Why do assholes get all the girls while us nice guys get NOTHING

>>212917082 (OP)
That's not how it works in real life. Being an asshole or not has nothing to do with it. Girls merely choose who they find more physically attractive. Don't bring any dark triad nonsense into this.

>>212917082 (OP)

https://youtu.be/4TVTm5xfvjk?si=ZvNFz7zyEsA057VP

>>212917106
Physical attractiveness that could be augmented with status of your occupation.

>>212917082 (OP)
because you're not indian
sowwy, saars. women adore the BIC

>>212917082 (OP)
Lisa immediately asked Nelson out after he violently assaulted Millhouse in front of her.

>>212917082 (OP)
Because god hates the weak

I'm an asshole and I get no pussy

>>212917082 (OP)
Ultimately, the only thing females find attractive is power. Size, money, status- everything they gravitate towards is essentially a form of power.

Nice guys were right a lot. I think their sense of entitlement meant the whole internet (feminists, trad cucks, PUAfags, redpillers, etc) used them as low hanging fruit to make fun of or debunk but I think the crux of their argument is true. But it's not just relationships, being nice will mean some people will see it as weakness. It's sad but that's how it is.

>>212917249
Accurate and astute observation

Bart got the girl?

>>212917334
Nice guys are just victims of the feminist conspiracy against men who were brainwashed from birth to believe that women love Woman Respecters and you get laid by being a kind and thoughtful person and unfortunately did not have male figures in their life to tell them that women cum from being choked out and slapped during sex. Their resentment is understandable, it's like all those people who got told they had to go to college and get good grades to get a good job and ended up flipping burgers anyway because no one told them what you actually have to do is suck dick and flatter influential people. Sure, you should have figured it out on your own but you should never have gotten the trash information to begin with.

>>212917082 (OP)
Millhouse married her

lisa/nelson is such a cringe pairing. literally could not be any worse if they tried.

Cram

>>212917082 (OP)
This is by far the most accurate moment to real life in any episode of the Simpsons ever