All you need to make a movie is an Iphone - /tv/ (#212918863) [Archived: 290 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:50:09 AM No.212918863
28yl
28yl
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Whats your excuse not making your movie?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:53:22 AM No.212918910
>>212918863 (OP)
>make a movie on the cheap
Then what ? You’d still need to be able to distribute it and/or advertise it
I guess you could sink money into a vanity project and just basically put it out for free in the hopes of getting a better gig later for it
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:56:55 AM No.212918959
I'm dumb
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:59:23 AM No.212918992
>>212918863 (OP)
i dont have iphones, drones and a goat
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:59:57 AM No.212919000
>>212918863 (OP)
Critics destroying what little self esteem I have left.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:59:59 AM No.212919003
Sean Baker made Takeout for $2000.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:00:58 PM No.212919021
>>212918910
>You’d still need to be able to distribute it and/or advertise it
Anon, it's 2025. You don't need to do partnership deals with big companies.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:01:10 PM No.212919027
>>212918863 (OP)
He had a custom made rig that held like 50 iPhones in different spots
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:02:06 PM No.212919048
kymysys
kymysys
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what about actors? do you think my aging elderly mother would make a fine female protagonist? i might be able to convince her to play as teenage demon huntress.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:04:08 PM No.212919076
>>212918910
if you make something distributers think might have an audience they will fight each other to pay you for the rights.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:04:19 PM No.212919085
>>212919048
just use your friends and local villagers
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:08:42 PM No.212919143
>>212918863 (OP)
Android poorfags btfo.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:50:26 PM No.212919731
>>212918863 (OP)
Is it really that easy?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:52:12 PM No.212919759
>>212919048
You've never seen Bowfinger?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:55:42 PM No.212919806
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>>212918863 (OP)
I’m not Danny Boyle
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:15:32 PM No.212920087
>>212918863 (OP)
There is nothing more depressing than movie production costs falling like 10000% and having absolutely fucking zero good new movies created that wouldn't have otherwise existed as a consequence. The medium is fucking done.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:18:55 PM No.212920132
The_Shallow_Tale_of_a_Writer_Who_Decided_to_Write_About_a_Serial_Killer_poster[1]
>>212920087
lets face it anon there's no way you or any of the anons whining about movies being bad will actually watch cheap indie films.

we know this because good cheap indie films are made and often not even released to cinemas.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:21:04 PM No.212920160
>>212919021
Yeah just put a 23 year old masturbating with a vibrator in it half way thru and itll get millions of hits.