Thread 212910140

Kill Tony is unquestionably the best show in comedy right now and every faggot that tried to trick me into thinking it was bad are absolute fools. This particular episode is probably the funniest thing I've seen all year. The recent Derosa/Butterly episode was hilarious, the recent Jimmy Carr episode was amazing, even the fucking Carrot Top episode is fantastic. This show really is the pinnacle of just old school no holds bar offensive comedy with some of the funniest people in the world roasting and having a good time.

the only time I watch it now is adam ray impressions he is actually insanely funny. the show has never been great though and isn't worth wasting 2 hours on every week

>>212910140 (OP)
How hard was that to type with Hinchcliffe's cock in your mouth?

>>212910182
But dude... We started off in the belly room, and now we're like... selling out stadiums...

The funniest thing he's ever been associated with was insulting Puerto Ricans at that Trump rally, and then Trump winning anyway despite all the hubbub over it.

I don't understand how people can be "roasted" by the most obvious closeted gay in comedy

>>212910140 (OP)
Everything about the show that isn't Adam ray or whatever celebrity guest is fucking terrible
Hinchcliffe has never been funny

>>212910250
it would have gotten memoryholed either way it wasn't that big of a deal the media was just rabid for ragebait in the lead up to the election

Ditch that cunt, Rabbi. It's Bron Breakkker time!

>>212910177
Maybe colbert will do kill tony start to rehabilitate his image

>>212910310
Dollars to donuts he'll do some gay Gavin Newsome style podcast where he tries to "reconnect a deeply divided country" (YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER ITS YOUR FAULT!)

>watch the newest KT
>black guy was the first bucket pull of the night
>second bucket pull is also a black guy
>third bucket pull somehow also ends up being a black guy which is very rare for the show
>by this point the hilariously racist white audience spontaneously starts laughing at the 3rd black guy as soon as he comes out because of the crazy odds and at the same time, the black guy has no idea what's going on or why everyone is laughing
>comedy ensues
I truly love this show

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1ShVccofdq4

>>212910364
Maybe Colbert should just be FUNNY again, somewhere along the way he seems to have forgotten how to do that.

>>212910177
>the show has never been great though and isn't worth wasting 2 hours on every week
This is bullshit and you know it

>>212910368
>in this episode: people in Texas pretend Texas isn't grossly overpopulated by Mexicans and niggers
>you see, it's funny because the odds of 3 black people being bucket pulled in Austin Texas is astronomically high(it's not, Austin is full of niggers and homeless)
On the next episode maybe they'll go to San Antonio and act surprised there are so many Mexicans there

>>212910407
it's just so inconsistent. if you have nothing better to do it's fine but 3/4 of eps are shit

I don't get the Tony hate.
Like he isn't insanely funny, but I also don't think he is particularly unfunny either. Not to the point of being offensively annoying like Kreicher or Segura.
Either way Kill Tony usually has a guest that is genuinely pretty funny like Normand, Gillis, or Ray.

>>212910140 (OP)
It's very dependent on the panel he has on. If Adam Ray, Harland, or Shane are going to be on, I'll watch it. Others it depends. The premise of the one minute bucket pulls is a great idea, but sometimes the bucket pulls can be too painful to watch.

Is Casey Rocket gone? I tuned out when Tony kept acting like he was funny

>comedy
sage

>>212910140 (OP)
My roommate is really into this guy and sends me shit with him occasionally. I feel like there’s too many levels of irony and meta humor I’m supposed to already know in order for this to actually be funny to me

>>212910260
>the most obvious closeted gay in comedy

Is he really though?

>>212910503
there are inside jokes but it doesn't matter, the only funny parts worth watching are when celebrities sperg out like macho man

>>212910140 (OP)
You have really shit taste, OP. You'd have had a subscription to Maxim magazine 20 years ago.

>>212910431
You're basically just admitting you don't watch the show. Pulling 3 black dudes in a row is something that almost never happens. The majority of the time, we might get 1 black person on the show that isn't a regular. Never 3 in a row. Also just because there are a lot of black people in Austin doesn't inherently mean they're signing up for a comedy show, especially one that appeals to mostly a white demographic. That's why when you look at the audience of these shows, it's almost entirely white which is a running gag on the show. Literally there have been instances of black people getting pulled out of the bucket and then being shocked when they get on stage by fact the crowd is white people and they always mention that on the mic when it happens.

>>212910461
Tony can be amazing on the show and will often throw out some of the funniest jokes of the night. I genuinely feel like haters just choose to not acknowledge when he's funny which is all the time.

>>212910594
Yeah.... More black dudes are going to show up when you cocksuck David Lucas and cam Patterson, niggers are flies to honey when you let them in white spaces and surprise surprise, niggers are in Texas.

>>212910140 (OP)
Kill Tony has had a demonstrable negative effect on comedy by giving all these unfunny amateur comics no real incentive to ever actually try to get better, but instead just keep going back to bask in the ironic attention and become famous for the wrong reasons. That gay black dude who thought he was Patrice Incarnate but just bitched about cancel culture all the time and would throw a tantrum at the slightest ribbing is a perfect example.

>>212910653
say what you want but Tony doesn't hold back when it comes to anybody. Yes he favors the regulars but these guys have to write a new minute of comedy every single week and perform while millions of people ae watching. There's not a single comedian that can do that unless they have a team of writers working for them and even then they don't hit every single time.

Golberg died so BreaKKKer can fly. It's poetic in a way.

Hatch doesn't like the Steiners

Kill Tony and all his friends took turns boning a homeless gay black dude WITH AIDS who hung out at the Comedy Store. As degenerate as you think faggots are, they’re even grosser. HEADLINERS took this guy home every single night…r.i.p. Boon

>>212910761
>a new minute
You mean steal jokes off twitter?

>>212910697
>by giving all these unfunny amateur comics no real incentive to ever actually try to get better
There are people who have bombed on the show and then come back years later and do extremely well. To say these people don't get better is just objectively wrong. It just seems like you dislike very specific people and are generalizing because of it.

>>212910842
gee I guess every single comedian on the show does that because you said so.

>>212910638
Hi Tony u r gay

>>212910882
Gee I guess it never happens because the only time you hear jokes is when you watch Kill Tony

>>212910140 (OP)
It was good 6 years ago. and by good, I mean watching Tony and his band be passive aggressive faggots and the the bucket pulls being crazy LA bums as well as actually funny people. it's all the same humor now in Austin/Kill Tony. it's all BLACK GAY TRANS SEX FUCK.

>>212910368
kek that's funny

>>212910761
Tony, u r gay

>>212910761
>There's not a single comedian that can do that unless they have a team of writers working for them and even then they don't hit every single time.
Civvies will never understand how hard this really is

>>212910911
Funny how you didn't name any examples. I'm not even claiming it doesn't ever happen. Obviously I don't go on twitter because I'm not a faggot. I just know you don't have any examples to pull from which is why I replying

>>212911007
Casey Rocket
Can Patterson
David Lucas
That Mexican guy who got real famous for like 10 minutes
Not one single joke any of them has ever told was not told first on Twitter.
>name one joke
EVERY JOKE, pull up their minutes, the first joke, the last joke, take your pick

>>212911056
I accept your concession

>>212911099
Go off queen
https://youtube.com/shorts/WvGRBs_E5Go?si=jP6dfTEPFG7WT9tr

>>212910512
Damn Sam you still mad asf at Harley for making you look gay and retarded?

i've only every seen clips of of it outside that trump and biden episode and i don't really get the appeal of it also that fat nigger is one of the least funny people to ever live

>>212910761
>say what you want but Tony doesn't hold back when it comes to anybody
it took him literal years to finally rid himself of hans kim. if you reach regular status it's in his interest to artificially inflate your perception with the crowd

>>212911291
This
>Hans Kim: yeah I dated a girl once, but I'm Asian, so you can call me Kung Pao pussylickin I guess......
>HANS FUCKING KIM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO THE BEST FUCKING NIGHT OF YOUR LIVES!!!!!
part of what makes Adam Rays impersonation so great is that finally someone's putting a mirror up to how fucking gay and cringe Tony is

>>212911258
>that fat nigger is one of the least funny people to ever live
You mean the guy who's on the show like twice a year? The appeal is that he sometimes has good sets, sometimes doesn't. Sometimes he has good roasts with the panel, other times he phones it in. He can be a bit of a mixed bag but there's plenty of times of him being funny on the show. You've only seen him fail

>>212911355
Montgomery sucks too.

>>212910273
Tony got rekt by a goddamn cripple lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DArlMmQ4eJg

>>212911351
>what makes Adam Rays impersonation so great is that finally someone's putting a mirror up to how fucking gay and cringe Tony is
That's your takeaway? It's funny how even when Tony will allow people to make fun of him just to put on a good show and have a good time, you guys are so miserable that you'll still find a way to cry about him. It's actually baffling.

>>212911460
Hi Tony, you suck and the show wouldn't exist without Redban

>>212911402
He did get him good that's for sure. Even the best roasters lose battles sometimes. I watched a podcast one time where Redban of all people absolutely destroyed Shane Gillis and made him visibly embarrassed. Moments like that are fun

>>212911498
>the show wouldn't exist without Redban
This applies to JRE as well. It's weird how Redban is responsible for two of the biggest podcasts in the world. He's also the producer of YMH

>>212911460
They don't actually hate him. It's just fun to call him gay and stuff because that's the meme

>>212911602
>YMH
Alright I take back what I said about Kill Tony,
YMH is fucking awful

>>212911351
Hans has been surprisingly funny the last few times he's been on. People forget the reason why these guys become regulars in the first place is because they were really funny once upon a time. Then they have to perform every single week so you see them often fail because a position like that is impossible to be consistent in. Once they leave the show for long stretches of time and come back every now and then, they often have funny sets. when they have time to actually think and write jokes outside of the constraint of a weekly hustles, they're pretty good. Not sure why people don't understand this.

>>212911757
>Its okay that the regulars are consistently not funny because they need the exposure and will be funny later

>>212911794
You're unironically bothered by an occasional regular having a weak 1 MINUTE set... sometimes? Doesn't seem like an issue to me. If it ultimately benefits them in the future, who cares. It's a two hour show and you often get a fun interview out of them even if the minute isn't anything spectacular.

>>212911869
>I enjoy being frequently not entertained because I have a weird parasocial relationship with the regulars

>>212910431
>>212910594
Less than 8% of the population of Austin are nogs. That's extremely low for a major city in a former slave state. Only SA has a lower % out of the big 5 cities in Texas.

>>212911896
not entertained by what exactly? You act like most people watch the show because of the 1 minute of comedy and not the interview/roasting section of the show. There's a reason why Tony asks the audience whether they prefer comedians do either good or bad on the show, and the overwhelming majority go crazy when they for bad. It's why they watch the show. When a comedian does do well, it's simply a bonus, but the meat of the show are the interviews and making fun of the comedians. That's literally what separates Kill Tony from being just a generic showcase of stand-up comedy.

>>212911757
not reading all that shit nigga, he sucks. the random homeless schizos that wander on are funnier than any of the regulars

>>212912101
You apparently haven't been watching the show since Ari Matti became a regular. That guy is one of the best comedians on the planet

Tony GOATcliffe

>>212910140 (OP)
It may be the best show but it's really not that great. Tony is not that funny or likeable. Adam is great though and the light of that show

>>212912723
Tony not that funny? He's been carrying the show for like 12 years lmao

Attell > Shane > Adam

>>212910478
I thought he was funny the first couple times I saw him
But then the act stayed the same..

You will get waves of sam hyde spam all over the board for years despite him NEVER being relevant outside this site and being one of the unfunniest guys alive

meanwhile tony’s show is actually funny and gets millions of views with sometimes a funny celebrity as a guest and yet /tv/ will sperg out and shit on kill tony for no fucking reason when this feels like the perfect show for this board

It also didnt help that jannies ACTIVELY banned kill tony threads and kept fishtank generals up before the netflix special DESPITE THE SHOW BEING FUCKING MORE TV RELATED AND HAVING CELEBRITIES

i fucking hate this site. All sam hyde threads should be permabanned

>>212910140 (OP)
KT fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks it's so boring and gay. I don't even watch when they have good guests anymore it's just so bad.

>>212914183
yeaaahh truuuee fellow chudster
>goes back to watching sam hyde say nigger and faggout 100 times in a row

>>212914238
I don't think his stuff is funny either, especially his new show, it's bad. I can dislike more than one thing. It sounds like the constant spam from his shill army and botnet mindbroke you. Log off for a while, go outside. You don't need to sit on /tv/ for 8 hours a day.

>>212914411
>especially his new show
you actually went through the effort to search his show and watch it? You definitely are an ex fan or in denial. Nobody gives two fucks about sam outside this website, he might as well not exist to everyone

>>212914411
>Log off for a while, go outside. You don't need to sit on /tv/ for 8 hours a day.
You're right. It's better to join random threads and bitch about the topic instead because that's clearly more productive

>>212914500
sam hyde cultists are delusional so you dont have to question it

>>212911239
We agree then. There's a 13th generation Swedish-Irish-British-German contender.

>>212910140 (OP)
its shit, chud comedy is shit, you are shit

>>212914657
don't worry, things will soon go back to the way things were, with people getting banned for the slightest ideological infraction.

>>212910140 (OP)
get some friends, incel. you're turning gay.

>>212914481
>>212914500
NO actually you're right. Fuck this thread, fuck this board. Keep posting, keep complaining. Fuck everything and fuck you. Not joking, 100% for real you are right.