is just the capstone on the pile. Trump flushing his populist base down the drain as he sells out to billionaires, just like the 4 other presidents before him. War with Iran next.
>>212917230Ray Epps got probation after state demanded at least 6 months sentence. Nicholas El Fuentes didn't get absolutely anything.
>>212917291What is unreasonable is that agent Fuentes still keeps public persona after his obvious involvement with DOJ.
>>212917291Yes. It is unreasonable to ask that they violate court law to release sealed documents. That isn't procedure and there isn't even a proven list of people to release.
>BUH BUH BUH MUH BILLIONAIRESYou mean like Musk, who is currently seething endlessly at Trump?
Nah. You just lost bro. You're a Left wing pig and you're just seething that your attempt to sabotage the president failed. Just like the lies that we were going to war with Iran failed, this will also fail.
I look forward to seeing what you guys come up with in two weeks when it becomes obvious this one isn't working either.
>>212904956Paul Shaffer is a great musician if you look up videos of him not on Letterman.
>>212904216>"I hear Jimmy Kimmel is next. Has even less talent than Colbert!"While this is true, it's still really funny to imagine that's the President of the United States.
>>212917296I didn't know Epps was charged. Thanks for setting me straight.
>>212917291>War with Iran next.Iran already got bitchslapped hard and all they could do was amhadullillahing a bit more quietly and Russhits got humiliated in Ukraine. It doesn't look good for brown hordes lmao.
>>212917349>It is unreasonable to ask that they violate court law to release sealed documents.No, the president can do it in relevant cases. This is such a case.
>there isn't even a proven list of people to release.There is. He lied about that.
>You're a Left wing pigThis is your thinking. Anything that trump says, good. Anything anti-trump bad. You're not even a free thinking agent. You're a true "subhuman" in the sense that your will is sublimated to this other person.
Let's be honest, you just like the fact that Trump talks with a rough tone of voice and sounds masculine, despite being somewhat high pitched and lacking any real baritone.
>>212917438That's really interesting, now asnwer this mr. Agent.
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>>212917448Brown groyper in absolute shambles. Shouldn't you be rewatching Hasan's VODs?
>>212917432Anon, Israel's intention is to go for a full regime change in Iran. This latest confrontation just drew the US in closer. Iran has expelled all the UN nuclear inspectors, since that information was used in the war to target their key people. They are going to be pushing for a bomb out of pure life-or-death necessity. That is the position they are in. This is just the stage for a future confrontation. Israel wants it, so it shall be.
You're just twisting yourself in a knot trying to convince yourself how this is possibly a good thing, calling them "brown retards" like Trump is totally actually doing the right thing by acting as Netanyahu's stooge
>>212917222Well, I don't know which anon you are that I was responding to, but yes, podophiles should be exposed and brought to justice. It is the moral thing to do, plus it would have positive pragmatic effects on the country.
There is no benefit to withholding it. If it were legal NDAs preventing Trump or whatever, he would just say that instead of deflecting like no one should care anymore, or calling it a Democrat hoax.
>>212917438TRVKE lmoa at the desperate muh fuentes deflect
>>212917483Btfoing Iran is a good thing because it makes you squeal like little kufi wearing piggie.
>>212917296>>212917403He also got a sympathy tour from the corporate press. He's 100% a Fed.
Insane to see MAGA keep on defending pedophiles for a 'win' against libs that only exist in their shower thoughts
>>212917538>Btfoing Iran is a good thingNot if it involves starting a new war, which we should not be risking.
>>212917538Iran is nearly on the 180 degree opposite side of the earth from the US. It has no ability to attack the US, it is not a problem or a threat to the US.
The US's main threat is China actually.
The US has been the global superpower since 1991, about 34 years. How has it used that time?
Pretty much the entire time has been spent overturning countries, assasssinating, bombing, regime-changing, and tearing down the countries surrounding Israel, to pave the way for Israel to expand, which they're about to start doing. That is how the US used this brief time as global hegemon, it reached all the way across the world to do this. A normal country would have spent that effort on Mexico, or South America, or something more relevant to itself
>>212917521>There is no benefit to withholding it.As long as a corrupt leadership has the potential to release a list like that, they have the power to threaten public figures with it. "Do as I say or I'll put you on the list of infamy that could be released at any time." It's like having the power Epstein had with all his kompromat, but without the need for any actual blackmail material. As soon as "the list" is public, they lose that power.
>>212917349>It is unreasonable to ask that they violate court law to release sealed documentswtf? It's so obviously reasonable.
If the list in that court case were to be leaked to the public, everyone would treat that whistleblower as the absolute hero that he is.
>>212917624Sorry, I mean no benefit to sane, rational people who don't like pedophiles.
Obviously, there is a benefit for the disgusting Mossad agents to blackmail the powerful, corrupt politicians and get everything they want.
>>212917575Insane to see leftists froth at the mouth over a situation that isnt what they think it is, and will never provide the satisfaction they want. Its a far more complicated situation than simply "Trump on list, Trump bad" That doesnt excuse any of the acts or the people involved in the situation...however like
>>212917624points out there are many layers to the situation.
>>212917666>wtf? It's so obviously reasonable.what's actually unreasonable is those documents being sealed. Why did the court seal them? What are they doing? They should never have been sealed, that's just more corruption. The president can cut through that with a knife.
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>>212917606>overturning countriesBased
>assasssinating,Based
>bombingBased
>regime-changingBased
>tearing down the countriesBased
>surrounding IsraelBased if it makes you seethe in impotent rage. The fuck will lil Timmysallah do? Go on Colbert Report to cry about it LMAOOOOOO
>>212917575Yes and the more they try to squirm their way out of it the more they just look guilty.
>Muh left >muh fuentesWho gives a shit about those losers, the ball is on Donald's hand and he along with his braindead mob chooses to defend the pedophile cabal
>>212917666You lost tho haha Kamala lost Biden lost
>>212917735jew shill post
>>212917736When running for election
>no wars>increase wages for working people>cut the deficit>release the epstein filesAll populist stuff, intended to appeal to working class normal americans
After getting elected
>bombing iran like John McCain/George Bush>tax cuts for rich corporations>massive increases to the national deficit to pay for it all>epstein files don't exist, trust me broAll elite-billionaire sucking stuff. Intended to benefit an extremely privileged elite group of people.
Campaign as one person, deliver the opposite. Modern democracy in a nutshell.
The weirdest part is the crew of cultlike followers drawn in by the populist rhetoric who are now rallying around billionaires and elites.
>>212917736>Who gives a shit about those losersMe, now explain why agent Fuentes was never prosecuted by left run DOJ while thousand others were.
>>212917941>politicians lie to get electedIs this your first day on Earth?
>>212917941Muhh.. Muuuhhh muh. Muh. OK now take off the VR goggles, take out the vax IV drip and start living the real world none of that crap is true aside from Iran in which he gave them clear guides "remove your warfare weaponry in x amount of days and come to the diplomacy table" EVERY single country has 30% nuclear refinement outside of Russia who is in war, and USA. Iran had 60%
>>212917941That is nice and all, but your college debt keeps growing and canvassing is no longer option now that USAID dried up. Gotta find new job buddy, just like your pal Colbert.
I should add nuclear capable countries*