*sigh* yikes...well *that* just happened...

>>212921678 (OP)
>gunnjeets so mad their shit flick bombed they have to spam dead memes from 10 years ago

>>212921739
*cough*
https://www.forbes.com/sites/markhughes/2025/07/19/superman-box-office-tops-400-million-total-worldwide-box-office/

>>212921739
>BRO IT GROSSED 400 MILLION DOLLARS WORLDWIDE!!! THATS A BIG NUMBER!!!

why didn't he just let out a super fart an extinguish the blast?

>>212921678 (OP)
Man what the hell was Snyder thinking

>>212921757
>>212921772
>just 400 million 2 weeks in
>F4 coming out next week

It unironically won't reach Man of Steel's gross. If you think that's good, you're a retard.

>Kill-el please think of the children!
>THE CHILDREN HAD THEIR CHANCE

uh oh snyderjeet melty

>>212921813
The movie is good, I don't care how much money jewish executives make

>>212921870
>Zod, you're our greatest hero. We need you to find and stop Murderman!
>I will, Mr. President. I WILL FIND HIM!

>>212921678 (OP)
>What was I supposed to do...just let them die?
>HUMANS ARE BENEATH YOU CLARK, YOU DON'T OWE 'EM A THING!

>>212921678 (OP)
Really though, why the fuck does he just stand there like that? I've never understood why.

>>212921870
THE FOREST MUST BURN FOR NEW GROWTH TO OCCUR!

>>212921903
It's mid.

>resurrected from the dead
>first thing he does is attempt murder

>>212921870
>>212921925
>>212921951
Meanwhile in Superjew, Jor-El's father is basically Zod.

>I have decimated 100,000 cities searching for my prize. I will bathe in the blood of billions and grind their bones to dust as I stride across them in search of Anti-Life and my glory, and then all of existence shall be MINE.

>Desaad, ready the armada. We must go to Earth at once and help the humans stop this Man of Murder.

>>212921757
the people that made these thumbnails think he was boring. real superman fans never thought he was boring from the start.

>>212922019
>What does the symbol mean? It's not an ''S''. It's a river. A river of blood.

>>212921955
Rule of cool. It just looks cool. Despite it making zero sense.

Uhh snyderbros... Everyone is kinda laughing at us

>>212922114
>>What does the symbol mean? It's not an ''S''. It's a river. A river of blood.

It stands for SLAUGHTER!!!FACT!!!

>>212921678 (OP)
Dawn of Norwood

>The World's Finest, Batman and Lex Luthor, spring a trap to subdue Superman as they spirit away Lois Lane and Martha Kent in order to break their intense Stockholm Syndrome that has rendered them slaves to the Murderman
>"GAAH. YOU'RE... LETTING HIM SAVE MARTHA... KILL MARTHA!!!"

>>212922019
>>212922046
Darkseid and Apokolips saving the day was the Ride of the Rohirim of the 2010s

>NOO MURDERMAN STOP! I'M AN AMBASSADOR!!! MY LORD DARKSEID ONLY WANTS TO TALK-- ACK!!!!!