Thread 212911782

>HOH: Jimmy
>Noms: Adrian, Keanu, Kelley
>Veto: Keanu (Kaycee won for him)

previously on /bb/: >>212903315

anyone else miss them as much as me? ;__;

they think that Ava took Jimmy seriously when he said she was going up when he was just joking

>>212911848
>This post is extremely low quality.

>>212911782 (OP)
very cute and based pippi longstocking OP image

>>212911848
this but big mak and little leah

gamergrrl heated!

>>212911848
fuck no

>>212911848
this but shelby

>>212911782 (OP)
it's very wholesome that they let downies participate in this show

>>212911923
You think she's still pissed about the Truth or Dare incident?

>>212911921
i always got the vibe that Mak secretly didn't like Leah and didn't really like how physical Leah was all the time

>>212911848
April and Ollie was the only good interracial showmance

>>212911921
wait a second... is something up with big mak's feet? they seem small?

>>212911848
>pootard and bluetard
YUCK
don't make me bottomless bluetard hate or daily jared hate post

Jimmy is saying it's not a diamond veto that Kelley has? I thought it was confirmed that it was?

>>212911955
they gotta do the t-shirt twist again, especially if it's on live feeds and has a timer attached

Jimmy: "I think [Will] would love it if I'm straight with him"

>>212911996
hmm..you know i've always thought something was off about her. maybe they're normal feet but her body is just too big?

Jimmy is trying to push everyone to vote out Will over Kelley now since she will be on the block every week.

Morgan says she is "such an empath"

morgan is cringe

>>212912159
>>212912146
I didn't think Morgan would end up being the girl that fucking cries all the time and crashes out regularly

ALERT ALERT MORGDOWN ALERT ALERT

King Jimmy has declared he has "no other option" but to put Will up

>>212911976
zach was sitting between her and lauren at the kitchen counter and i could feel the zach energy bouncing between both of them. him trying to overload one side or the other
but yes, morgan will go for lauren

Jimmy: "Amy is an easy renom"
Kat: "But also her being on three weeks in a row..."
Jimmy: "Well, who gives a shit?"

>>212912215
it's kinda true since he will most likely have to put up 5 people. kind of a rough HOH honestly. would be a perfect week to snipe Rachel but he thinks it's "too soon" or some shit

>>212912146
she's one of those types who probably romanticizes libraries and thinks she's above everything

>>212912146
mickey says that too

Now Jimmy counting the votes says Mickey is willing to vote out Will

>>212911848
ETERNAL BLUE HATE.

Jimmy is a ________
((you) fill in the blank)

damn rachel really looks different than back in the day

>>212912323
gay

>>212912348
shes trying to steal kelleys look

>>212912323
famewhore

>>212912325
this is how i know this is all AI. like how are you not showing me an actual person right now?

Jimbo is telling Kat and Lauren that Mickey is cool with voting out Will when she told him she's going to keep him if he's on the block like five minutes ago, this is messy

>>212912348
holy CUTE

>>212912323
25 year old man

>>212912323
dirty slut.
What do you think his body count is?

>>212912402
that's a hilarious 1 but u gotta pick something realistic

>>212912323
drug addict

>>212912405
he literally talked about going to gay clubs and immediately finding a guy to fuck within the first 30 seconds

Was Mickey saying someone farted and thought they shit their pants and blamed the slop? Maybe Rachel?

>>212912405
100 minimum

>>212912465
it was her and morgan talking last night and she was ripping ass

damn morgan never stops crying

>>212912522
i'm curious if she will ever take her braids out during the show. I remember T'Kor saying she was going to like every week and then finally did like a week before she got booted

>>212912631
those ropes don't look as easy to take out as tkor's braids desu
but nbomb hair is a total mystery to me so who knows

>>212911883
This except it's a 1am quadcam of a comfy chiller's legend25 meeting and a nympho latina breaking in a 21 yr old never-been-kissed virgin

Kek it's the absolute death of Rachel's game if she chooses Morgan over Amy

>>212912705
>never-been-kissed virgin
you don't remember when we found his black autist hs gf?

they said that Keanu was in the lead for most of the comp but Kaycee eventually took over

>>212912722
her game is honestly pretty shit anyway, she spends way too much time cooped up with amy/ashley/both, and both of them are very much considered easy early targets by the house
if she survives to jury it's purely because these people decide they want her there

I need Morgan to start channeling her inner Vanessa

>>212912128
I pray to God that this bitch will NEVER get the chance to "defend" me in a legal setting

we need morgan deep into this game
her schizo meltdowns are fun feeds

Jimmy told Ava that she's safe this week, he can't tell her who he will nom but it's going to be a house vote to evict that person, and she's free to vote with the house or throw out a sympathy vote if she wants

Jimmy keeps flipping who he wants to go. He's now saying that Amy should absolutely be safe this week and Will would go even against Amy and Kelley

>>212912791
Yeah we need the love triangle for as long as possible, I'm on the side of the fence that actually thinks Lauren likes Zach

went from a no on showmance to
>love him but not going to marry him
yeah kath will be carrying TMC's third baby soon enough

HE'S SO OLD HOW CAN YOU NOMINATE HIM?

HES SO OLD

we need them to lez out

>ashley: he's so ollld
bruh ashley done need to be out last week

>>212912791
imagine how hairy of a bush Morgan will have 60 days from now..

also, i have cooked up 12 dino chicken nuggies for din din in honor of kelley

>>212912860
jimmys excuse that someone else should evict ashley was the dumbest thing I've ever heard
she would be the easiest nom possible

>>212912854
cuties!

>>212912860
would be extremely based if she went up this week. i don't get why it's not been thrown out there

all this schizoing is over just one renom btw
assuming kelly uses her power and wins he's putting someone else up as well

>>212912631
Her in the Jankie World hat because her hair was fucked up being the renom & bawling her eyes out was a delight for how awful she was.

>it's either him (will) or one of you two, i mean one of the girls
Hisam - I mean jimmy is reaching critical levels of hohitis tonight in his spiral

>>212912705
Such an incredible time to watch the feeds til Zombie Week happened.

can someone break down the tension between Jimmy and Ashley now? they both wanna know something from each other but I was spacing out when it started

>>212912878
yummers

>>212912950
ashley is an actual sperg who doesn't see conversational context cues to save her life and jimmy is in full blown hohmania tyrant mode

hard brother

>>212912950
ashley is starting to grate people

>>212912741
>>212912760
CUTEE

>>212912762
rachel's not even a good player. she's just a cuntier jordan.

why does jimmy keep saying he has to nominate 5 people?

>>212911848
anyone remember his rapping name pooshiesty or somethin

>>212913015
jimbo's gonna nom katherine for how she BTFO him there

>>212912829
it fits, honestly

>>212913075
They think he'll have to replace Kelley if she "activates" her power

>>212913075
already nominated three, will nominate four thanks to keanu coming down and probably five assuming kelley isn't retarded and wins her compveto and comes down as well

>>212913076
poohunit i think? i remember his rap video being posted. was fun to groove to an a fun ironically way

>>212912950
it was something about Ashley wanting to know who suggested that she was being put up. I think Jimmy wanted to know who had the last power and was accusing her of knowing or having it but Ashley refused to say. it was awkward

Will just sits on that fucking couch like a slug while they plot his demise

>>212913151
let the man cook

Jimmy just unironically told his alliance aka "group of people" that you should never listen to other people in BB because if he had done that he would have nominated the wrong people

Ah holy shit Jimmy is gone mad with power.

>>212913131
thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXl5gxmiXg&list=RDzJXl5gxmiXg&start_radio=1
ts funny asf

morgan/mickey/rachel whacking jimmy for his nom plans
yeah very low odds he makes jury

>>212913289
#fire #sploogespot #cookiescrumble

jimmy is such an evil fag i love him

>>212913292
he's losing focus

we all knew jimmy would be a kino hoh but this is something kek
he's spiraling hard

he would be doing fine if he didnt tell the brown peoples hes gonna put up one of their own

>>212913327
he's exactly the sort of cunty gay we need on the show occasionally for just this sort of drama

>>212913323
what would they rather him do? i don't get it

>>212913430
not put a cookout person up

>>212913430
>guys keep getting kicked out
>girls lets get uppity about this

>>212913430
each of them probably has a different target in mind but they all agree they wouldn't want will or amy out basically

>morgan: best case she fucks it up (the puzzle kelley has to do) and we can send her home
fuck you morgan

>>212913482
rachel wants vince out for some reason

Please don't quit your job if you have kids to go on a reality show please.

>jimmy walked in to the shittalking group briefly
that probably has his antennas up they were a trio together, hope it stokes his hisamania further

the old farts are complaining about the youngins

>>212913555
>sits down
>immediately starts shit talking ashley
>feeds switch

>>212913051
she's a shit tier Janelle/Amanda

>>212913520
She's the only person who can tell that he's fake to everyone he talks to

is "fishtank" different from "big brother"?
I don't give a single shit about either, I've just been surprised to discover there's actually two *different* threads about watching this type of content
is hyde related to one or both?

>>212913635
holy newfag

>>212913635
big brother is the original and a proper cable tv show with all the restrictions and such that entails
fishtank is loosely based on big brother but its edgier cousin and much less care about rules, restrictions etc. leaving aside wigger incompetence too

>>212913635
They're literally the same thing.

>>212913635
hi. newfriend
/bb/ has been a thing here since 2012

>>212913694
>here
in that this is a spee thread

>>212913722
well yeah, but we were exiled

>>212913635
julie chen does big brother LOVE ONE ANOTHER

>>212913596
Gen X got "them kids are disrespectful" just as fast as their boomer parents did.

>>212913699
kek literally me in MSPaint doing the screenshot because i forgot there was a vertical flip button

>>212913694
terrifying
I guess normalfaggots didn't have discord then

>>212913773
They have a right to complain when they have to live with Ashley, Rylie, etc
Literally no one likes zoomers

>kat:ashley we can be friends outside of here but your gameplay pisses me the fuck off
>also people make lunch for you and its fucking weird

>>212913851
rylie has cte and ashley is a certain variety of sub-jack & jill black person that's insufferable

outside open i think
they just game them big brother towels? blankets?

>>212913927
>oh fuck it's icky again

Here goes Ashley spazzing out about Will going up "this can't happen!"

>>212913927
me in the blue

I heard Mama Dud played in the veto as part of Keanu's power?

>>212913945
nbombs united

>>212913981
I think they did a gag where they initially made keanu think she was playing then kaycee came out kek

>>212913981
i think it was the HoH comp and it was a video maybe? kelley was talking about being following around like a creeper or something

>>212914001
I'd assume dud wasn't actually there and it was on a screen or something.

>>212914001
cute

kelly is gay as shit

nightmare blunt trio on that hammock

Someone post the webm of dud flying into the ballpit. Thought I had it saved but apparently not.

>>212914060
>that double chin
jimmy would probably fight someone bold enough to show him this in person kek

>>212914050
House turns you gay. Never forget that weird last week of Izzy & Cirie.

>>212914050
you poop gayness

>>212914058
I would get blunted with kat

>>212914092
fuck you say to me?

kitty kat fucked off fast

>>212914050
Please post webm of Kelly rubbing down someone's ass.

>>212914078
this?
https://streamable.com/g0s32m
had to streamable it because 4chan is being autistic about it for some reason

Kelley is such a psycho, I love her

>>212914195
giwtwm

>>212914211
i hope she wins her veto. cause i do think she may be donezo if she is up there come thursday

cuddling with the person who nommed you and still has you on the block is insane
equally so from jimmy's end
man I'm enjoying this season

kelleys gonna mindfuck jimmy

>Jimmy: I'm sorry, if I ever get HoH again, I'm never putting you up again.
>Kelley: Yeah, Vince said the same thing, haha...
Poor girl

do you think Kelley smells nice?

>>212914261
wonder if she's the long distance girl he talked about

>>212914288
1 hundo p

>>212914173
kek yes that one, thank you

>>212914288
yeah even when she be stinking

>>212914173
just disappears into a pit of balls

>>212914298
or the one that didn't love jebus enough

name our band

Ok papadudbros, give it to me straight
How fucked are we?

>>212914395
depends who we sit next to post blockbusters/10

>>212914388
The prejuries

>>212914388
Park Linkin

poor papa dud

>>212914388
>>212914422
>>212914426

>>212914452
how does he get out of this scrape?

production told the old man hes going home and to go do a pity party outside

>>212914395
We're good. If Kelley doesn't use her power/loses the comp, the house immediately votes her out. In the case that Kelley comes off and gets replaced with Amy, I feel like he'd have enough votes to stay.

>>212914388
>>212914426
Don't worry bros, Dr. Will Williams will find a way.

>>212914388
Run the Tools

they keep thinking kelley is going to win this veto but expect the unexpected
i do hope she wins it desu i need more kelley khaos in the house

>>212914505
it's over
he's a student of the game, he knows

almost feel bad for him but then remember he's lying to these people about something benign as being in the army so he can fuck off

let papa dud cook
he'll mindfuck these donkeys like you wouldn't believe

she's institutionalized, she's losing it, she's going wilson-mode
like a week and change in

shout out pete the pet sock

>>212914639
and the lemon yet to be named

>it was like this (mimes an inclining slope), then tucker left and it kinda plateaued and then [FISH]
they censored him for telling the truth

shes skinny enough she looks like she lives on an island to begin with

>>212914639
this SSRI addicted mutt pussy is probably off the chain yo

>>212914639
alright morgan has to stick around
meme with some actual gamebot to her

>it was like this
>and then tucker left and it kind plateaued
>then dro--
>we'll be right back

>>212911848
least repulsive showmance of that season

>>212914800
>feeds come back
>is the 3 usual cunts on all 4 cams

>>212914669
>>212914800
dud missiles never end

>>212914800
they really cut feeds for 5+ minutes because bb26 was mid as fuck

loser girls at the hot tub

>>212914856
>wah wah wah, we have to play comps, why isn't it bb2 where I [ashley] could get by on my impeccable social game

>>212914800
Based Papa Dud shooting truths

rachel amy and ashley agreeing vinnie gotta go!

>>212913625
what movie was she in?

>cut from butt to mouth talk
fuck
you
button
boy

Kelley is hyped up

da fuq is oat cheese

>production gives oak teek wood cologne to jimmy in his HoH basket
>keanu say that is his favorite
what was meant by this?

kelly is off the fucking hook
one sip of safety and she's gone feral

im surprised will is still up

yah
yah
yah

>>212914569
is he? he just said he came back from iraq

kelley is a menace

bros did you know kelly traveled a bunch
>>212915236
she finna rape this spwink

I've been to 46 states (soon to be 48)

>>212915236
girl is c r a z y

>morgan: today was the first time a cried
LIAR!

the fuck is up with feeds this year
if I paid for this I'd be insanely pissed off

are they finna sleep?

>>212915447
They're afraid of another situation like Taylor's bullying blowing up in the tabloid rags

>>212915447
feels like they decided to take the weekend off and let the scripts control feeds

The Boomers of the house are complaining about Gen Z again

lauren is a good woman

where's our boy keanu

>What is that smell?
immediate feed cut

>>212915448
It's Saturday and it's not even midnight in la

>>212915653
they got the stink yo

so they invited kaycee back and made it a ball catching veto?

real. love. perseveres.

>>212915727
the disgust in his face is palpable

>my brother and I love to golf together
>when I'm golfing together I just get drink and drive the cart
>we have a rule where before the 18th hole we shotgun a beer

>>212915671
it interesting how weekends mean nothing to them. only wednesday and friday really matter for sleep

>>212915751
how did golf get to a lets get hammered sport? whenever i golf i literally cant drink cause it fucks my swing to the umpteenth power

>>212915447
i can only get so mad when i am paying $2 for 60 days of feeds

>>212915778
a lot of dudes treat it as more of a social thing than actually giving a fuck about the game itself

>>212915751
when I'm golfing like shit* I just get drunk and drive the cart, sorry
>>212915778
barstool shit

>>212915798
that makes sense. kinda like bowling

lauren misses her phone so much

rachel preaching the just win comps yo strategy

Hate to psychoanalyze the houseguests but I genuinely think ashley is on the spectrum. Anyone else get that vibe?

have they gotten booze other than hoh?

>>212915885
she doesn't feel like an aspie otherwise but she is by far one of the least socially competent hgs I've seen in a long time

amy is already giving up

not a footfag but whatever is going on at the hot tub looks grim

>>212915885
she just seems very insecure and lacks self awareness. probably not autism but just absolutely not used to being on tv or around people outside her bubble her entire life

>>212915934
well she takes adderall twice a day so we know she's adhd. maybe her cognitive functions decline enough to let her mask slip which was very evident when she was drunk and the only reason I think shes autistic. we've seen actual spergs have better social games than her so i think there's something there.

TOTAL HAG DEATH

>>212915952
old native american proverb
the best time to not quit your job of 20 years was 2 months ago
the second best time is now

>rachel having her own personal hell of amy constantly blaming aligning with her for her downfall
kek
also I seriously think mickeys power is going to be a dud, almost everyone is correctly guessing she has one she's going to be fucked if she tries to use it

>>212915952
better to leave this week and go back to your job than get kicked in 2 weeks and leave unemployed

>>212915952
makes me even madder that she stayed over my husbando zae

>>212915984
would a woman that insecure be so brazen with all of her social faux pas? Her bougie discussion with rachel last night was a great example of how she just gets a totally different read from the same convo as everybody else.

>>212916011
i just think her side is gonna win, she's only gonna use it if keanu or kelly win which sucks

the ava character is out of the DR

>I just don't want to be associated with jimmy
>I don't like him as a person
finookbros...

>>212916065
they let her hit some #weed

how hairy do we think ava is down there?

kek Ashley right next to Will blasting out the info that he's annoyed with the Zoomers

>>212916103
similar to the hat she's wearing right now

>>212916103
extremely

>>212916073
damn who said that?

is ava never not on?

>>212916135
she was rough during have not but clearly normal ava is an energizer bunny

>>212916103
betting she's a turbo slut so she shaves it bare

>>212916151
>he thinks the chick that bases her entire personality around the 60 & 70s shaves

why are zoomer girls so foul mouthed?

>>212916151
bet her asshole is hairy tho

>>212916173
she's also an oversexed zoomer though

>>212916176
the music they listen to

I'd eat lauren's poop

ava is letty and hope solo down there

these feeds are nightmate tier, im out

lovely freezing on the pluto feeds

rachel probing ava for personal life info and she doesn't want to share

>>212916250
based autist

honestly hope rachel, keanu and kelley stay around for as long as possible to annoy these hgs

>>212916258
this is the one you simp for, /bb/?

>>212916226
night babe

>>212916307
lots of fuckers horny for rodents in here

>>212916037
what did she say?

>>212916303
remove rachel and i'll agree

based kelly dunking on faggot vince's face

>>212916408
ashley called rachel bougie in the bathroom after the truth & dare game. rachel was pissed yet ashley kept pressing the issue like it was funny.

>>212916180
She also doesn't shave her armpits nor her legs

>>212916492
Ashley's obliviousness is why I love her, she's starring in The Ashley Show and everyone else is a supporting character

>>212916307
i speak for no one but myself but kelley is my derby horse girl for me

>>212916541
exactly. the longer she stays the better. girl is more autistic than keanu

>>212916580
She's just a drug head hopped up on amphetamine

>>212916516
is that ava and her bf?

>>212916616
yeah, thats ava and me

he considered his hot mess performance tonight whipping votes? kek jimbo is cooked

sure jimmy

cuck cam

kek Morgan doesn't want Will up but she's unable to say who she would put up in the same situation

>>212916613
>a drug head hopped up on amphetamine
aka a kino machine

>>212916757
>i have black hair so im a fellow cookout member you cant put any of themzzz up

>>212916757
wtf is that. tell me a name hooker. if you are going to work me into not putting up who i am saying i am putting up. give me a name

>>212916739
I kinda wonder if they cast a sexyblack like Cam or X in there instead of retard Keanu and old married Will how these girlies would be reacting
Mickey would probably be stalker levels of obsessed

>>212916516
santana mogs

>>212916791
they probably only focus on so many cast members to showmance

>did you dream about me
holy fuck morgan tone it down bruh

>>212916821
lets. fucking. go.

>>212916757
I think she would put lauren or katherine up but also knows there's 0% chance of that happening so she's stuck
genuinely not sure why there's no talk of ashley or rylie though beyond thinking jimmy shut it down

why does everyone hate ashley

morgan somehow manages to spill spaghetti harder than people like quinncel. I didn't think it was possible

>>212916809
I mean 8 dudes, Jimmy is gay, 7. Zae is Zaesty, 6. Will is married, 5. Vince in a relationship, 4.

So you have Zach as your top hunk
Rylie but he's weird looking
Keanu and Adrian who are fucking nerds

I'm sure there was a hunky black guy who made it far in casting

>>212916871
well then you have to factor in the girls that made it on and their preferences

>>212916888
Ava, Kelley, and Rachel are in relationships
Every other girl is prime showmance bait

cant lie i love the zach + morgan more than lauren + zach

>>212916936
morgans constant spaghetti spilling is entertaining chemistry compared to the barebones friends tier shit you get from him and lauren alone

milkies

morgan crashing out
he
is
not
into
you

>>212917032
he might not be. but time heals the age of progression!

>>212917032
>that spergout at zach because he said she was acting sus
it's ogre for her showmance hopes
I got the ick through the damn screen

rachel is not joining your retarded polynesian ass

>>212917067
give a gamergrrl some grace. i think they could still build something.

production should just come out and slap kelly

>>212917086
yeah, legos in the jury house

Morgan needs to wait for a Zach HOH and then bring the stool into the shower if ya know what I mean

knew morgan was gunning for katherine and lauren

>>212917220
mmhmmm

keep pushing vinnie's name

>drop spaghetti all over the place in front of your oneitis
>immediately go to discuss evicting oneitis' crush
she's baaaaaaaack!

>>212917220
jealous asl

>>212917325
>>212917325
>>212917325
new