Thread 212921838

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GORILLA

he looked like he’s been raped

>>212921838 (OP)
>Jamie lets zoom that image out

>>212921838 (OP)
The man that broke redditors everywhere. I kneel. Okay now this is the part where you post the tranny picture and all the other stuff.

>>212921893
Keep on truckin and fuckin, Sammy

>>212921838 (OP)
Imagine going on an actual podcast and being raped live in front of thousands of people.

>>212921838 (OP)
Is that how the Aryans looked like?

>>212921893
It's like a spell has been broken and people are finally starting to see what Sam really is. Except for the last bunch of dick-hanger-ons that either think Sam is still "fighting (their) cause" or clueless fishtank simps.

>>212921838 (OP)
>I AM NOT RAPED! I am not raped! I know he ambushed me! I knew Jews rape more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Damiel to laugh for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That heatlamp! Are you telling me that just happens to be in the studio like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harland! He mocked me! And they laughed! And I stayed! And I shouldn’t have. I flipped the table! I wrestled that senior citizen! What was I thinking? He’ll never get serious. He’ll never plug my show! Ever since he brought up meat loaf, always the same! Couldn’t keep away from those rape jokes! But not our Harland! Couldn’t be precious Harland! Markyposting in real life! And HE gets to be on Rogan? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!

Do you have to be as fucking ugly as these goblins are to keep up with them? Some zoomer at work asked me I knew who this was and when he showed me I couldn't believe anyone could stand to look at this ugly bitch, let alone click on a reccomended video to find them. Am I just missing something? Some ecelebs of old used to be charasmatic enough to recognize whether you liked them or not, or at least were so easy to ridicule they became lolcows and you could tell just by looking at them that they were jokes that communities formed around.

Now I fucking swear everytime you retards post one it's some genetic abomination plant whose retard viewers can't even recognize as being grifters and fake. They see these ugly ass things as something to identify with for some reason. I don't know who they are, so why why do you? What compells you to click on a video of someone who looks like this?

MARKY MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE BIF PURPLE GORILLA NEST CHANNING WORLD STAR WORLD CORP CP CP

>>212921893
Gorilla nest

>>212921936
>as a bit?
>NO IN REAL LIFE

>>212922013
Nick was so rattled by Sam that he spit out the cookie to avoid Sam chimping out on him over eating one and making Sam look like an uptight idiot. He fears the rape ape more than anyone.

>>212921966
t.commie faggot nigger jew

Rape status?

RAPED

>>212921893
damage control brigade is here

>>212921838 (OP)
>Real comedian tries to riff with you
>Sperg out because you have no sense of humor

Why do Americans all look like this?
Shouldn't they be genetically similar to the British? What the hell happened?

>>212922155
It was a gang rape. I like that he only broke kayfabe with Charls to tell him to let the man cook.

>>212922013
That heating lamp remark was so fucking funny because it implies Sam was sweating and already uncomfortable because of the heat. The fact that Harland did it intentionally makes it funnier.

>>212921838 (OP)
i don't find this faggot funny

>>212922155
Bro was about to die, he just checked out not even at the half way point. There's regrets, and you can see it. But good old Sam will keep burning bridges man, and theyre all in their 40s.

The dream is dead.

>>212922233
I've literally never heard him tell a joke. I remember his try hard edgy standup was posted here years ago where basically he was booed out of a bar for being cringe.

>>212922189
>Sperg out because you have no sense of humor
Ive never, ever seen a fanbase so lacking a sense of humor and defensive as MDE/Sam's.

Total Twink Death

The Wall spares no one. May God reprogram Sam Hyde into a proper Christian now Inshallah

>>212922339
>The Wall
more like roids. this nigga is full of juice

>>212921838 (OP)
>>212921860
>>212921936
>>212922013
>>212922171
>>212922300
>>212922339
> kiwitrannies
Your shitty 80s “”””comedian”””” boomer was inseminated by Sam. Consider it a mercy.

>>212921889
janny pull out the gorilla twix

>>212922479
He's unironically funnier than Sam.

>>212922490
Harland Williams’ standup is absolute fucking garbage.

>>212922503
so...funnier than sam

>>212922479
Imagine stanning for THAT!
Get some "stan"dards, my man.

>>212922163
Why did you post the only words Sam knows? idgi

>>212922155
I hope redbar catches the cookie spitting thing because it really opens a window into the kind of operation Sam is operating.
Do anything out of line or make it look like you're competing with the alpha dog/aligned against him and your ass is grass. Sam probably did something to also put a blackmail hold on everyone working for him, if those rumors about him keylogging James Price's computer out of paranoia years back are true ( I believe they are, and sociopaths like Sam never change ). Nick used to have the upper hand making Sam pay to have him appear in his vids but probably not anymore.
It must be a nightmare working for Sam. Sam must only tolerates mistakes/fuckups if you can take all the blame, like Jet.

>>212922479
you sound like you've been raped

>>212922503
Never saw his stand up but like some movies been in.
>>212922512
Correct

>>212922490
Harland Williams' standup is absolute fucking kino.

>Bloated
>On HGH
>On TRT
>Unable to take banter
>Not funny
>How passion project has now flopped twice
But hey at least he made money on crypto?

>>212922512
Harland hasn’t created anything even comparable to Sam’s material. And if he has, post it. I sat through his standup and I didn’t even laugh once.

>>212922479
you are literally the wojak in this image >>212921889
i suggest getting in touch with your real dad
good luck

Jersh is a shotacon pedo btw just sayin.

>>212922587
You know this is objectively wrong. His roles in Freddy Got Fingered and Dumb and Dumber are better than anything Sam has put out.

>>212922391
steroid hyperaging

>>212922546
What about you make your own opinions than having someone make them for you?

>>212922546
i dont think redbar will cover this, he just recently uploaded, and he takes several weeks in between and then he just covers stuff that happened like 3 days ago

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>>212922642
I gave you my opinion. And if Redbar shares it that's a plus because everyone else will then as well.

>>212922608
who is jersh?

>>212922479
Cap. He did word association brain rot absurdism before it was cool, or you were born. Scam squandered Nick's networking, AGAIN.

>>212922612
>my boomer is sorta funny as a background character when he’s fed material from writers who are actually funny
Not a flex

>>212922155
>helllllo shitfingers

>>212922680
Another Amerisad. Just pretend they're all one person or it'll rot your brain.

>>212922546
If he and Charls got Automile greenlit right after World Peace - but for Sam's ambiguous legal waiver with AS - they COULD do it again pitching other streaming services and studios. Easy money fo his daughta shouldnt be leverage for this gorilla wigger to throw MDE II's toys out of the pram. The lack of self-respect on display from bummy buster and Cutie Homo Battered Biker Husband is just as unwatchable.

>>212922704
Keep sucking Sam's cock

Sam got mogged hard by this boomer

>>212922479
Even after loosing the mind games and having to rely completely on his physical force, Sam couldn't even put this 20 years older grampa on the Gorilla's nest.
You e-daddy lost. Cope, seethe and dilate.

>>212921860
Raped with a gorilla twig in the sweltering summer of 25.

>>212922527
t.rapecel

>>212922792
Tell your queen Joshua Moon that he’ll never be Kino Casino and that he desperately needs voice strengthening classes so he doesn’t get voice mogged by Ethan fucking Ralph.

So does Harland inherit his harem of choir boys and army of Amerisad paypigs?
Is this how "alpha" transference works in the world of washed up youtube comedians?

>>212923014
Yes, brace yourself for five unjannied Harland highway threads a day.

>>212923011
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>212923074
Do not post pictures of the the american.
My wife is unwell.

>PLEASE LETS HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION....PLEASE?
>"you look raped sammy"

>>212921838 (OP)
pick up those twigs, bozo

>>212921838 (OP)
Total
Harlen
Victory

>>212921893
loool you guys are turning sammy into a lolcow, stop it

>>212922546
>>212922155
>nick gave everything away to his cocksucking nerd paymaster
Remember he told you, drunk or not

Considering improvising something funny is off the table, is he just going to have to double down forever now and trash every podcast to prove it was a bit?

This is pretty funny but please knock if off guys. Sam is redpilling normies on the jews and if enough well adjusted people become race obsessed wingnats I might be able to get a gf

>>212923376
>lolcow
get the rope, zoomer

>>212923489
He's wearing a skullcap, you doofus.

what do you think the kiwitroons will do when they realise MDE are still more successful than ever and this did literally nothing whatsoever with nobody caring about it? there are spergs in the sam hyde thread who *actually* think this "blacklisted them from hollywood AGAIN!" and that nick's sarcasm was serious.

>>212923544
You sounds a little bit gorilla nested. Not gonna lie, my guy.

>>212922797
>Even after loosing the mind games and having to rely completely on his physical force, Sam couldn't even put this 20 years older grampa on the Gorilla's nest.

>>212922391
he really does look like a bloated trotsky

>>212923532
fucking redditors are driving me insane, they've been spamming this board for days now

>MDE are still more successful than ever
EP status?

>>212923576
>Boomer questgiver tells you to act like a gorilla and build a nest
>Start building the nest
>Quest failed: the townspeople now consider you [RAPED]
>Locked out of the show promotion quest reward
WOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

>>212923544
they'll go fucking nuts and punch themselves in the face! and be mad they weren't in on the joke like we were all along!

fellow hydian soldiers, we may have reclaimed /tv/ but we must spread out, there are other boards that are slandering king sam, lord nick, and wizard charls

>>212923665
it made like 2 million dollars, whether its "good" is another story. whether its successful, not.

>>212922969
you have to greentext it otherwise the "t." means the post is coming from you
you look raped

>restarts the podcast 5 time
>sam gets so mad he flips over the table
>Harlen doesnt give him the reaction he wanted
>starts man handling a 60 year old but can't make him move
>edits out all of Sam's plugs for his shit show
Sam bros......not like this.

>>212923665
extreme peace is a massive success, so is their podcast/youtube/merch/tours/fishtank(somewhat), they are all millionaires, how much do you think worldpeace1 made, or worldpeace with lets say..3 seasons? they have an independent platform now and can't be "cancelled" in its actual meaning of the word anymore.

>>212923748
m-more time..

>>212923754
Are these the most autistic people on this board, like I thought the marvel people were memeing about it but maybe this is a category of human being.

>>212921838 (OP)
Nosey!

>>212923836
stfu redditor, fuck off and go back

>>212923748
HAHLAN HAHWEH POHCAH

>>212923815
they're not from this board, the people posting these threads are all from green reddit.

>>212923748
>>212923811
>>212923854
yeah keep crying pussies

>>212923489
Many are saying this

>>212923748
it was a work of literal and figurative art
>>212923854
baste

>>212923869
Sam was doing enough for everyone

>>212923860
Amerisad on Amerisad violence.
You love to see it.

>>212923847
You clayzy...

>>212923869
you won't achieve anything here
you can always give him more money thoughbeit he really, really needs it

>>212923873
>it was a work
Lol the cope

So what does cunnilingus mean?

>>212922013
lol

>>212923917
>they pay him $15 a month for him to buy cars then they shit up this board when you make a joke about him
l m a o tiniest dick fanbase in existence

>>212921838 (OP)
Why do people worship this creature?

>>212923974
to own da libs

>>212922013
Reminds me of the Angry Joe rant he did after Jeff Keighley properly buck broke him at the VGAs

>>212923854
is that a jewish accent?

>>212923974
Jews o algo

>>212923974
Remember when you were five and this one friend had a "cool" older brother who was into the same stuff you were? but then when you got to the age of around 13, you realised how sad he was?
Americans have the mental capacity of a five year old.

>>212923974
because I wish he were my dad

>>212924012
>>212924022
Sam is a lib and hires almost exclusively jews lmao, you have to give it to him, hes a genius grifter. Or maybe his fans are retarded.

>>212921838 (OP)
someone hand over the newest mega links to extreme peace
I need to consoom the newest slop

>>212921838 (OP)
Sam saw this as a way to get on Joe Rogan but Harlen rightfully gatekept this bloated hack comedian.

>>212923974
terminally online autists

>>212922054
suck a dick faggot

>im a 13th generation american
what was he trying to prove?

>>212924158
I don't even believe him, its the first time hes ever said that and it was in response to a comedian asking if hes jewish.

>>212922797
>>212922479
Based Canadian boomer man.

>>212921838 (OP)
Nice and creamy.

>>212924217
>>"Not fond of Americans, but this guy seems alright"
>>He's Canadian.
Every. Time.

I don't think baby gorilla Sammy is getting trolled nearly close to enough as he should for this vulgar display of cringe he did, the MDE fans have gone soft, in the old days he used to be make fun of constantly by the fans for way less, like for simply being fat, some of the vertical videos are actually responses to stuff like that

so is sam done now with comedy or what? haven't seen him post much. he will probs not talk about it in new PGL. his career is over, time to do joyride now and spend what little left his has in crypto. charls will bail again and nick will just distance himself again. the money train has stopped. maybe now sam can focus on his family.

>>212924352
>is sam done now with comedy
He has never been in the same postcode as comedy.
The fuck are you talking about?

>>212924328
As the years have gone on, the millenials have grown out of him and all thats left are confused alternative zoomers like his employees. Centrist zoomers watch the cumtown boys and right wing zoomers get their takes for actual right wing people, so you get this bizarre niche of fatherless andrew tate fans instead, and sam plays on this all the time.

>>212924352
>family
does he have illegitimate kids?

>>212924547
he either has no kids, or a bastard hapa that he denies the existence of whenever hes asked about it

>>212922155
Nick and Charls should leave Sam and do their own thing.

>>212924638
Nobody would care except you parasocial homos

>>212924672
build the fucking nest, sam

GET
A
SKILL

>>212924696
They all suck

>>212924638
why?

>>212924638
They don't have any talent between them, but I don't understand why Sam is the leader.

>>212924352

It will never be over for Sam

>>212924775
No talent? You don’t like schizo babble and home decor talk?

>>212924762
Because Sam destroyed their careers, twice.

>>212924775
Sam is the leader because he's the money guy. Sam has set up his projects in such a way that they are dependent upon him so if he fails the project fails. That makes everyone invested in him too.

>>212924852
what career got destroyed this time?

>>212921838 (OP)
MOGGED BY A LEAF

>>212924895
The one that replaced them doing their day jobs.

>>212924191
I bet they are both jewish

I bet the only one who was not jewish in this room was Erick
and he almost lost his leg there

>>212924973
>he almost lost his leg there
kek

>>212921838 (OP)
whats the deal with charles. can i get a qrd of who he is?

>>212923869
You have the wit of your idol.

>>212924958
what do you mean? they're full-time "content creators" with nick and his wife running a home decor store on the side. they make more money than they would on any tv channel, you realise tv is dead as fuck right?

>sweating like a whore on a holiday weekend
>sees heat lamp
>have you been heating this room up on purpose?
>maybe
fucking kek

>>212925030
they'd make even more money if they opened an only fans and sucked cock

>>212925030
If his antique business was going so great he would do that full-time. I bet he makes more consistent income from scuffled realtor.

Sam shaould stick to bullying Idubbzzz. This is more in his league.

>>212921838 (OP)
Why do you incels worship this dysgenic subhuman?

>>212925030
you do realize they aren't on tv and haven't been since 2016?

>>212925160
>no there is no logic in doing a few hours a week streaming for $500 a time while advertising the rest of your business, obviously there is a secret poverty thing going on and they're all broke trust me

>>212925179
They're gay and have a crush on him, theres no other person on this whole site that people are this obsessed with and sensitive about.

>>212925202
yeah, and if they were they wouldn't make anywhere near the money they make now and they were always set up to get taken off of it anyway, which is my point, their "career" is their own independent platform.

>>212925202
you're probably talking to a bot honestly

>>212925235
maybe you should get better reading comprehension

>>212923698
Build the nest

>>212925211
It’s so fucking weird, man. I remember when he was gonna do that boxing thing and there were threads of people getting so absurdly invested in it, one guy unironically said “I love him and I want to see him be strong.” Fucking embarrassing, genuine faggots. But I’m glad to see the tide is turning more and more on here, even though I still have filter that fucking fishtank shit (which is neither television nor film by the way)

>>212925030
Nick's day job selling cars.

>>212925258
Yeah, Penguin publishing.

>>212925258
Yeah but you're like some indian chatbot
GROK how much money does nick rochefort make per year from his antique business. Like how deep into a d list eceleb can you get.

>>212925280
sam's actions on harland williams got nick fired from selling cars? no way.

Sam should get a bag of fritos and fuck off to florida

>>212925258
>>212925281
Gorilla house publishing ltd.

>>212925307
No, wtf are you talking about?

>>212925331
i think you're incapable of reading a 4chan thread and the conversations within it.

>>212924019
>>212923854
Why on earth did he think that Jew posting from the gate was the move on a silly max show?

>he couldn't get a 60 year old man into the gorilla nest
It's over Sam bros.

>>212925341
>a 4chan thread
spot the redditor lmao

>>212925274
Its why Sam did that Surrogate Dad shit in his podcasts/streams
He effectively groomed a bunch of the gaggles losers into his army of lostboys.

>>212925331
then what "career" got ruined this time? make up your mind.

>>212925274
Damn you weren't lying lol

>>212925348
>we need to restart the show
>okay, YEH WEHCUM TO THE HAHLAN HAHWEH POHCAH
Delectable

>>212925017
A schizo

>>212925356
Yeah I saw a couple clips of people donating like $50 to his streams just to ask for advice about the most pathetic shit imaginable, like how they can’t get a girlfriend or hold a job. Hilarious to see him confronted by the abject helplessness of his fanbase

>>212925356
hes deep into 48 laws of power type stuff so I'm sure he managed to manipulate some insecure 90 iq dudes into worshipping him

>>212925378
Sam already made the gorilla nest in this guy's mind holy moly

>>212925378
Lmfao yep that’s the exact thread I was talking about. It stuck with me because it was so just insanely ridiculous and un-self-aware

>>212925383
Sam kept restarting to try and gain control but Harland never dropped the bit

>>212925397
lmao, on nicks streams the questions are like what house should I buy, on charls its what supplements should I give my son, on sams its like I'm a virgin and jack off to gay porn HELP

>>212922233
He's a sociopath only groypers like him now

>aren't you Jewish(t. Sam(Jew))
>No I'm a Canadian Catholic
>Sam's dickrider comments: HARLAND YOU ARENT FUNNY YOU JEW!
Reminder you retards worship a secular Jew who "respects" Christianity purely as a grift to keep Jay Dyer on payroll

>>212925359
Their careers in comedy.

>>212925427
>>I see myself in him
gaaaaaaaay

>>212925489
their comedy "careers" are at its peak right now, they're more popular and successful than ever

>>212925427
He has a lot of fans like this who desperately need him to succeed because he's vessel for their hope or they think he's this big player in the culture war

>This guy gets up in your grill and says "You so clazy"
How do you respond without sounding angry?

>>212925503
Which makes what Sam that much worse.

>"I am making fun of you"
Based Leaf

>>212925535
*did

>>212925488
His whole shit is a grift >>212924085 the people who actually make his content are liberal jews. He used to make fun of chinese people pre 2020, then black people 2020-2022, and then indians, hes just following the zeitgeist of what the paypigs want.

>>212925545
you'll never meme Harland into being funny

>>212925535
>>212925564
did what? do a bit on a podcast? are they gonna be broke in 2 more weeks?

>>212925588
>t. so clazy

harland was bringing up deep seated murmurs of Marky The Gorilla and put Sam in to a minor offense situation

>>212925588
t. has nightmares about harland and his edad being turned into a lolcow

>>212925608
i'm reporting you and Harland to the ADL for hatespeech

>>212925503
>More successful than ever
By what metric?

>>212925604
The video has already gone viral. Nobody will want to work with them now.

Nazis are funny and le cool amirite?
>Two Jews

"When are we getting serious?"

>>212925633
>lolcow
you're the only one invested in this e-drama

>>212925647
these niggas talk like a normal person would talk about their best friend or their brother
>yeah hes actually doing really well at the moment

>>212925604
>its just a bit you guys
you guys are still pushing this?

>>212925647
paypigs

>>212925684
the drama is mde fans sperging out for a week straight

Why you so clazy?

>>212925647
Haha. I'm older than I've ever been, anon.
and again! Breaking records left and right over here.

Marky won

>>212922231
Did he have the heating lamp there specifically to mess with Sam, or maybe he just has it because old people get colder easily? This is a genuine question.

>>212925684
And your the one getting this upset over lol

>>212925709
>paypigs judge mdes success by how many paypigs they have
you couldn't make it up

>>212925647
viewers, popularity and income.
>>212925666
so did sam talking about white nationalist talking points on bradley martyn, and being 20 different school shooters/terrorists, i guess its REALLY over for them this time, or maybe in 2 weeks.
>>212925696
they took pictures and laughed with eachother after the stream, the podcast producer is a fishtank follower.
>>212925688
you're spamming my board and projecting your obsession, i couldn't give less of a fuck about this but you're obviously retarded besides the spam which bothers me.

>>212925729
It was on his side of the table, so probably just to keep him warm. Not atypical for people in cold climates to have a small space heater on deck

>>212925588
(You) clazy

>>212925746
whats success then? making no money and having no viewers?

>>212925742
all i said was Harland isn't funny and you're crashing out. what would you do with your life if Sam wasn't around?

Looking at Nick realising he's stuck with this retard and will never have a chance at a mainstream comedy career and will forever be the sidekick to a retarded grifter is peak desu

>>212925753
Alright calm down pal, not like we're asking you to make a gorilla nest

>>212925753
>IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL
you so clazy

>>212925728
They are talking about her in Harlan's YT comments.

>>212925746
mde is just dudes catering to paypigs. Thats the business model. Sam devloped a cult, and he squeezes them for however much they have

>>212925753
>mde fans are this obsessed
get help brother you clazy

>>212925753
>my board

>>212925789
>"all I said"
>continues to sperg out even more
Lol
Lmao even

I miss Thanks Computer

>>212925808
>>212925813
>discord trannies coordinating

>still caring this much about eceleb slop in AD 2025
Jesus Christ

>>212925804
>nick totally would be a successful comedian if he never met sam
car insurance, am I right? marble floors in a victorian

You guys don't understand I have to write an essay defending Sam Hyde or the white race is OVER

All Sammy had to do was take a reasonable amount of testosterone at the correct frequency and he could have physically peaked at 45 or 46 and been fine. Instead he took too much, took too much arimidex because he thinks breast cancer drugs are the best way to control male estrogen, took a bunch of dbol and tren and hgh, grew his skull, and aged himself 20 years in 5. Could have been prevented but he's a know-it-all fag up his own ass and thinks he understands everything from technology to medicine better than people who study it in school for a decade. World peace 2 sucks ass.

>>212925729
What does this question even mean? Does Sam have an allergy to heat lamps? No one else in the room seemed to mind

>>212925835
sorry, but this forced meme just isn't funny

>>212925844
>man this guy looks like he drives a 94 corolla, not the 95, the 94 standard package......the 4 cylinder one without the vtec

>>212925837
All the true Oldheads do.

>>212925869
"So do you want to restart the podcast?"

Ella>Ellie

>>212925728
who is this marky girl? does she not have a tiktok or something where people can just talk to her and ask?

>>212923238
>t-t-thanks

>>212925862
>5 one line replies vs 5 massive paragraphs with capslock emphasis and 20 emotional dumps about his "e-daddy that others worship"
sure got his ass kiwibro.

>>212925882
Sure
YEH WEHCUM TO THE HAHLAN HAHWEH POHCAH

>>212925772
That’s what I thought, but California isn’t a colder climate.
>>212925852
I was just genuinely curious why there was a heat lamp. I have never seen a human with a heat lamp. No hidden meaning behind the question.

>>212925753
>>212925838
Look I'm an MDE fan but you need to chill out a bit you're making us look like fags

>>212925913
>California
For some reason the Canada talk convinced me they weren't in California but that tracks. Idk yeah maybe he's just old and cold, and you don't want the hum of a space heater interfering with your audio.

>>212925906
why are you refering to yourself in the 3rd person, thats clazy

>>212924775
Charls was the only funny guy from the MDE side during the whole podcast

>so sam goes on a podcast with his goons, acting like a big shot, thinking he invented absurdist, layered irony based comedy
>he does not realize it was already thoroughly explored decades ago by the boomers in films like airplane and the naked gun
>harland, fully aware of sams schtick, throws in a few light jabs
>sam becomes flustered
>he did not expect anyone else to follow along with what he believes is complex, high iq humor
>trying to reassert himself as the king of ironic comedy, he flips the table, both literally and figuratively, in an attempt to outdo the absurdity

>>212925919
Never met a fan of Sam Hyde that wasn't a faggot.

>>212925964
>goy is yiddish for cock
yea that really landed...

IM SICK OF BEING TREATED LIKE A SLAVE

>>212925964
Sam is x10 funnier than nick and charles put together, they're riding on his coat tails

>>212921838 (OP)
BRO

>>212925964
He was trying to salvage it but Sam wouldn't shut the fuck up.

>>212925753
>white nationalist talking points
Sam proved on Bradley Martyn hes not pro-white by getting BTFO by a literally retarded MMA fighter. Sam is as much of a white nationalist as he is Christian. Everyone knows its an act.

>they took pictures and laughed with each other after the stream proves it was a bit
picrel

>>212925844
probably not but it seems like Nick is the guy who tries to get them booked on things, he was the biggest driving force behind them getting on adult swim back in the day and you can see he's having a bad time as sams sperging out

>>212925983
Are their any Sam Hyde fans that aren't American?

>>212925985
I'm so glad they pivoted from being funny into this kind of based rightwing stuff

>>212925378
>>212925427
this is so fucking gay of sam ballwashers it's the most pathetic post I've seen this week
>>212925432
I think he quintupled down, pure fucking cinema

>>212926006
im obsessed with sam therefore he always loses i dont care that hes happy and makes a lot of money because i dont think so, just look at how ugly he is how is that funny? he clearly isn't successful when he cant even make me laugh.

>>212922155
>>212922546
The head cow is always grazing

>>212925979
When Harland set up the cunnalingus bit you could see Sam starting to get annoyed

>>212925985
>humiliation ritual for upstaging Hydenstein

>yea sam sucks but CHARLS is the real talent
real interesting, baldanders. Maybe I should interject with more jibberish that gets zero laughs

>>212925984
uh oh, don't drop the mask. maybe someone hasn't figured out yet your IP is in Israel

>>212925986
>LOOK I'M LE FUNNY I BULLY A 60 YEAR OLD FART

>>212925427
hahahah this guy is in this thread right now though

>>212925958
dont worry bro 2 more weeks and the spam will be the downfall of the perfidious hyde

>>212926017
Probably some brazilians.

>well folks, that's the end of the podcast wish we coul-
>HAHA YEAH WISH WE COULD KEEP THIS GOIN, WE HAD A LOT OF FUN HERE RIGHT GUYS!?!?
>yeah unfortunately the front legs of my desk are completely broke-
>HAHA YEAH WE HAD A GOOD TIME, WISH WE COULD GIVE YOU GUYS A LONGER SHOW HAHA
>Nick: hey yeah sorry about the desk me and erick will fix this and make it right, were real good at this sort of thing
>hope you liked the show but we gotta call it her
>HAHA YEAH THANKS FOR HAVING US HARLAND YOURE SO GREAT PLEASE COME TO THE SHOW TONIGHT!
Honestly this was far more embarassing for Sam than the desk flip

>>212925985
>if only mankind were united in prayer the prince of the air and his minions would be banished
>sucks cock

>>212925878
kek what a talented guy

>>212926076
wait, i thought Harland totally pwnd Sam? why is he getting bullied in this vid?

>>212926054
he clearly isn't funny when he cant even make me laugh. he's only ever been funny as a performer. he's not a good writer, stand up, or even naturally funny in conversation on a comedy podcast.

>>212926110
>you don't get it because you're a liberal pajeet

>>212926110
what put the nail in the coffin for me was when i realised he fucked marky and is actually a real racist and transphobe under all the irony stuff us OG fans dropped this shit so long ago. being an aggresive alt right grifter on roids is not a fucking bit lmao, thats actual crashout gorilla behaviour.

>>212926097
I thought Charls' brilliant comedic mind really shined in this sketch.

>>212926054
sams humor is that he looks big and goofy
thats about it
hes on the same level as mizkif

>brings up Jews and rape for shock value in 2025
>Harland leans into it
>completely deflates

>>212926076
>you look like a raped bitch sammy boy, sure you aren't jewish?

>>212926054
The reason why the video is going viral is because Sam himself proved to everyone he is an unfunny fraud. I'm sorry that you are emotionally invested in an e-celeb who doesn't give shit about you but thats not healthy.

>>212926153
I thought it was funny too then it randomly cuts to sam smiling at the camera even though he wasn't part of the sketch as if this was some kind of humiliation ritual

>>212926110
> guy i'm unhealthily obsessed with and hate isn;t funny to me, how could this be happening to me?!

>>212926177
why didn't he go on the podcast in blackface, that would actually be pretty funny

>>212926177
funnier than anything Harland's ever done

>>212926076
Harland is almost a senior citizen, Sam is a retard.

>>212926206
Are you a big harland fan?

>>212926179
as sam said
>when are we getting serious?
sam doesnt like comedy. He's there to send a message and make a point. This is the not sam hyde from 10 years ago, this is e-daddy advice sam

>>212926206
Harland actually had one really funny episode of his podcast, let me pull it up real quick, makes the guest look like a complete dork
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?si=SWEixi2jtzJe-bpF

the way Harlan took the asian kid an exposed that he's a weird, unfunny ego slave for Sam and then had him eating out of his hand and laughing at his jokes while completely emasculating his real daddy was an incredible thing to see

he was raped

>>212926205
Sam was too nice to Harland, ironically

>>212926179
all his other podcast appearances go similarly "viral" because his audience simply follows him to these stupid ass podcasts, me telling you your obsessive takes are verifiably false doesn't mean i'm the obsessed one, i have never spent a dime on this cunt and don't find him funny either anymore, quit spamming the board faggot.

>>212926206
Making Sam look like a bitch was pretty funny desu.

>>212926190
I was being sarcastic man. I had to skip through it because it was giving me secondhand embarrassment

>>212926226
>sam doesnt like comedy.
Thats all he talks about, wanting to focus on Comedy, yet never does it.

>>212926206
mogging sam was funnier

>>212926218
yuge

>>212926238
>Harland gives the mic to Damiel
>won't say a word without first making eye contact with his daddy Sam to make sure he is permitted to speak
>a couple of times Sam actually cuts in and Damiel doesn't say a word
Imagine being over the legal drinking age and behaving like this

>>212926242
nah Harland was too nice to him, should've brought up Marky so he could suffer a stroke

>>212926238
did you jerk your dick to it?

>>212926235
harland's type of humour just isn't my cup of tea, i know a boomer who has the exact same type of humour, making a sheepish idiot face while saying nonsense and silly stuff simply doesn't hit for some people, guy is really stupid and beta too.

>>212926295
Why are you thinking about my dick? Are you Jewish?

>>212926255
at what point did that happen?

>>212926280
it makes it worse knowing that damiel is a typical loud mouth when hes on fishtank
but quiet as a mouse when hes in the real world
truly a pathetic state of affairs

>>212926295
Yeah I get off on people being dominated and humiliated so I was rock hard the whole time

>>212926243
Yet here you are defending your E-daddy making all attempts to shut it down. How many times did you complain when Sam had 10 threads of ftl going on in /tv/?

>>212926289
yeah, that would've been funny. unfortunately Harland's not funny

>>212926243
>because his audience simply follows him to these stupid ass podcasts
bingo. He has amassed a large cult following of the lowest people on the internet right next to discord trannies

>>212926076
So is this what happens when nature made you a twink but the internet only gives you money for being "masculine"?

>>212926316
>beta
He defensively manhandled Sam and his goons. I get not finding him funny, his show is a total drag, but careful throwing around the Beta insult when your surrogate Jew father just got mogged by a white christian grandpa

>>212926295
why are mdefans obsessed with dick?

>>212926148
i'm racist and transphobic. the issue for me is that sam is a "comedian" but only wants to talk about white genocide, life advice, and cars. i was watching a PGL clip yesterday where nick and charls were riffing about a video sam wanted them to watch, and sam's instinct was to ramble to them for 10 minutes about what young adults should be doing instead of going to college. hilarious.
>>212926196
head cannon

>>212926328
he took Sam's entire group of mentally stunted and beaten down entourage for himself so much so that Sam had to try and physically overpower him (and fail) to save face

>>212926238
making the chink into harlands daddy instead of sams is extremely underrated, getting him to talk into the mic and providing absolutely nothing of value was fucking peak and exposed how talentless the zoomers sam keeps around him to inflate his ego really are

>>212926355
are you retarded? i was talking about the guy i know.

>>212926351
Harland has no idea who these people are

>>212926320
you clearly got a little hot and bothered writing that fanfic. it would naturally follow that you might touch yourself when writing something homo-erotic like that

>>212926363
You can Erick regretting being such a tough guy douche after Sam flips the desk.

>>212926386
that boomer you know is funnier than Sam

>>212926338
not surprised you're obsessed with sam

>t-the lamps
what did Samuel Hyde mean by this?

>>212926367
>..... -I-i-I'm.. a w-w-wardaddy
>THERE YA GO CHAMP!

Is there a gorilla in this thread?

>>212926367
It was a mix of a "fucking your girlfriend right in front of you" energy with a bit of "abused kid gets a new stepdad and likes him a lot better" energy

>>212926361
don't write gay fanfic and no one will suspect that you jerk off to it, weirdo

>>212926328
Herw is a timestamp if when it started 00:00:01
It lasted the whole time.

He killed MDE.

>>212926412
sure, to an obsessed a-log anyone will be cooler than the internet guy you decided to lose sleep over every night.

>>212926444
is the gay fanfic in the room with us right now?

>>212926392
Thanks for the arm char psychology Sigmund Funton

>>212926461
Why you so clazy?

>>212926455
they should have gotten noah munck. sadworld did mde better than mde.

>>212926466
lmao

>>212926363
he seemed to be having a good time. he even invited Harland to their show. unfortunately Harland was too buttmad to accept. oh, well

>>212925588
>t. 13th generation hydecuck

>>212926461
especially when the e-celeb isn’t funny

>>212926466
yes, because you wrote it and posted it in this thread

>>212926455
>trusting a nigga that dyes his hair
not even once

>>212926334
Damiel might be the single worst thing scam hyde has ever tried to force upon society. He has the appeal of Lena Dunham. I never understood how anyone's gut reaction to his face and voice was not to immediately look away and cover their ears.

>>212926501
humour is subjective

Total Sam Death

>>212926521
does the gay fanfics make you want to do gay things?

>>212926473
why are you still sporting a boner?

>>212926485
>noone laughs at your Jew rape statement (not really a joke)
>completely shutdown like a faggot bitch
>flip a table
>apologize profusely and offer free tickets to your gay show(dates edited out, Lmao owned)
>"Harland didn't come to my show after I trashed his studio and looked like a complete cuck,, I have won this engagement"
clazy

>>212926556
Why do you keep looking at my crotch?

>>>212923525
NEW

>>212926076
Damn this has me more leaning towards the it was a bit theory

>>212926537
Sam thinks Damiel is funny so everyone has to put up with it because no one will tell him no.

ANOTHER VERY UNDERRATED MOMENT: Nick breaking down at the end and assuring Harland that he and Eric are good for replacing all of the broken shit and that they'll "make it right." Amazing fucking stuff, Nick's entire spirit basically leaves hid body for 20 minutes and he looks like he's going to die once Sam starts manhandling the boomer.

>>212926542
the podcast debunked that

>>212926552
yes because i'm clazy™

>>212926557
>a lot of effort to force this meme

>>212926575
>no one will tell him no.
yep, sams strong armed the crew around him so hard that it's creatively killing them, I gaurantee nick at least has something to say about the zoomer faggots sam keeps around but he doesn't cause sam won't take it well and nicks comfy doing the real estate streams and doesn't wanna jepordise his cash daddy sam

>>212926565
because i'm so clazy™

>>212926578
>Nick a day later goes on his scuffed realtor podcast and then says "Cmon guys, it was all in good fun" like there isn't 30 minutes of him looking like curious fucking George looking on in horror at Sam acting like a retard

>>212926615
I'm a wardaddy

>>212926633
Nick used to trash people based on smoking the wrong brand of cigarettes, of course he hates Sams crew of actual incels.

>>212926148
I have a theory that Sam isn't even racist or antisemetic or whatever, he's just misanthropic. Ragging on indians trannies niggers etc just gives him an excuse to release his rage while seeming like he's saying something meaningful. Kinda like how those pedo hunters are just sociopaths looking to assault someone so they pick on pedos since they'll get a free pass for fucking them up

>>212926665
>i analyzed the body language and facial expressions, its over for them this time for real!

>>212926805
>HAHA ACTUALLY THE SCARED MAN WASNT SCARED BECAUSE UH........

>>212926665
tbf like what is he gonna say, his entire livelihood is tied up in Sam and acting like this whole thing was an attempt to be funny is an easy out for the irony-poisoned demographic

>>212926455
I can't stop thinking about how much better some of these sketches would come across under Ruse's direction

>>212926905
I agree, I'm not saying Nick is doing the wrong thing from his position, he basically has to say exactly that. But still, it's clearly not true

>>212926697
Nick is funnier than Sam, has actual IRL skills the audience can get something out of, and a better eye for aesthetics. If he had his own channel it'd probably do well, but I'm not sure he has the chops to break it off cleanly.

>>212922013
Woulda been 10/10 if you had shopped Sam's commie glasses onto Chuck. this is an image board, remember

>>212926860
autistics like you can't even read a face so what makes you think you know what they're thinking?

>>212927119
Good times were had by all, see
>>212927031

>>212926805
>analyzed
it doesnt take an analysis to tell he was suffering if you are not autistic

>>212927148
>>212927165
yeah, that shit was horrible, imagine the fucking fight they had on the way back. i bet punches were thrown at some point.

>>212927119
>I'm an autist who is incapable of reading faces therefore everyone else is

>>212927191
Pictured: MDE crew saving face, Harland ear to ear knowing he has podcast gold

>>212921838 (OP)
40 year old man btw

>>212922013
based

>>212926295
nosey..

>>212927245
whats your next cope?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Uz3hlzj-Vck

Why did Nick pretend to have a panic attack? I dont get it, was it meta-irony?

>>212926537
Harland making Damiel funny is actually kind of an impressive feat

>>212923754
sup jet

>>212926551
lol